My iPhone’sso SLOW

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This is dedicated to all the iPhone 3G users who’ve had their phone rendered useless by the wonderful iOS 4.0 update.

Enjoy!

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than to call them.

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than

to call them.

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than to call them.

My iPhone's so slow I reserve time in my calendar

for writing an SMS.

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than to call them.

My iPhone's so slow I hired an assistant to use it

for me.

My iPhone's so slow I write appointments on my hand

...and then have my assistant put them in my calendar.

My iPhone's so slow it takes blurry pictures.

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than to call them.

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to send snail mail

than email.

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than to call them.

My iPhone's so slow I'd rather find my own way

than use the phone's maps

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than to call them.

My iPhone's so slow it makes Windows look fast.

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than to call them.

My iPhone's so slow I'd rather use a Nokia.

My iPhone's so slow it's faster to find people than to call them.

My iPhone's so slow... it’s not funny.