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THE WASHINGTON HERALD SUNDAY JULY 28 1907 l I I > AFFAIRS IN IRELAND BY SEUMAS MACMANUS I I Mount Charles County Donegal July 16 The first blow struck by Mr Redmond In his new campaign has been a crusher to himself T P OCon nor it Is well known inspired the policy of contesting English boroughs in which there was Jt fair Irish vote Jarrow a Northern English constituency has Just been contested and lost Lost also is tho armpathy of the English Labor party Jarrow was a labor constituency The Labor party put up for it against the Liberals an Irish Labor mag and HomeRuler Pete Curran a man much teemed by English workingnten He rialunu y oroected the support of all Irish workingmen in the division An Irish NatkmaHst had no chance of winning putting up of one might lose the constituency to the Labor man Alderman OHanlon of Jarrow nevertheless was In a wildcat enterprise put up and run by Mr Redmond The Labor party which has been as strenuous homerulers as the Irish party them- selves were highly irritated Alderman OHanlon polled 2609 and odd votes coming at the bottom of the poll Pete Curran with 5009 votes headed the poll beating both the Liberal candidate and by the skin of his teeth the Conservative The Labor party is perilously seer be ing estranged from home rule by Mr Redmonds foolish and Impolitic play to the gallery After long and persistent effort on the part of the Orange M Ps from Ufeter have convent and monasteries open to government inspection Mr Corbett M P succeeded lately In getting a first rending In Paritement for a convent in- spection bill Mr Corbetts bill proposes to appoint a commission of seven to In quire into the property or income of mo- nastic institutions and convents their numbers since ISO and respective situa- tions and character and to determine what regulations are needed with respect to convents in Great Britain The com- missioners it is suggested are to be ap- pointed by the lord chancellor of Eng- land the speaker of the House of Com- mons the lord chief justice of England two by the Catholic poor schools commit- tee one by the charity commissioners for England and Wales and by the commissioners in lunacy and they should have lull powers to enforce the attend- ance of witnesses of examining them on oath and of compeiltag the production of documents and punishing persons guilty of contempt- A very fine sample of tbe stuff with which sympathetic English statesmen have 30 long an l so wcressfnlljr cajoled of our simptr Irish people given utterance to by ourcW f secretary Birrejl In an after llnne peech on Day Sir Wilfrid Laurler of Can- ada being the guest of honor and Lori srrathcona trying to till the chair Speaking with deep emotion say the newspapers Mr Birrell implored them I do beseech you in all your dreams of empire great and glorious as thty are dont leave Ireland out of account Cheers Your dreams will be somewhat of a sham in their realization if Ireland- is not taken into account in your hopes Loud applause If her sons with tn Hr talent and genius which so eminently fit them for serving the empire are your dream will be incomplete As my last word I would say Dont leave Ireland out Loud and prolonged cheers Mr Birrell too at tilts din ner propounded a new and final solution for Irelands woes It is the establishing- of a line between Canada the County Mayo God help us And with such statesmen guiding our des tinies people sUll wonder why Ireland The doekers strike in Belfast is de- veloping interestingly The carters of Bel fast have gone out in sympathy and it is threatened that other trades bodies will do likwlseDerry City dockers also threaten to show practical sympathy with their brothers in Belfast This is the first important trades union development Ireland or at least the north of Ireland has known The strike looks promising for the men seem gritty and sturdy One Of the strangest and most promising things in connection with it is that it has suddenly widened the outlook of the Orange workingmen of Belfast making them fraternize as they did not before with their Catholic brethren For the first time in a hundred years British troops who were wont to receive abject worship the other day hissed and stoned In the streets of most loyal Be- lfast Truly these be strange times A London correspondent of an Irish paper says that the estate of Butlers Court at Beaeonsfield in Bucklngham shire famous as the residence of Ed mund Burke will be offered for sale this month The estate was bought by great statesman from the Wailer family one of whose most noted mem- bers the poet of that name is like Burke himself burled in the picturesque churchyard at Beaconsfleld The estate which consists of about 309 acres will to some extent sink its interesting as- sociations as it is to be split up into building plots At present the estate is the property of Lord Grenfell com- mander of the forces in Ireland 1 suppose the memory of Allen kin and OBrien the Manchester Martyrs will live as long as does Irish patriotism Mgr Gadd VicarGeneral- of Salford who attended the three men on the scaffold died the other day and is believed to have carried with him to the grave a secret pertaining to the death of OBrien Mgr Gadd jumped into the pit after the bolt had been opened and the ropes cut It was freely stated at the time thai he noticed signs of life in the body of Michael OBrien and that he had jumped in to assure himself of this Whatever the cause Father Gadd as he then was leaned over the body for some time and from the moment he came out of the pit until his dying day declined to say w at he had observed or what had happened When urged again and again to say if OBrien were dead when cut down Mgr Gadd merely replied What happened is known to God I did my duty as a priest In the village of Dundrqm County Dublin there awaits development at present the groundwork of a lucrative Irish Industry known as the Dun Emer Guild Ltd and its manufactures con sist of weaving bookbinding and enam- eling It is just four and a half years Since a beneficent Irish lady Miss Gleeson giving practical effect to her sympathy with Irish Industry spent- a large sum in Installing In Dundrum- a weaving plant and In establishing a bookbinding and enameling industry- A number of young girls were initiated into carpetweaving and tapestry work and afterward secured international honors After the firm carried off a silver medal at Milan International Ex- hibition for a pjece of carpet woven In Irel- and but me to one thousands was disre- garded transAtlantic and th Lar Us Do- minion lags were Eve- lyn ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Irish wool rom a adapted from a plate In the of Kells a good deal of attention was directed toward the modest handloom In Dundrum The society makes it A feature to manufac ture material that might be suitable for church and altar purposes The tapestry work is carried on under the superinten- dence of Miss Mny Kerley an exceed- ingly clever Dundalk lady who for a considerable time vas engaged by the Congested Districts Board in connec- tion with the now derelict carpetweav ing industries of the Southwest of Ire land Ireland famous in faroff times for its woods is now one of tho baldest of countries Groat efforts are being made in recent years to have the country re- forested A treeplanting week So nits Crann has been isti tuted by the Gaelic League and kindred organizations and it is hoped that our people will gradually get the treeplant log habit Forests in Ireland would mean much to Irish climate Irish soil and Irish finances as well The Very Rev Father Paul O S F Q in the Father Mathew Hall this week lectured- on the possibilities of the Irish timber Industry Were it taken up In proper fashion by the people It might he said give employment to 20000 Thve were now 2000000 acres In Ireland absolutely no return and he compafbd this with other countries where similar land was under trees If treeplanting- In Ireland were judiciously taken up- S a week might be earned by some 20003 persons for several years After fifteen yeare a return of about 100 an acre would be yielded About 51i000000 would plant all the waste lands of A moderate degree of forestry would promote both agriculture and manufactures and would have a most valuable effect on the climate design Book acbtmkin Irel- and I ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ i In tbo BUGLE f YO- 1t OontWant Brings Results rr ADVERTISE YOUB Wants Anith1n- IT I La IB the L diag Paper of the Oonnty- RBRIGHTBRBEZYBELLICOSEBDSTLIK THE BINGVILLE BUGLE Hew t6e bull little btt- lajprere neb xttiRlng hour By gathering JMHIJ all the day Frem ererr ojufilnz The cbwprst adTertlslDn medium In the rnnti7 If y n believe In Advertising come and we H F r further call en or address the For some time past It has been on our mind to give the trusts of this coun- try a bitter arrainment by of a red hot editorial in this comm and we now take our pen in hand to do so For the benefit our more ignorunt readers who dont know what a trust is we will explain When several men gets together for instants and buys up all the hogs there be in the country and then boosts up the price of spareribs and sawsidge to such a extent that the common people haft to pay several times what its worth for it or go without is called a trust Most all trusts are trusts for that matter because a anus acts the hog when it gets half a chance Trusts is more common in this coun- try than they was several years ago We can remember when there was no such a thing as a trust in our midst but that time is now only a sacred memory Take the Standard Oil Trust which John Rockefeller got up for instants John he has a corner on about all the lamp oil there is in the world if we can believe what we hear and charges for it whatever he blamed pleases per gal Even Hen Weathersby prop of our general and only store has to buy his kerosene of John We dont know what Hen has to pay wholesale for his ol being as that aint none of our busi ness but we know what we haft to pay Hen for it 23 cts per which is some of our business What is the re- sult The people of Bingville and vic initty is paying about twice as much for lamp oil as the truck is worth By the time John and Hen gettheir profits lamp oil becomes almost a luxury as you might say and consequently it is cheap- er to burn taller candles than to burn lamp oil Only the rich can afford to burn lamp oil as it were Taller can dles dont give quite as much light as lamp oil does but they give a allfired sight more light for the money Hen could sell more lamp oil if it wasnt for the oil trust Hen might probably sell a barl of lamp oil in a year if the price was within reach of as it is has had a barl on hand for three years and its half full as yet We are not afeard to come right out and denounce trusts in this manner It has always been the policy of the Bugle- to denounce anything that is detrimental to the we dont own no stock in the trusts and have no other valid reasons for not de- nouncing them We understand that the Standard Oil Trust has paid large sums of money to the editors of certain news papers to have them keep their mouths shet and not say anything against the trusts As for us we have never received any such a proposition from Rockefeller although we go to the P 0 every day our mail Of course if we should get such a proposition we would consider it Wbrat do we care if this editorial does the business of the trusts in this coirtry We reply Nothing On the contrary we hope it will injure them that when the big trust read these lines they will cringe heir boots and that their consciences will DID them po that they will resolve Seth eur means of that trust gal al communittyl espeshlally when regula for InJu Vt hope mag- na lIter ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ FRENCHMEN At GOLF Some Idiosyncrasies They Have Ip- trodnccd Into Game The golfing Frenchman was once a very rare bird today the species Is quite common courses are springlnng up all- over France not merely in the places tre quonted by the English and Americans but In industrial centers such as Bor donux and Lillo sayS tho Pall Mall Ga zette Parisian golf was really born at Matson Lafitte whore Is a race course with a colony of Britons then It migrated to lie Pecq Every French seaside place that respects itsef has a golf course nowa days It Is iold to be the surest way of attracting the AngloSaxon One In tact what middleaged masculin ity did with Itself before golf was suc- cessfully implanted In England Cycling- Is deadly monotonous as an exercise since there are geographical reasons cannot coast forever and motoring had hardlybeen invented How did man kill time when he was not working The Frenchman In pregolf days had and hag other relaxations He is fond of promenading with his women folk es- pecially if they are goodlooking ho will dance attendance for hours and has been known even to take to shopping whereas no Englishman of middle Ilfd with an in- clination to bajdness would ever dare to confess that he found relaxation from office cares in watching his wife buy chif- fons The Frenchman has brought some of his idiosyncrasies into tho gam of course He cannot entirely separate him self from the fair sex during tho two hours that it takes him to do his eighteen holes and so you see him in immaculate costume with beautiful stockings and marvelously striped knickerbockers sur- rounded by a little bevy of ladles who are happily unconscious that he is play- ing a shocking game and foozling his drive every time To those sweet crea tures in summer white and hats llk a flower garden all these things ore fearful mysterlee almost beyond the comprehen- sion of any one but a very and a suffragette All they know is that Henri is looking very chic and dis- tinguished and tres Anglais This lat- ter comment is added because since the waiters have grown mustaches Henri has realized the secret ambition of his life and chopped We off Yes when you see a parasol on the green bo sure a Frenchman Is near tIle won- ders ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1 cs1LJ2- ERIA P4T < their little shrunkup hearts to re form and lead better lives We believe in free speech free press and free lunch but we dont believe in free ad- vertising nor free sample copies nor trusts Let the trusts beware of usl Locals Hex Andrews while cutting hay with a scythe in his hayfield back of his house tother day axldentally almost stopped on a Ibacksnake seven feet long This so unnerved Hez that he dropped the scythe and made for home and is so weak in the legs that he aint been able to cut any hay since Hen Weathersby prop o our general store says that trade Is very dull with him at present But Hen says he dont care much being as ho likes to take it easy during the hot summer weather and dont like to be annoyed by having to wait on customers When a person goes Into the store to purchase anything they usually find Hen asleep on some bolts of muslin on the counter Hen says If folks dont stop waking him up hes going to lock the door on em Our correspondent from Calamity Cor- ners who signs hisselt Pro Bono Pub lico In Bugle paid us a lengthy call last Tuesday Pro Bono says that everything at the Corners Is m stato quo as you might say Jed Peters our Intelligent school teach- er who teached the village school last Is at present studying up to take tho teachers examination at the Co seat next month and if he passes successful there is no doubt Jed will be reelected to teach again the coming term Jed is a good writer and reader and speller and he aint so slow at flggers either Hoke Smiley Is thinking some of having lightning rods put onto his barn to avoid having it struck by lightning during thunder showers Hoke says Its the thunder that skeers him and not the lightning Subscribe for the Bugle It Is good to read good to liSvertlse In fine to lay on cupboard shelves or put under carpet useful to wrap up things In or to build fires with Subscribe at once Personals The weather in Bingville at present I very hot and business is almost at a standstill as you might say especially In the heat of the day Day before yes- terday we walked down to the P 0 about noon and the only person we met was a hound dog You may know Its turrible hot weather when Letitla Jones of Sorrow Hollow started for Blng last Saturday with 11 Lb8 of butter in a basket to exchange for groceries at Hen Weathcrabys store and that when she arrived at the store the butter had all melted and run outen the basket and bad likely trickled along the road all the way from Sorrow Hol low Letitia returned home In disgust The Blngvfllo church still leaks awful in one spot right over the Amen corner Last Sunday It rained ing services and Deacon Butterworth who was asleep got EO wet before woke up that he had to go home and change his clothing thus missing tho lat ter porshlon of the sermon as well an the first porshlon Brad Kinsleys brood mare was seized with the cock tha other night and Brad went and got Doc Bivermore and told him that Alvira was sick and Doc hurried home with Brad and was sur prised to find the sick instid of Brads wife Doc never Imewed that the mares name was Alvira I Arioch Tucker has took off his boots and Is going in his bare feet This may be comfortable but how does it look for a growed up man to go around In his bare feet Mrs Bill lepburn wife of our talented and artlstlck blacksmith gave birth to a bouncing baby boy last week and a nounces that she is going to raise him on the Editorially speaking wo do not think this is a good plan Bill Hepburn hisself was raised largely on the bottle and look at him Bill aint missed going ib the Co seat and com ing home full every Satterday for the past fifteen years as regular as Satterday comes It was circumstances not under his control If we was Hepburn we wouldnt raise that child on the bottle The chance is it will take to the bottle soon as It gits old enough without being teached It will probably come oy Its appetite for bottle honestly in the whIter some- thing dur he he mar bottl aroundunless of Mrs ta J C ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ HERE IS REFORMERS PICTURE Youthful Editor Publishes list o Sunday Drunks From Nebo 111 He cnils In Response io an Editorial- in The Washington Herald The following editorial appeared In The Washington Herald July 18 under Photo- graph < = Mr R T Dlnamore lie describe himself as The Wttdeyed sad Loose tongued Editor of the Ncbo 1H BaRBer lItre Is the photograph faMi Tbe WaMqgt ra Herald did not expect to rreete when it ptMisfccd the editorial referred to but wbkn it is Mfer- thefess Tory gld Meed to present to it renders the caption A New Journalistic Re- form Tkfe I Indeed Ute day of From the MM tattfe ship tile Pads to the triertkm of the most btttdCpi weana in dash the KWf4 of ta Lusts ¬ Country correspondenceSL- AB CITY Mrs Jemima Peppers of Hickory Cor ners spent two days last week visiting Mrs Phoebe Hinds of this place Je minis would of remained longer but the two wimmefl bad a falling out about something and Jnrnlma went home much to her own disgust and to Phoebes relief Jasper Tarbell had his hay all cut two weeks ago but owing to so much Wet weather it aint dried out yet and still lies in the field Jasp says if the sun dont shine out pretty soon he calkllatcs the hay will ret and be ttselcssv Arioch Wilkins killed a beet critter last week and peddled it out from house to house It IB quite a luxury to gel beef In the summer time Hester Jones who was wldderedjipmp years ago had had some new clothes made and it Is rumored she will be mar- ried soon We dont blame her It la no idle Joke being a widder Jabe Homans who lives near hero ar- rived home late tether cg and seeing what he thought was a cat on the front piazzer kicked it off but it wasnt a cat lt was a skunk and since then Jabe and his folks cant scairsley live in their VOX POPULI One of Hams Wilsons yoke of oxes broke Into his orcnani last week and et green apples until it foundered and nearly Hame says this ought to teach a lesson to pause in eating green when it has had enough Gibbs ground his axe last week BenJ says it has needed grinding for the past two years but he has been so drir up with work that he couldnt find time before to do It before Mary Ann Green the boll of Hap py Valley come out test Sunday In a new lawn dress that became her very much exciting the admiration of all our young men Fine feathers make flneblrds LANDS END Bill Henahaw swopped horses with Sam WIlkins last week Both men claim they was cheated Rule Atkins has been offered a lu posishion at Hardscrabble as as in a livery stable there at 3 per Rule has not decided whether he it or Mrs Hen making soft soap last week had the kettle to upset spilling all the soap on the ground Shortly afterward It tho yard was full of suds X News items Is very scarce In our midst at We hope to have more to next week LUCIFER Hod Digging His Well Hod Slocomb has resumed digging his well again after a lapse of a year Hod left off work on it about a year ago this month and owing to other Important work has not touched It since It has been five years since Hod begin to dig this well and a person would nacherly think Hod would have It finished by this time But them as are acquainted with Hod knows that he allus takes his time about things od says he needs water on his place bad but thats no reason why hos agoing to hurry and sweat hisself all up and not half do the Job Ho says ho has got along BO far by carrying water from his neighbors and he persoomes he can continue to do so for awhile longer if he has to Profit by Hens Expe- rience Hen Billings went and had his shaved off and his hair cut Hines our tonsorial artirt lest week and as a result Hpn haf contracted what Is probably the worst cold he ever had in life Hen is all stopped up In his head and cant taste anything nor hear much he cant hear very well when he aint got a cold being as he Is some deef and has a bad cough and Is very miserable Hen is afeard the cold will settle on his and give him newmonya or con or something like that He has took a oath that If he recovers this cold and to be a well man he will Lie hair cut nor his whiskers shaved off again as long as he lives no matter what the style Is house died apple Miss EXCELSIOR crete week not present whisker lung tom fet HAPPTVALIET ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ city Ultra b no held of endearor ID which the hand of the v rtodate editor to say nothing of hi business manager is not in evidence Newspa- P9 whleh are constantly on the lookout for new worlds to conquer and new to reform are the which keep at the hind of prooesssioa of and because of this we and now predict that whaterer competitors may exist In the of the Nebo till Banner wilt noon be around tjie bankruptcy courts Thus the Banner in a recent Issue A new feature is instructive as well as entertaining is to to the A list of names under the heed Sunday cill be published We are going to pre fair warning aj4 in the leone of the Banner on July 13 yen can leolt- OTCT the list no one excluded We do not understand why some of the metro- politan papers which arc eternally on iu lockout for something should not hare hit upon this scheme long ago Think hew much attention tills new department in the Neto Banner will attract Just fancy the scene in Nebo tomorrow when the Banners palpitating presses begin to reel oil the edition fov the day There say be more popular men m Nebo than the Banners sitter but car Uiinly there will be none sought after The new departure is obrfcusly intended to lessen the evils of intemperance and perhaps it will We do not feel qualified to express an opfaisa on that point BnU we do teeters the opinion that the Banner office will be the Mecca of i large portion of Xebos population tomorrow and tbfa will ba- desSniW ef coarse if there k SHjUiing ia the theory of merchants it k oni Mceswry ta get people into a indvce them to do bull WM We that the Banners suitor will be ante to tmder the oompttwentt nd fame other things whieh will be showered on bin If he will at amos mail na one of hk pbotcgrapbs- wa will gladly pwbHafe it aa sbowing bow be ap reared before tie entered upon the strenuous of the newspaper reformer Our renders aay im- agine for tnemseires bow be wilt took after tomor nw f Last week the following selfexplan atory communication was received Noise III July 21 1067 Editor Tbe WatWngiaw HeraJ- dInclosed find photograph referred to in issue of Herald of 18th un der heading A New Re form I have survived the outcome so farAm twentyone years old eleven years 1 newspaper harness five years in present and will try and keep up the record Send marked copies Respectfully n T DIHSMORB- Owaec Editor sad PaMtsber the Neto Orant- rIlEFOIUIERS Aaeat reformers sad tMr Und A ear sew is be I Who has a mtsaaBt fir the wield And senfc X C 0 D one tlC trio tAt Bane I tat tnt Instant place c abuses now more his > ¬ ¬ ¬ Ben Hot Under Collar Ben Wade of Snake Bend called at the Bugle office recently to inquire why last weeks Bugle did not reach him Ben was purty hot under the collar aIM talked in a loud tone of that all the neighbors heard and that when he subscribed for a paper he expected to receive It reglar or words to that ef feckt We told Ben that we did not know the reason why his Bugle didnt reach him unless it was lost somewhere in transmishlon We to Impress- on him that after we and put- a wrapper on his Bugld and then wrote his name on the wrapper in a plain hand we had did our duty and angels could do no more and if his Bugle fail ed to reach him after that then It our fault We also told Ben we didnt know the reason why since he has a reglar subscriber for the Bugle past 11 years he had never paid us a red cent either and he went away threatening to stop his paper Very well let him stop it If ho does wa may have something further to say about his past In later copies of the Ranse Got Stuck Up Hen Weathersby our popular got out his stock of flypaper last week and dusted It off for the summer trade He left a laying on a chair and about noon It got thawed out nicely Ranse Hillyer come Into the store Sand like a blamed fool set right down on it Ranse never does look where he sets and it would be better if he did Ranse got some of the flypaper off but the most of It i sticking to his pants as yet Hen wanted to charge Ranse for the sheet He told Ranse that the regular price of the flypaper was 10 cts per sheet but being as it was him he would let him have It for 5 cts Ranse he already had the flypaper and want It and hed be goshed to hemlock- if hed pay for It either Hen ought to be more careful where he leaves fly- paper laying around Tramped Up by a Cow Wat Osgood had a curious experients last week Wat has four nws which he milks reglar twice a day Well tho other evg Wat went out to milk and he had three of the cows leaving old the last being as she Is slch an ornery critter and usually kicks the bucket over While Wat was milk- ing her she histed and come her foot right on Wats foot It there and him hollering and yelling for help as loud as he could holier and pounding her with his fists and to push her offen him but Wat merely stood with almost super human intelligence as it were on his foot peacefully chewing her cud and switching off the flies As old Brindle weighs probably 900 Ibs Wats feelings can bettor be Imagined After she had stood on for two or three mlnnlts she got off and Wat limped to the house He now says he is agoing to sell that cow and If cant do that ho will give her away Dull in Docs Line Doe Livermore our human epeshlallst horse doctor says there Is not as much sickness In our midst at present as he could wish for but that he hopes that business will pick up some in tho near Doe says that heretofore during weather there has usually been several cases In and about Bingville of prominent citizens and others being over come by the heat which has give him con- siderable to do but that this year is an excepshion If our editorial memory serves us correctly we dont to have any recollecshlon of Bingville folks being overcome with the heat in the past it must of been something else that Doc referred to Shade is too much In demand among Bingvilllans for them to ever be overcome by the heat In Bingville Is almost as skeerce as hydcrofobla voce tied want bee Bugle shot sad mike dow ting ther tan I h future J store- keeper des irined seem Sun- stroke > ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ WOMAN ABOUT WHAT SHE HEARS AND SEES f TOWN i Ye lawmakers f Texas So fearless wise and strong Who bard decreed tint stieeta pmst to- N loos then nine feet bug VhrT Te you stepped as if there were Ke mere fr j to d AVter you shirked the other 4 Twt still 5 up to jwiT- Tfeiek hew the husband of the land W W all aftpfcwwi the stoat If jwtd decree stout waists must buttoned A young physician here in town has boon explaining to me his theory of that curious lack of presence of mind which makes a steamers captain rufr his vessel int an avoidable collision or makes any other man give the wrong command In an He believes the young that its unjust to say such a man has lost his head What he has lost is control of the word center in his brain and ho is the victim of a sud- den attack of aphasl trust Im not going too far wrong in my scientific ter- minology It is noi ttncommon to fled a patient who uses the wrong word when he has nervous headache says the physician- I have one woman patient a musician who for a was unable to read a note of music Speech was the last faculty mankind developed and we dont under stand the mechanism of it perfectly yet Its commonly observed that a man sud- denly frightened will give an inarticulate yelL or will be stricken dumb I believe that other men get what one may call worddeaf I remember sailing in a yacht race once and we rammed another boat because the skipper ordered port when starboard was the proper order He In- sisted he said starboard but I heard him and I know he didnt Ho meant to say It he thought It but his brain wires were tIt frt emergE a w ek a have lOb lie U ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ A5Y PE2BOS H243- IK0 01 AST- EIKDLI BBIUa- TEZMJS f 101 1 A rF 4 N EWS 1- LObIig AKWtvlUK icbt by Post PabMsbinc Com Boston Mail Ul lEWlU lOOt Calf Lost Hiram Woodruff has cow to come in fresh on him last week and no7f the blamed cow has went and hid her ralf away and Hiram can find it he is accordingly a good eal srrmt up over the occurence The cow Is loose in a large tract of timbered mad and where she Is Is a mystery to Hod although the cow has come to the bun once or twice and Hod has tried to tot ler her back to her calf but she Is toe smart for him Hod says it Is a awful calamitty t have a fresh cow and then have a calf concealed somers to take all her milk from her Anyone happening to find come acrost this calf kindly let Hiram know of its whereabouts and the finder will le liberally thanked GETU- p by rnosk eter and flies and cats and radius kinds Whats tbe use of letting all kinds of Insecktg Into your boaw when you olin keep them out just ng well as sot hot HAVE A LOT OF J CN DISPLAY U These winder screens all first class goods which I ordered t o years ago and didnt have no call for and which has been In the stuck of my store all winter But I got them out lather day and dusted them off And now I offer them to tbe pnblic who awfnl bit np by others which is thicker than hops In a hop patch is a ornery Critter Who will take advantage of a person whenever be can but a will not take adran taga of you If You have some of my in your Tiese screens Is made to fit winder 13 they out fit bring them back and I will make them fit or bust them all to thunder The risk Is all mine I will guarantee yen will hare U yon buy your window screens of nw There aint no tnuskeeter In ilngvlLLe can get through one of my screensA- nd I defy you to prove It Call and SM time Screens to Ont because as soon as the PublIck Know Hm then on hands they will go like HOT PROP Bingvilla GENERAL STORE a anyh r- and turn GO I bb 1- qr I WINDER SCREENS iS II musk erl l A Muskeeter pow- erful musk ter WINDOW SCREEN House What You Want is to have FitA- nd one I CAKESHEN Weathersby 93 w bugs i behz a S ngrflLn ¬ = crossed owing to a sudden shock ifi the word came out port I believe that happens more often than is generally be- lieved Im confident that many ah acci dent at sea happens because the skip- pers brain wires dont transmit his mes- sage as he starts it and not because ho doesnt know and think the right thing do Women are queer arent they said the young husband with an air of an- nouncing original discovery Theres my wife now She hates to mend things Just naturally loathes itand half the time I cant find a sock that hasnt a bole In it If I mention It to her Miss all contrition and declares shell put In all day tomorrow mending Then she for- gets But Ive studied out plan to keep my socks in rfepair I go Into her room and If say Wheres the wastg basket f course she always asks what I want of the waste basket before she tells me whore it te Oh I say these seeks are worn out and I want to throw them away Does she point m to the waste basket Not she She says Lot me look at them I hand them over and she examines themWhy these socles need only a little mending she says The kiss of throwing them away just because theres a little bole in the heel I never knew such an man And then site flies to work to mend them They might be hi the drawer for weeks and shed overtook them but just let me threaten to throw them away and shes Mamte on the job with a needle be- fore you can Wink Fanny things women arent they They have a brutal way about them in New York that makes gentle Washing- ton blood run cold Just the other day I picked up a New York paper and glanced at the advertisements One of the hos- pitals desired to employ rnanglers and body Ironera It does seem to me that they might have put it more delicately The last line advised me that the man glers and body froners were wanted in the laundry but that was the merest subter fuge If I have to go to a hospital Ill steer clear of New York I might think of a mangler without shuddering but I couldnt rest for a moment with a body ironer on the odd how the friendships of our youth grow more Intimate in the retro- spect Isnt says a midleaged woman When I recall ydung peo- ple I knew twenty years ago I think of them all by their first names They all seem to have been churns of mine Just yesterday a man hadnt for fifteen years came to see me and we talked about the little town in Ohio where we went to school at the academy We talked of Jennie This and Joe That and I called him Jim and he caltad me Sue We enjoyed the afternoon immensely After he had gone I got out box of old letters Two or three were notes from him and they began Dear Miss Blank We were very formal all of ua at the academy It was always Mr and Miss Yesterday was the first I ever called him Jim We think we ueed to be great friends Im not sure he doesnt fancy h was once rather In love with me but we were sim- ply classmates I didnt know how old Im getting till I realized how wtd en- joyed cur talk I should hare frozen him If hed called me Sue fifteen ago but now it seems mighty nice to have anybody call me by my first name He went about with May a good deal at the Springs said the woman with the chopsuey sundae but he didnt tell me much about her lies very laconic The woman with the Nesselrode pud- ding shook her head Thats the worst kind she said with conviction Mays husband ought to a went with her I knew a case that once and they finally eloped I never did believe in these laconic friendships Im not disputing that virtue is its own reward says a Colorado man whc was here last week Everybody knows that It is A man ought to be content with the approval of his conscience and not care if the other fellow did make the money Ive been trying to convince myself of that for several years but every now and then I fall oft my ped- estal and my halo chafes my head 1 was new to Colorado in the days of the Cripple Creek boom and I got the fever like everybody else Three friends of mine myself went into the mining business We didnt get up a company and sell a billion or so shares No sfree We were honest we were We got a mining claim and began to dig went in about 200 feet in the side of a hill A perfectly unscrupulous gang own ed the claim next us They got out a prospectus and advertised and sold stock and made no end of money before they began to dig at all We wore above such things All we wanted was an honest ten or twenty millions in metal As I said we went 3M feet and up agaipst a wall of grariite and that ended the thing All we got for our money and our trouble was a hole 204 feet long The gang next us went in seventyfive feet and struck a ftssure vein They actually made good every thing theyd promised their advertise- ment It was Just a case of a wildcat getting its claws into the gold The stock wasnt worth the paper It was printed on when they began but whats the use of talking They made money out of their stocksclllnq and then out of their mine We didnt make a cent Anyway we didnt try to deceive anybody Bicycle Coffee Grinder Dedham Correspondence BSsten GI fe The old adage that hood should eave the heels has been transformed by the Mahern brothers Frank and Fred employed at a Dedham grocery so that the legs are made to save the arms and that in a most unique manner It Is a method Jf running a coffee mill by leg power on a bicycle Instead of by arm power One of the disagreeable fea tures of the grocery business has been the arm method of grinding coffee Now this Is just where the quick wit of Frank JIahern In A devotee ol the wheel and knowing that it Is much easier to pedal than to strain with th arms he conceived the Idea that a trans- fer of the strain from arms to lags would be much easier and quicker The question was one or applying the power to the coffee mill which was done by removing the forward wheel of a tan dem and fastening the bicycle In such a way that the rear wheel was directly op- posite one of the wheels 4 f the coffee mill which was fitted witha belt wheel The tire was removed from the bicycle wheel and a belt put on running from the wheel to the belt wheel on the coffee arrangement was then complete and when there is coffee to be ground It Is thrown Into the grinder the bicycle la mounted and the rider takes a practice spin and at the same time grinds Uu coffee I J Al- to fin a fOb extravagant or oJ ItT tile seen a time like and We came n cam milLThe a s S f C C C C place- S S S S- Its I 9 yarn C S S C it minereally the ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ < ¬ ¬ ¬

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Page 1: Washington Herald. (Washington, DC) 1907-07-28 [p 8].chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045433/1907-07... · Mr Redmond In his new campaign has been a crusher to himself T P OCon

THE WASHINGTON HERALD SUNDAY JULY 28 1907l II>

AFFAIRS IN IRELAND

BY SEUMAS MACMANUS

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Mount Charles County DonegalJuly 16 The first blow struck by

Mr Redmond In his new campaign hasbeen a crusher to himself T P OConnor it Is well known inspired the policyof contesting English boroughs in whichthere was Jt fair Irish vote Jarrow aNorthern English constituency has Justbeen contested and lost Lost also istho armpathy of the English Laborparty Jarrow was a labor constituencyThe Labor party put up for it againstthe Liberals an Irish Labor mag andHomeRuler Pete Curran a man much

teemed by English workingnten Herialunu y oroected the support of allIrish workingmen in the division AnIrish NatkmaHst had no chanceof winning putting up of onemight lose the constituency to the Laborman Alderman OHanlon of Jarrownevertheless was In a wildcat enterpriseput up and run by Mr Redmond TheLabor party which has been as strenuoushomerulers as the Irish party them-

selves were highly irritated AldermanOHanlon polled 2609 and odd votescoming at the bottom of the poll PeteCurran with 5009 votes headed the pollbeating both the Liberal candidate andby the skin of his teeth the ConservativeThe Labor party is perilously seer being estranged from home rule by MrRedmonds foolish and Impolitic play tothe gallery

After long and persistent effort on thepart of the Orange M Ps from Ufeter

have convent and monasteries open togovernment inspection Mr Corbett M

P succeeded lately In getting a firstrending In Paritement for a convent in-

spection bill Mr Corbetts bill proposesto appoint a commission of seven to In

quire into the property or income of mo-

nastic institutions and convents theirnumbers since ISO and respective situa-

tions and character and to determinewhat regulations are needed with respectto convents in Great Britain The com-

missioners it is suggested are to be ap-

pointed by the lord chancellor of Eng-

land the speaker of the House of Com-

mons the lord chief justice of Englandtwo by the Catholic poor schools commit-

tee one by the charity commissionersfor England and Wales and by thecommissioners in lunacy and they shouldhave lull powers to enforce the attend-ance of witnesses of examining them on

oath and of compeiltag the production ofdocuments and punishing persons guiltyof contempt-

A very fine sample of tbe stuff withwhich sympathetic English statesmenhave 30 long an l so wcressfnlljr cajoled

of our simptr Irish peoplegiven utterance to by ourcW f secretaryBirrejl In an after llnne peech on

Day Sir Wilfrid Laurler of Can-

ada being the guest of honor and Lorisrrathcona trying to till the chair

Speaking with deep emotion say thenewspapers Mr Birrell implored themI do beseech you in all your dreams ofempire great and glorious as thty aredont leave Ireland out of accountCheers Your dreams will be somewhat

of a sham in their realization if Ireland-is not taken into account in your hopesLoud applause If her sons with tn Hr

talent and genius which so eminently fitthem for serving the empire are

your dream will be incompleteAs my last word I would say Dontleave Ireland out Loud and prolongedcheers Mr Birrell too at tilts dinner propounded a new and final solutionfor Irelands woes It is the establishing-of a line between Canada

the County Mayo God help us Andwith such statesmen guiding our destinies people sUll wonder why Ireland

The doekers strike in Belfast is de-

veloping interestingly The carters of Belfast have gone out in sympathy and itis threatened that other trades bodieswill do likwlseDerry City dockers alsothreaten to show practical sympathy withtheir brothers in Belfast This is thefirst important trades union developmentIreland or at least the north of Irelandhas known The strike looks promisingfor the men seem gritty and sturdy OneOf the strangest and most promisingthings in connection with it is that it hassuddenly widened the outlook of theOrange workingmen of Belfast makingthem fraternize as they did not beforewith their Catholic brethren For thefirst time in a hundred years Britishtroops who were wont to receive abjectworship the other day hissed andstoned In the streets of most loyal Be-lfast Truly these be strange times

A London correspondent of an Irishpaper says that the estate of ButlersCourt at Beaeonsfield in Bucklnghamshire famous as the residence of Edmund Burke will be offered for salethis month The estate was bought by

great statesman from the Wailerfamily one of whose most noted mem-bers the poet of that name is likeBurke himself burled in the picturesquechurchyard at Beaconsfleld The estatewhich consists of about 309 acres willto some extent sink its interesting as-

sociations as it is to be split up intobuilding plots At present the estate isthe property of Lord Grenfell com-mander of the forces in Ireland

1 suppose the memory of Allenkin and OBrien the ManchesterMartyrs will live as long as does Irishpatriotism Mgr Gadd VicarGeneral-of Salford who attended the three menon the scaffold died the other day andis believed to have carried with him tothe grave a secret pertaining to thedeath of OBrien Mgr Gadd jumpedinto the pit after the bolt had beenopened and the ropes cut It was freelystated at the time thai he noticed signsof life in the body of Michael OBrienand that he had jumped in to assurehimself of this Whatever the causeFather Gadd as he then was leaned overthe body for some time and from themoment he came out of the pit untilhis dying day declined to say w at hehad observed or what had happenedWhen urged again and again to say ifOBrien were dead when cut down MgrGadd merely replied What happened isknown to God I did my duty as apriest

In the village of Dundrqm CountyDublin there awaits development atpresent the groundwork of a lucrativeIrish Industry known as the Dun EmerGuild Ltd and its manufactures consist of weaving bookbinding and enam-eling It is just four and a half yearsSince a beneficent Irish lady Miss

Gleeson giving practical effect toher sympathy with Irish Industry spent-a large sum in Installing In Dundrum-a weaving plant and In establishinga bookbinding and enameling industry-A number of young girls were initiatedinto carpetweaving and tapestry workand afterward secured internationalhonors After the firm carried off asilver medal at Milan International Ex-hibition for a pjece of carpet woven In

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Ireland famous in faroff times forits woods is now one of tho baldest ofcountries Groat efforts are being madein recent years to have the country re-

forested A treeplanting week So

nits Crann has been istituted by the Gaelic League and kindredorganizations and it is hoped that ourpeople will gradually get the treeplantlog habit Forests in Ireland wouldmean much to Irish climate Irish soiland Irish finances as well The VeryRev Father Paul O S F Q in theFather Mathew Hall this week lectured-on the possibilities of the Irish timberIndustry Were it taken up In properfashion by the people It might he saidgive employment to 20000 Thve werenow 2000000 acres In Irelandabsolutely no return and he compafbd

this with other countries where similarland was under trees If treeplanting-In Ireland were judiciously taken up-

S a week might be earned by some20003 persons for several years Afterfifteen yeare a return of about 100 anacre would be yielded About 51i000000would plant all the waste lands of

A moderate degree of forestrywould promote both agriculture andmanufactures and would have a mostvaluable effect on the climate

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Hew t6e bull little btt-lajprere neb xttiRlng hour

By gathering JMHIJ all the dayFrem ererr ojufilnz

The cbwprst adTertlslDn medium In thernnti7 If y n believe In Advertising comeand we H F r further call enor address the

For some time past It has been onour mind to give the trusts of this coun-

try a bitter arrainment by of ared hot editorial in this comm and wenow take our pen in hand to do so

For the benefit our more ignoruntreaders who dont know what a trust iswe will explain When several men getstogether for instants and buys up allthe hogs there be in the country andthen boosts up the price of spareribsand sawsidge to such a extent that thecommon people haft to pay several timeswhat its worth for it or go withoutis called a trust Most all trusts are

trusts for that matter because aanus acts the hog when it gets

half a chanceTrusts is more common in this coun-

try than they was several years ago Wecan remember when there was no sucha thing as a trust in our midst but thattime is now only a sacred memoryTake the Standard Oil Trust whichJohn Rockefeller got up for instantsJohn he has a corner on about all thelamp oil there is in the world if wecan believe what we hear and chargesfor it whatever he blamed pleases pergal Even Hen Weathersby prop ofour general and only store has to buyhis kerosene of John We dont knowwhat Hen has to pay wholesale for hiso l being as that aint none of our business but we know what we haft to payHen for it 23 cts per which issome of our business What is the re-

sult The people of Bingville and vicinitty is paying about twice as much forlamp oil as the truck is worth By thetime John and Hen gettheir profits lampoil becomes almost a luxury as youmight say and consequently it is cheap-er to burn taller candles than to burnlamp oil Only the rich can afford toburn lamp oil as it were Taller candles dont give quite as much light aslamp oil does but they give a allfiredsight more light for the money Hencould sell more lamp oil if it wasntfor the oil trust Hen might probablysell a barl of lamp oil in a year if theprice was within reach of as itis has had a barl on hand for threeyears and its half full as yet

We are not afeard to come right outand denounce trusts in this manner Ithas always been the policy of the Bugle-to denounce anything that is detrimentalto the wedont own no stock in the trusts andhave no other valid reasons for not de-

nouncing them We understand that theStandard Oil Trust has paid large sumsof money to the editors of certain newspapers to have them keep their mouthsshet and not say anything against thetrusts

As for us we have never receivedany such a proposition from Rockefelleralthough we go to the P 0 every day

our mail Of course if weshould get such a proposition we wouldconsider it

Wbrat do we care if this editorial doesthe business of the trusts in this

coirtry We reply Nothing On thecontrary we hope it will injure them

that when the big trustread these lines they will cringe

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Some Idiosyncrasies They Have Ip-

trodnccd Into GameThe golfing Frenchman was once a

very rare bird today the species Is quitecommon courses are springlnng up all-over France not merely in the places trequonted by the English and Americansbut In industrial centers such as Bordonux and Lillo sayS tho Pall Mall Gazette

Parisian golf was really born at MatsonLafitte whore Is a race course with acolony of Britons then It migrated to liePecq Every French seaside place thatrespects itsef has a golf course nowadays It Is iold to be the surest way ofattracting the AngloSaxon One

In tact what middleaged masculinity did with Itself before golf was suc-cessfully implanted In England Cycling-Is deadly monotonous as an exercise sincethere are geographical reasonscannot coast forever and motoringhad hardlybeen invented How did mankill time when he was not working

The Frenchman In pregolf days hadand hag other relaxations He is fondof promenading with his women folk es-

pecially if they are goodlooking ho willdance attendance for hours and has beenknown even to take to shopping whereasno Englishman of middle Ilfd with an in-

clination to bajdness would ever dare toconfess that he found relaxation fromoffice cares in watching his wife buy chif-fons

The Frenchman has brought some ofhis idiosyncrasies into tho gam ofcourse He cannot entirely separate himself from the fair sex during tho twohours that it takes him to do his eighteenholes and so you see him in immaculatecostume with beautiful stockings andmarvelously striped knickerbockers sur-rounded by a little bevy of ladles whoare happily unconscious that he is play-ing a shocking game and foozling hisdrive every time To those sweet creatures in summer white and hats llk aflower garden all these things ore fearfulmysterlee almost beyond the comprehen-sion of any one but a veryand a suffragette All they know is thatHenri is looking very chic and dis-tinguished and tres Anglais This lat-ter comment is added because since thewaiters have grown mustaches Henri hasrealized the secret ambition of his lifeand chopped We off

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their little shrunkup hearts to reform and lead better lives We believein free speech free press and freelunch but we dont believe in free ad-vertising nor free sample copies nortrusts Let the trusts beware of usl

LocalsHex Andrews while cutting hay with a

scythe in his hayfield back of his housetother day axldentally almost stoppedon a Ibacksnake seven feet long This sounnerved Hez that he dropped the scytheand made for home and is so weak inthe legs that he aint been able to cutany hay since

Hen Weathersby prop o our generalstore says that trade Is very dull withhim at present But Hen says he dontcare much being as ho likes to take iteasy during the hot summer weather anddont like to be annoyed by having towait on customers When a person goesInto the store to purchase anythingthey usually find Hen asleep on somebolts of muslin on the counter Hen saysIf folks dont stop waking him up hesgoing to lock the door on em

Our correspondent from Calamity Cor-ners who signs hisselt Pro Bono Publico In Bugle paid us a lengthy calllast Tuesday Pro Bono says thateverything at the Corners Is m stato quoas you might say

Jed Peters our Intelligent school teach-er who teached the village school last

Is at present studying up to taketho teachers examination at the Co seatnext month and if he passes successfulthere is no doubt Jed will be reelectedto teach again the coming term Jed isa good writer and reader and speller andhe aint so slow at flggers either

Hoke Smiley Is thinking some of havinglightning rods put onto his barn to avoidhaving it struck by lightning duringthunder showers Hoke says Its thethunder that skeers him and not thelightning

Subscribe for the Bugle It Is good toread good to liSvertlse In fine to lay oncupboard shelves or put under carpetuseful to wrap up things In or to buildfires with Subscribe at once

PersonalsThe weather in Bingville at present I

very hot and business is almost at astandstill as you might say especiallyIn the heat of the day Day before yes-

terday we walked down to the P 0 aboutnoon and the only person we met was ahound dog

You may know Its turrible hot weatherwhen Letitla Jones of Sorrow Hollowstarted for Blng last Saturday with11 Lb8 of butter in a basket to exchangefor groceries at Hen Weathcrabys storeand that when she arrived at the storethe butter had all melted and run outenthe basket and bad likely trickled alongthe road all the way from Sorrow Hollow Letitia returned home In disgust

The Blngvfllo church still leaksawful in one spot right over the

Amen corner Last Sunday It raineding services and Deacon Butterworthwho was asleep got EO wet beforewoke up that he had to go home andchange his clothing thus missing tho latter porshlon of the sermon as well anthe first porshlon

Brad Kinsleys brood mare was seizedwith the cock tha other night and Bradwent and got Doc Bivermore and toldhim that Alvira was sick and Dochurried home with Brad and was surprised to find the sick instid ofBrads wife Doc never Imewed that themares name was AlviraI Arioch Tucker has took off his bootsand Is going in his bare feet This maybe comfortable but how does it look fora growed up man to go around In hisbare feet

Mrs Bill lepburn wife of our talentedand artlstlck blacksmith gave birth to abouncing baby boy last week and anounces that she is going to raise himon the Editorially speaking wodo not think this is a good plan BillHepburn hisself was raised largely onthe bottle and look at him Bill aintmissed going ib the Co seat and coming home full every Satterday for thepast fifteen years as regular as Satterdaycomes It wascircumstances not under his control Ifwe was Hepburn we wouldnt raisethat child on the bottle The chance isit will take to the bottle soon as Itgits old enough without being teachedIt will probably come oy Its appetite for

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AB CITYMrs Jemima Peppers of Hickory Cor

ners spent two days last week visitingMrs Phoebe Hinds of this place Jeminis would of remained longer but thetwo wimmefl bad a falling out aboutsomething and Jnrnlma went home muchto her own disgust and to Phoebes relief

Jasper Tarbell had his hay all cut twoweeks ago but owing to so much Wetweather it aint dried out yet and stilllies in the field Jasp says if the sundont shine out pretty soon he calkllatcsthe hay will ret and be ttselcssv

Arioch Wilkins killed a beet critter lastweek and peddled it out from house tohouse It IB quite a luxury to gel beefIn the summer time

Hester Jones who was wldderedjipmpyears ago had had some new clothesmade and it Is rumored she will be mar-ried soon We dont blame her It la noidle Joke being a widder

Jabe Homans who lives near hero ar-rived home late tether cg and seeingwhat he thought was a cat on the frontpiazzer kicked it off but it wasnt acat lt was a skunk and since then Jabeand his folks cant scairsley live in their

VOX POPULI

One of Hams Wilsons yoke of oxesbroke Into his orcnani last week and etgreen apples until it foundered and nearly

Hame says this ought to teacha lesson to pause in eating green

when it has had enoughGibbs ground his axe last week

BenJ says it has needed grinding for thepast two years but he has been so drirup with work that he couldnt find timebefore to do It before

Mary Ann Green the boll of Happy Valley come out test Sunday In a newlawn dress that became her very muchexciting the admiration of all our youngmen Fine feathers make flneblrds

LANDS ENDBill Henahaw swopped horses with Sam

WIlkins last week Both men claim theywas cheated

Rule Atkins has been offered a luposishion at Hardscrabble as asin a livery stable there at 3 perRule has not decided whether he

it orMrs Hen making soft

soap last week had the kettle to upsetspilling all the soap on the groundShortly afterward It tho yardwas full of suds X

News items Is very scarce In our midstat We hope to have more to

next week LUCIFER

Hod Digging His Well

Hod Slocomb has resumed digging hiswell again after a lapse of a year Hodleft off work on it about a year ago thismonth and owing to other Importantwork has not touched It since It hasbeen five years since Hod begin to digthis well and a person would nacherlythink Hod would have It finished by thistime But them as are acquainted withHod knows that he allus takes his timeabout things od says he needs wateron his place bad but thats noreason why hos agoing to hurry andsweat hisself all up and not half do theJob Ho says ho has got along BO farby carrying water from his neighbors andhe persoomes he can continue to do sofor awhile longer if he has to

Profit by Hens Expe-

rienceHen Billings went and had his

shaved off and his hair cutHines our tonsorial artirt lest week andas a result Hpn haf contracted what Isprobably the worst cold he ever had inlife Hen is all stopped up In his headand cant taste anything nor hear muchhe cant hear very well when he aint

got a cold being as he Is some deef andhas a bad cough and Is very miserableHen is afeard the cold will settle on his

and give him newmonya or conor something like that He

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P9 whleh are constantly on the lookout for newworlds to conquer and new to reform arethe which keep at the hind of prooesssioaof and because of this we and nowpredict that whaterer competitors may exist In the

of the Nebo till Banner wilt noon bearound tjie bankruptcy courts Thus the

Banner in a recent IssueA new feature is instructive as well as

entertaining is to to the A listof names under the heed Sunday cill bepublished We are going to pre fair warning aj4in the leone of the Banner on July 13 yen can leolt-OTCT the list no one excluded

We do not understand why some of the metro-politan papers which arc eternally on iu lockoutfor something should not hare hit upon thisscheme long ago Think hew much attention tillsnew department in the Neto Banner will attractJust fancy the scene in Nebo tomorrow when theBanners palpitating presses begin to reel oil theedition fov the day There say be more popularmen m Nebo than the Banners sitter but carUiinly there will be none sought after Thenew departure is obrfcusly intended to lessen theevils of intemperance and perhaps it will We donot feel qualified to express an opfaisa on thatpoint BnU we do teeters the opinion that theBanner office will be the Mecca of i large portionof Xebos population tomorrow and tbfa will ba-

desSniW ef coarse if there k SHjUiing ia thetheory of merchants it k oni Mceswry taget people into a indvce them to do bullWM

We that the Banners suitor will be anteto tmder the oompttwentt ndfame other things whieh will be showered on binIf he will at amos mail na one of hk pbotcgrapbs-wa will gladly pwbHafe it aa sbowing bow be apreared before tie entered upon the strenuousof the newspaper reformer Our renders aay im-agine for tnemseires bow be wilt took after tomornw f

Last week the following selfexplanatory communication was received

Noise III July 21 1067Editor Tbe WatWngiaw HeraJ-

dInclosed find photograph referred toin issue of Herald of 18th under heading A New Reform I have survived the outcome so

farAm twentyone years old elevenyears 1 newspaper harness five yearsin present and will try and keepup the record

Send marked copies Respectfullyn T DIHSMORB-

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Ben Hot Under CollarBen Wade of Snake Bend called at the

Bugle office recently to inquire why lastweeks Bugle did not reach him Benwas purty hot under the collar aIM talkedin a loud tone of that all theneighbors heard and that when hesubscribed for a paper he expected toreceive It reglar or words to that effeckt We told Ben that we did notknow the reason why his Bugle didntreach him unless it was lost somewherein transmishlon We to Impress-on him that after we and put-

a wrapper on his Bugld and then wrotehis name on the wrapper in a plainhand we had did our duty and angelscould do no more and if his Bugle failed to reach him after that then Itour fault We also told Ben wedidnt know the reason why since he has

a reglar subscriber for the Buglepast 11 years he had never paid

us a red cent either and he went awaythreatening to stop his paper Verywell let him stop it If ho does wa mayhave something further to say about hispast In later copies of the

Ranse Got Stuck Up

Hen Weathersby our populargot out his stock of flypaper last

week and dusted It off for the summertrade He left a laying on a chairand about noon It got thawed outnicely Ranse Hillyer come Into the storeSand like a blamed fool set right down onit Ranse never does look where he setsand it would be better if he did Ransegot some of the flypaper off but themost of It i sticking to his pants as yetHen wanted to charge Ranse for thesheet He told Ranse that the regularprice of the flypaper was 10 cts persheet but being as it was him he wouldlet him have It for 5 cts Ransehe already had the flypaper andwant It and hed be goshed to hemlock-if hed pay for It either Hen ought tobe more careful where he leaves fly-paper laying around

Tramped Up by a Cow

Wat Osgood had a curious experientslast week Wat has four nws which hemilks reglar twice a day Well thoother evg Wat went out to milk andhe had three of the cows leavingold the last being as she Isslch an ornery critter and usually kicksthe bucket over While Wat was milk-ing her she histed and comeher foot right on Wats foot Itthere and him hollering and yelling forhelp as loud as he could holier andpounding her with his fists andto push her offen him but Watmerely stood with almost superhuman intelligence as it were on hisfoot peacefully chewing her cud andswitching off the flies As old Brindleweighs probably 900 Ibs Wats feelingscan bettor be ImaginedAfter she had stood on for twoor three mlnnlts she got off and Watlimped to the house He now says heis agoing to sell that cow and If cantdo that ho will give her away

Dull in Docs Line

Doe Livermore our human epeshlallsthorse doctor says there Is not as much

sickness In our midst at present as hecould wish for but that he hopes thatbusiness will pick up some in tho near

Doe says that heretofore duringweather there has usually been

several cases In and about Bingville ofprominent citizens and others being overcome by the heat which has give him con-siderable to do but that this year isan excepshion If our editorial memoryserves us correctly we dont tohave any recollecshlon of Bingville folksbeing overcome with the heat in the past

it must of been something else thatDoc referred to Shade is too much Indemand among Bingvilllans for them toever be overcome by the heat

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A young physician here in town hasboon explaining to me his theory of thatcurious lack of presence of mind whichmakes a steamers captain rufr his vesselint an avoidable collision or makes anyother man give the wrong command Inan He believes the young

that its unjust to saysuch a man has lost his head What hehas lost is control of the word center inhis brain and ho is the victim of a sud-

den attack of aphasl trust Im notgoing too far wrong in my scientific ter-minology

It is noi ttncommon to fled a patientwho uses the wrong word when he hasnervous headache says the physician-I have one woman patient a musician

who for a was unable to read a noteof music Speech was the last facultymankind developed and we dont understand the mechanism of it perfectly yetIts commonly observed that a man sud-denly frightened will give an inarticulateyelL or will be stricken dumb I believethat other men get what one may callworddeaf I remember sailing in a yachtrace once and we rammed another boatbecause the skipper ordered port whenstarboard was the proper order He In-

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Calf LostHiram Woodruff has cow to come in

fresh on him last week and no7f theblamed cow has went and hid her ralfaway and Hiram can find it

he is accordingly a good eal srrmtup over the occurence The cow Isloose in a large tract of timbered madand where she Is Is a mystery to Hodalthough the cow has come to the bunonce or twice and Hod has tried to totler her back to her calf but she Is toesmart for him Hod says it Is a awfulcalamitty t have a fresh cow and thenhave a calf concealed somers to take allher milk from her Anyone happening tofind come acrost this calf kindly letHiram know of its whereabouts and thefinder will le liberally thanked

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crossed owing to a sudden shock ifithe word came out port I believe thathappens more often than is generally be-

lieved Im confident that many ah accident at sea happens because the skip-pers brain wires dont transmit his mes-sage as he starts it and not because hodoesnt know and think the right thing

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Women are queer arent they saidthe young husband with an air of an-nouncing original discovery Theresmy wife now She hates to mend things

Just naturally loathes itand half thetime I cant find a sock that hasnt a boleIn it If I mention It to her Miss allcontrition and declares shell put In allday tomorrow mending Then she for-

gets But Ive studied out plan to keepmy socks in rfepair I go Into her roomand If say

Wheres the wastg basketf course she always asks what I

want of the waste basket before she tellsme whore it te

Oh I say these seeks are worn outand I want to throw them away

Does she point m to the waste basketNot she She says

Lot me look at themI hand them over and she examines

themWhythese socles need only a little

mending she says The kiss of throwingthem away just because theres a littlebole in the heel I never knew such an

manAnd then site flies to work to mend

them They might be hi the drawer forweeks and shed overtook them but justlet me threaten to throw them away andshes Mamte on the job with a needle be-fore you can Wink Fanny things womenarent they

They have a brutal way about them inNew York that makes gentle Washing-ton blood run cold Just the other day Ipicked up a New York paper and glancedat the advertisements One of the hos-

pitals desired to employ rnanglers andbody Ironera It does seem to me thatthey might have put it more delicatelyThe last line advised me that the manglers and body froners were wanted in thelaundry but that was the merest subterfuge If I have to go to a hospital Illsteer clear of New York I might thinkof a mangler without shuddering but Icouldnt rest for a moment with a bodyironer on the

odd how the friendships of ouryouth grow more Intimate in the retro-spect Isnt says a midleagedwoman When I recall ydung peo-

ple I knew twenty years ago I think ofthem all by their first names They allseem to have been churns of mine Justyesterday a man hadnt for fifteenyears came to see me and we talkedabout the little town in Ohio where wewent to school at the academy We talkedof Jennie This and Joe That and I calledhim Jim and he caltad me Sue We enjoyedthe afternoon immensely After he hadgone I got out box of old letters Twoor three were notes from him and theybegan Dear Miss Blank We were veryformal all of ua at the academy It wasalways Mr and Miss Yesterday wasthe first I ever called him Jim Wethink we ueed to be great friends Imnot sure he doesnt fancy h was oncerather In love with me but we were sim-ply classmates I didnt know how oldIm getting till I realized how wtd en-

joyed cur talk I should hare frozen himIf hed called me Sue fifteen agobut now it seems mighty nice to haveanybody call me by my first name

He went about with May a good dealat the Springs said the woman with thechopsuey sundae but he didnt tell memuch about her lies very laconic

The woman with the Nesselrode pud-ding shook her head

Thats the worst kind she said withconviction Mays husband ought to awent with her I knew a case thatonce and they finally eloped I never didbelieve in these laconic friendships

Im not disputing that virtue is itsown reward says a Colorado man whcwas here last week Everybody knowsthat It is A man ought to be contentwith the approval of his conscience andnot care if the other fellow did makethe money Ive been trying to convincemyself of that for several years butevery now and then I fall oft my ped-estal and my halo chafes my head 1was new to Colorado in the days of theCripple Creek boom and I got the feverlike everybody else Three friends ofmine myself went into the miningbusiness We didnt get up a companyand sell a billion or so shares No sfreeWe were honest we were We got amining claim and began to digwent in about 200 feet in the side of ahill A perfectly unscrupulous gang owned the claim next us They got out aprospectus and advertised and sold stockand made no end of money before theybegan to dig at all We wore abovesuch things All we wanted was anhonest ten or twenty millions in metalAs I said we went 3M feet andup agaipst a wall of grariite and thatended the thing All we got for ourmoney and our trouble was a hole 204feet long The gang next us went inseventyfive feet and struck a ftssurevein They actually made good everything theyd promised their advertise-ment It was Just a case of a wildcat

getting its claws into thegold The stock wasnt worth the paperIt was printed on when they beganbut whats the use of talking Theymade money out of their stocksclllnqand then out of their mine We didntmake a cent Anyway we didnt try todeceive anybody

Bicycle Coffee GrinderDedham Correspondence BSsten GI fe

The old adage that hood shouldeave the heels has been transformed bythe Mahern brothers Frank and Fredemployed at a Dedham grocery so thatthe legs are made to save the arms andthat in a most unique manner

It Is a method Jf running a coffee millby leg power on a bicycle Instead of byarm power One of the disagreeable features of the grocery business has beenthe arm method of grinding coffee

Now this Is just where the quick witof Frank JIahern In A devotee olthe wheel and knowing that it Is mucheasier to pedal than to strain with tharms he conceived the Idea that a trans-fer of the strain from arms to lags wouldbe much easier and quicker

The question was one or applying thepower to the coffee mill which was doneby removing the forward wheel of a tandem and fastening the bicycle In such away that the rear wheel was directly op-posite one of the wheels 4 f the coffeemill which was fitted witha belt wheel

The tire was removed from the bicyclewheel and a belt put on running fromthe wheel to the belt wheel on the coffee

arrangement was then completeand when there is coffee to be ground ItIs thrown Into the grinder the bicycle lamounted and the rider takes a practicespin and at the same time grinds Uucoffee

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