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World Headquarters of Awesome Magazine created by Reactor Design Studio to celebrate the year of 2012
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the legendarythe legCOME VISIT
Follow Papa Pastor and his Minions and experience the Legend of Taco Mountain on page 12.
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CREATING THE ULTIMATE TACO
THE LEGEND OF TACO MOUNTAIN
2012
F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. AWARDS
47 MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS
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25 WAYS TO BECOME
REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY
GOOD LOOKING
COVER STORY
EDITORS NOTES
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First #1: NatioNal tv, three times
1st TV appearance: In late December of 2010 I received a random phone call from a producer of CBS Sunday Morning. And within 3 weeks (Jan 2011) a camera crew, producer and national correspondent Russ Mitchell were in our office, filming a story about business cards and how tactile design can be an effective way to stand out and reach your audience. In all my wisdom and planning for business, national television was not on my radar. But when you have the opportunity for millions of people to be exposed to your brand, you jump at the chance. Needless to say, it was a great experience for us and several of our new clients found us via that TV appearance.
2nd TV Experience: CBS re-ran our business card story in late June, leading to even more exposure.
3rd TV Experience: In late July, Extreme Makeover Home Edition came calling. They were working on a build site near Kansas City, where we call home. They told me that they needed some help designing and building theme elements for an 8 year-old boy’s room. We gladly accepted the challenge and in one week we had designed, built and installed a castle playhouse and other elements. It was a crazy whirlwind of a week. The show aired in November and our castle got some significant screen time. Oh, and Chase’s beard made a cameo.
First #2, saNd Castle
We participated in the first annual Sand in the City sand castle building competition in Kansas City, hosted by our client Wonderscope Children’s Museum. Our theme was taco-related, of course. We
built a 7 foot tall mountain called Taco Mountain. See the ad on page 2 and the full story of Legend of Taco Mountain on page 12.
First #3: rebraNdiNg
Yep, we rebranded ourselves. After 8 years in business, it was time for a refreshed look and feel. We are definitely the same type of designers but much has changed about our approach to the work we do. We are a branding and design studio, with a firm grasp on marketing and strategy as well. Our new brand, tagline and message have been fine-tuned to better reflect who we are and the work we create.
First #4: road trip
To launch the new and improved REACTOR brand, Chase and I set out on a one week road trip to visit with friends, colleagues and vendors in Des Moines, Chicago and St. Louis. Two highlights of the trip: 1, The incredible inspiration we received by visiting several specialty print vendors and 2, a Cubs game at Wrigley including beers and bacon with a design friend in Wrigleyville. Needless to say, we returned to Kansas City refreshed and renewed, ready to take on the second half of 2011.
First #5: elevate CoNFereNCe
Frontier Airlines had a crazy sale in the fall, and we took full advantage! Myself, Chase (lead designer) and two small business entrepreneurs created a new kind of business conference, and we called it “Elevate”. We booked tickets from Kansas City to Colorado and spent one day in Estes Park, and we filled our adventurous spirits with crazy travel, rock-climbing and mountain adventures. We also filled our business spirits with specific conversations about each others companies, with incredibly inspiring views of the Rocky Mountains. And we were back home the same night! It was a new kind of business conference, and we were the guinea pigs. Ask me about Elevate Conference 2 and hopefully it will be soon.
2011 was an inspiring and changing year for us. 2012 is already projecting to be our best year. We seriously have the most awesome clients, friends and partners.
wo thousaNd eleveN was an interesting year here
at the World Headquarters of Awesome. Probably a year like no other. It was our 8th year in business and a year full of firsts.T
2011 IN REVIEW CLIFTON ALEXADNER
“WE ARE DEFINITELY THE SAME TYPE OF DESIGNERS BUT MUCH HAS CHANGED ABOUT OUR APPROACH TO THE WORK WE DO.”
Flip the page to see OUR personal (and artistic) interpretations of the “ultimate taco”.
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built a 7 foot tall mountain called Taco Mountain. See the ad on page 2 and the full story of Legend of Taco Mountain on page 12.
First #3: rebraNdiNg
Yep, we rebranded ourselves. After 8 years in business, it was time for a refreshed look and feel. We are definitely the same type of designers but much has changed about our approach to the work we do. We are a branding and design studio, with a firm grasp on marketing and strategy as well. Our new brand, tagline and message have been fine-tuned to better reflect who we are and the work we create.
First #4: road trip
To launch the new and improved REACTOR brand, Chase and I set out on a one week road trip to visit with friends, colleagues and vendors in Des Moines, Chicago and St. Louis. Two highlights of the trip: 1, The incredible inspiration we received by visiting several specialty print vendors and 2, a Cubs game at Wrigley including beers and bacon with a design friend in Wrigleyville. Needless to say, we returned to Kansas City refreshed and renewed, ready to take on the second half of 2011.
First #5: elevate CoNFereNCe
Frontier Airlines had a crazy sale in the fall, and we took full advantage! Myself, Chase (lead designer) and two small business entrepreneurs created a new kind of business conference, and we called it “Elevate”. We booked tickets from Kansas City to Colorado and spent one day in Estes Park, and we filled our adventurous spirits with crazy travel, rock-climbing and mountain adventures. We also filled our business spirits with specific conversations about each others companies, with incredibly inspiring views of the Rocky Mountains. And we were back home the same night! It was a new kind of business conference, and we were the guinea pigs. Ask me about Elevate Conference 2 and hopefully it will be soon.
2011 was an inspiring and changing year for us. 2012 is already projecting to be our best year. We seriously have the most awesome clients, friends and partners.
“WE ARE DEFINITELY THE SAME TYPE OF DESIGNERS BUT MUCH HAS CHANGED ABOUT OUR APPROACH TO THE WORK WE DO.”
Patrick’s ultimate taco consists of all the clas-sic indredients but with so much of them that the taco is impossible to fold, open faced.
Chase’s ultimate taco is the classic hard shell Americano taco. Created solely on the iPad.
CREATING THE ULTIMATE TACO
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Jenn’s ultimate taco comes with an invoice, and a coupon.Traci’s ultimate taco is mathmatical
Invoice
000101/17/12
Yum!!
The Perfect Taco
1.002 0.50Soft Shell0.662 0.33Cilantro Lime Rice0.302 0.15Fajita Peppers & Onions1.202 0.60Chicken0.202 0.10Mild Salsa0.202 0.10Medium Salsa
No Dairy Products!!
-4.22-4.22Coupon - 110%
Invoice
000101/17/12
$-0.71Yum!!
The Perfect Taco
DATE INVOICE #
TOTAL
BILL TO:
P.O. NUMBER TERMS PROJECT
QUANTITY DESCRIPTION RATE AMOUNT
Clifton’s ulimate taco is an awesome feat of lego architecture.
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WAY S T O B E C O M E
REALLY REALLYRIDICULOUSLY
GOOD LOOKINGRIDICULOUSLYRIDICULOUSLY
25TWENTYFIVE
BECOME REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING
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COVER STORY
PHOTOS BY ROADWAY STUDIO PROJECT
1
Amplify your colorsThis year’s #1 secret to becoming really,
really, ridiculously good looking. For best results, go fluorescent
14
Groom your peach fuzzThat means you too ladies
10
Perfect straight faceWhat? Who?
16
Home Depot bucketFor that “blue collar” look
9
Snapback hatsSeriously the coolest,
especially in fluorescent
2
Accessorize your wristThe wrist is valuable real estate...
17
TurtlenecksMake your neck look like a
popular sucking target
11
Old school cell phoneBring back the coolness of the
Motorola StarTac
3
Puffy vestsProtect your gorgeous body with
a surplus of goose feathers
4
Big earringsWhy not bring even more attention to
your beatuiful face by blinging out your lobes
19
Get an entourageGood looking people together
look even better
12
Barely zip your zippersThis allows for undergarmet styling
(and please, no bare chest)
5
Pop your collarA classic symbol of confidence
20
Swoop your hairGreat Clips isn’t cutting it...
13
Hire sick photographersPhotoshop works wonders
6
Embrace the jortsDenim is good,
but frayed denim is better
21
Chrome out your specsGiant sunglasses, to deflect bugs
away from your pretty face
18
Runway poseLots and lots of practice
7
Don’t wear socksAnkle cleavage is hot
22
Lots of ringsWith lots of diamonds
8
Fur for menShow your domination overyour fellow earth dwellers
23
Wipe off your solesSprucing up the bottom of your feet
is a professional detail
15
Wear sunglassesMost people don’t deserve direct
eye contact
BECOME REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING
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TurtlenecksMake your neck look like a
popular sucking target
20
Swoop your hairGreat Clips isn’t cutting it...
21
Chrome out your specsGiant sunglasses, to deflect bugs
away from your pretty face
25
Jump aroundFlex those calves
24
Learn karateIt makes you seem tough
There was once a time, very long ago, when all tacos were considered perfect. One day, the fickle Taco God tired of the ordinary garden variety local tacos and banished all taco makers to taCo mouNtaiN, a lost and ancient island where the perfect taco was once an icon. In fact,
he was so displeased that he issued this Taco Mountain Declaration. “From this day forward, all tacos that are displeasing to the Taco God will be shipped to local area fast food chains and public school cafeterias.”
It seems that in the recent Taste of KC food competition, the Taco God preferred legendary KC BBQ over his own perfect tacos made by his loyal subjects, the taco minions. The local taco minions would be held captive there on the island until the perfect taco could once again be built to tempt the Taco God’s palate and return him to taco sanity from his temporary preference of BBQ.
Papa Pastor and Granny Guac, leaders of the minion family, were among the banished taco makers. Unhappy in their new surroundings, they immediately began their quest to find the ultimate taco preparation secrets so they could return to KC, their homeland. But there were distractions everywhere they turned. Each afternoon at 3:27 all minions ceased their perfect taco search activities and skipped along with great fervor (except Cilantro - he saunters) toward the harbor to participate in the traditional group lettuce exercise (you know - the one involving the use of maracas).
While the minions were mesmerized by their maracas, evil BBQ gods sent a tender, yet ever so evil, pig to the island to tempt the minions. Granny Guac couldn’t help but taste the succulent BBQ pork, which angered the Taco God. Enraged, he erased the perfect taco recipe from their minds and made it their life-long duty to attempt a re-creation of the once perfect taco.
With heaviness in their hearts, Papa Pastor and Granny Guac returned to their tacky cardboard hard taco shell box hut to consider their fate. They were certain that they would never again see KC, their homeland. Their only solace now was in watching their only pet, Fish Taco, swim to and fro in his little bowl. He eyed them lovingly in return.
Alas! That’s it! The answer was before them. It was there all along. They must look no further for their perfect taco solution. Fish Taco, their beloved pet, is the only inspiration they will ever need. Their own bodies are adequate, yet somehow plain. But ahhh, their beloved pet, Fish Taco! With eyes like olives, skin the color of 100% real cheese topping, and a flowing tail that resembles the freshest of lettuce leaves (minus maracas), Fish Taco is held together by a perfect set of firm scales, which of course would mimic the shell that holds it all together. Mui bueno!
Fade to KC Blues music playing soulfully in the background…
THE TACO GOD IS PLEASED… AT LAST.
Papa Pastor
ChimiMama MoleQueso Pico JalapenoCarne NachoCilantro
Granny GuacPapa Pastor
ChimiMama MoleQueso Pico JalapenoCarne NachoCilantro
Granny Guac
The REACTOR crew and some friends participated in the first annual Sand in the City competition to benefit Wonderscope Children’s Museum. We built a giant, 7 foot tall mountain that pays homage to the legendary taco gods. Here is the complete story of their legend.
THE LEGEND OF TACO MOUNTAIN
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While the minions were mesmerized by their maracas, evil BBQ gods sent a tender, yet ever so evil, pig to the island to tempt the minions. Granny Guac couldn’t help but taste the succulent BBQ pork, which angered the Taco God. Enraged, he erased the perfect taco recipe from their minds and made it their life-long duty to attempt a re-creation of the once perfect taco.
With heaviness in their hearts, Papa Pastor and Granny Guac returned to their tacky cardboard hard taco shell box hut to consider their fate. They were certain that they would never again see KC, their homeland. Their only solace now was in watching their only pet, Fish Taco, swim to and fro in his little bowl. He eyed them lovingly in return.
Alas! That’s it! The answer was before them. It was there all along. They must look no further for their perfect taco solution. Fish Taco, their beloved pet, is the only inspiration they will ever need. Their own bodies are adequate, yet somehow plain. But ahhh, their beloved pet, Fish Taco! With eyes like olives, skin the color of 100% real cheese topping, and a flowing tail that resembles the freshest of lettuce leaves (minus maracas), Fish Taco is held together by a perfect set of firm scales, which of course would mimic the shell that holds it all together. Mui bueno!
Fade to KC Blues music playing soulfully in the background…
THE TACO GOD IS PLEASED… AT LAST.
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20122012
F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.Awa rds
WE LOVE ‘EM AND WE HATE ‘EM. These are the train wrecks that, for some reason or another, have become ultra famous.
Whether they deserve it or not, we’ve picked the biggest losers of 2011 that rose to Super Stardom.
Repeat Offender Award
CHARLIE SHEENNobody really knows how to approach him. But one thing is for certain, with all his ups and downs in 2011, Charlie Sheen has solidified his candidacy for the F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. Award winner of the decade. Congrats WINNING, you really deserve it.
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20122012
F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S.Awa rds
People’s Choice Award
QWIKSTERTraditionally Netflix became successful by mailing its customers DVDs at the speed of light. But in 2011, Netflix experienced tremendous growth of its online instant play of the titles it featured in the mail. Therefore the company decided to split these two markets into separate companies and thus Qwikster was born. Bad idea. Customers revolted and the company again is just Netflix.
FANCY LITTLE AWARDS WHERE
LOSERS EXPERIENCESUPER
STARDOM
Worst Guarantee Award
Young Achiever Award
JOEL BAUER
REBECCA BLACKThis seemingly average 14 year old is no exception to the embarrassment of those early adolescent years. But thanks to the power of the internet, Rebecca Black’s wannabe music video was watched more than any other YouTube video in 2011. It’s similar to watching a car crash: horrific, but you can’t seem to look away.
Joel Bauer continues to amaze us with his passion for selling himself in 2011. Best known as the “Your business card is crap” guy, he appeared beside us in our CBS Sunday Morning story and was again critical of every single business card in the world, except his own. Confidence seems to be this salesman’s bread and butter. Too much confidence is never a good thing, especially when it’s a die-cut pop-up book of your face. Guaranteed.
2012 F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. AWARDS
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Willi
am Hung
Lifetime
Achievement Award
MICHAEL
“THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO
Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino received his claim to fame from the MTV original series Jersey Shore where he and his other meat head boys troll the New Jersey area in search of gyms, tanning salons, and laundromats. Recently Abercrombie & Fitch offered to pay this F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. Award winner a “substantial” sum of money NOT to wear the company’s clothes. A spokesman for the company explained that “Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.”
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TO
IN OUR OFFICE
1:1RATIO
DRIVER'S LICENSE
DIRECTOR PHONE CALL
FIRST BORN
4,383
CURRENTLY ON OUR SERVER
FOLDERS
GUMBALL MACHINE PROFIT
LOST KEY
BATHROOMCHALK LINE LENGTH
KC ALL STAR BANDSOUND LEVELAT KVC’S ANNUAL TREE GALA
WHAT IT TAKES TO GET INTO
COMMERCE BANK’S
OFFICES
183TACOS
PER YEAREATEN AT
EL CAMINO REALBY CLIFTON ALONE
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CHASE
PATRICK
SAM
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JENN
TRACI
TACOS
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* USAGE OF BOTH SIDES IS SOMETIMES NECESSARY
BRAIN DYNAMIC
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IN OUR OFFICE
1:1RATIO
DRIVER'S LICENSE
DIRECTOR PHONE CALL
FIRST BORN
4,383
CURRENTLY ON OUR SERVER
FOLDERS
GUMBALL MACHINE PROFIT
LOST KEY
BATHROOMCHALK LINE LENGTH
KC ALL STAR BANDSOUND LEVELAT KVC’S ANNUAL TREE GALA
WHAT IT TAKES TO GET INTO
COMMERCE BANK’S
OFFICES
183TACOS
PER YEAREATEN AT
EL CAMINO REALBY CLIFTON ALONE
2FISH TANKSIN THE OFFICE
0FISH
REACTOR
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PATRICK
SAM
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JENN
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* USAGE OF BOTH SIDES IS SOMETIMES NECESSARY
BRAIN DYNAMIC
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CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK
TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS
7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.
TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4
722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS
LIFESPAN FISHof our
CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM
# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof
3
14
54
12
of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER
EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER
JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000
CBS SUNDAY MORNING
THE PRICE IS RIGHT
TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS
DEAL OR NO DEAL
Oct
Nov
Dec
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
1
2
3
3
2.5
2
1
TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.
ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS
ZERO*
*13 tries
Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.
MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS
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TIM
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CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK
TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS
7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.
TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4
722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS
LIFESPAN FISHof our
CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM
# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof
3
14
54
12
of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER
EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER
JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000
CBS SUNDAY MORNING
THE PRICE IS RIGHT
TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS
DEAL OR NO DEAL
Oct
Nov
Dec
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
1
2
3
3
2.5
2
1
TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.
ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS
ZERO*
*13 tries
Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.
TIM
E
CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK
TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS
7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.
TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4
722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS
LIFESPAN FISHof our
CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM
# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof
3
14
54
12
of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER
EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER
JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000
CBS SUNDAY MORNING
THE PRICE IS RIGHT
TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS
DEAL OR NO DEAL
Oct
Nov
Dec
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
1
2
3
3
2.5
2
1
TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.
ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS
ZERO*
*13 tries
Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.
TIM
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CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK
TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS
7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.
TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4
722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS
LIFESPAN FISHof our
CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM
# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof
3
14
54
12
of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER
EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER
JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000
CBS SUNDAY MORNING
THE PRICE IS RIGHT
TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS
DEAL OR NO DEAL
Oct
Nov
Dec
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
1
2
3
3
2.5
2
1
TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.
ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS
ZERO*
*13 tries
Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.
TIM
E
CHASE CLIFTON PATRICK
TIME SPENT BUILDING LEGOS
7 MIN. 240 MIN. 10 MIN.
TACO GOLD FISH #1 GOLD FISH #2 GOLD FISH #3 GOLD FISH #4
722 DAYS 12 DAYS 6 DAYS 2 DAYS 2 DAYS
LIFESPAN FISHof our
CLIFTON CHASE JENN TRACI PATRICK SAM
# CARS IN OUR LIFETIMEof
3
14
54
12
of a LIFESPAN DRY ERASE MARKER
EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER
JUDGE JUDYDOUBLE DARE 2000
CBS SUNDAY MORNING
THE PRICE IS RIGHT
TV DEBUT: THE ROAD TO BEING REALLY REALLY FAMOUS
DEAL OR NO DEAL
Oct
Nov
Dec
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
1
2
3
3
2.5
2
1
TIM WHITMORE SKI VACATIONS PER MONTH.
ICE MAKER JOB OPENINGS
ZERO*
*13 tries
Number of jobs available as an “ice worker” in our historic building, the American Ice Company building.
546Number of cookies we owe to AC
Printing and their staff for dealing
with our odd and complicated
printing requests
PANDORA ONE SATELLITE RADIO>THIS YEAR WE MADE THE SWITCH FROM SATELLITE TO PANDORA ONE
47 36
GOAL #OF CHARTS
ACTUAL #OF CHARTS
VS.
EVERY OTHER COLOR>AT REACTOR, WE FREAKING LOVE ORANGE.
CLIFTON
CHASE
TRACI JENN PATRICK SAM
REACTO–BART
of
(INTERN TO THE INTERNS)
CHAIN COMMAND
10,000,000Approximate number of people who
watched us on CBS Sunday Morning
on March 6, 2011 and June 26, 2011.
That’s a lot of eyeballs!
FROZEN PIZZA: 15minRE-HEAT FAJITAS: 10MINTOAST: 2min
PRESTO PIZZAZZ COOK TIME
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CHAIN COMMAND
CHASE DISCOVERS ICED COFFEE
TRACI IS HIRED
SAM IS HIRED
8 YEARS WITHOUT COFFEE
(LACK OF) COFFEE OVER THE YEARS C
OF
FE
E
TIME
AWESOME SAUCEMADE BY REACTOR
SP
ICY
FLAVOR
our guide toHOTSAUCE
AS OUR EMPLOYEE COUNT HAS INCREASED, SO HAS OUR COFFEE COMSUMPTION
LUNCH OF CHOICE
EVERY OTHER KIND OF FOOD
MEXICAN FOOD
Clifton David Grinn
Chase Tim Whitmore
Traci Ketter
Eric Looney
Warren Johnson
TACO CONSUMPTION RECORD
SAM
TRACI
CLIENT
PATRICK
CHASE JENN
SKETCHYTABLE
SEATINGCHART
Pandora Stations28
OUR EXACTOS, DULLEST SHARPEST
AMOUNTOF TIME FOR THIS
0
CREATIVECHUCK NORRISDOESN’T BELONG
ON A
GRAPH OR CHARTDRINKS THAT MAKE US AWESOMECLIFTON DIET CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW
CHASE GOOD OLD WATER
PATRICK KOOL-AID.... OH YEAAAAhh
SAM EXTRA STRONG BLACK COFFEE
JENN QUICK TRIP FOUNTAIN SODA
TRACI GRANDE NONFAT NO WHIP EASY VANILLA EXTRA HOT LOW FOAM LATTE
8:57 AM
10:21 AM
11:03 AM
1:15 PM
2:37 PM
4:25 PM
4:40 PM
HA
HAHA
HAHAHAHA
HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
bert LOLLEVELS
OUR NEIGHBOR BERT IS LIKE OUR VERY OWN LAUGH TRACK. HIS LAUGH IS LOUD, BUT CONTAGIOUS. & QUITE FREQUENT.
MIND BLOWING CHARTS AND GRAPHS
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AMOUNTOF TIME FOR THIS
0
CREATIVECHUCK NORRISDOESN’T BELONG
ON A
GRAPH OR CHARTDRINKS THAT MAKE US AWESOMECLIFTON DIET CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW
CHASE GOOD OLD WATER
PATRICK KOOL-AID.... OH YEAAAAhh
SAM EXTRA STRONG BLACK COFFEE
JENN QUICK TRIP FOUNTAIN SODA
TRACI GRANDE NONFAT NO WHIP EASY VANILLA EXTRA HOT LOW FOAM LATTE
8:57 AM
10:21 AM
11:03 AM
1:15 PM
2:37 PM
4:25 PM
4:40 PM
HA
HAHA
HAHAHAHA
HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
bert LOLLEVELS
OUR NEIGHBOR BERT IS LIKE OUR VERY OWN LAUGH TRACK. HIS LAUGH IS LOUD, BUT CONTAGIOUS. & QUITE FREQUENT.
AMOUNTOF TIME FOR THIS
0
CREATIVECHUCK NORRISDOESN’T BELONG
ON A
GRAPH OR CHARTDRINKS THAT MAKE US AWESOMECLIFTON DIET CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW
CHASE GOOD OLD WATER
PATRICK KOOL-AID.... OH YEAAAAhh
SAM EXTRA STRONG BLACK COFFEE
JENN QUICK TRIP FOUNTAIN SODA
TRACI GRANDE NONFAT NO WHIP EASY VANILLA EXTRA HOT LOW FOAM LATTE
8:57 AM
10:21 AM
11:03 AM
1:15 PM
2:37 PM
4:25 PM
4:40 PM
HA
HAHA
HAHAHAHA
HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
bert LOLLEVELS
OUR NEIGHBOR BERT IS LIKE OUR VERY OWN LAUGH TRACK. HIS LAUGH IS LOUD, BUT CONTAGIOUS. & QUITE FREQUENT.
36 of 47 CHARTS COMPLETE
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ContributorsClifton Alexander
Chase WilsonSamantha FinePatrick DrakeTraci KetterJennifer Roe
CONTRIBUTORS
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We were featured on nationwide
television 2 times this year! And our
work was showcased locally 2 other
times. Needless to say our facial hair is
pretty famous.