AUDITION PACKET
GOMEZ ADDAMS
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(MORTICIA'S BOUDOIR) (Revealing GOMEZ, fencing with LURCH, who holds his foil absolutely still while GOMEZ swipes at it extravagantly.)
GOMEZ Fight sir, fight like a man! Feel the kiss of my Spanish steel! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Foiled again!
(GOMEZ strikes LURCH's sword down. LURCH pokes GOMEZ with it.)
Oww! Damn your lightning reflexes!
(GOMEZ retains his sword. MORTICIA enters with a bouquet of yellow flowers.)
MORTICIA
Gomez, look.
GOMEZ Ugh! Flowers! Who would send something so tasteless?
MORTICIA (reads the card)
"The most precious gift there is, More goody-licious than gold, Is that blessing we call friendship, Whether new or very old."
GOMEZ "Goody-licious?" Who talks like this?
(MORTICIA removes the flowers from the stems,During--)
MORTICIA
The Beinekes. Wednesday's friend Lucas and his parents. They're coming for dinner tonight.
GOMEZ Lucas?
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MORTICIA Yes.
GOMEZ But Lucas is a boy's name.
MORTICIA Yes.
GOMEZ Wednesday has a friend who's a boy?
(They both look at Lurch. Finally--)
MORTICIA It's nothing, darling. Puppy love.
(hands Lurch the stems) Put these in water.
(WEDNESDAY enters, carrying her crossbow and a goose with an arrow sticking out of it.)
WEDNESDAY
Mom, Dad, I shot dinner.
MORTICIA (taking it)
Oh, Wednesday, that's lovely. Wherever did you find it?
WEDNESDAY Petting zoo.
MORTICIA Thank you, dear. Come, Lurch - we'll whip up something really special. And this time, we'll actually cook it.
(shares a laugh with Lurch) Oh, Gomez - guests for dinner! Fresh meat!
(They exit. WEDNESDAY looks nervously after them.)
WEDNESDAY Daddy, I have something very important to tell you.
GOMEZ What?
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WEDNESDAY Can you keep a secret?
(WEDNESDAY produces a ring from around her neck.)
GOMEZ Of course.
WEDNESDAY Look.
GOMEZ If I didn't know any better I'd say that looked like an engagement ring.
(she just looks at him) What are you saying?
WEDNESDAY Oh daddy, Lucas wants to marry me!
GOMEZ What?!
WEDNESDAY Lucas Beineke loves me and he wants to marry me.
GOMEZ Do you want to marry him?
WEDNESDAY Yes. I think so.
GOMEZ You think so?
WEDNESDAY Well, I've never even met his parents, and he's never met mine, and - I just need to be sure.
GOMEZ That he's the one?
WEDNESDAY That the families can get along. I mean, he has to know what he's getting into.
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GOMEZ What are you saying?
WEDNESDAY I'm saying we're who we are, and they're from Ohio.
GOMEZ (slicing the air with his sword)
Ohio? A swing state!
WEDNESDAY That's what I mean.
GOMEZ You're right, this is important. Let's go tell your mother.
WEDNESDAY No.
GOMEZ No? But we have to tell your mother –
WEDNESDAY Daddy, please! She'll ask a lot of embarrassing questions and wreck the whole thing.
GOMEZ You don't want me to tell your mother you're getting married?
WEDNESDAY After dinner and we're all friends, then we'll tell her.
GOMEZ But I've never kept anything from your mother.
WEDNESDAY (getting desperate)
Daddy, please!
GOMEZ But—
WEDNESDAY If you love me.
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ACT ONE SCENE 1:
(OVERTURE/PROLOGUE)
(A hand parts the curtain, revealing The Addams Family: GOMEZ, MORTICIA, WEDNESDAY,PUGSLEY,GRANDMA, LURCH and FESTER. A huge, bare Spanish oak, The Addams Family Tree, spreads its boughs over The Addams Family Graveyard.)
ANCESTRAL VOICES AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
(GOMEZ steps forward)
GOMEZ (deep inhale)
Aaaahh… The intoxicating smell of the graveyard. (then)
Once a year, we gather beneath our Family Tree, to honor the great cycle of life and death. Come, every member of our clan - living, dead -
(re: Lurch) - and undecided - and let us celebrate what it is to be an Addams.
(to Morticia) Come to me, my luscious wife - oh she of skin so pale, eyes so black, and dress cut down to Venezuela - and tell us what it is every Addams hopes for!
MORTICIA Darkness and grief and unspeakable sorrow.
GOMEZ (overcome, embracing her)
I love it when you talk sexy!
#1 WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS
WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE MOONLIGHT WHEN YOU'RE AN ADDAMS YOU NEED TO FEEL A LITTLE CHILL
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SCENE 7 (THE GROTTO.) (GOMEZ and MAL are puffing on cigars. MAL is seated on an old oaken chair.)
MAL
Interesting chair. Antique?
GOMEZ Fifteenth century. "The Heretic's chair." Once owned by Tomas de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor of Madrid.
MAL You collect this stuff?
GOMEZ A man must have his hobbies. Some play cards, some play golf. Me, I collect "instruments of persuasion." "Why," you ask.
(then) Go on, ask. Ask!
MAL Why?
GOMEZ It's fun! The history of the world told in agony and dismemberment. Get up, I show you.
(Mal gets out of the chair) You sit, they ask you a question. They don't like the answer...
(GOMEZ pulls a lever. A giant spike shoots up.)
Ooooooooooooooooh! That'll make you believe, eh? (a laugh, then retracts the lever)
Sit down. Let me ask you a question.
MAL Some other time.
GOMEZ Okey-dokey.
(then) So how about these crazy kids, eh?
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MAL What about 'em?
GOMEZ They seem very fond of each other, no?
MAL I guess. But it's not like they're getting married.
GOMEZ Married? Of course not. They're so young. Of course, they marry young these days, do they not?
MAL I dunno what they do.
GOMEZ Then speak about you. The Beineke Saga. Your lives, your hopes, your dreams.
(pointedly) Your son.
MAL Lucas? He's a little soft like his mother. But when he gets out of college, I'll toughen him up. Teach him the business. Make him a man.
GOMEZ May I say something? You and I - I feel we understand each other. Do you feel this?
MAL No.
(then) So tell me, Addams - ten thousand square feet right in the middle of a public park. How'd you swing this place?
GOMEZ These two acres have been in my family ever since Queen Isabella of Spain deeded it to my great ancestor Alfonso the Enormous, for services rendered.
MAL What services?
GOMEZ Alphonso the Enormous. The Enormous - do I have to draw
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GOMEZ (CON’T) you a diagram?
(exiting) Come, Beineke - let me show you the moat. Did you bring a bathing suit? Never mind lets be crazy.
#8B ALPHONSO THE ENORMOUS
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SCENE 9
(PARK BENCH AND TAXI SIGN--IN FRONT OF GATES) (MORTICIA sits on a park bench, a valise by her side.)
GOMEZ So it's true.
MORTICIA I can't live with a man who keeps secrets.
(She lights the TAXI sign)
GOMEZ There's another secret I haven't told you.
MORTICIA Hunh. What?
GOMEZ That you are the most exquisite, the most magnificent, the most desirable of all women.
MORTICIA That's no secret.
GOMEZ No. But even you had a secret - once.
MORTICIA Never.
GOMEZ And if you're wrong.
MORTICIA I never am.
GOMEZ But if you are, what will you give me?
MORTICIA Name it.
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GOMEZ A dance.
MORTICIA Go on.
GOMEZ Many years ago, when you loved me and you wanted to marry me, we came to your father and told him, and he said, "Wonderful, let's go tell your mother." And what did you say?
MORTICIA How could I possibly remember what I -
GOMEZ You said, "No! She'll ask a lot of embarrassing questions and wreck the whole thing."
MORTICIA That's different. My mother was condescending, judgmental, and withholding, and loved nothing more than stirring up trouble.
GOMEZ Uh huh.
MORTICIA (realizes)
Oh God, I've turned into my mother.
GOMEZ And Wednesday is you. Isn't it wonderful?
MORTICIA You did that like a lawyer.
[MUSIC IN]
GOMEZ No, just a husband and a father. Not so easy. In fact, very difficult.
#21 LET'S LIVE BEFORE WE DIE
LET'S LIVE BEFORE WE DIE LET'S LAUGH BEFORE WE CRY
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SCENE FIVE: UNDER THE ADDAMS FAMILY TREE
GOMEZ sits on the swing. He listens to the sounds of the city and park - culminating in a scream and two
gunshots, which relaxes him.
WEDNESDAY crosses furiously, with suitcase and crossbow.
GOMEZ Wednesday!
WEDNESDAY Don't even!
GOMEZ Where do you think you're going, young lady?
WEDNESDAY Away.
GOMEZ Elopement??
WEDNESDAY Daddy, would you just please let me -
GOMEZ No! This is what comes from keeping secrets! If the two of you wanted to get married, you should've -
WEDNESDAY (cutting him off)
There's not gonna be any marriage!
GOMEZ No? Why?
WEDNESDAY He bailed!
GOMEZ What? A breach of promise? An outrage!
WEDNESDAY He thought running away was a bad idea.
GOMEZ On the other hand, he does have a point.
WEDNESDAY I hate him!
GOMEZ Well, it's a beginning. Something to build on.
WEDNESDAY He says he can't live without me, and then he lets me
go. I love him. Why doesn't he love me?
GOMEZ You just said you hated him. Which is it?
WEDNESDAY Both.
GOMEZ Now you've got it.
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GOMEZ: "Where's that hotel guide? Ah! Hotel Merde. Rue de Toilette. Condemned six times by the Board of Health. Not enough. Voila! Hotel Nosferatu. Rating: minus three stars. No windows. No towels. No staff. Bingo! [MUSIC](cont.) The worst hotel in Paris! Get them on the line! Hurry, this is the final round, my friend!"
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œ œ œ Óday would come?
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œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œDid I ev er once ex pect the
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Œartic. sempre
6 ˙ Óworst?
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7 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œDid I ev er dream that I could
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8 œ œ œ Ófeel this way?
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9 œ œ œ œ ¿ œ .œ œDi os mi o, no! This is the
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10 ˙ Ófirst.
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œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œI'm a lat in man and lat in
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œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œEv' ry thing we do is muy sin
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14 ˙ Ócere.
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20NOT TODAY
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Lead ing with a sword as much as
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with a heart,
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17 œ œ œ œ œ œ .œ œ#nev er once was I pre pared to
œœœœ ‰ jœœœœ œœœœ Œ
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18 whear.
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‰ Jœ ‰ Jœ œ ‰ Jœ"Not to day!" She
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spat it in my face.
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21 ‰ Jœ ‰ Jœ œ ‰ Jœ"Not to day!" Not
‰ jœœœ> ‰ jœœœ œœœœ Œ
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22 œ œ œ œ œ œ Œ3
ev en se cond base.
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23 ‰ Jœ ‰ jœ œ ‰ Jœ"Not to day!" The
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24 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œwords I heard her say. "Not to day!
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25 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œNot to day! Not to day."
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œ œ œ œ .œ œ œ œI re mem ber well the day she
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œ œ œ œ œ œ .œ œNo one else had cared e nough to
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Œsimile
33 ˙ Ótry.
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34 œ œ œ œ œ .œ œ œHow did she un co ver all the
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35 .œ œ œ Ójoys in me?œœœœ œœœœ ‰ jœœœœ œœœœ Œ
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36 œ œ œ œ œ .œ œ œAll the ways she pro mised I wouldœœœœœ œœœœœ ‰ jœœœœœ œœœœœ Œ
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37 ˙ Ódie.œœœœœn œœœœœ ‰ jœœœœœ œœœœœ#
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œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œEv 'ry year that pass es, I a
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œ œ œ Ódore her more.
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œ œ œAn y one who knows us would a
œœœœ œœœœ œœœœ œœœœ œœœœ#Œ
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41 ˙ Ógree.
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42 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œShe's my ev 'ry fe ver, flu, and
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43 œ œ ˙ Œcan ker sore.
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44 œ œ œ œ3
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45 wB!
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‰ Jœ ‰ Jœ œ ‰ JœNot to day! I'm
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danc ing on my own.
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48 ‰ Jœ ‰ Jœ œ ‰ JœNot to day! A
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49 œ œ œ œ œ Œdog with out a bone.
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50 ‰ Jœ ‰ jœ œ ‰ JœNot to day! That
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51 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œrot ten ron de let: Not to day!
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52 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œNot to day! Not to day!
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LURCH: [Groans.]GOMEZ: "Is that my call to Paris? It's about time! 'Allo? Hotel Nosferatu? Listen, the future of my marriage is at stake!" [GO ON to ms. 55]
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Piano/Vocal – 4 – 20. Not TodayTOUR [Rev. 3/9/12]
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58 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œneed to get your ghoul ish guar an
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60 œ œ œ# œ œ œ œ œpay if you could say you'd serve my
‰ jœœ ‰ jœœ ‰ jœœ ‰ jœœœ œ# œn œnœ œ# œn œn
cresc. poco a poco
61 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œpe tit de jeu ner from an a
‰ jœœœ ‰ jœœœ ‰ jœœœœ ‰ jœœœœ˙ ˙
œ Œ œ Œ
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62 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œban doned and con demned pa tiss er
‰ jœœœ ‰ jœœœ ‰ jœœœ ‰ jœœœ#˙ ˙
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63 œ Œ ‰ jœ œ œ#ie. I must be
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64 œn œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œclear, don't want to cir cu late mis
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65 œ œ ‰ Jœ œ œno mers. You must have
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67 œ Œ ‰ jœ œ œ#cost. It says right‰ jœœ
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68 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œhere in my new guide I bought from
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69 œ œ ‰ Jœ œ œFrom mer's: That ev en
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^ Œcresc. poco a poco
70 œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œin Ju ly the pipes are thick with
‰ jœœ‰ jœœ
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71 ˙ Ófrost.
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[FESTER enters]FESTER: "Gomez! Gomez! Morticia's leaving!"GOMEZ: "What?"FESTER: "She's at the gate with a valise! It's the end of the family!"[HE grabs his coat from FESTER GO ON to ms. 75a]
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74 œœ#b . œœ.‰ jœœ- œœ. œœ.
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75 œœœœbb .œœœœ.‰ jœœœœ-
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Piano/Vocal – 6 – 20. Not TodayTOUR [Rev. 3/9/12]
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‰ jœ œ œ œ œ œ œIs this the mo ment where I
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84 ‰ jœ œ œ œ œ œ œIs this the mo ment where my
œœœœœœœœ ‰ jœœœœ œœœœ œœœœ ‰ jœœœœ
œœœœ‰ jœœ œœ œœ
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85 œ œ œ œ ˙mar riage vows de cay?
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86 ‰ Jœ œ œ œ œ œ œIs this the mo ment where Mor
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87 œ œ œ œ ˙ti cia runs a way?
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88 Œ ¿ Œ œ œ œNo! Not to day!
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