one dark day at front foot house.
James, I have recently come across some disturbing
information about your activities.
SWEET SALLY
sally, what ever are you
speaking of?! I have been diligent in my work endeavors.
HMPH!
JAMES
JAMES!!! you've been having
relations with my sister..mary jane!!!
SALLY!! sweet mary jane and I have simply
been rehearsing my new play..."kiss me there." I'm flummoxed as to why you would think
else wise.
MARY JANE
don't be a dummy
sally! If I wanted The attention of your
husband I would simply disrobe and display my
ample breasts. He must laugh at night at your sad chest action. ha
ha on you dumb sister sally.
ha ha.
ZOINKS!
you are the dummy Mary jane and you too
james.take that! and this! and this too! don't
forget about this!!!
SHARP KNIFE
and so.......
sweet sally, you are under arrest for the
murder of james mclarge and mary jane
virganality
THE COP
OH BOO HOO, BOO HOO..
offer him services most
delightful sally.
THE DEVIL
OH BOO HOO, BOO HOO..ISN'T THERE SOMETHING I COULD DO TO SWEEP THIS
UNDER THE RUG...OFFICER.
UH SORRY NO.
HA HA HA!!ANOTHER SOUL
FOR THE TAKING!!!
the end
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