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At the doctor's...
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out
if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1........"
A boy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh!
I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"