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DSM
2012- VERSION VI
DURING OUR EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINSTAKING [sic]
MEETINGS WE ESTABLISHED THAT:
3 NEW DISORDERS WERE DIAGNOSED
AGAINST THE BACKGROUND OF
REPEATED PATIENT COMPLAINTS OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS:
DISORDER no1
CHRONIC LODGITIS
Possible causes: ongoing interaction with paranoics
DISORDER no1
CHRONIC LODGITIS
Diagnostic method: dissasociative, self-loss, often thinks s/he’s a frog
DISORDER no1
CHRONIC LODGITIS
Suggested treatment: convince him/her s/he is not a frog, then release it to its natural abode
(preferably a lake)
DISORDER no2
OBSESSIVE PERPITIS
Possible causes: gang-stalking, EMR, ELF, gas lighting, buzzshaw,
etc.
DISORDER no2
OBSESSIVE PERPITIS
Diagnostic method: persecution mania, often identifying with the
perp
DISORDER no2
OBSESSIVE PERPITIS
Suggested treatment: stuff the bastard, s/he’s a nuisance
DISORDER no3
COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS
Possible causes: overexposure to the all-time classic song “I’m horny”
DISORDER no3
COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS
Diagnostic method: always undressing during the examination
DISORDER no3
COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS
Suggested treatment: bang, bang, bang
PERPOCRACY
NEW CD OUT NOW!!![INTENDED MI[S]SPELLINGS ADD A
HARDCORE TWIST TO THE PROJECT- HEY, YOU’VE GOT TO STICK TO THE GENRE’S
CODE]
TRACK 1
ECHEL** PERPED ME AGAIN AND AGAIN
TRACK 2
PERPY vs PERVY
TRACK 3
PURE PERPERSION
TRACK 4
MY PERPENDICULAR LIFE
TRACK 5
PERP ACOUSTIC
TRACK 6
ONCE A PERP ALWAYS A PERP
TRACK 7
DRINKING SODA MAKES YOU PERP
TRACK 8
A NEW PERP ORDER
TRACK 9
PLATO’S PERP REPUBLIC
TRACK 10
KEEP ON PERPING IN A PERP WORLD
TRACK 11
EMR MESSED WITH MY PERPIRATION
TRACK 12
IT’S A HAARPERP WORLD
TRACK 13
BECOMING ELF (IT’S A PERP)
TRACK 14
ALLO PREPEI KAI ALLO PERPEI
TRACK 15
HAARPERP’S BAZAAR
WELCOME PERP THANK YOU FOR
OPENING MY PC WHILE AWAY- JUST DON’T
MESS WITH THE CAT- FEEL FREE TO POUR DRUGS ON MY FOOD
A NOTE TO THE
PERP NEIGHBOUR –
DON’T PISS AGAIN ON THE CAT GRASS
9 REASONS FOR KEEPING YOU OUT OF
THE MARKET
1. COMPETITORS FROM PAST COMPANIES ARE
AFRAID OF YOUR PERFORMANCE
2. LOW-LIFE SCUM WOULD INTERACT
WITH THEM OTHERWISE
3. BUY YOU AT A BETTER PRICE WHEN
IN NEED
4. IT’S THE ONLY WAY THEY MAY JUSTIFY
THEIR PLOT
5. THEY’RE AFTER YOUR PROPERTY, SO WHY RISK POSITIVE
RESULTS?
6. LESS COMPETITION FOR JUNIORS AND
MIDDLES
7. SYSTEMIC PLAY FOR 2-10 YR OLDS
8. MORE OPENINGS FOR LODGE MEMBERS
9. THEY GOT SO MANY IDEAS FROM YOUR FILES SO WHY GIVE YOU THE CREDIT?