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Mounties seek Prairie Paving scaMMers

cbc.ca - the Mounties are warning people on the Prairies about travelling pavers who may be running an asphalt scam.

seven people from alberta, saskatchewan and Manitoba have fallen victim to the alleged scam, the rcMP said tuesday in a news release.

over the last month or two, a group of men has been going door-to-door in different communities, saying they represent a paving company which has leftover asphalt from a nearby job.

they then offer paving services at a reduced rate, the rcMP said.

they do a portion of the work, and then get the victim to give them a large portion of the agreed price. they say they will be back the next day to finish the job but do not return.

one of the suspects, whom witnesses said identified himself as “Pat,” is described as around 50 years old, five feet, eight inches tall, weighing 175 pounds and with light brown hair.

Witnesses told rcMP the man and an accomplice spoke with irish accents.

the suspects were last seen traveling in a White Dodge ram truck which is believed to have been stolen.

the rcMP’s White Butte detachment, headquartered in emerald Park east of regina, is investigating one of the latest complaints.

Police are asking people with information to contact the nearest rcMP detachment or, if they wish to remain anonymous, to call saskatchewan crime stoppers at 1-800-222-8477.

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autoPsies to Be conDucteD on 2 neW BrunsWick Boys strangleD By Python

ctv.ca -autopsies on the bodies of two young new Brunswick brothers who were strangled in their sleep by a giant python will be performed in saint John on tuesday.

Police have yet to say if any charges will be laid in the tragic deaths, which experts have described as extremely rare.

“i have 23 years of service, and i’ve never been involved in such a terrible story,” rcMP sgt. alain tremblay said.

two young boys sleeping at a friend’s apartment are dead after they were strangled by a python that had escaped its enclosure in new Brunswick on Monday, aug. 5, 2013.

royal canadian Mounted Police work at the scene of a fatal python attack at reptile ocean exotic pet store in campbellton, n.B. on Monday aug. 5, 2013. (the canadian Press)

tremblay told ctv news channel that the 15-foot african rock python escaped from its enclosure in a campbellton, n.B. exotic animal store and travelled through the building’s ventilation system.

the snake, which police said weighed approximately 100 pounds, fell through the roof of an apartment located on top of reptile ocean and strangled the two brothers, who were sleeping over a friend’s home at the time.

the boys were found dead shortly after 6:30 a.m. Monday.

various reports identified the brothers as noah Barthe, 5, and connor Barthe, 7.

tremblay said bodies of the two boys were discovered by the owner of the reptile store, who lives in the apartment with his son. Jean-claude savoie said he managed to trap the snake in a cage before calling police.

“We are treating that scene as a crime scene like any other crime scene,” tremblay said, adding that investigators will be looking at video to determine how the python escaped its cage.

the snake will likely be put down, ctv’s atlantic Bureau chief todd Battis reported.

“it’s perfectly legal to own these snakes,” Battis told ctv’s canada aM. “there are tens of thousands of them in homes, zoos, and shops across north america.”

Most provinces do not have laws controlling exotic animals; rather, owners are subject to whatever city bylaws are in place where they live.

Battis said in the last 20 years, there haven’t been any reported cases of snake strangulations in canada.

experts say fatal snake attacks on humans are extremely rare.

Bry loyst, curator of ontario’s indian river reptile Zoo, told ctvnews.ca that the python may have mistaken the boys for food, explaining that snakes don’t intentionally attack humans.

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..Your.Daily.Horoscope..

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BY FRANCIS DRAKE

What kind of day will tomorrow be? To find out what the stars say, read the fore-cast given for your birth sign.

For Wednesday, Aug. 7, 2013ARIES(March 21 to April 19)A major turning point might take place

within your family or where you live atthis point. It’s an important achievement.Congratulations.

TAURUS(April 20 to May 20)Relations with siblings, neighbors or

relatives are coming to a head. Possibly,this involves important contracts.Whatever it is, you have been workingfor this.

GEMINI(May 21 to June 20)Something you wanted to achieve

related to earnings or your job is nowcoming to fruition. Naturally, thispleases you. Relax and enjoy your har-vest.

CANCER(June 21 to July 22)Major relationships and partnerships

are significant now. What you’ve beenwondering and thinking about hasarrived. Actually, this makes you freer inthe future.

LEO(July 23 to Aug. 22)Your spiritual values have been grow-

ing and will continue to grow. This givesyou a strong base to build on, which is afortunate thing indeed.

VIRGO(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)Your relations with friends or perhaps

a group are now meaningful in an obvi-ous way. You have the respect of othersthat you’ve been working for — at last.

LIBRA(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)It is obvious to others that you are get-

ting the appreciation you deserve foryour efforts. Kudos, a raise, praise andthe admiration of others are finallyyours.

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SCORPIO(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)Whether through travel, publishing or

exploring religion and philosophy, younow feel connected to important con-cepts and beliefs. This could be thetouchstone that is a turning point foryou.

SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)Inheritances or a change in the wealth

of those who are close to you or changesin your own debt structure are significantnow. You see where your responsibilitiesare and where they are not.

CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)Important partnerships are evolving to

a point now where you know what youwant and you know what you can get.You will either move forward to fulfillyour dreams or step away.

AQUARIUS(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)Improvements in your job that you had

hoped for now look to be within yourreach. Similarly, improvements to yourhealth can be liberating and joyful.

PISCES(Feb. 19 to March 20)Romantic relationships as well as your

own quest for expressing your creativityare culminating now. You see what ispossible. You see that what you wantedis doable.

YOU BORN TODAY You are clever,with excellent social skills. You are wittyand skilled at handling people or enter-taining them. Privately, you’re intriguedwith secrets and mysteries. (Indeed,many have a secret life or mystery thatthose closest to them would never sus-pect.) This same quality allows you to bean excellent researcher. This year animportant choice or decision will arise.Choose wisely.

Birthdate of: David Duchovny, actor;Mata Hari, exotic dancer/spy; AlisonBrown, musician.

With a time of six days and 7½ hours, two Canadian pilots have broken the world record for an around-the-globe flight by a single-engine plane. Don Muir, 26, and André Daemon, 22, shaved more than 28 hours off the previ-ous record. A crowd at Montreal’s Dorval airport cheers as their Cessna 210 touches down and camera operators jostle to take the first photograph of the triumphant team in this CBC Television report.• Don Muir and André Daemon completed their journey in their plane -- The Wings of Life -- in six days, seven hours, 25 minutes and 47 seconds. They travelled 36,500 kilometres. • Muir, a bush pilot from Sioux Lookout, Ont., and Daemon, a flight instructor from Montreal, carried several good luck charms with them on their histor-ic journey. Each pilot wore a St. Christopher medal (the patron saint of safe travel). They also packed a Bible in their survival kit and fixed a small statue of Snoopy -- the Red Baron -- above their radio. • By the time they completed their flight, Muir and Daemon had raised $150,000 for the Canadian Cancer Society (this clip reports $100,000 donated to that point.) • “We never worried about not making it. The wind was in our favour and flying was incredibly smooth,” Daemon told the Toronto Star after the flight. (Aug. 8, 1982) • Muir and Daemon made pit stops in St. John’s; Shannon, Ireland; Naples, Italy; Cairo; Bahrain; Bombay; Madras; Kuala Lumpur; Manila; Guam; Majuro; Honolulu; San Francisco; Denver and Chicago. • On their journey, the pilots subsisted on a diet of sandwiches, peanut butter, cookies, V-8 juice, apple juice and spring water. • The previous record was set by Seattle lawyer Robert Muckleston in 1978. • As of June 2006, Muir and Daemon’s record still stands as authenticated by the Fédération Aéronautique Internationale.

ALSo oN AuguSt 7:• 1950: The federal cabinet decides 5,000 Canadian soldiers will serve with the United Nations forces in Korea. Prime Minister St-Laurent makes the an-nouncement on a national radio broadcast.• 1979: Jacques and Louise Cossette-Trudel are sentenced to two years less a day for their part in the October 1970 FLQ kidnapping of British trade com-missioner James Cross in Montreal.• 1997: Bjarni Tryggvason becomes the seventh Canadian in space when the shuttle Discovery lifts off. Tryggvason performs various experiments during his 11-day, 20-hour mission as a payload specialist.

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ctoP 22 SigNS You’vE HAD too MuCH oF tHE 90’S

22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.20. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN’s homepage to your bookmarks.19. You have a “to do list” that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off.18. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.17. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.16. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.15. You assume the question to valet park or not is rhetorical.14. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.13. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the products don’t even exist any more.11. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their profits.10. You get all excited when it’s Saturday and you can wear sweats to work.9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.6. You think that “progressing an action plan” and “calendarizing a project” are acceptable English phrases.5. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your next door neighbors.4. You ask your friends to “think out of the box” when making Friday night plans.3. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.2. You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock.

The #1 sign you’ve had too much of the 90’s:** You hear most of your jokes via email (or the web) instead of in person

At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for “action.” They “unite as one.” All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Morris. Again, he is ready for “action.” Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more “conjugal bliss.” When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old. ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another. But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris.” Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: “You mean I was here already?”

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“Your Daily Fix” and the “Shaunavon Standard” for a 10% discount! • Cut off for advertising is noon the previous

day & noon Friday for Monday’s issue

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listing in BotH the Shaunavon Standard and “Your Daily Fix” for only$10.00 (per week plus tax)

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AND we’ll throw in 5 full colour GARAGE SALE POStERS!Call (306) 297-4144 or stop into the Shaunavon Standard

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Coming EventsMark your Calendars! Climax Lions upcoming events: Annual Fowl Supper October 20th and Annual Carnival November 1st & 2nd. 41145218/06AU-1w/12AUc

BABY SHOWER - Please join us on Thursday, August 15, 2013 at 7:00pm to honor Cyndal Carlee Entem, daughter of Noel and Nicole. 135 - 10th Avenue East. See you there! 41145181/01Au-2w/15AUp

FOR REntHouse for rent in Eastend. 1,200 + 600 square feet. Newly renovated, very clean. Fully furnished, internet/Bell TV. Ideal for pipeline/oilfield. Phone 306-295-7361. 41145222/01AU-tn/30AUc

Treed full service R.V. sites; internet, laundry, showers or shared accommodation with deck, bbq, laundry, satellite TV available. Call 306-297-3184, 306-297-7749. 41083957/28JN-26AUGp

FOR SALEYamaha Golf Cart. Good condition. And one side of duplex golf shed at Rock Creek Golf Course. 306-297-2347. 41108626/06AU-1w/12AUp

2002 Dodge 3500 Crew Truck. $8,000. Call Sheldon at 306-294-7228. 41145214/02AU-1w/09AUp

2004 F350 with 6 inch lift. New tires. Many upgrades. Must Sell. $14,500. Call Sheldon 306-294-7228. 41145215/02AU-1w/09AUp

R.V. 5th Wheel hitch and manual slider kit. R.V. 5th Wheel hitch w/gooseneck ball. $300 each. 306-297-3184. 41083998/18JL-13SEPp

HELP WAntEDCasual, part-time Pharmacy Assistant/Front store staff required at Shaunavon Rexall Drugstore. Pharmacy duties include assisting Pharmacists with the dispensing and packag-ing of prescriptions amongst other things. Pharmacy experi-ence will be an asset, however we are willing to train the right person. Front store duties include cashier, stocking etc. Ideal

candidate will be dependable, trustworthy & hardworking. Please drop resumes off in person at the pharmacy or mail to Box 9, Shaunavon, SK, S0N 2M0. Could end up as full time hours. 41145211/02AU-2w/16AUc

Need full time food beverage supervisor, kitchen helpers, food and beverage servers and housekeepers at King’s Hotel (Maruti Hotel Inc). Phone 306-297-2243. 41109915/01AU-tn/30AUc

SERvICESCo-ed gym with access 24/7 located at Brenda’s Hair and Fitness Studio, 386 Centre St., Shaunavon (306) 297-3773 or (306) 297-7805 (c). 41145186/01AU-tn/30AUc

www.yourdailyfix.me

Servicing and Repairing all makes and models:• Lift Kits • Exhaust • Programmers

• DPF, Urea and EGR deletes• Methanol Injection • EFI Live Tuning

• Wheel and Tire Packages • Diesel Repair• General Service and Diagnostics

Open 8-5 Monday - Friday - Weekends by Appointment Call Cam to book today

PHONE 306-297-3074 • 181 -3rd Ave [email protected] 24hr cell 306-294-7808

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SUMMER ACTIVE 2013On the move Ages 10-18 - FREE!

6:30-8:30 pm (meet at SHS or the rink @ 6:30 pm)Girls on Mondays & Boys on Thursdays

Hunger Games #2: tuesday August 13thBoth BOYS and GIRLS on the Move meet at Memorial Park at 6:30 pm on Tuesday August 13th for the Hunger Games part 2!

Youth Floor Hockey league - FREE!When: Wednesday evenings @ 7 pm at the rink. Drop ins wel-

come. Playoffs will be Wednesday, August 14th and Prizes will be given out!

Youth bowling league - The League will end off with a Family night on Tuesday, August 6th!

For this night only, it will be $5/person!

playground programTuesdays and Thursdays @ 2nd floor of the rink Ages 5-8 @ 9:30-12 pm and

Ages 9-12 @ 1-4 pm. On August 6th the morning group will be HAVING A WATER FIGHT for “Under the Sea” day so bring swim gear! And the

afternoon group will be doing Tie Dye so bring a T-shirt!

tD summer reading program - FREE!Will run Wednesdays @ 1-2 pm from July 3-August 7 for ages 6-12 with the

“Afternoon at the Museum Program” to follow from 2-3 pm.Frog Hoppers Presentation 1-3 pm on Wed. August 7th @ GCHCC

Danica Lorer will be coming to the rink @ 11:15 am on August 14th for a period of storytelling! Cost is Free.

skateboard/bmX Day CampWednesday, August 21st. Cost is $30. Phone Sara at the rec. office for details. 7- 13 year olds will be from 2-5 pm. 14+ will be from 6-9 pm

Fencing ClinicLisa Hagen from Swift Current will be at the rink on Thursday, August 8th to run a fencing clinic for a minimal cost of $2. Please sign up in advance

with either Sara or Ava at the rec office (306-297-3029)

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Sara @297-3029 or email: [email protected] like our Facebook page “Shaunavon Summer Active 2013”

Cost: $2 per day

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346 Centre St Shaunavon, Sask. Phone 306-297-4144 Email: [email protected] Website: www.yourdailyfix.me

Office/Shop 306.297.3884Trucking Dispatch 306.297.8648

Service Dispatch 306.297.7484Welding Dispatch 306.297.7341

Safety Training 306.671.721424 Hr (Ted) 306.297.3885

Fax 306.297.3886

•FluidHauling

•OilfieldConstruction&Maintenance

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•Snowplowing/Towing

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Box 1144, Shaunavon, SK S0N 2M0

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advertising in our business directory(306) 297-4144 or (306) 297-7383

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703 Hwy 37 - Shaunavon

24 Hour service

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riley [email protected] (306) 294-7950

#5 - 910 3rd Ave. W. Bennett Plaza, Shaunavon

306-297-1302

Eat Fresh!Open: 5:30am - 10pm

7 days a week!

tYSOn SkjERvEn24 hr Cell: 306-297-9208

Office: 306-297-6336 721 Hwy 37, Shaunavon

Oilfield Services• Steamer & Boiler trucks• Sulfatreat (oCP) Dealer• Backhoe, Skid Steer, Excavator / grader Services & gravel trucks• Containment Systems• turnaround Services• Air trailer / Safety trailer• Fencing

• Crew / 4 ton Picker trucks• Field Mechanic Services• 30 ft trailers• Hot Shot Services• Snow Plowing

Safety Programs• C.o.R.• iSNEt• Comply Works

Rental Equipment• Light tower• 66 kw generator• Portable Catwalk• Enviro Bin / Porta Potty• Skid Steer• Dump trailer

www.sedonaenterprises.com [email protected]

1-910 3rd Ave West - Bennett Plaza P.O. Box 337 SHAUNAVON, SK S0N 2M0Telephone: (306) 297-3383Facsimilie: (306) 297-3601Swift Current Office: (306) [email protected]

• Nicole Entem, CA • Todd Loeppky, CA

Mon - Thurs 8am - 10pmFri 8am - 11pm / Sat 11am - 10pm

Sun Noon - 10pm

• Chicken • Milk • Ice• Fresh Buns & Eggs

• Hot Cappuccino • Movies • Subs (made fresh daily)

sOFt serve, milKsHAKes, slusHies and more!

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A•N•A• Holdings Ltd.Potable Water Hauling

• Shack Water Hauling • Hot Shot Service

• Safety FencesAlex Cell: 306-295-7779 Garth Cell: 306-295-7997

Construction~ Free Estimates ~

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shaunavon Animal ClinicHwy 37 South, Shaunavon

Dr. Ken Cadieux

• Large & Small Animal Practice

• Prescription Pet Food Available306-297-3455

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BoBBy John’sCamping

Full service hookups 4 Miles W. of Shaunavon on Hwy 13

Quiet rural setting campground close to nature, where you can get away from it all and enjoy the land of the living sky!

22 Large, Back-in, Rv Sites. Power, Water & Sewer.

Daily, Weekly, Monthly & Seasonal Rates

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Dielle ThienesHair Stylist

Brenda’s Hair Studio386 Centre Street

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PH: 306-297-4080223 - 2nd Ave. West

Rentals

DEALER:• Distributer of Acklands Grainger Gas• Able to order all Acklands Grainger Products

223 - 2nd Ave. West

PH: 306-297-4080on Call 306-294-7877

• Residential • Farm • Commercial

306-315-9004 or 306-778-2002

NeW busiNessSERVING THE SOUTHWEST

southline electricScott Audette

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p&p enterprises

lane: 306-297-797224 Hour service

• Steamers • Boilers • Vac Trucks • Combo Unit • Hydro-Vac

• Crew Trucks • Grader • Skid Steer • Industrial Painting

• vegetation Control • Hot Shot Service with 40 ft trailer

• Secor Accredited • ISNetworld& Complyworks Compliant

Fix-It-Up Chappie

Furniture Refinishing

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Brent Crude Oil : $108.70/BBL -0.23%Light Crude Oil : $106.56/BBL -0.36%Natural Gas : $3.32/MMBtu -0.90%Unleaded Gasoline : $2.95/gal -1.36% prices from: Aug 5 change since: Aug 2

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