16TH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW10.10.14

CURRENT SITUATION

- UPWARD TREND !

- MARRIAGE LICENSE SECURE IN FIRE PROOF SAFE !

- OFFSPRING HAPPY & HEALTHY !

- OPEN MALE/FEMALE FLATULENCE HIGHLY TOLERATED

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CURRENT SITUATION

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1994 DODGE SHADOW

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$5256 CREDIT CARD IN DEBT

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PARENT’S BASEMENT

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MEMPHIS.

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YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS

16 ROTATIONS AROUND THIS

YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS

APPROX. 13,140 OF THESE

YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS

THIS HAS BEEN SAID APPROX. 12,000 TIMES

YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS

WE’VE MADE APPROX. 4,296 OF THESE.

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WE’VE DONE THIS TIMES.

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YOU’VE DONE THIS 0* TIMES.

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*TO MY KNOWLEDGE

YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS

BY LAND, AIR AND SEA, WE HAVE TRAVELLED APPROX. 642,000 MILES TOGETHER.

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