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MasterChef - Captain of Team [ You ]MasterChef - Captain of Team [ You ] Guild: TVB Guild: TVB Handsomeness level - Very High Handsomeness level - Very High K:D 1.05 K:D 1.05 KPM 0.90 KPM 0.90 Rank 269 Rank 269 Classes: Sniper, Demo, Heavy Classes: Sniper, Demo, Heavy Report: Normally a soldier, he seems to be experimenting with other Report: Normally a soldier, he seems to be experimenting with other classes. Expect him to return to Solly for the Cup. If possible, engage classes. Expect him to return to Solly for the Cup. If possible, engage him in melee as he seems to have a block on how to hit someone with him in melee as he seems to have a block on how to hit someone with a melee weapon. Do not anger him, as he will resort to the a melee weapon. Do not anger him, as he will resort to the forceadmin hacks against you. forceadmin hacks against you.

Cpt. Keyes - [You ] Lieutenant Cpt. Keyes - [You ] Lieutenant

Handsomeness Level- Up there. Handsomeness Level- Up there. Guild - TVB Guild - TVB K:D 0.63 K:D 0.63 KPM 0.58 KPM 0.58 Rank 672 Rank 672 Classes: Sniper, Spy Pyro Classes: Sniper, Spy Pyro Report: Hawaii resident. Seems to be practicing with the Hunstman, Report: Hawaii resident. Seems to be practicing with the Hunstman, but will probably play Pyro for the Cup. Unparalleled FAILspy skills. but will probably play Pyro for the Cup. Unparalleled FAILspy skills. Does not get to play much because he's too busy cruising the beaches Does not get to play much because he's too busy cruising the beaches for babes. for babes.

Plinko - [ You ] LieutenantPlinko - [ You ] Lieutenant Guild - TVB Guild - TVB Handsomeness Level - Are you kidding, just look at that face! Handsomeness Level - Are you kidding, just look at that face! K:D 1.25 K:D 1.25 KPM 0.90 KPM 0.90 Rank 105 Rank 105 Classes: Soldier, Medic, Scout, Pyro Classes: Soldier, Medic, Scout, Pyro Report: Jeez, what a cute doggie!! Oh, do you like to chase squirrels? I Report: Jeez, what a cute doggie!! Oh, do you like to chase squirrels? I bet you do! Oh, how sweet! What? Um. . . the game? I think he bet you do! Oh, how sweet! What? Um. . . the game? I think he mostly gets lucky crits on Keyes. Otherwise he mostly sucks. mostly gets lucky crits on Keyes. Otherwise he mostly sucks.

Yahoo!!Yahoo!! Guild - USV Guild - USV Handsomeness Level - Whoah! Handsomeness Level - Whoah! K:D 1.57 K:D 1.57 KPM 1.27 KPM 1.27 Rank 37 Rank 37 Classes: Sniper, Scout, Demo, Spy Classes: Sniper, Scout, Demo, Spy Report: Perhaps the Ville's most-feared Spy, he's been expermenting with Report: Perhaps the Ville's most-feared Spy, he's been expermenting with other classes lately (sense a trend?), probably will go back to his traditional other classes lately (sense a trend?), probably will go back to his traditional role for the Cup. More backstabber than destroyer of buildings. role for the Cup. More backstabber than destroyer of buildings. Moonlights as a fine demoman. Also recently entered into a Search-related Moonlights as a fine demoman. Also recently entered into a Search-related revenue agreement with Microsoft, so he'll be bankrolling all team travel revenue agreement with Microsoft, so he'll be bankrolling all team travel expenses. expenses.

Kabookie Kabookie

Guild - BR Guild - BR Handsomeness Level - More Dylan McDermott than Brad Pitt, you Handsomeness Level - More Dylan McDermott than Brad Pitt, you know what I mean? know what I mean? K:D 1.52 K:D 1.52 KPM 0.92 KPM 0.92 Rank 41 Rank 41 Classes: Soldier, Pyro, Sniper, Demo Classes: Soldier, Pyro, Sniper, Demo Report: Warpath Regular who makes the rounds. Very good reflector, Report: Warpath Regular who makes the rounds. Very good reflector, also very good soldier. Expect to see him play both in the Cup. also very good soldier. Expect to see him play both in the Cup. Terrible speller - doesn't he realize it's Kabuki?? Terrible speller - doesn't he realize it's Kabuki??

Mr. SMr. S Guild - BR Guild - BR Handsomeness Level - Rugged with a little Eastern European in Handsomeness Level - Rugged with a little Eastern European in there. Not that pansy Euortrash look at all. there. Not that pansy Euortrash look at all. K:D 1.63 K:D 1.63 KPM 1.25 KPM 1.25 Rank 46 Rank 46 Classes: Demo, Spy, Scout Classes: Demo, Spy, Scout Report: All those nice things you had? Yeah, he blew that crap up. Report: All those nice things you had? Yeah, he blew that crap up. Prefers stickies to pipes. Also, lives in Australia so he wrestles crocs Prefers stickies to pipes. Also, lives in Australia so he wrestles crocs and stuff so watch out. and stuff so watch out.

Checkm8 Checkm8

Guild - BR Guild - BR Handsomeness Level - In Ur Base, Snugglin Ur ladies! Handsomeness Level - In Ur Base, Snugglin Ur ladies! K:D 0.80 K:D 0.80 KPM 0.55 KPM 0.55 Rank 58 Rank 58 Classes:Everything Classes:Everything Reaport: Plays. A . Lot. Especially Warpath. The only person I've seen Reaport: Plays. A . Lot. Especially Warpath. The only person I've seen with 10+ hours in 8 classes. Medic might be his best class. Happens with 10+ hours in 8 classes. Medic might be his best class. Happens to lead most weapon categories in 'most deaths by'. to lead most weapon categories in 'most deaths by'.

TTHREAZ TTHREAZ

Guild - eVa Guild - eVa Handsomeness Level - A little low, but he's an Animal. Handsomeness Level - A little low, but he's an Animal. The ladies know The ladies know what I'm talkin' about.what I'm talkin' about. K:D 1.38 K:D 1.38 KPM 0.92 KPM 0.92 Rank 91 Rank 91 Classes: Sniper, Scout, Spy Classes: Sniper, Scout, Spy Report: I heard he wrote the book on Scout. Prefers the Scattergun to Report: I heard he wrote the book on Scout. Prefers the Scattergun to the FAN. Don't spell his name wrong or he will flip out and kill the FAN. Don't spell his name wrong or he will flip out and kill people. I'm totally serious. people. I'm totally serious.

Prez d'ONU Prez d'ONU

Guild - BR Guild - BR Handsomeness Level - Can't Tell with those shades on, partner Handsomeness Level - Can't Tell with those shades on, partner K:D 1.46 K:D 1.46 KPM 1.06 KPM 1.06 Rank 108 Rank 108 Classes: Heavy, Pyro, Soldier, Engie Classes: Heavy, Pyro, Soldier, Engie Report: Pretty good all-around player. ONU student. His roommate Report: Pretty good all-around player. ONU student. His roommate is on Team 5 so he better be getting the goods on their plans. No is on Team 5 so he better be getting the goods on their plans. No truth to the rumor he's Mr. Poodlepants' lapdog. truth to the rumor he's Mr. Poodlepants' lapdog.

Bluntspoon Bluntspoon

Guild - TVB Guild - TVB Handsomeness Level - A Man Of Mystery. Oooh, exciting! Handsomeness Level - A Man Of Mystery. Oooh, exciting! K:D 1.01 K:D 1.01 KPM 0.64 KPM 0.64 Rank 189 Rank 189 Classes: Medic, Heavy, Pyro Classes: Medic, Heavy, Pyro Report: Dustbowl player. I'm guessing he likes to Kritz Medic. Also a Report: Dustbowl player. I'm guessing he likes to Kritz Medic. Also a good heavy. Widely suspected of stealing your momma's credit. good heavy. Widely suspected of stealing your momma's credit.

Aez Aez

Guild - TVB Guild - TVB Handsomeness Level - Way down since he adopted that whole disease Handsomeness Level - Way down since he adopted that whole disease look. Go back to Big Brother, dude. look. Go back to Big Brother, dude. K:D 0.83 K:D 0.83 KPM 0.64 KPM 0.64 Rank 227 Rank 227 Classes: Demo, Medic. Soldier, Scout Classes: Demo, Medic. Soldier, Scout Report: More comfortable lecturing on Macroeconomics than kicking Report: More comfortable lecturing on Macroeconomics than kicking ass. Deigns to come by and blow stuff up occasionally. Leads the ass. Deigns to come by and blow stuff up occasionally. Leads the League in killed by Scout Taunt. League in killed by Scout Taunt.

Vasilli Vasilli

Guild - USV Guild - USV Handsomeness Level - Steely. Steely like serious and powerful, not like Handsomeness Level - Steely. Steely like serious and powerful, not like Steely Dan. Steely Dan. K:D 0.73 K:D 0.73 KPM 0.48 KPM 0.48 Rank 292 Rank 292 Classes: Sniper, Demo, Engie Classes: Sniper, Demo, Engie Report: Probably a better Pyro than his main classes. Likes the Report: Probably a better Pyro than his main classes. Likes the backburner. Can engie if needed. Has an unhealthy fixation on Ladee, backburner. Can engie if needed. Has an unhealthy fixation on Ladee, don't tell Duke. don't tell Duke.

!B a T m A n! !B a T m A n!

Guild - TVR Guild - TVR Handsomeness Level - More cute than hot. Maybe grow that beard Handsomeness Level - More cute than hot. Maybe grow that beard out? out? K:D 0.89 K:D 0.89 KPM 0.55 KPM 0.55 Rank 385 Rank 385 Classes: Sniper, Spy, Scout Classes: Sniper, Spy, Scout Report: Deadly sniper in DoD, expect him to play that role in the Report: Deadly sniper in DoD, expect him to play that role in the Cup. Likes the Huntsman. Prefers cake to pie so I'm not sure why I'm Cup. Likes the Huntsman. Prefers cake to pie so I'm not sure why I'm even talking to him at this point. even talking to him at this point.

Nucking Futs Nucking Futs

Guild - USV Guild - USV Handsomeness Level - High. And I mean that. Handsomeness Level - High. And I mean that. K:D 0.58 K:D 0.58 KPM 0.39 KPM 0.39 Rank: 603 Rank: 603 Classes: Medic, Pyro, Soldier Classes: Medic, Pyro, Soldier Report: Prefers to Battle Medic with the Blut. Also enjoys burning Report: Prefers to Battle Medic with the Blut. Also enjoys burning things. I wonder what kind of music he listens to? Also, it's things. I wonder what kind of music he listens to? Also, it's NNuckin uckin FFutsuts, so he's like, not actually crazy. Or is it extra crazy? , so he's like, not actually crazy. Or is it extra crazy?