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the incompetent competitor why I can´t join the

The Incompetent Competitor

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thinking about why I should not enter the Worlds Best Presentation Contest 2008

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the incompetent competitor

why I can´t join the

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I hesitate to enter

because sometimes

competitions

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justfreakme out.

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I´m more contenton musing about the

>>what would have been, if <<

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good riddance what an awesome presentation just look at the composition of all these colors, shapes and images not to mention the words there´s almost a metaphorical twist to it I will use it as my all-time wallpaper I can feel the energy coming out of this incredible piece of art this should be featured in the MOMA hey marly, have you seen what he did what an outburst of creativity I had to call my mom when I saw it just plain genius I wonder where he gets his ideas from maybe I should try LSD, too if only grandpa was still alive to see this if he has a fanclub why can´t I find him on myspace maybe he would design the new kitchen we´re planing he is so much better than Ricks art school teacher where can I donate some money to support his work

vs.

what a lousy piece of crap how can anyone be so incapable of arranging even the simplest shapes and colors the ideas reflect the intellectual genius of a five-year old when my 2nd grader pukes on the table it looks better than this oh my gosh, marly have you seen anything bad like this before he has nerves I will never try LSD I´m so lucky grandpa does not have to see this maybe I should call mom I feel so depressed now this guy should receive a seat of honour at trashcanplace.com so glad I don´t have a son named Rick

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but basically I´m just hidingbecause deep down inside I knowthat I´m just not good enough

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any f***ing ideas ?

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to surmount

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those obstacles

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that prevent me from taking a sipat the sea of

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creativity

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so should I go for the scandal then ?

the other person being photographedis naked

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or pity ?

poor guy, thinks

exposing his soul would

grant him any sympathy !

yep, lame ass hasn´t he

heard of the survival of the

most creative ?

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Nope.

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I just call it a day

because I am not lyingand no coquettish personeither.

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Thanks for watching !