a guide to phan
by me
because you’re gonna need it
yay here goes
idk how to make these butoh well yolo i guess
this is dan this is phil
people ship them idk why
i really don’t know why
i have no idea i promise
sometimes dan looks like this and i understand phil i really do
but sometimes i just wat fil wat
wat
awkward empty space hi
phil is just adorable all the time like
also he has really blue eyes wow
so cuteforever alone in this empty space
can u not
dan says he likes vagina
fyi we don’t believe you
lol no
nopety nope nope nope nope
more awkward empty spacewat
dan also rants about how stupid we are
phil just ignores everything
A+ fil A+ so proud of u
really tho*cough* overreacting *cough*
here fil have a star
this is why we don’t believe u dan
this one needs contextbut oh well
like can u not
pls
hi this is awkward
pinof means phil is not on fire btw
we r big fans of pinof because
phan
also amazing dan is good 2
this page is exceedingly empty
another thing that you should know about is the video-that-shall-not-be-named
*cough* v-day video *cough*
basically phil made this video for dan on valentines day
they say it’s a joke i say don’t watch it don’t ask about it don’t question it
pretend u don’t even know it exists
i’m not even gonna post any screencapsit’s too risky
it’s cute and love-y
but here this chick knows shit phanlentine.tumblr.com
now u know all that here is a brief history for u
basically dan was a phil fangirl – fanboy??? – and they talked over the internet and then they met in manchester on the 19th of october and it is a memorable date
actually phil talks about the day they met in the v-day video but don’t watch it anyway
i suggest watching how to befriend ur favorite internet stars or whatever that vid is actually called
ps if you hear someone talking about 2009 phan they basically mean that in 2009 they were more *ahem* open and dan didn’t rant and shit *sigh*
yay!! you r now officially a phan shipper and ucan go browse the tags and read fanfic and shitalso the fanart is good yes
side note don’t read the skin fic
if u want to read good fanfic go read natalie’s stuff or helen’s stuff or georgie’s stuff or xavier’s stuff or emmy’s stuff or gina’s stuff or idk who’s stuff just not mine ‘cause i’m shit
also here’s a tip if u want to read new stuffsearch ‘phanfiction’ then replace the /searchin the top bar by /tagged
that has nothing to do with phan i just really hate the new layout
i think i’m done yothis was fun
my eyes burn from using comic sans for so long
this is total shit yo
i suggest visiting phantaraybecause unlike me she knowswhat she’s doing
phan evidence without the ‘phan is reel!!1’shit yo
and to finish this off on a good note here have a collection of allthe phan stuff i have saved on my computer yaay
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