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5. PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE Coolness factors: Ge#ng paid to play your favorite sport; a boatload of extra cash from endorsement deals; idol worship by fans all over the country (and the world)
Lameness factors: Rela>vely short career; loads of travel (especially cross-‐country trips); risk of injury (par>cularly in football and hockey); public scru>ny if you have a bad game or two
More realis?c op?on: Personal trainer (maybe one with an endorsement deal, like Tony LiFle)
4. SCUBA DIVER Coolness factors: Being out on the water all day; exploring underwater plant and animal life; fantas>c opportuni>es for “Take-‐Your-‐Children-‐to-‐Work-‐Day”
Lameness factors: Having to wear heavy scuba gear; possibility of shark aFacks/making contact with coral; ears popping from pressure in deep water
More realis?c op?on: Ship captain
3. ZOOKEEPER Coolness factors: Going to work at a zoo; playing with and taking care of many different kinds of rare animals
Lameness factors: Animals are messy; going around to every cage and monitoring every animal over and over again; having to tell kids not to tap on the glass
More realis?c op?on: Veterinarian
2. ROCK STAR Coolness factors: Musical ability; selling out arenas and stadiums all over the world; appearances on MTV; hearing your songs on the radio
Lameness factors: Nobody buys music anymore; gas prices make touring ridiculously expensive; baFling with your record label over crea>ve efforts
More realis?c op?on: Entertainment lawyer
1. NICKELODEON TV HOST Coolness factors: Never really having to grow up; ge#ng to dump slime on people; hanging out with TV stars like Danny Tamberelli and Melissa Joan Hart
Lameness factors: Career only lasts as long as the show lasts (usually not very long); ge#ng slime dumped on you; people may not take you seriously
More realis?c op?on: Nickelodeon screenwriter (how hard can that be?)