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LAST Conference Sydney 25/07/2016 How to Piss off Your Pair (Anti-)Strategies to Get Better Results Bernd Schiffer

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LAST Conference Sydney 25/07/2016

How toPiss off

YourPair

(Anti-)Strategiesto Get

Better Results

Bernd Schiffer

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Pairing

Coding

PilotingBuilding

(a climbing wall) Teaching

Solving crimes

15 %more time

more quality

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Social Skills Matter!

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Top 5: How to Piss Off Your Pair

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5. Mr My Way

Interrupt every time your partner starts doing

something in a way other than how you'd do it.

or the Highway

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4. The EraserOnce you wrestle the

keyboard away, delete your partner's last edit

immediately. Then do what you were thinking of instead.

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3. The

Speak non-stop, mansplain, all the easy stuff, so your

partner never has a silence in which to speak, study

what you’re working on, or have a thought.

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NO, WAIT

LET ME MANSPLAIN…

Mansplainer

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2. Mrs

Complain before your partner does something wrong. Create elaborate theories about their failings. Never forgive, never

forget.

Unforgivefullness

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1. The A-Bomb

Suffer annoyances in silence until you just can't stand it any more, then blow up. For bonus points go red in face and

storm out without explanation.

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Do The Opposite!

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How to Piss off Your Pair (Anti-)Strategies

to Get Better Results

Bernd SchifferLAST Conference Sydney 25/07/2016

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