THE HOLLINTERS GO CAMPINGTHE HOLLINTERS GO CAMPING

Heather:  I WAS REALLY TIRED THIS MORNINGHeather:  MAH BRAIN DOES ODD THINGS WHEN I'M TIREDHeather:  AND I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE GEN A. KIDS ON A CARTRIPHeather:  AND THE CHAOS IT WOULD EVENTUALLY ENSUE INJune:  LOLHeather:  ARTEMIS WOULD DRIVEHeather:  ANDY WOULD STEAL THE PASSENGER SEATHeather:  LEAVING ALAN AND ARISTA CRAMMED INTO TEH BACKJune:  "SHOTGUN!"Heather:  YES!Heather:  THERE WOULD BE A RACE OR SHITHeather:  ARTEMIS HIDING IN TEH FRONT SEATHeather:  AVOIDING TEH VIOLENCEJune:  THE ORIGIN OF SHOTGUN: "*GUY W/ SHOTGUN* THE FRONT SEAT IS MINE, BITCH!"Heather:  YESH, LOLHeather:  WAT WOULD ANDY USE AS A WEAPON?Heather:  TO ENSURE THE FRONT SEAT WAS HERS?June:  HMMHeather:  NOT ANYTHING *TOO* DANGEROUSJune:  YESHHeather:  THEY HAD TO MEET AT ART’S HOUSEHeather:  SHE MADE THE CHILDRUN STAY INSIDE

June:  SHE'D JUMP HER COMPETITORSHeather:  SO THEY WOULDN'T LEARN ANY NEW WORDS FROM ANDYHeather:  YESHHeather:  LOLHeather:  THE KIDS WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYEHeather:  ORLANDO IS SCARED THAT THEY'LL GET HURTJune:  LMAOHeather:  EVENTUALLY ANDY IS IN TEH PASSENGER SEATHeather:  ARTEMIS STILL COWERING BEHIND THE WHEELJune:  POOR ARTHeather:  SHE WAVES GOODBYEHeather:  AND THEY TAKE OFFHeather:  ANDY WILL NOT DECIDE ON A RADIO STATIONHeather:  IT IS PISSING ARISTA OFFHeather:  SHE HAS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF NICE POINTS, EXCLUDING ANDYHeather:  (7 IF UR WONDERING)June:  LOLHeather:  ANDY SOMEHOW GOT ONEHeather:  I WAS LIKE "WUT?"June:  "CHOOSE A DAMN STATION ALREADY!!!" ARISTA SAYSHeather:  ANDY FINALLY SETTLES ON ONEHeather:  DEAD! COMES ONHeather:  ANDY SINGS ALONG

June:  YAYHeather:  ARTEMIS WANTS TO CHANGE TEH STATIONHeather:  ANDY WON'T LET HERHeather:  ALAN IS TRYING TO SLEEPJune:  LOL ALANHeather:  IT IS NOT WORKINGHeather:  ARISTA IS TRYING TO WRITEHeather:  ONLY THE RIDE IS BUMPYJune:  SHE IS GETTING FRUSTRATEDHeather:  YESHHeather:  SHE YELLS AT ARTHeather:  ART LOSES ITJune:  OH MANHeather:  "EVERYONE STFU!"Heather:  EVERYONE IS STUNNED INTO TEMPORARY SILENCEHeather:  ANDY WAS NOT AWARE THAT ARTEMIS SWOREJune:  OOHHeather:  LOLHeather:  ANDY CHANGES THE RADIO STATION AGAINHeather:  DEAD! IS OVER AND SOME SHITTY SONG CAME ONJune:  NUUUUJune:  OH DEAD!, WE HARDLY KNEW YE.Heather:  LOLHeather:  THEY ARE ON A SEMI-BUSY ROAD

Heather:  ANDY IS TRYING TO CHECK OUT GUYSHeather:  ART IS EMBARRASSED June:  LOLHeather:  "ANDY. TURN. AROUND." SHE HISSESJune:  THAT'S SO AWKWARD.June:  SRSLYHeather:  ARISTA IS MILDLY AMUSEDHeather:  "WHAT DO YOU DO? SEDUCE EVERY GUY THAT WALKS PAST YOUR HOUSE?"Heather:  "NO." ANDY SEZJune:  LOLHeather:  "I HAS STANDARDS YOU KNOW."June:  xDDDDDDDDDDDDHeather:  MAKE NOTE OF THAT PEOPLEZHeather:  ANDY HAS STANDARDZJune:  O RLY, I NEVAR WOULD HAVE GUESSEDHeather:  YA RLYHeather:  ANDY SUDDENLY SEES PYXISJune:  OSHITHeather:  SO SHE MAKES A RUDE HAND GESTURE AT HIMHeather:  ART IS HORRIFIEDHeather:  IF SHE DID NOT HAVE HER HANDS FULL WITH DRIVING SHE WOULD HAVE STRANGLED ANDYHeather:  BECAUSE ART DOESN'T REALLY KNOW PYXIS

Heather:  ANDY DOESN'T MENTION HIM TO ARTJune:  BISBY'S EXPRESSIVE SINGLE DIGIT!Heather:  YESJune:  LOL OOTSHeather:  HAHA, YES YESHeather:  ANDY WANTS TO KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOINGJune:  "ARE WE THERE YET?"Heather:  IDK THOHeather:  WHERE WOULD THEY GO?June:  "WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!!"June:  HMM I DUNNOHeather:  CAMPING?June:  LOL YESHeather:  I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW THAT WOULD GOJune:  BADLY?Heather:  ANDY IS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD AND A TEENAGER AT THE SAME TIME ON A CAR TRIPHeather:  FIRST SHE ASKS ANNOYING QUESTIONSJune:  xDDDDDDDDDDDDHeather:  THEN SHE ACTS LIKE A TEENAGERHeather:  PLAYING WITH THE RADIOHeather:  SINING ALONGHeather:  SWEARING WHEN SHE'S BOREDHeather:  SHE IS PLAYING A MINI-GAME

June:  LOL ANDYHeather:  SEEING WHICH WORD WILL BOTHER ART THE MOSTHeather:  ALAN HAS PUT HIS EAR BUDS TO GOOD USEJune:  LOLHeather:  HE AND ART HAS TEN NICE POINTSHeather:  SO I DUN THINK THEY WOULD LIKE SWEARING VERY MUCHHeather:  HMMHeather:  WAT IS ARISTA DOING DURING ALL THIS?June:  TRYING TO WRITE?Heather:  YESHHeather:  ANDY IS ANNOYING HERHeather:  SHE HAS THREATENED TO STRANGLE HER ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS Heather:  ANDY JUST MADE MOAR HAND GESTURES June:  LOLHeather:  AND TURNED THE RADIO UPJune:  EXPRESSIVE DIGITS FTFWHeather:  YESHeather:  ART IS ANNOYEDHeather:  THE RADIO IS MUCH TOO LOUDHeather:  "TURN IT DOWN ANDY"Heather:  "I CAN'T CONCENTRATE"Heather:  ANDY SIGHS AND TURNS IT DOWNHeather:  SHE AND ART ARE BEST FRIENDS AFTER ALL

June:  AWW YESHHeather:  (IS TRUE, SOMETHING/70 IN TEH GAME)Heather:  WOO THEY ARRIVEDJune:  FINALLYZHeather:  MADNESS ENSUESJune:  OH MANHeather:  EVERYONE TRYING TO GET OUT AT ONCEJune:  THEY ARE CRAMPEDHeather:  ART JUST STAYS WHERE SHE ISJune:  ALAN FALLS ON ARISTAHeather:  UNTIL EVERYONE IS OUT OF HER WAYHeather:  OMGZ LOLJune:  TRYING TO GET OUTJune:  HE REALLY HAS TO PEEHeather:  YESHHeather:  DON'T THEY ALL? LOLJune:  HAHA YESHHeather:  TIRED, CRAMPED, HASING TO USE TEH BATHROOMZHeather:  NO ONE IS IN A REALLY GOOD MOODHeather:  ANDY IS THOUGHHeather:  SHE WAS NOT CRAMPED IN TEH FRONT SEATHeather:  AND SHE WAS THE ONE ANNOYING EVERYONEJune:  LOLJune:  <3 ANDY

Heather:  YESHHeather:  SHE'S SINGING. AGAIN.June:  HAHAHeather:  ART WANTS AN ADVILHeather:  NO ONE PACKED ANYJune:  OH NOESHeather:  POOR ARTHeather:  ALAN GRABBED WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS HIS SUITCASEJune:  SHE ARE THE ONLY SANE (WO)MANHeather:  TURNS OUT HE AND ARISTA HAS SIMILAR SUITCASEHeather:  YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT HE FOUND WHEN HE OPENED IT UPJune:  OH NOHeather:  AND YES, TRUFAXJune:  LADY STUFFSHeather:  YESHJune:  Y/NJune:  xDHeather:  ANDY LAUGHED AT HIMHeather:  "LOL ALAN UR SUCH A WUSSY"June:  LOL YESH, HE'S A PANSYHeather:  PANSY!ALAN FTFWJune:  xDHeather:  WE HAS TO POST THIS ON LJJune:  WE NEED TO UPDATE THE POTTERZ

Heather:  YESHHeather:  I WILL PROBABLY DO THAT THIS WEEKENDHeather:  I HAS NO HOMEWORKSJune:  WE HAZ ENOUGH FOR VEGAS NAOHeather:  BUT BACK TO TEH HOLLINTERZHeather:  THEY ARE FUN TO RP/FANFIC ABOUTJune:  YESH, THEY RULEHeather:  ESP. WHEN ANDY IS INVOLVEDHeather:  SHE JUST MAKES THINGS AWESOMEHeather:  SO SHE TELLS ALAN HE IS A PANSYJune:  AND NOT THE COOL KIND EITHERHeather:  ARISTA TAKES HER SUITCASE AWAY FROM HIMHeather:  STUFFZ IT BACK IN TEH TRUNKHeather:  NAO THEY FIGHT OVER TEH BATHROOMHeather:  THEY HAS A RACEJune:  LOLHeather:  ONLY ART IS ALREADY IN ITJune:  LOL SNEAKY!ARTHeather:  LOL SHE SNUCK AWAY WHEN THE SUITCASE INCIDENT TOOK PLACEHeather:  AVOIDING TEH FIGHT AND GETTING TEH BATHROOM FIRST = DOUBLE WINJune:  YESHJune:  FTW

Heather:  TEH REST OF TEH HOLLINTERS ARE ANNOYEDHeather:  "WHY DOES ART GET EVERYTHING FIRST?"Heather:  BECAUSE SHE ARE TEH HEIR OF COURSEJune:  "CAUSE I RULE!" SHE YELLS AT THEM THRU THE DOORHeather:  YESHHeather:  ALAN HAS GONE OFFHeather:  IN TEH WOODS SOMEWHARHeather:  "SCREW THIS."June:  LMAO ILY ALANHeather:  HE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE WAITINGHeather:  ARISTA AND ANDY ARE GLARING AT EACH OTHERZHeather:  NONE OF THEM WANTS TO GO IN TEH WOODSHeather:  ESP. IF ALAN'S IN THERE SOMEWHARJune:  YESHHeather:  ARTEMIS COMES OUT, AND BOTH ARISTA AND ANDY TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR AT ONCEHeather:  ART IS NEARLY TRAMPLEDHeather:  POOR ART :(June:  ARISTA AND ANDY GET STUCK IN THE DOORHeather:  YESHHeather:  LOLJune:  SHOVING EACH OTHERHeather:  ART DECIDES TO JUST GO AND SET UP THE TENTSHeather:  YESH

June:  ART ARE RESPONSIBLEHeather:  OF COURSEHeather:  ANDY MANAGES TO GET THE BATHROOMHeather:  SHE KICKS ASS OF COURSEJune:  YESHHeather:  ARISTA IS PISSED OFFHeather:  ANDY GETS EVERYTHING SHE WANTS USING VIOLENCEHeather:  SHOTGUNHeather:  BATHROOMHeather:  ETC.June:  LMAOHeather:  ALAN HAS RETURNEDHeather:  HE MUST UNTANGLE ART FROM THE TENTJune:  THAT'S ANDYHeather:  "HALP!"June:  AWW POOR ARTJune:  LOLHeather:  "I ARE STUCK IN THE TENT!"Heather:  ALAN IS NOT SUCCESSFULHeather:  HE IS NOW STUCK TOOHeather:  ANDY HAS COME OUT OF THE BATHROOMHeather:  ARISTA BARELY GAVE HER TIME TO GET OUTJune:  LOLHeather:  ANDY TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TENT/ALAN/ART

June:  ARISTA ARE FED UPHeather:  AND FALLS ON THE GROUND LAUGHINGJune:  LOL ANDYHeather:  SHE DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO HELP THEMHeather:  SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGJune:  xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHeather:  "ANDY YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP US OUT!"Heather:  SHE EVENTUALLY HELPS THEM OUTHeather:  AFTER WATCHING THEM STRUGGLE FOR A WHILEJune:  LOLHeather:  THE HOLLINTERS DO EVENTUALLY GET ALL THE TENTS UPHeather:  THERE IS ONE FOR ALANHeather:  ONE FOR ART/ANDY TO SHAREHeather:  AND WHAR WILL ARISTA SLEEP?Heather:  HMMMMZJune:  IN A HAMMOCK?Heather:  LOLJune:  IZ TEH WEATHER NICE?Heather:  THAT WOULD BE PURE WINHeather:  I GUESS SOJune:  OKAYZ THENHeather:  ARISTA WOULD FALL OUT OF IT AT SOME POINTHeather:  EVERYONE WOULD BE SLEEPINGJune:  OH, POOR ARISTA

Heather:  "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"Heather:  A LOUD THUDHeather:  "YOU WANTS TO GO INVESTIGATE ART?"Heather:  "NO. I ARE TIRED."June:  "OKAYZ."Heather:  THEY ALL GO BACKS TO SLEEP, LOLSHeather:  HMMMMHeather:  THEY WILL HAS TO SET UP A CAMPFIREJune:  ARISTA IS PISSEDHeather:  AND MAKE DINNURHeather:  ARISTA IS BASICALLY PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE TRIPJune:  LOL POOR DEARHeather:  ANDY TRIES TO LIGHT A FIREJune:  OH MANHeather:  THINGS DO NOT END WELLHeather:  ART TAKES IT AWAY FROM HERHeather:  SHE DOES NOT TRUST ANDYHeather:  "GIMME THAT MATCH"June:  LOLHeather:  BUT EVERYONE HAS TEMPORARILY FORGOTTENHeather:  THAT ART + FIRE = NO GOODJune:  OH MANHeather:  ART SETS UH, OMETHING ON FIREJune:  THE GRASS

Heather:  YESJune:  SHE SETS THE GRASS ON FIREHeather:  CAMPFIRE INFERNOJune:  SHE DROPS TEH MATCHHeather:  AND THE GRASS IS ABLAZEHeather:  "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!"Heather:  ANDY YELLSHeather:  EVERYONE FREAKS OUTJune:  RUNNING AROUNDJune:  SCREAMINGHeather:  "WATER! WE NEEDZ WATER!"Heather:  THEY ARE TOO BUSY PANICKINGHeather:  LUCKILY.......Heather:  A SHORT DISTANCE AWAYHeather:  THREE TEENS ARE HIKING THROUGH THE WOODSHeather:  (CAN YOU GUESS WHO THEY ARE?)June:  OOHJune:  I THINK I CANHeather:  "ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING TEH RIGHT WAY HEATHER?" JUNE ASKSJune:  DOES IT RHYME WITH FEATHER, LUNE, AND TYRA?Heather:  "POSITIVE. I WAS A GIRL GUIDE."Heather:  AND MAKE THAT FOUR TEENSHeather:  HEATHER INSISTED THAT LENNON BE BROUGHT ALONG

June:  OOHHeather:  "UH, DOES ANYONE SEE FIRE?" LENNON ASKSHeather:  THEY ALL LOOKHeather:  "OMGWTF?"June:  "HOLY CRAP, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE SET THE GRASS ON FIRE!"June:   KYRA POINTS OUTHeather:  "WHY ARE THEY GREEN?"Heather:  LENNON WANTS TO KNOWHeather:  "OMGZ GUISE,”Heather:  "I SWEAR I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE!"Heather:  HEATHER SEZJune:  "THIS IS NO TIME FOR RACISM!" I SAY HEROICALLY TO LENNONHeather:  LOLJune:  "WE MUST SAVE THEM!"Heather:  WE ALL RUN TOWARDS THE FLAMESHeather:  (NOT TEH SMARTEST IDEA RLY)June:  xDHeather:  AND GASPHeather:  "OMGZ...."Heather:  "ARE...ARE THOSE TEH HOLLINTERS?"June:  "LIKE IT MATTERS! GO GET WATER!" I SAYHeather:  WE HELP THEM PUTS TEH FIRE OUTHeather:  AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARHeather:  SIMSELVES CAN BE SNEAKEH LIKE THAT

June:  LOLLERSKATESJune:  YESHHeather:  TEH HOLLINTERS ARE SLIGHTLY CONFUSEDHeather:  BUT MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE:Heather:  THEY ARE HUNGRYJune:  O RLYHeather:  YA RLYHeather:  ANDY NEEDZ FOODHeather:  OR SHE MIGHT THROTTLE SOMEONEHeather:  THEY VOTE THAT ALAN COOKS DINNURHeather:  (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS)June:  YESHHeather:  SO ALAN STARTS TO COOK UP SOME HOTDOGSHeather:  ANDY CONTEMPLATES THEMHeather:  "DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THEY LOOK LIKE DIC-"Heather:  "DON'T!"Heather:  ART SEZJune:  *facepalm*Heather:  SHE DOES NOT WANT ANDY TO FINISH TEH SENTENCEHeather:  IT WILL RUIN HER APPETITEHeather:  ARISTA SNORTSHeather:  "YOU WOULD KNOW ANDY“June:  OMG LOLHeather:  "O RLY?"

Heather:  "YA RLY"Heather:  ANDY TELLS ARISTA TO SHUT UPJune:  xDDDDDDDDDD ILY ARISTAJune:  BUT ARISTA SPEAKS TEH TRUTH, Y/N?Heather:  "YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN SO STFU."Heather:  AND YJune:  LOLHeather:  IS TRUE THOHeather:  SO THEY EAT THEIR DINNUR WHEN IT'S DONEHeather:  ANDY IS NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON WHAT SHE THINKS THEY LOOK LIKEJune:  LOLHeather:  ARTEMIS DOES NOT EAT ANYHeather:  THNX TO ANDYHeather:  SHE JUST EATS MARSHMELLOWSJune:  LOL POOR ARTJune:  SCARRED4LYFEHeather:  YHeather:  ANDY ROLLS HER EYEZHeather:  "YOU GUISE ARE ALL PANSIES."June:  LOLSHeather:  IT ARE GETTING DARKHeather:  EVRYONE GOES OFF TO BEDHeather:  ART/ANDY/ALAN TO THEIR TENTS

Heather:  ARISTA TO HER HAMMOCKJune:  LOL HAMMOCKHeather:  YESHHeather:  THEY ALL FALL ASLEEPHeather:  THEY ARE QWITE TIREDHeather:  HMMMHeather:  WHO WOULD WAKE UP FIRST?June:  DUNNOHeather:  MEBBE ARTJune:  YESHHeather:  THEY ALL SLEEP INHeather:  BUT ART STILL WAKES UP FIRSTHeather:  SHE ARE CONFUSED AT FIRSTHeather:  TEH KIDS HAS NOT WOKEN HER UPHeather:  AND ORLANDO IS MISSING....TEHN SHE REMEMBERS WHERE SHE ISHeather:  ANDY IS STILL SLEEPINGHeather:  SNORINGJune:  AWWEH ART!Heather:  SHE UNZIPS TEH TENTHeather:  AND PEERS OUTHeather:  ARISTA IS ALSO ASLEEPHeather:  AND SHE GUESSES ALAN IS STILL IN TEH BEDHeather:  SO SHE STEALZ TEH BATHROOM AGAIN

June:  LOLHeather:  SHE ARE GOOD AT ITHeather:  THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH BATHROOMS IN TEH MAIN HOUSEHeather:  SO SHE IS PRACTICED Heather:  A LEAF FALLS ON ARISTAHeather:  IT WAKES HER UPHeather:  AND SHE FALLS OFF TEH HAMMOCKHeather:  FACEPLANTS ONTO TEH GROUNDHeather:  WHICH WAKES UP ANDY AND ALANHeather:  WHO BOTH LOOK TO SEE WHAT TEH NOISE WASJune:  OH NOESHeather:  ANDY LAUGHSHeather:  THEN REALIZES ART IS MISSINGJune:  xDHeather:  "OMGZ WHARZ ARTEMIS???"June:  EVERYONE FLIPS OUTHeather:  TRYING TO FIND HERHeather:  ARTEMIS COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOMHeather:  "WATCHA GUISE LOOKING FOR?"June:  LMAOHeather:  "WE'RE LOOKING FOR ART." ANDY SEZHeather:  NOT REALISING THAT ART IS RIGHT THEREHeather:  THEN SHE LOOKS UPHeather:  "OMG WHAR WERE YOU?!"

Heather:  "I FOUND HER GUISE!" SHE YELLS TO ALAN AND ARISTAJune:  LOLHeather:  ANDY GETS BOREDHeather:  SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FUNHeather:  WWAD?June:  HMMJune:  FIND A CUTE GUY, PERHAPSHeather:  IN TEH WOODZ?Heather:  ARISTA IS TRYING TO WRITE AGAINJune:  I THOUGHT THEY WERE AT A CAMPGROUND?Heather:  YESHHeather:  WITH WOODZHeather:  I HAS BEEN TO CAMPGROUND WITH WOODZ BEFORE JUNEHeather:  OOH IDEAHeather:  ARISTA IS WRITING ON HER HAMMOCKHeather:  ANDY ARE BOREDHeather:  SHE DECIDES TO CLIMB A TREEJune:  OH MANHeather:  SHE GETS PRETTY HIGH UPHeather:  WAVES TO ART AND LAN WHO ARE YELLING AT HER TO COME DOWNHeather:  AND LOSES HER BALANCEHeather:  *WHAM*THUD!Heather:  SHE LANDS ON ARISTA

June:  HAHAHAHAHAHA!Heather:  THEY BOTH FALL OFF THE HAMMOCKHeather:  ARISTA SWEARZHeather:  SHE ARE NOT HAVING FUNHeather:  "WHOZ IDEA WAS THIS AGAIN???"