a loaf of bread can be “sliced” many different ways

I wonder what my full potential is? I’m just a loaf of bread...

I could become...

The Value of Bread

If I have a loaf of bread and need a hammer to build a shed, I will find someone who has a hammer and is hungry.

Now my loaf of bread is worth a shed that I can use to smoke meat that I can trade for money that I can use to buy a car.

So my bread is worth a car!

smoked meat

hmm...

http://thesecretyumiverse.wonderhowto.com/how-to/13-non-edible-uses-for-bread-0139035/

Bread as a TIME MANAGEMENT TOOL

When making bread, it takes about 45 minutes for the first rise.

You have time to throw in load of laundry and vacuum while the dough rises.

The second rise takes another 45 minutes, so you can dry your load of laundry and clean the bathroom.

While the bread is baking you have time to fold the laundry.

By the time the bread is out of the oven, not only do you have a clean house, you have something delicious to eat.

The timer

is set…

  METAPHOR

bread & butter :: value – depends on how hungry you are or what your default position is

bread as the body of Christ :: value – salvation but varies according to the denomination

breadbasket :: value – varies according to grain prices or gastrointestinal factors

breaking bread :: value – friendship!

bread (money) :: value – varies according to the denomination

breadwinner :: value – depends on income  

so many possibilities...

DIVINIATIONaleuromancy: from wikipedia – the use of flour for divination. The word comes from the Greek aleuron, meaning flour, and manteia, meaning divination. In its original form, slips of paper containing philosophical writings would be baked inside of cakes or cookies, which would then be distributed to those wishing their fortunes to be told. Similarly, the Greeks would bake slips of paper with sentences on them inside of balls of flour, mix the balls nine times, and distribute them. Modern fortune cookies are a variant on these forms of divination.

alphitomancy: from wikipedia -- is a form of divination involving barley cakes or loaves of barley bread. When someone in a group was suspected of a crime, the members of the group would be fed barley cakes or slices of barley bread. Supposedly, the guilty party would get indigestion, while all others would feel well.

I could be a BAND!!! BREAD :: the archetypal soft rock band

13 songs on Billboard Hot 100 :: 1970 -1977Live Onstage 1977 -- www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhmvbywbAo4

I love soft rock!

  Christmas Thief Steals 'Nun Bun'

cinnamon bun = Mother Teresa = stolen 

I could become

something worth

stealing!

hmm...

I guess my value

added proposition

is bigger than I

thought it was.

I’m going to

be...