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The Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest, sponsored by Winning Writers, is inspired by poet David Taub. Back at the turn of the millennium, Mr. Taub submitted "Flubblebop" to poetry.com's former (and not very selective) contest to see what would happen.
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The Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest is inspired by Wergle's creator, poet David Taub. Back at the turn of the millennium, Mr. Taub submitted "Flubblebop" to poetry.com's former (and not very selective) contest to see what would happen.
Flubblebop
by Wergle Flomp
flobble bobble blop
yim yam widdley woooo
oshtenpopple gurby
yip yip yip
nish-nash nockle nockle
opfem magurby voey
Ahh! "Wurby tictoc?"
"quefoxenjib masaloouterp!"
bim-burm nurgle shliptog
afttowicky wicky wicky
erm addmuksle slibberyjert!
Reqi stoobery bup dinhhk
yibberdy yobberdy hif twizzum moshlap
dwisty fujefti coppen smoppen dob
tigtog turjemy fydel
saxtenvurskej brisleywum
swiggy swiggy swug
yumostipijjle dobers!
Here's what Wergle got back...
The letter continues...you get the idea. Here's the order form for Promises of Love...
Encouraged by this encouragement, Mr. Taub persisted. Under the pen name Bert, which itself is a pen name of
Wadda ass Iyam, he submitted "Yew Gotta Larf":
Yew Gotta Larf
by Bert
Yew gotta larf at any moreon
who could write, "your poem was selected
for publication, and as a contest semi-finalist, on the basis of your unique talent
and artistic vision."
when we all know this is about as artistic
as vomitting on the neigbour's porch.
Burp... huey... excuse me while I be artistic on your cat.. so much for
the vision.. I never saw your cat.
Now let's get down to the real truth..
You hope I am fooled into parting with
my cash to see this in your anthology.
Wot if NO-ONE bought your books, mugs
plaques, keyrings? (have you thought of musical toilet-roll holders?)
I look forward to receiving your standard letter telling me how artistic this drivel is. If nothing else, I get a free
envelope
which I can recycle.
Poetry.com found Bert's unique perspective perfect for its new anthology, Seasons of Happiness...
For the pièce de résistance, Mr. Taub had "Stephen Abutlol" submit "Nicky Nacky Noo":
Nicky Nacky Noo
by Stephen Abutlol
Tum tum tum de tum
This is apoem I sings a lot
to make me very vary hapy.
I fink it will look good on a poster two.
and a cofey mug to shows my frineds
at work so they no i am an internashunal
poet who mite even winz a prise!
Then i wuld be vary famus
and hav lotz of muney
wich wuld be vary funny
coz some of them sayd I was
eliterite wich sucks
(I hopes I can say sucks, if not
please put a defferent word instead.)
and also I just sore the poem
has to be 20 lines long so
I am counting the lynes again.
This is line nienteen
and this in number twenty. Thanx. The End
Poetry.com found the artistic vision of "Nicky Nacky Noo" well suited to their anthology, A Palette of Life...
Do Wergle proud and submit to the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. There's no fee to enter.