5 Ways to Win Her Hearton Valentine's Day

Inspired by Galapagos Islands Animals

1. Get that perfect skin toneGalapagos Animal Behavior: Male frigatebirds spend a lot of time getting all puffed up and looking pretty for their female counterparts by inflating their bright red gular-sacs. Females select a male by the size and brightness of these sacs.

Human Translation: Fall asleep next to the pool or in a sun tanning bed until you get that perfect radioactive red skin tone. Women find it irresistible.

2. Dance your way into her heartGalapagos Animal Behavior: Blue Footed boobies are known for an artful dance ritual in which both males and females wave their feet at each other and whistle as they point their beaks and wings at the sky.

Human Translation: Start shaking your legs when on the dance floor, point your nose and fingers at the sky and scream. Awkward poses and screaming are very seductive.

3. Seduce her with your skillsGalapagos Animal Behavior: The mating ritual of the Waved Albatross in Galapagos include nods, beak clicking and staring at each other with an open beak.

Human Translation: Meet a lady at the club, nod and approach her with an open mouth. Wait for that perfect "click" sound.

4. Dance an elegant aquatic waltzGalapagos Animal Behavior: Male and female Flightless cormorants perform an impressive aquatic walz when they are ready to mate, followed by a nesting ritual just above the high tide mark.

Human Translation: While at the pool swim awkwardly around your partner while slapping the water with your arms. Follow this elegant aquatic walz by laying towels into a pile for her, just next to the edge of the pool.

5. Defend your alpha-male statusGalapagos Animal Behavior: Sea lions in Galapagos organize themselves into harems of between 5 and 25 female sea lions, and one dominating alpha male. Alpha males aggressively battle it out with other males who try to enter their territory.

Human Translation: Organize yourself into a group of between 5 to 25 females at a dance club . Battle it out with other males who try to talk to any of them.

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