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Top Quotes from Dad’s heard at parties…
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We are going to entertain you with some funny quotes that Dad’s say during parties. https://youtu.be/Eh7uHQ46dlg
The stage was set for Beth to have her 15th birthday party and everyone was excited.
Everyone, including Beth’s father who was also very nervous. He wanted his daughter’s
birthday to be special as everyone else did. He helped decorate the room, went on a
very important gift hunt for his little girl and did as much as he could to ensure that her
birthday would be a time to remember. After weeks of planning the celebration, the table
and decorations were flowing gently in the breeze, the cake is perfectly frosted and the
guests arrive with smiles and the finishing touches to an incredible day. Everyone is
sitting around, while Beth is opening her gifts and the room is quiet, Beth’s dad blurts out
“Holy Crispy Critters your parents spent a fortune on that!” and Beth sinks into a cloud of
pure embarrassment.
Sometimes dads say the most random things. At the Wow
Factory we’ve heard just about everything. Here’s some common
and not-so-common quotes we’ve heard coming from the lips of
our hairiest members of the family…Dad.
“Lefty loosey, righty tighty”
“Don’t tell your mother”
“The Cleveland Browns will win the Superbowl this year.”
“Did she really get that big?”
“Wow son, who gave you that gift? It’s going to take 4 hours to
put it together.”
“I was with the twelve disciples. After my wife sees this bill this
will be my last supper!”
“Billy, here’s the keys, you drive. You’re old enough, right?”
“Money is that thing you’ll never see. But hear us parents
always talk about.”
“How long is that return line usually?”
“Go wash your upper lip.”
“You have no idea how long it took me to order that online”
“I shop at the biggest store in the world. Amazon.”
“What’s the return on that puppy?”https://youtu.be/Eh7uHQ46dlg
“Leggos again son, my left foot is still recovering from the last
time I stepped on them.”
Your mother is right, even when she is wrong.”
“We were grateful to get an orange for Christmas”
“Can we return the Leggos, for something else?”
“Don’t tell your grandmother”
“Were You Raised in a Barn?”
“Tell your sister to stop dancing like Beyoncé. “
“I know it’s your birthday, but your mother asked me what kind of
cake I wanted.”
While you can’t always blame the fathers knowing how to refrain from saying certain
things or anything or that matter. But that’s part of what makes them who they are. We
love dad no matter how goofy, corny or random the words are that may come out of their
mouth.
Nonetheless, we hope you enjoyed a little poke at the pops, but we love our Dads and
would like to hear from you!
What are your funny dad quotes? We’d love for you to share with the readers.
Looking for a great place to have a indoor birthday party filled with activities and fun things to do in South Florida?
Contact us and we will set you up with a memorable birthday
package.
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VIDEO VERSION QUOTES DAD’S SAY AT PARTIES
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