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DISCLAIMERSome secrets to getting a good grade:
• Eat cough drops (contains guanine, a legal stimulant found in Redbull)• Sleep and sleep some more.• Pray. I always pray before anything big happens.• Take lost of deep breaths. In fact, walk around and shout.• Drink lots of water. See next bullet.• Ten minute bathroom break—(procrastination)• Eat lots of sugar (i.e. Coke). Brain runs on sugar.• Snooze off before the test (refreshes memory, improves performance)
– Hey, if it worked on Brian, why not?
• If your head hurts, squeeze and bang hard (works for me).• Tell Ms. Zapanta you will fail. Groan in agony, fall down on the floor.
– (effectively arouses sympathy)
• (!) Please do not rely on this PowerPoint.– This PowerPoint will not help. Its just a review, OK?
Note: the last suggestion is very important.