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Page 1: A Glass Repair Assessment of a Shattered Relationship

A Glass Repair Assessment of a Shattered Relationship

CARRIE UNDERWOOD’S

“BEFORE HE CHEATS”

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A car is considered totaled when a repair costs 75 percent of its market value.

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With the right insurance policy, the cheater may be fully reimbursed for Ms. Underwood’s outburst.

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Carrie Underwood’s baseball bat antics would cost her saboteur nearly $1,000 without insurance.

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It would cost the cheater $500 dollars to replace the cheater’s tires.

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In the United States, adultery is not considered a defense for vandalism charges.

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Summer, much like the heated feelings of adultery-induced anger, contributes to an increase in relationship vandalism cases.

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Halloween outpaces all other holidays on average with car vandalism, garnering 1,253 nationwide.

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Despite the song’s success, it holds the record for longest climb to the top of the billboard charts, taking 38 weeks to reach #1.

“BEFORE HE CHEATS”

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You’ve been warned …