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Yaar:
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi.Pathan: Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
Pathan Ka Challenge:
Pathan ne challange kiya kWoh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.
Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...
Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum...!!
Khwab:
Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Rank Laya. News channel walu ne pucha..
Ab Aaghe Kya Karoge ?
Pathan : bachpan se ek khwab Dekha Hai apna tandoor Center kholunga...
Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain:
1) Bachpan me Dono bhi Khubsurat The.
2) Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hai
3) Badee ho kar Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.
To Main Batata..
Ek Kutta pathan k piche lag gaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta huwa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata???
Akele:Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hai
Pathan : pata Nai Mujhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad Bhi akal nai ati
Pathan Ka Pyar:
Pathan (in romantic mood) :Tum meri zindgi ho!!
Wife : aur kaho achcha lag raha hai!!
Pathan : aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe!!!!!
Baap Ka Naam ''Google Khan'':
Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam hai??
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: ye kia naam hua bhala!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....
Eid mubarak:
Pathan ko gali me pada 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha “EiD MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.
Kangal Pathan:ek Pathan kangal ho gya to us ny apni Bivi se kahabachon ko un k nanky bhej doAuR tum apni ammi k ghar chali jaoMera Allah malik Main apny susral chala jata ho
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