A good friend would bail you out of jail,but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying,"damn, that was awesome."

/The reason why open-mindedness will never be heard in a non-hypocritical way:If an open-minded person speaks out against close-mindedness, isn't she being just as close-minded by not accepting other beliefs?/

/A grown man is a little girl who has learned how to act tough and hold in his tears/

/conciseness is clarity/

/Politeness. noun.trying to be more apologetic than and making the other person appear rude/

/I'm not against anti-homophobia/

/This is the type of ridiculous mannerism which up with I will not put/

/The only thing in the world that travels faster than the speed of light is gossip/

Just gonna stand there and watch me roarbut that's alright because I'm a dinosaur

His talent was as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterfly's wings. At one time he understood it no more than the butterfly did and he did not know when it was brushed or marred.Later he became conscious of his damaged wings and of their construction and he learned to think and could not fly any more because the love of flight was gone and he could only remember when it had been effortless.

/When one person believes a dumb ideait's a dumb ideaWhen a million people believe a dumb ideait's a very dumb idea/

/Courage is the ability to run blindly through fireknowing that one would be painfully scorched to death/

/Those who need words to prove their worthare probably not worth the words they need/

In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. And if they don't have the first, the other two will kill you (Warren Buffett)

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.

The man who has no imagination has no wings.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

The most beautiful people I've known are those who have known trials, have known struggles, have known loss, and have found their way out of the depths.

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.

If you need something done, ask a busy man - no one else will have time to do it.

Dont ever wrestle with a pig. Youll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't. Marilyn Monroe

They laugh at me because I'm different;I laugh at them because they're all the same.