I hate sports!!

Hi, My name is Filolongo and I want to tell you a very sad story.

• Since I was a little boy I have as many skills as an old disabled dog.

• I learned to walk until I was 7 years old.

• I never climbed a tree or jumped a single branch lying in the floor.

• When my father tried to teach me to ride a bike I was as much scared as a cat forced to take a bath.

• The result was: two broken legs, the neighbor’s chihuahua death and an old woman’s anger.

• I tried to practice many sports but I haven’t found the best one to me.

• It all seemed to be impossible to me, I failed every single move in every sport.

• So, I surrender… I’m already 45 years old and I have as many teeth as a newborn child.

• What else can I do? I have tried everything

• Now I wasted all my time trying to be a sportman and now I’m really out of money or home, or a wife or even a life!!

• My only choice left was to become a “reguetón” singer, well if it can be called singing haha.

• Now I have as much money as Bill Gates and as much brain as a nut…