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Alder and Dash
By Caroline Tatton-Brown
I am really bored being at Scare
School.
We should go on vacation. How about
spooky Island? That sounds spooky!
When should we go – at 11.30pm?
When we ditch school
“What about the students? Hmm we will get a really mean headmaster when we go. It will give them misery I like it.”
How will we find a
Headmaster?
How about we use the spooky phone?
Hmm Alder we don’t know the phone number.
We’ll make it up like 866334492110 Alder you’re a
genius.
Ok can we just ring them now .
Hello this is Grumpy Pants How
can I help?
Ok so we will dial 86633448216 is
that the right the number ?
Hi I am Dash we were just wondering if you can look after Scare School when we go on holidays.
Do you want me to make the students’
gross dinners and no candy or anything yummy and make
them go to bed really early and give them punishment when
they are being friendly?
OK
I will come first thing and have a spooky time .
Oh I am so happy that we are going to spooky Island
said Alder. And the students have to stay at
school we won’t get them anything at all it will be all
for us.We will have the best time ever. It is an awesome idea
Dash, two tickets to Spooky Island.
It will cost $10
ok.
Oh where is my monster
money?
Oh take better care of your money and this wouldn’t
happen.Oh it’s here it just fell on the
floor.
Curse you monster money. Please can you just pay
now? Sorry about my little
brother he is a bit slow at the moment.
OK I get that all the time just sibling
twins Thank you so much!
Have a spooky night.
But you started it by losing our
money.
But that was not the idea to take money. But you picked today to go on holiday
you’re the one who wanted to buy drinks and
candy blood worms.
Oh thanks Alder for wasting our time back
here but you didn’t take much care of your
monster money .
Look we will never get there bickering
No you did
I hope you’re happy now listen.
“Attention Alder and Dash the plane to Spooky Island is going in 10 minutes. Please get your body to the scary plane now or you will
miss your plane
You know the monster way by
scaring them they will be so scared we will
have all the money in the wide world.First we will creep beside
them while you get the money I will shout out
boo!
It works you got lots of
money and best thing is we have got the whole plane to
ourselves cool! Let’s get some
candy bloodworms
and let’s watch scary TV.
How are we
going to do that?
Alder just get
the monster
money.
I still don’t get it.
Then we will take
someone’s
money.
But I always
get hard
parts.
No you always get the easy
parts.
No I
come with plans while you follow
them.
AAARH!!
Oh look there is a person with some money come on let’s scare him on the count of 3 shout Boo! Ok
123 Boo!
I still don’t get it.
But how do we turn it on oh Alder don’t be a nincompoop
you just turn the TV
on with the remote.
Numskull there is nothing scary on this
nincompoop TV.Oh look this fat green
ghost oh no it’s Kibosh why is he on
TV. He is just the king
underworld he thinks he is cool.
We are better than he is too bad he is not getting anything from
us.
Alder and Dash what
are you doing on the plane?We are going You two are supposed to be at Scare School not goofing off
on a holiday.
on holiday to
Spooky Island and
you’re not
invited
We can do what to Mr fat green ghost.
You two are going to be in big trouble if you do not
come back to Scare School.
Oh yeah and who is going to stop us.Well you can’t
anyway we’re in
the plane Dash just turn the
TV off
Don’t you dare turn this TV back on ha-ha
We can’t hear you.
What do you mean you
have two ears.
Because we have ear ache from listening to
you we have just wasted our lovely time watching TV goodbye Mr fat green ghost.
Attention the plane is about to
land in 10 minutes so place your seat belts on while we
land the plane.Hooray we’re at Spooky Island.
Welcome
guests to Spooky
island.
This place is awesome we will first book a hotel to stay in.
How about Spooky Paradise hotel? It is a first class hotel that means
we get awesome beds, giant TV, giant bean bags and room
service.So you don’t have to get food or drinks we just relax in paradise.
This place looks beautiful there’s even paddle ball
yay! I can play my paddle ball. Oh
Dash look there is a painting set.
Oh awesome can we do some fabric
painting? This is the best hotel in the whole wide world that we
have ever seen in our lives. Lets go
and check in.
Hello I am Mrs Spooky
Cupcake how can I help you
two.
Hi I am Alder and this is Dash. We
would like to book in to
Spooky Paradise hotel and get room service.
Yes you may but there are some important rules in Spooky Paradise
hotel. Rule number one no pets especially no Dogs.
I hope you don’t have any pets with you.
Oh no we don’t have
any pets here.
Good I hope so Rule number two no sneaking out at night because we
don’t want anybody sneaking things in they think because it’s night time we can’t see anything but we have
security cameras everywhere especially by the door no can get past
without getting caught by us only brave people can try but it won’t
work. Don’t let me catch any of you going out only in the day time. Rule number three there is no watching
TV after 8 30pm because other people can’t sleep
Do you both get
my rules?
Yes Mrs Spooky
Cupcake.
Now here is your room key
your room number is 333
on the right side of the hallway.
Can you please
carry our bags to our
room.
Why would I want to.
Because our tentacles are not made for walking up the stairs that’s why. You can carry our
food, drinks, toys, clothes, toothpaste, toothbrush, bath things
and our camera too.
We would like to order candy blood
worms, eyeballs in fruit flavours, worms in goo, and fresh drained west cakes and chocolate frogs. Bring a bell to our room so we can ring you when we want things
because we need a break from being headmasters of Scare School and we
don’t need to worry about getting
ourselves food and drinks
Ok please leave, good day I said
please leave goodbye.
Don’t worry Dash we are never getting caught by Mrs
Cupcake we will just go out
the window.
But what’s it like down there, scary?
We are so going there we should go
visit our ankles (aunt) uncle um Dash what is it?
Are they going to remember us?
We are their nephews they will probably
remember us as their sweet little Alder and Dash. When we were
little kids.
Let’s go but what if Mrs Scary Cupcake catches
us? Alder you nincompoop It’s only at night time we are not
allowed out.
Oh my sweet little
Alder and Dash. We are so happy to see our
nephews. So you two are having a rest from being headmaster of
Scare School.
It is really hard work teaching students to scare fleshies escaping Casper is
a trouble maker.Because he is too friendly
and listens to teachers.
But my Alder and Dash can handle hard
stuff!
So would you like to have
some fun? How about scaring
fleshies?
Yes we will scare them so they will never come to Spooky Island we will go in teams.
We can’t go in teams because we are stuck together.
So Alder how was it getting
here?It was really
stressful; we had
trouble at the airport.
Why what happened?
Dash didn’t put his monster money in a
safe place so the Money fell on the floor. Then Dash
blamed me for not putting the money somewhere safe.
Then he said it was my idea that we go on holiday that day and it was my idea
that we take money to buy things.
I am sorry to hear that I am sure Dash won’t be that bossy now
that he is on holiday. He is probably just really tired. You
should go back to your hotel now because it is really late. You
growing boys need lots of rest. You have got a big day tomorrow
enjoying time back at Spooky Island.
Oh there is a cute little black
poodle. Do you think he has an owner
with him?
Hello I am Cheese, what are
your names?
My name is Alder and this Dash.
What lovely names you have.
We just noticed your cute poodle he is so adorable, what is his name?
His name is poly but his but his real name is Private. We call him poly for short. He is a medium black poodle.
Would like to look after my dog?
We would
love to.
Here is his collar and his favourite toy duck and his
dog food.
What time do you
want him back?
How about 10.30
Sounds cool.
Give this food to
him twice a
day.
Thank you Alder now
we are stuck with
a dog.
If he causes any trouble we will just
take him back.
Who is going to do that take him
back.Never mind we will just keep an
eye on him.
How do you think we will get into our room with a dog didn’t you listen to Mrs
Scary cupcake rule 1 no pets
especially dogs thanks we are
stuck with a pet.
It’s your idea that we take care of the
dog.No it was your idea you did
it.
No you did it you nincompoop.
You nincompoopYou nincompoop
If we keep arguing they will know if we sneak
out.Then we can’t let them see that we have a dog
with us.
What can we do? We can just hide him in our robe.The dog is not going to fit in here.
He’s not that big.
Ok here fine!
And what do you think
you’re doing?We are just going to our room.
You are keeping
something from me
aren’t you?
No we just got some fresh air.
You two sneaked outside what
were you doing outside?
Just visiting our Ankles. And you did
not take a dog home with you?
Definitely not just a funny
story. For a second I thought you said that that you did take a
dog. What you took a dog with you! Oh boy its trouble you two are going to be in. Time out for not listening to the
rules when I tell you.
Ok Skipper Take Alder and Dash to the time out room for 11 minutes and your dog will be kept outside all night.
But, but
No buts say
goodbye to your
dog!
Bye, no
Oh no! Ok that’s just fine for us we
would like some
chocolate mousse and some wine with
bubbles and some movies too
thanks.
This place is awesome Dash. We should go to the spooky gift shop for some souvenirs. How about a spy ball? So we
can spy on the students. They
will not no what it is.
Excellent I dare you Alder I know it would
be good fun. What about the dog
then? We will take the dog
back.
But how what if we
get caught?
We are not going to get caught if we hurry we could just say we are
going to the playground.
I know it’s just an
excuse to get out of here.
You just don’t get it Alder. Just follow the plan.
How come you
always come up
with plans?
Because I am just a quicker thinker
than you.
No I am better than you
It takes you 2
hours just to
remember the plan
No you are the one who get confused
with instructions.
No you.
No you.
No you too.
No you too.
Look it will
take four hours if we
keep fighting we will never
get out of
there.
But you started
saying your better at thinking
than I am.
Ok then you come up with the plans and see if you are
smarter than me.
Which of course it will be me that’s
smarter.
No it will not
be you it is going to
be me.
Fine you have four weeks to
prove that you’re smarter than me.
Fine!
Fine!We will start in
the morning
at 10 am.