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10 PEOPLE
TO WATCHOUT FOR IN
BUSINESS(Theyreouttogetyou!)
BY Stame ReillY
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10 PEOPLE TOWATCH OUT FOR
IN BUSINESS(Theyre out to get you!)
BY Stame ReillY
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and ideas likely to oend.
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Contents
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1. Am, A Ym . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
2. HR m . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11
3. P Av . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
4. S M . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16
5. F D . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18
6. P . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
7. P v . . . . . . . 22
8. C m . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
9. Ev C . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26
10. B R . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 28
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Introduction
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1. Americans, Aussies andYorkshiremen
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2. HR managers
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3. People in Advertising
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4. Short Men
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5. Finance Directors
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6. Politicians
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7. People in senior positionswho dont have degrees
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8. Certain kinds of women
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9. Executive Coaches
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10. Barons and Retailers
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