NEW RESIDENT IN WEST EGGBy Katherine Shouldis and Dantee Solomon

eaST AND WEST EGG TIMESThis past summer, a new

West Egg resident has been throwing many wild, extravagant parties. Mysterious newcomer Jay Gatsby, mid 30’s, has had numerous parties throughout the summer. Apparently Gatsby has recently come into a good amount of money and bought an enormous gothic style mansion in West Egg. It has been

been reported by an unnamed source that Gatsby plans a party,

excessive drinking and authorities had to be called 3 times. The Times has not had the privilege of speaking to Gatsby, however our source has said that Gatsby is relaxed at the parties and seems un amused by all the craziness and partying. Little is known about Gatsby except that he supposedly attended Oxford, comes from San Francisco and spent a little time in the war. Apparently there will be another party soon to close out the summer. And when it happens, the Times will be sure to have the scoop!

“GATSBY IS NOT A PARTY GUY” SAYS OUR SOURCE, “HE RARELY DRINKS AT THE PARTIES AND IF

HE DOES ITS ONE GLASS OF WINE.”

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