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ISU Speducators, Class of 2006) proudly offers for your viewing pleasure...Those Quotable SpEd Profs
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“Chad”
“Pat”
SpEd
Hello, for your personal safety it is recommended that you fasten your seatbelt and keep all arms and legs inside
of the vehicle.
No one is really responsible for any injuries that may occur during the viewing of this presentation.
“…It’s hard. You never would come up with it on your
own. Remember- I’m wise.”
“…But please don’t do it on a night when I’m looking particularly
vulnerable.”
“As a thinking adult- on most days....”
“Let’s hear it for group three! I really feel we
should be revved up, like when selling Mary Kay
cosmetics or something!”
“…It was like I had little red flags
whopping me over the head!”
“I really like that phrase. I
don’t know what it means.”
?
“I taught on the ICN for 7000 years- slight
exaggeration.”
“I think this might be a transpositional
problem.”
“It’s a program called The Explosive Child, y’all can learn
to become one.”
Did your professor say ukulele today?
“Did you notice my un-baffled face?”
“I was at the U of I getting my PhD, which
shows what low standards they have….”
“…and they still marched. Very unruly
words.”
On the “marching words” story:
“…Like a Southern Baptist Minister at a
revival.”
“That way you’re not
schizophrenic remembering
which practicum you’re in.”
“Who in here is a science major?”
“Bless her little
pea-pickin’ heart!”
“I’m about to utter something I
consider to be semi-profound.”
“I need like two pots of coffee to talk about that.”
What exactly was “that” again?
Catoneaster
“I feel like we should just sit and
flap and rock.”
“This next section will be known as
the brilliant lecture section.”
“Apparently I show my colors too often.”
“…And then we’ll be
done for the evening.
Don’t clap.”
Finagle?
1. To obtain or achieve by indirect, usually deceitful methods: finagle a day off from work.
2. To cheat; swindle: shady stockbrokers who finagle their clients out of fortunes.
v. intr. To use crafty, deceitful methods.
“I tuned myself out.”
“Natalie?”
“Umm Naomi, but that’s okay.”
“Well, you’re an n word!”
“It was just horrible! I mean really bad!”
“I’m going to talk to a
therapist in the
morning about that.”
“…higgly-piggly….”
“I’m going to engage you in discussion and you will be engaged in discussion.
Forty-two minutes of brilliant discussion!”
4 words:
Dr. Carlson’s music final
“I passed by the skin of my flippin’ teeth!”
“I apologize for the general nature of that
question.”
“Excuse me, I’m going to exercise a little
proximity control.”
“If there were an Olympics, I’d earn the gold every flippin’ time
for procrastination”
“What do you mean by, ‘Getting out early’?”
“How do you know all this?”
“Because I’m a very smart man.”
And at your request:
“I’ll lay ya dollars to donuts _______.”
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