Welcome to week five.

I don’t fancy yours or mine–

We’ll meet the next pair of desperate wallflowers,

hoping for ANYONE to ask them for a dance in France

We’ll also see what happened to Lincoln and Lurch as they ran the gauntlet on last week’s date -------But first, let’s see just exactly what’s on offer for

the teams this week. This couple were randomly selected by Rebecca, a

virgin

(Via Spain)

atlantic massage therapist

Mmmmmm – let’s see----

Vital Statistics

Rankings & Barr Cup Points record

A bloke with a rusty old set of clubs------------

And a set of clubs with a rusty old bloke----------

The best of both worlds,or your worst nightmare?

H.R.H Banjo

FHOGS RANK BC RANKFOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINSFOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL

Tildesley Mann

3 6 3 3 10.5 29.5

8 11 3 2 0 10.56.5

Now lets look what happened to last week’s blind dateAlthough not a 100% turn out at the polls, The

Audience at Home did vote in large numbers.

And following the instructions for once did not cause any problems !

The result was a clear majority--------

Although the apparent absence of tactical voting did allay any fears the committee might have

had that any ‘organisation’ might arise from the masses.

The Audience offered these two to -------

The Girls Who did not hesitate in their haste

to

Ditch

BARR CUP 2003

The Girls

TEAM RECORD PL W H L PTSFOURBALLS 18 8 1 9 8.5TOTALBALLS 14 8 0 6 8FOURSKINS 10 5 0 5 5 FOURSOMES 14 6 5 3 8.5 SINGLES 14 9 0 5 9 TOTAL 70 36 6 28 39

FHOGS RANK BC RANK FOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINS FOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL FHOGS RANK BC RANK FOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINS FOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL

FHOGS RANK BC RANKFOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINSFOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL

FHOGS RANKBC RANKFOURBALLS TOTALBALLS FOURSKINSFOURSOMES SINGLES TOTAL

Black(acting)

Kelly(acting)

TEAM RECORD PL W H L PTSFOURBALLS 7 3 0 4 3 TOTALBALLS 6 1 0 5 1FOURSKINS 4 2 0 2 2 FOURSOMES 6 3 0 3 3 SINGLES 6 2 1 3 2.5 TOTAL 29 11 1 17 11.5

KellyShanks

The Boys

19 18 0 0 0 0 1 1

20 17 1 0 0 1 0 2

12 15 1 0 01.5 24.5

4 3 4 3 11.5 110.5

Emps Jones

6 5 2 1 2 2 2.5 9.5

1 122.5 1 1 1 16.5

Kimberlin Roberts

13 4 1 3 2 2 210

0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Townsend MacCuish?????

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

16 18 0 0 0 1 0 1

14 12.5 2 22.5 312

Linton Sharpe