EVERY CULTURE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

STOPOVER PRESENTS:

THAT’S A BARBECUE STOPPER

AUSTRALIA

* A TOPIC OF GREAT PUBLIC INTEREST

POP ONE’S CLOGS

BRITAIN

* TO DIE

NINE COWS AND ONE STRAND OF COW HAIR

CHINA

* INSIGNIFICANT COMPARED TO THE WHOLE

EAT SOME BREAD DENMARK

* TAKE TIME OUT TO CALM DOWN

THE BALD WOMAN BOASTS OF HER NIECE’S HAIR

EGYPT

* DON’T BRAG ABOUT OTHERS ABILITIES

I HAVE OTHER CATS TO WHIP

FRANCE

* MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO

ASK FOR AN EXTRA SAUSAGE

GERMANY

* ASK FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT

EVERY ROPE HAS TWO ENDS

HAITI

* A DISPUTE HAS TWO SIDES

AT THE END OF THE WORLD TURN LEFT

HEBREW

* IT’S IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

DOGS CAN’T DIGEST SWEET PUDDING

INDIA

* ONLY GIVE GOOD TO THOSE WHO VALUE IT

EVEN MONKEYS FALL FROM TREES

JAPAN

* EVEN EXPERTS GET IT WRONG

IT’S A CARROT

KOREA

* ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?

ON MY HEAD AND MY EYES

LEBANON

* I GUARANTEE TO DO AS YOU ASK

MAY YOUR MOUSTACHE GROW LIKE BRUSHWOOD

MONGOLIA

* BLESS YOU (AFTER SNEEZING)

TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUTTER’S EYE

NORWAY

* TO BE IN THE BEST PLACE

AFTER GREAT EFFORT HE EXPLAINED THAT WATER WAS WATER

OMAN

* EXPLANATION DIDN'T MAKE SENSE

HAVE A MOUSE IN THE CHEST

PHILLIPINES

* TO FEEL WORRIED OR AFRAID

NOT MY CIRCUS NOT MY MONKEYS

POLAND

* NOT MY PROBLEM

IF YOU CAN’T REACH THE GRAPE YOU WILL SAY IT IS SOUR

QATAR

* WE PUT DOWN WHAT WE CAN’T HAVE

HANG NOODLES IN YOUR EARS

RUSSIA

* TO TALK NONSENSE

IF YOUR FRIEND IS HONEY, DON’T LICK IT ALL

SYRIA

* DON’T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF FRIENDS

PLAYING A VIOLIN FOR THE BUFFALO TO LISTEN

THAILAND

* NO ONE IS LISTENING TO YOU TALK

A ROARING LION KILLS NO GAME

UGANDA

* TALKING ISN'T ACTION

A TEDDY BEAR WILL BITE YOU

VENEZUELA

* YOU’RE BEING TO CLEVER (SARCASTIC)

I’M READY TO PUT THE FIDDLE IN THE ROOF

WALES

* I’M READY TO GIVE UP

YOU DRINK OUT OF AN OLD CUP

XHOSA

* YOU’RE WEALTHY (USING AN HEIRLOOM)

EVERY MONKEY IS A GAZELLE IN IT’S MOTHER’S EYES

YEMEN

* LOVE IS BLIND

YOU CAN’T WRAP SOMETHING WITH HORNS

ZIMBABWE

* IT’S HARD TO KEEP THINGS SECRET

FOR EVERYONE WHO LISTENS, EVERY CULTURE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY