Plastic BagsPlastic BagsAnd How They WillAnd How They Will

Destroy The Earth As You Destroy The Earth As You Know ItKnow It

- Tyler Williams- Tyler Williams

Take a LookTake a Look

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The BagThe Bag

This item will ultimately be the end of the This item will ultimately be the end of the world, and there is little you can do to stop world, and there is little you can do to stop it.it.

The CreationThe Creation

These Plastic Bags are made from the These Plastic Bags are made from the same materials that brought you global same materials that brought you global warming via the greenhouse effect – warming via the greenhouse effect – That’s right, Polyethylene, a derivative of That’s right, Polyethylene, a derivative of natural gas and petroleum.natural gas and petroleum.

These are the same catastrophic These are the same catastrophic chemicals that kill innocent penguins and chemicals that kill innocent penguins and polar bears annually by the glacier-full.polar bears annually by the glacier-full.

These chemicals are These chemicals are

manufactured and manufactured and polymerized, then stamped out polymerized, then stamped out into shape to create the poison into shape to create the poison of the earth known as plastic of the earth known as plastic bags.bags.

And after being pressed/cut And after being pressed/cut into the proper shape these into the proper shape these bags are transported to the bags are transported to the stores in which you shop, stores in which you shop, waiting for you to aid them in waiting for you to aid them in their goal of worldwide chaos.their goal of worldwide chaos.

The GoalThe GoalThe bags use you. They want you to think The bags use you. They want you to think

that you are utilizing their industrial-that you are utilizing their industrial-strength for good, that you are actually strength for good, that you are actually making your life easier by using them.making your life easier by using them.

The majority of the population actually The majority of the population actually believes this, and is blissfully ignorant to believes this, and is blissfully ignorant to the subtle, and inherently evil plan.the subtle, and inherently evil plan.

Most humans ‘use’ these bags to carry Most humans ‘use’ these bags to carry groceries, and some go as far as re-using groceries, and some go as far as re-using them as trash bags, bags to carry lunch or them as trash bags, bags to carry lunch or clothes in, and many other uses.clothes in, and many other uses.

This delay in their life cycle from birth to This delay in their life cycle from birth to the ultimate goal of worldwide destruction the ultimate goal of worldwide destruction is often miniscule and barely noticeable in is often miniscule and barely noticeable in their life cycle.their life cycle.

Recognize any Similarities?Recognize any Similarities?

Look. Look.

Closer.Closer.

How You Can Slow The ProgressHow You Can Slow The Progress

After reaching the end of their use, only After reaching the end of their use, only about 7% of these bags are truly recycled about 7% of these bags are truly recycled after their full intended use and re-use.after their full intended use and re-use.

The 93% of bags that don’t get recycled The 93% of bags that don’t get recycled were probably in the hands of people who were probably in the hands of people who hate you and every other living, breathing hate you and every other living, breathing thing on this planet.thing on this planet.

Sorry BuddySorry Buddy

How You Can Slow Their Progress How You Can Slow Their Progress cont.cont.

By sending these bags back to a recycling By sending these bags back to a recycling facility, you delay their ability to travel to facility, you delay their ability to travel to their ultimate resting place of mass their ultimate resting place of mass destruction, increasing the amount of time destruction, increasing the amount of time your children have to live before they are your children have to live before they are subject to the rains of poisonous fire come subject to the rains of poisonous fire come down to deliver the retribution of ignorance down to deliver the retribution of ignorance that your generation has been asking forthat your generation has been asking for

The Plastic Bag’s Ultimate GoalThe Plastic Bag’s Ultimate Goal

The Plastic Bags want to get to one place, The Plastic Bags want to get to one place, where they can plot their doomsday where they can plot their doomsday events that are soon to come. They collect events that are soon to come. They collect in one area, brought from your hands into in one area, brought from your hands into the writhing grasps of the ocean.the writhing grasps of the ocean.

Great Pacific Garbage PatchGreat Pacific Garbage Patch

That big vat of poison and death that your That big vat of poison and death that your plastic bag wants you to deliver it to plastic bag wants you to deliver it to unknowingly is going to kill everything.unknowingly is going to kill everything.

The plastics that end up here are The plastics that end up here are decomposing into poisonous materials decomposing into poisonous materials harming all life forms nearby, and it is harming all life forms nearby, and it is constantly expanding, currently visible constantly expanding, currently visible from space.from space.

The PatchThe Patch

Soon enough the garbage patch will Soon enough the garbage patch will develop sentient thought and begin develop sentient thought and begin invading beaches as it already has started invading beaches as it already has started to, leading all out warfare upon future to, leading all out warfare upon future generations.generations.

The AttackThe Attack

These poisonous groups of garbage will These poisonous groups of garbage will lay siege to all, and the environmentalists lay siege to all, and the environmentalists will die happy knowing that they told us so, will die happy knowing that they told us so, but were too weak to overpower the but were too weak to overpower the American greed that got us into this mess. American greed that got us into this mess. A mess in which everything dies, and A mess in which everything dies, and plastic is left to rule the worldplastic is left to rule the world

What You Can Learn From ThisWhat You Can Learn From This

Biggest moral of the story is that you need Biggest moral of the story is that you need to recycle, re-use, and recycle again. to recycle, re-use, and recycle again. These plastic materials are very These plastic materials are very dangerous and you don’t want to get on dangerous and you don’t want to get on their bad side.their bad side.

Consider the childrenConsider the children

If Only He knew…If Only He knew…

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