“Who Would Win in a Fight?”
A bulletin board by
Andrew CrossonResident AssistantSamford University
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT
NinjaPros:
•Ancient warrior training•Swords, stars, nun chuck skills•Masks•Stealth•Zen focus
Cons:•No technology•No armor•Uncommon
PiratePros:
•Resourceful•Guns and swords
•(sometimes hooks)•Land & Sea
Cons:•Usually has adisease•Not stealthy•No armor
BarneyRonald
McDonald
Pros:•Large•A dinosaur•Birthing hips
Cons:•Purple•Only hangs out with kids•Slow
Pros:•Successful entrepreneur•Huge feet
Cons:•Makes people fat•Is friends with the Hamburgler
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Pros:•Expert martial arts•Flying kicks•Asian
Cons:•Small•No gun•No jokes
Pros:•Bearded
•Some martial arts•Texan
Cons:•Texas Ranger•Does workout
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The Hulk
Juggernaut
Pros:•Unstoppable when in motion•Professor X’s stepbrother•Not a mutantCons:•Not a mutant•Susceptible to telepathy without helmet
Cons:•Uncontrollable•Rips clothes every time he changes
Pros:•Super strength•Ripped muscles•Uses rage/anger
The Incredibles
Pros:•5 members•Cool uniforms•Varied abilities
Cons:•Haven’t been together long•One’s a baby.•No martial arts training.
Raiden(Mortal Kombat)
Pros:•Lightning power•Teleportation •Martial Arts
Cons:•Old • Weak
Pros:•Strength in Numbers
•Throwable eggs•Can poop you into an egg
Cons:•Weak when alone
•Childish
Yoshi Team