Powerful Punctuation
Powerful Punctuation
Why its important to get it right!
Lets eat Grandma!
Grandma is on the menu.
Punctuation can kill . . .
Lets eat, Grandma!
That comma just saved Grandma from becoming dinner.
Punctuation can also save lives,
A clerical error in 2006 may have cost Italian airline Alitalia
a massive $7.72 million USD. According to reports the airline
mistakenly advertised a flight from Toronto to Cyprus for the cut
price fee of $39 instead of $3,900. By the time the error was
discovered 2,000 tickets had been sold and the airline was forced
to honor the price.
Cheap trip!
The Dear John punctuation example is a very commonly used story
about a man who received a beautiful letter from his loved one. In
the letter his girlfriend spelled out, in no uncertain terms, how
much she loved and adored John and it was clear to anyone reading
her words that she couldn't live without him. Or could she?
I love thee . . . or maybe not
Dear John:I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are
generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to
being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I
yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I
can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?Jane
Would you be happy to get this letter if you loved John?
Dear John,I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Jane
Would you be happy to get THIS letter if you loved John?
Punctuation is not really that important, right? WRONG! It's
very important, and a tiny, misplaced comma or question mark or
period can cost millions of dollars or break someone's heart or
save someones life!
Punctuation is powerful!