Welcome to the Plenty O’ Plenary

Herman Cain Endorses Chava Bahle as OHALAH Secretary

Chava is awesome

The Gematria of “Chava is Awesome for Board

Secretary” is 999

Please note:

• No rabbinic pastors, rabbis, cantors or students were harmed in the creation of this presentation; neither were they consulted • All images were used WITH great love and WITHOUT

permission • Should this presentation result in a recall of Chava Bahle

(OHALAH Board Secretary), she vows to press on like all underdogs do ….

In the beginning …

Or “a beginning” or “with a sense of newness” or “when G-d began creating” -- depending on your text

There was a web weaver …

And lo she held a vision for the online presence of OHALAH

Connecting Renewal leaders with each other and with Jews all over the world

Holy Wah, dat was fun, der ey? Let’s make her do it again!

And there was designing,and there was connecting; the first web site

Ohalah.org

And there was much rejoicing

Well, I was rejoicing ….

And lo it came to pass that this beautiful seed evolved

With the help of loving hands

It even had its own Mashgiach!

I certify this site as Kosher!

As the organization grew …

So did its web site

And finally there emerged the new ohalah.org

With design work by Beth Lee (wife of Rabbi Ed Stafman)

And there was much rejoicing

But then there arose members who knew not the password to the members-only areas of the website

And there was much hardship in the land What was that

password again? Perhaps it is here, amongst roiling the waters …

Until there arose a voice to lead the people C’mon, it’ll

be great!

And he said

It’s easy – it is a number you already know ….

The Lord spoke unto OHALAH from the burning bush, saying

Well, wait, was it “saying” or carrying what is said?

Levinas

OHALAH est tres interesante

Anyway, the voice somehow communicated …

“Seriously I mean it. Memorize this number …”

613

“Else I shall smite thee ….

“And thou shall be more uncomfortable than a swim suit model in Me’ah Sharim …”

But in a rare instance of Jewish compliance with the direct revealed, unquestionable word of the LORD, and the webmaster, members of OHALAH did memorize the password …

User name: ohalah

Password: 613

And their bubbehs were very proud of them Oy I am so proud of

you for memorizing the password! Such a naches. How come you never visit the site?

But yea verily, soon the members of OHALAH visited the site often …

And shared lots of ideas for useful content …

Conference Handouts

Course Materials

Divrei Torah

Creative Projects

Davennen’ Resources

Ohalah.orgusename ohalahpassword 613

And there was much rejoicing