I’ve got an idea!!! Let’s play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!
I will choose rock…
YOU WON’T KNOW WHICH!!!
Dude… Say it, don’t spray it!!
Whatever.
Let’s play.
Saddam: ROCK!!!
Judge: Two Papers!
What the Hell is “Two Papers”???
Judge: Two papers are better. Two papers cover rock TWICE! Your rock ain’t going nowhere!
I got your “two papers” right here! Now play serious!
Judge: Ok, one paper.
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR!. HAHAAHAAAHA!! Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always
Judge: “Tiger Hand”??? There’s no such thing!!!
Ask Tariq!!! Tariq knows “Tiger Hand”!!!
Tariq Aziz: Saddam is correct. “Tiger Hand” always beats paper.
YO! I’m sayin’ bro…
You probably don’t even know “Pen Missile”!!!
Judge: “Pen Missile”???
NYERRRRMMM….
PEN MISSILE!!!!!!!
Judge: That’s it, I’m not playing anymore! There’s no such thing as “Tiger Hand” or “Pen Missile” You’re
just making shit up…
That’s it!!! You’re going on my list!!