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This week we interview the talents of Marcus Collins and Awolnation, aswell as a round up of Euro 2012
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Un-sung Hero(s) of the Week Most random News of the week
Have you ever wanted to see a bunch of
Spaniards build a pyramid in New York? Well if
you went out on Wednesday 20th June in the Big
Apple you would have been right in luck! The
Castellers de Vilafranca, a human tower building
team, which frankly sounds like the greatest team
ever (and could probably beat England on
penalties, much alike every other nation and set
of sports people) were in New York on a tour of
the states, tower building all over the shop. The
picturesque Empire State Building with the
Catalan’s before it were truly incredible. Well-
done Spaniards. You’ve made me proud.
The creator of a new app aimed at raising
awareness of the conditions of refugees Jack
Kent is our unsung hero this issue. The app
allows you to take the place of the refugee and
experience life through their eyes. It’s a truly
brilliant idea, with extremely honourable
ambitions behind
the game.
Thankyou, Jack
Kent, for creating
an insight into a
world unlike our
own.
“You know what really grinds my gears, I tell you what,
the freaking Amish, building there barns all over the
place, I mean come on!! Care to watch a TV anytime
soon, No-one wants a barns anymore, get with the
freaking picture. Also why has no-one ever tried to
combine Dominatrics and Nugget Porn, Ahhhh
Whipped Nuggets, and that people is what really grinds
my gears!
ABYSS RELEASE THERE LONG
AWAITED EP
“THERES NO WAY BACK”
CHECK OUT THE BANDS FACEBOOK PAGE http://www.facebook.com/Abyssuk
It is safe to say the X-factor has revolutionised the music industry, turning
everyday people, into global superstars through a gruelling processes testing
there performing abilities to the max. Love or hate the show, it has to be
appreciated as the main reason for pop music having some real talent
representing it. The show proves that there are some real singing talents
in this country, such as Marcus Collins.
Fresh from the blocks, the Liverpudlian has burst straight into the charts providing an upbeat sound to lighten everyone’s day. Marcus
follows in the footsteps of pop and soul heavyweights, such as the
marvellous Cee Lo Green and the heart throb Bruno Mars. But Marcus isn’t just a voice. He has also co-written the majority
of tracks on his debut album, which include the covers ‘Seven
Nation Army’; and ‘Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher’ by Jackie
Wilson. After seeing him live it is clear that Marcus appeals to
all, both young and old. After the gig we had the privilege of
meeting the man behind the music and asking him a few
questions.
Can you tell us something your fans don’t already know about you?
Something they don’t know about me? I don’t know come back to me.
What’s your favourite song to play live?
Probably higher and higher because it gets everyone going, and
everyone likes that song.
Who is your biggest influence? Probably Stevie wonder, musically I think he’s great! He’s
going to be playing at the queen’s jubilee. I’ll be putting a
call into Gary, “Let me meet that man, otherwise you and
me will fall out!” So hopefully we can sort that out.
Where do you hope to be in one year’s time?
Doing an arena tour and hopefully releasing a new album.
How would you cheer up the world?
By singing to them? Hopefully making them smile, that would
be good.
After Marcus Cheerily shook hands with us he said “I’m trying to
think of an answer to that first question now, something they don’t already know about me? They know too much about me, and it
freaks me out!” perfectly summing up Marcus’s humble approach
to stardom.
The album is already out and available on iTunes, and the single
Higher and Higher is also on sale now.
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Marcuscollinsuk
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/MarcusCollinsOfficial
Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svxlh8lvu_M&list=UUoClOx4Bd5LPwRKVIbFhOGg&index=2&feature=plcp
AWOL Not Going…AWOL Aaron Bruno is not going anywhere. Though the name of his musical project suggests otherwise. AWOLnation is the name of this incredible
musical outlet for the American lead singer, who oozes charisma. After two previous tries, Bruno has finally found the ‘one’. The band that
will make the difference, the band that has attracted loving fans from all around the globe, the band that thrust forward with their very own
genre. Why, some may ask, is AWOL the project that reaps the rewards for Bruno? Well, it’s simple, as far as Aaron is concerned.
“I went into my other projects thinking that I was the best, that I was destined for success. But then they didn’t work, and I set up AWOL as
one last try.” Bruised and beat, Bruno took up Red Bull’s offer of free studio time and wrote the emphatic Electronic Rock that AWOL offer.
The first, and currently, the only album released by this explosive act is the prestigious Megalithic Symphony, which scored a number one
spot on the US Heat chart, much to the joy of Aaron Bruno.
He is a natural front man, and, as proven by his success with AWOL, a natural underdog. Infact, it would be fair to suggest that AWOLnation
represent underdogs; they fly the underdog flag. A band logo with the word ‘Underdogs’ scrawled across it would be suitable to the
American. And what’s wrong with that? Everybody loves an underdog.
There is no doubting the ambition of Bruno. He truly believes he has what it takes to soar with AWOL, and as do his fans. All hundreds of
thousands of them. Despite the underdog status, the band are very much becoming rulers of the music scene today, with ‘Sail’ – the least
radio friendly song written with the line ‘Maybe I should kill myself’, was picked up on Zane Lowe’s Radio 1 show and broadcasted
throughout the UK, making the band an instant transatlantic success.
We spoke to Aaron on the day of his return to the UK, following a February show having to be cancelled due to a ‘severe case of the flu’ that
left Bruno bedridden, expecting to die a the hands of the horrific flu. Needless to say, Bruno hated the virus. “When I’m ill I just want all my
family with, my girlfriend, my Mom, so to be stranded in the UK with none of them was horrible. It was the first show we’ve ever cancelled,
which was terrible, but there was no way I could do the gig feeling like that.” A trip to their headline show at the London Garage showed us
why he has to feel at his best at every gig. Bruno was flinging himself into the crowd like he was made of cushions, not human flesh and
bones. A man possessed, he screamed out the lyrics to ‘Sail’ from a
comfortable spot atop a bunch of hands, holding him aloft. The gig
was such a show of passion that it was almost impossible to recall
discussing such wonderful topics as confectionary candy with the
man, only a few hours previous.
Atop his London balcony, Aaron Bruno’s day had, despite the
astonishing view of London’s skyline, been a bit draining.
Interview after interview, sat in the same chair, looking at similar
faces, Bruno had grown tired, and his mouth grown dry, so
when he spotted the pack of sweets in my bag, excitement
grew. “Is that gum?” The man asked. “No, no, it’s a pack of
skittles.” And so began the best part of conversation on that
balcony overlooking the capital of England. Such an incredible turn
of converse in the interview shall, hopefully, go down in history as
the greatest sidetrack ever.
Bruno loves the red skittles, more than the others. “But there’s no
difference,” I argued. Alas, Bruno believes that the red Skittles are a
gift from the overlord. Or aliens. Or the Skittle gods. The holy
grail of red skittles is Aaron Bruno’s way of cheering the world
up. “With music,” initially, the front man answered, greeted
with minor groans from both my companion and I.
‘Music’. Pfft. Yes, we do understand that
professionals take their work seriously, and
use it as an outlet to change the world –
we very much appreciate that Aaron
Bruno wants to change the world.
Frankly, we expect him to. But that
doesn’t make good reading. The answer
he gave after that though has created
half an interview. With a mischievous
grin, the blonde haired, shorts clad,
incredible front man uttered the words
“Or with red skittles.” And with that
short addition to how he will cheer the
world up, we conclude this interview
with the world’s newest
phenomenon. AWOLnation will rule
the world, and Skittle Vodka will be
their holy water.
AWOLNATION embark on a
US tour in October – see
their tour dates at
awolnationmusic.com
Up and Coming Where do you hope to be in one year?
We hope to become successful with
the release of our debut 9-track EP, we
hope this will increase our fan base
and allow us to play bigger and better
shows!
What is your main ambition?
The main ambition for Abyss is just to
continue making the music we love
and hopefully that other people will
love too. We hope to become a bigger
and bigger band so that more people
know about us and hear our music,
and hopefully even expand our fan
base outside of the UK.
What’s coming up in the near future for
you guys?
Our main plans for the future are to
firstly release this 9 track Debut EP,
but also to thereafter produce a single
with professional production, using all
that we've learnt over the years to
really impress people and impress the
music scene. Also to generally play
more gigs and bigger gigs.
How would you CheerUp the world?
We would CheerUp the world.....with
out banter which sometimes gets us
into trouble but most people find it
funny. Obviously our music will cheer
up the world... but we hope people see
the band members behind the music
and come to like us too
will.i.am - This Is Love ft. Eva Simons
It’s almost impossible to listen to the radio
without a synthesised auto tuned
monstrosity deafening your taste and
decency. The exception being The Brit
loving Will.I.Am, his new song “this is
love”, in the classic styling of the
American Beat Guru includes an heavy
dosage of the ingredients that seem to
have corrupted the Pop scene, however
Will conducts his productions with class,
his new song being no exception, with
ridiculous catchy lyrics and epic amounts
of bass making it perfect for the clubbing
scene.
Young Guns -Bones
It is important in our wonderous
modern age to recollect the
incredible albums of our time.
Should history to be anything to go
by, the incredible album 'Bones' by
Young Guns will be one of those
albums.
From the off, the feel of the album
is clear. I Was Born, I Have Lived, I
Will Surely Die begins the band's
2nd full length record in such an
anthemic fashion that listeners will
want to stand up and scream the
chorus. This incredibley infectious
roar of passion from Gustav Wood
continues throughout the album, at
least until the intermission at track
5. Dearly Departed, Bones and
Towers fully emphasise the Young
Guns potential for rock god-ness,
with enormous choruses the size of
their indefinite power in the rock
scene. The intermissive song of A Hymn For All I've lost provides a
Playlist
Maroon 5-Payphone
Coldplay ft. Rihanna-Princess
of China
Katy Perry-Wide Awake
Biffy Clyro- Folding star
beautiful, harmounious break from
immensity, replacing the choruses
with Borther In Arms and the
proceeding track Learn My Lesson
is astonishingly significant in both
music and lyrics, with force oozing
through the rich sounding track.
Sadly, the track Everything Ends
bring about the reminder that this
amazing album must come to an
end. But not before a few more
gigantic songs, after a bizarrely
placed Interlude at track 10 that
could do with not being there, in
honesty. The final two tracks,
Headllights and Broadfields round
the album off sufficiantly, a
wonderful end to a wonderful album.
Chris Brown - Don't Wake Me Up Starting out this song revisits Chris Browns raw talent, the acoustic intro allows his vocal qualities to dance gracefully into anyone’s unsuspecting eardrums. Then suddenly progress is shattered through a shameful piece of auto tuning. Being a fan of Chris Brown, it is torture to listen to his unique vocals being shamelessly slaughtered. However Brown’s catchy lyrics and undeniable addictive tune gives forgiveness to any previous mistakes.
Cheryl - Call My Name Oh dear it’s happened again, someone’s convinced Cheryl that she should release a new album. Depending on your taste, style and sanity, you may love or hate the young Geordie. This is the type of song that without a video accompanying it, it would not appeal nearly as much to a male audience. Respect to Cheryl she can keep up with the best of dancers but we wouldn’t call this one of her finer achievements.
In the last decade a rising group of people ,
young and old have formed in our governments
so called supported housing communities. These
new people come with their own horrifically
unique style. Many of our sporting brands have
risen to the challenge of meeting the needs of
these people, and who should rise to the
challenge with huge popularity, of course Nike!
This decent member of society can accept,
however now the female side of this species
have adopted their male companions monstrous
choice in footwear, ladies and gentlemen I give
you Nikes Air Max’s.
You may have noticed your local community further
diversifying to a new wipe off nationality. Fake Tans
nothing new , it’s has revolutionised the cosmetic
industry creating vast numbers of sales amongst
young women with the ambition to look like a Wotsit
dunked orange paint. This new fashion state finally
makes it easy for ugly chicks to look even
repulse even the most desperate of guys,
therefore creating a fantastic new type of
contraception.
Ever considered how
your life would be if you were
a over the top pompous half wit?
Here’s a few questions to consider, if you
answer any with yes then we have the perfect
accessory for you! Do you ever look in the mirror
and say “Yeah I would”? Have you ever
conducted in sexual intercourse with your sibling?
Do your parents send extensive amount of
money on you to make up for not loving you?
Woop the brand new section of CheerUp Webazine, the technology review, looking at what's looking good in the world of tech and I kick off the 1st ever edition with GREE. Gree is a multiplatform gaming app available for Iphones and android, its existence is prominent in Asia and china and is the 1st real multi platform gaming app the adds sophisticated across model social networking with in time gaming. The company behind Gree is set to break the western markets within the year and because of the in play markets which allow you to spend real cash to upgrade you animated characters, the company is set to make almost a billion in profit. Zuckenberg wowed us with the money Facebook made when it originally floated on the stock exchange, but Facebook is yet to successfully crack the mobile industry profit wise, Gree is carbon proof that its possible, and can be done to such a extent that in china more people use it than they do Facebook, over 700 million users worldwide Gree is addictive and is revolutionizing live real time mobile gaming.
•Low Cost of games varying from Free - £4.99
•Variety of games on offer to download from chess - KO Fighting
•The Beautiful In play gaming experience •Ability to play
mates or randomize against anyone in the world
Available to download On Iphones, Android and Windows 7 software from all Appstores. CheerUp Rating 8/10 Cheers
Backing Jake
This week I decided to jump on Marcello
because he’s a traitorous women snatcher,
therefore I was doing a service to all
women! Jack being the Robin to my
Batman decided to get involved, look at
the boy wonder go!!!
9/10
Wacky Ideas
Umberella shoes Fed up holey shoes, and sadly not the
glorious godlike holy, merely shoe
wetting holes. These umberella shoes
will help you out; a bubbly outer of
shoes will stop the rain getting in!
What app app? There are too many apps. So now,
we've thought a solution! If you play an
app that you don't know, the what app
is that app, app can tell you what app
that app is.
Penalty Wall England need some form of blockage
for penalties, just something! So we're
going to make a petition that allows
england to put a wall in front of the goal
for them to have a chance of winning.
Just a chance.
I was walking past a restaurant
the other day, and I suddenly
thought this. Why on earth do we
feel the need to tip waiting staff
after our meal? I mean, yeah,
sometimes they can be nice and
friendly, but at the end of the day
they get paid for that, that is a job
requirement. I mean, if we’re
tipping them on how nice they are,
just give them something other
than money, they get that at the
end of the day; a nice little card
saying ‘Well Done, You Did a
Super Job’ or something entirely
patronising like that. Frankly, it
probably exists because there is
some old dirty man out there once
decided he wanted to pay upfront
to buy out some lovely waitress he
fancied, and then it got
misunderstood as a tip and he
never got what he paid for. Well,
maybe. But honestly, it is a
mystery as to why nurses, and
workers that actual make a
difference don’t get tips, but
people that walk from one end of
a restaurant to another indeed do
get extra dosh for their ‘hard’
work, but for a nurse to get a
tip…well the only nurses that get
tips these days are the bloomin’
strippers who get a fiver tucked
into their pants, for no reason. So
next time you go to a restaurant,
tell the waiting staff to shove it if
they want a tip, or to save a life or
two.
JESSIE J @JessieJ
So funny to me when
people see me in
places like ikea and
the doctors and are
like 'What are you
doing here'..... Erm...
"Same as you?"
Will @WillyFerrell:
I hate when I'm
wearing my apple
bottom jeans and I
can't find my boots
with the fur.
Paloma
Faith @Palomafaith
That moment when
you find out your
fave restaurant was
closed down for
health and safety
reasons........
2012: Eureceipe for disaster
As norm, England managed to maintain a poor tournement standard through
out the 2012 Euro’s. Here are a few steps, I believe, the FA association
should have taken into account before our pathetic attempt at the Euro 2012.
Step
1: The FA should of realised the fact that England do not have enough hench,
wench or even dench (I think i’m down with the lingo) guys playing in the
Premiership currently. The only resonable response to this horrific crisis was
too clone the legendary tanks Emile Heskey and Akinfenwa. Once the cloning
had been complete it would have led to teams running in fear from an army of
Heskey’s and Fenwa’s!! Therefore we would of won the competition.
Step 2: The FA should have not stripped John Terry of his captaincy BEFORE
the friggin trial was held showing whether or not he was guilty (but we all
know he was because everyone is a racist) which led to Fabio quitting the
England job and the appiontment of Roy bludy Hodgson the defensive
minded, unsuccessful, good team ruining monster. Roy Hodgson’s tactics
were a key factor to why England played so shit during the Euro’s.
Step 3: : Sentencing Jordan Henderson, Stuart Downing, Asley Young and
Danny Welbeck to death! By publicly hanging these players we would not
have had to been angered by their involvment in the squad or by their very
poor performances at the Euro’s.,these players ceased to exsist then Theo,
THE OX and Carrol would of played at the Euro more helping us to lose in
the quarter finals in a different way than we did against Italia, yeah with all my
advice we would of stilll managed to fuck it up somehow, even with a game
involving only men playing I’m sure John “sick man” Terry would of got
distracted and performed his superpowers of wife shaggin, how could he
resist with all those hot eastern europeans knocking around in the stands. I
hear you ask the relevence to us losing and JT … there isn’t one he just a
twat thus we would of lost.
Anyway i’m bored now of trying to entertain you, go have a wank or watch a
World War 2 documentary and agree that I am right with my opinion. GOOD
DAY! Here’s a review of Englands performance…
EURO.
2K12. YOLO YOLT YORO YOLNT
But seriously. All faggy shit set
aside… This is my entire coverage
of all the best goals, games and
upsets of the Tournament…
Netherlands (LOL)
But anyway! It will be some key
moments in the tournaments from
the group Stages and all the
Knockout games that made us
cry… some with joy and England in
pain. And Portugal… anyway!!!
WE BEGIN!
GROUP
A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yea… we have Poland, Czech
Republic, Russia and former Euro
winners, Greece.
It would’ve seemed this group was
the weakest of the 4 and well… I
guess you have to say… yeah.
Anywho! The favourites to top this
group were Russia and the Polish
looked odds on to follow them into
the Knockouts…
First games saw the Pols and the
Greeks draw and Russia Thrash
the Czechs 4-1... Cech with a back
4 rather than a back 10...
But the Goal of the Group came up
in the 1-1 draw between Russia and
Poland… with this beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4
KO1BKk1-r0
I mean the desire in that game to
win was incredible considering the
history of both countries outside of
football.
A stunner
So yeah… Poland needed to beat
the Czechs… and Russia needed a
draw to go through… simple
enough…
Yeaaaah not quite. Greece won 1
nil and the Czechs beat Poland…
the table saw the once 4-1 losing
Czech’s top with Greece behind
them! Crazy hey?!
A weird but entertaining group!
And now we have Gr..
GROOOOOOOOOUUUUUUPPP!!!!
B!
So yeah… this was a pretty fucking BEAST
group. Holland and Germany being favourites
to come out in whatever order ( Both Odds in to
win the Damn thing!) and Portugal who some
predicted could cause an upset in the Group.
And Denmark.. Ahhem.
So first games played and It’s Netherlands 0-1
Denmark…. And 1-0 to the Germans against
Portugal… No you didn’t read that wrong…
Denmark did win as Krohn-Dehli punishes the
wasteful Dutch and seals an unanticipated
victory! Much to the shock of the wolrd… the
Danish celebrated in top fashion… as shown
here…
So yeah… it was a pretty shitty tournament for the Dutch as they went
home before the knock outs! With the Portuguese and groups winning
Germans going on to the next round! The best goal has to be either
Krohm-Dehli’s or Van der Vaart’s! Oi. Nah.
It has to be… Mario Gomez’ turn and strike… Pure class!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd20ohYHeGI&feature=related
Watch the Highlights of Germany v Holland and see… both Germany’s
goals were very good!
GROUUUUUUUUUUP. CCCCC
So we had the Spanish, Croats and the Italians…
And then there was Ireland. ( Fuck that.)
So yeah no surprise that Ireland got no points as Spain Italy and Croatia
are all 8th or above in UEFA ranking!
But atleast their fans were something to look at…
And their fans seemed to control the place in times of unrest…
Anywho! They were demolished by the Croatians 3-1 and then beaten by Italy… and
to round it off served a 4-0 Spanking from the Spanish. 4-0!
Here are all the Highlights for that game!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM9n5_6F8HA
Goal of the group goes to Super Mario (Balotelli) with this incredible
goal!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hyf8Uzk_RU
So good! He wants to get something off his chest… team mate has to cover his big
gob!
But all in all this group saw Spain concede their only goal of the whole thing! Shocking
really! I thought Spain and Barcelona had been figured out!
SEMI! Hard.
I would be the above.. If England had gotten there!
ANYWAY
First was the Spanish against the Portuguese!
A decent match I thought… but apparently it was boring. As nothing happened… ( No goals till
penalties)
But the Portuguese looked as though they could stop the reining Champions! Something other teams
seemed to have lacked!
With all the weight on his shoulders it was no surprise that Ronaldo couldn’t break the dead lock… I
mean he’s one of the best players in the world but he isn’t a one man FUCKING Army!
Poor guy always in the shadow of a 5’7” magician… Não é justo! Ey Ronaldo?
http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-27-portugal-spain.html
HIGHLIGHTS!
NEXT! THE MIGHTY GERMANS WOULD TAKE ON THE STUNNING ITALIANS! ( sounds gay but
nah.) IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE BATTLE OF!
WHO WAS THE BIGGEST DICK IN WWII. ( Sorry to any Germans reading cause 1 you lost and 2 I
actually love German people and am not a hater just cause of History! Germans are not Nazi’s! they’re
people! SAME GOES FOR YOU ITALY! )
SO YEAH FOOTBALL!
With the Germans favourites to win… the scoreline was a shock to many. Everyone including myself
underestimated the Italians! But it took one man. One very childish man to step up.
MARIO…. G…… LOL Nah MARIO BALOTELLI!
See what I mean?
Anyway the goals were sick! Amazing! Just pure class!
http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-28-germany-italy.html
GOALS AND HIGHLIGHTS IN THE LINK ABOVE! YEAAAAAAAAH!
So… it’s come down to this… two teams… over two weeks have battled feircly for the
chance to roll in glory… and only one will prevail.
Will it be the Class of Italy… or the Beauty of Spain.
Pirlo v Xavi
Balotelli v Torres
SPAIN. V. ITALY.
Tika Taka about to be taken to a new level?
Or will it be Forza Italia! Screamed by many?
4 - 0
SERIOUS?! I mean that’s just rape! Rape up the arse in an ally at night whilst the police just watch and laugh!. WHO
GETS BEATEN 4-0 in a CUP FINAL!
Shitting Hell Italy! Go out with some class!
http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-07-01-spain-italy.html
Watch for yourselves! It’s ludicrous!!!!
And to make it even Fucking stupider!!
TORRES GOT TOP SCORER!
3 goals and 2 assists for the Spanish Striker made him top scorer! JUAN MATA just about got his first
fucking few minutes before bangin in a goal!
THEY WERE THE SUBSTITUTES!
I think Spain were slightly underestimated after their poorer displays at the start of the tournament.
But critics have definitely been silenced.
For me… the top player of the tournament… was Pirlo. Apart from the last game. He carried the Italians
by bossing the midfield and only against Spain in the final was he cut out from the game. And Italy never
looked like scoring after he was blocked off!
Suprises… Are Alba’s performance. He was class to a high degree. And Now Barca want him back at
the Camp Nou for around 3 and a half times less than Carroll is worth! What is it with Barcelona and
wanting to buy back former youth players? Just don’t get rid of them!
Another surprise was to see Torres with Golden Boot! He did his job when he came on as a sub! Spain
needed goal. Torres got goal. But tbh his goals came with advantage Spain anyway. Imagine if Croatia
were still in it past groups… Mandzukic would’ve been on Fire!
… It is done. Tournament Over.
Spain Champions. Of the World. And of Europe (x2)
Thanks for reading and hope you enjoy! CYA NEXT TIIIIIIIIME!
GROUP…D!!!!!
ENGLAND! YEAAAAH!
FRANCE! YEAAAH!
SWEDEN! YEAAAAH!
UKRAINE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
CO HOST!
Anyyyyywhoooooooooo…
So England and France got the group started with a 1-1 draw
after a poorly defended FK was put in by Lescott, only to be
countered by Nasri’s long shot. FUCK SAKE.
England play the Swedish in what has to be on of the games of
the tournament!
Highlights here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeqDebOWTLI
Contender for goal of the Tourny from Welbeck right?!
WRONG.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVICH! ACTIVVATE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ckNKehCoOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOALAZO GOALAZO!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!….
DAMN THAT’S SEXY…
Here are all the goals of the group stages for you to pick and
choose your personal fav’s!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXSFCicmAHw&feature=rel
ated
SO WE see ENGLAND. TOP the group thanks to Sweden’s
effort against them!
SO WE WILL FACE! ITALY! AND WE WILL
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KNOCKOUTS!
SO YEAH!
We lost. Awwwwwwwwww FUCK SAKE.
0-0 full time after being dominated by the Azuri and seemingly
getting through ET! We lost on FUCKING PENALTIES AGAIN!
AGAIN! AAAHH!H!!!HH!H!H!H!H!H!H!HH!!!!!!!
-______-
Moody Asian man. (FUCK YEAH)
http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-
24-england-italy.html
Highlights of that incredibly painful game! Right there
That wasn’t the first of the Quarter’s but it was the most
important! ;) My opinion anyway!
… It’s the EURO’s I’m allowed to show some Bias!
So yeah next up is the rather cool German side against the
poor old Greeks… Bailout maybe? Or even lose on purpose to
them to help out? NO!
GERMANS, ATTAAAAAACK!
POW POW!
4-2! MARIO GOMEZ with 3 Goals! Leading goal scorer ahead
of Mandzukic, who’s also on 3. But he has an ASSIST!
VITAL!
http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-
22-germany-greece.html
GOALS AND HIGHLIGHTS! THERE!
Next was the Rather comfortable win for Portugal against the
Group A winners. Czech Republic! It was comfortable in the
sense that… they knew they were gonna score… just when…
and who else but Mr Portugal, Cristiano Ronaldo to step up
and head in a beautiful cross!http://football-
highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-21-czech-
republic-portugal.html
LINK ABOVE! WATCH! NOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
LASTLY. SPAIN V FRANCE!
France looked decent… at best… I mean I think England
could’ve beaten them if they tried attacking for more than 20
mins!
Anywho!
2-0! Shit France! Picked off quite easily by an under performing
Spanish Side! Spain looked as though they may have to work a
lot harder to retain their European trophy!
http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-
23-spain-france.html
BOOM HIGHLIGHTS THERE!
Politics Is A Dirty Word
Politics is a dirty word to many people who live in our modern day society of starbucks, ipads
and sunday golf with the father in law, they fill politics is just men in suits making craft handed
decisions that mean that they pay £200 extra in tax (thats at least 50 starbucks latte grande),
however it isnt, theres more to the life of politics and you can change it.
Its not simple but everyone should have the own self belief and empowerment to change the
world, to revolutionise the way we live our life, to be in control, there are many steps in doing
this, it takes time and it has a feel of fight club about it (minus the soap and insomnia). The first
real step in turning the factory of politics which dumps polluted waste into the river of society is
to question and not just accept, dont accept being lulled into your role in society, you are the
change, when given a situation where there are various options some with larger repercussions
than others, ignore them, look at the larger picture, take the options and as they are without the
repercussions and do what you think is best, this isnt saying deliberatly be an non conformist,
this is saying be yourself do what you want your on this earth once.
The Second thing to do is to take everything as it comes, if you are hit by a bad and neagative
situation then deal with it, accept it, mentally breakdown the pre conditions of ignoring the
problem or being crushed by it, tackle it, your dumped? go out and find someone else, dont cry
over what you could have, in a dead end retail job? quit, start again, start your life afresh, do
what you want to do. Remember you could waste 20 years of your life working for tescos, or you
could spend 20 years living your life.
The third thing is to work together to create the inverse society spectrum of which the top 1%
dont rule the 99%. The 99% should fight back, avoid McDonalds, Tescos, Coca Cola and Barclays
these Transnational companies control you, assfixciate you, they choke you into the life they
want you to live, where you spends thousands in a life time
for artificial monetary products that when fail, cause a global
meltdown that is completly invented by man. You pay them to
pollute the waters of bolivia to make a sugary water drink that
takes away some of your life, and you buy there homogenous
product which you think is some amazing meal, whens its salt,
fat processed meat that is killing you, but because of a
cleaver marketing team and a unbeatable law firm they get
away with it and we are forced to accept it, but not anymore.
Finally remember, as much as people are crippled by this
spoon fed society, this isnt it the way it has to be, fill the new
era of conventional politics, with revolutionary thinking,
politics and ideas dont bow down to the society thats
crippling us, make it bow down to us, without you, the
government coudnt govern, the companies would make no
money and society would crumple, so carpe diem, and take
back your society, your indpendence, your choice and your
life.
Graham Findlay
Boom another new section called lets revisit where we tell you to listen and watch an old CD/DVD that you have hiding in the back of the cupboard where you keep the rigged johnnies for special occasions.
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