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My life as an alien
or a day in the life of a mother without a work visa
bugger
50 miraculous minutes later………..
Well that’s just silly
Do you have your bus passes?
Out the gate…….we live in
a gated community you know
Drop Sabine off at school
Back through very exclusive gate
Drop George off at school
Right, back at home, will obviously do heaps of jobs now
Should definitely do something about this……
And this …….
Oh goodie, phones ringing………
Was Elaina
Oh is that the time? Off to read stories to Sabine’s class
Now to supermarket…. This is fascinating, isn’t it?
Whoopsy, always seem to end up here
Then I go here to buy musical instruments for my babies
Purchases all purchased.
Time to head home
Through gate…… and home. Now I’m hungry
Right, definitely should NOT eat this…..
Should absolutely eat this instead….
30 seconds later……..
Right should definitely do something about this…..
But this looks nicer…….
30 minutes later……..
Oh my goodness, is that the time?Time to pick George up
Then home
Pick up my Georgie and then…….
A sweetie for my sweetie
Hang out with George and then, Oh, is that the time?
Waiting in the car line for the “drive through pick up your child service” at school.
Everything is drive through here ………which is lucky for me because…..
Line’s moving now, oh there’s my girl
Home again with new thingy
Oh dear
What would you like for dinner?
Absolutely not! No way.
Eat dinner, bath kids brush teeth blah blah blah.
Goodnight sweet girl….
Good night precious boy…..
Hello wine
Oh, here’s Davy home
30 seconds later…….
Right, off to go clubbing with Jlo and Beyonce.
First will set alarm for six. Will definitely get up and do yoga and sit ups etc tomorrow morning
Just five more minutes
Bugger