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How to use technology to survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse Joe Fino

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How to use technologyto survive the coming Zombie Apocalypse

Joe Fino

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WHO IS THIS GUY?•Joe Fino• Technologist

• Twitter: @joefino• Email: [email protected]

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WHAT QUALIFIES ME?

• I love technology

• I’m a big fan of the future

• The Zombies are coming!

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FLAT SCREENSSo thin you can hang them on a wall!

© Samsung

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DON’T COUNT ON ITTechnology of the future is unpredictable

Shiver, © Scott Oppenheim

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ONE THING IS CERTAINThe Zombie Apocalypse

Photo: Acey Duecy

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MUTATIONmaybe it will be scientific stupidity or

just Mad Cow run amuck

Photo: iStock

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FLYING CARSWhere are they?

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JET PACKSEven James Bond had one in 1965!

Sean Connery in Thunderball, © United Artists

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What do you needto survive?

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GET TO A BIG BOX STOREPhoto: iStock

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CELL PHONESmore specifically, smart phones

© Apple

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AUGMENTED REALITYGoogle Project Glass

© Google

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SOLAR CHARGERSstrong enough to power up a laptop

© Brando

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YOU’LL NEED A GETAWAYBMW Vision EfficientDynamics Concept

© BMW

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MORE THAN GOOD LOOKSthis thing is smart

© BMW

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HUMAN POWERthe most technologically advanced bike ever made

© TREK

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HEADS UP!when that touchscreen just won’t do

Pranav Mistry of MIT Labs

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ANY SURFACE WILL DOdial a phone on your hand?

Pranav Mistry of MIT Labs

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IT’S AWARE OF THE WORLDthis could be handy when trying to escape from zombies

Pranav Mistry of MIT Labs

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WHEN ALL ELSE FAILSthere’s no substitute for a bat and shotgun

Zombieland,™ © 2009 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.

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THE FUTURE IS UNCERTAINMake it what you want