Oh Em Gee

Oh em gee, it’s…

VALENTINES DAY!

You know what that means…

wink, wink.

STORY TIME!!!But first, you have to promise you’ll still love me at the end.

This thing is pretty girly. Okay it’s REALLY girly.

Repeat after me:

“I promise I will still love you when this is through,

Victoria.”

Ready? Okay!

Once upon a time, in a land that wasn’t terribly far away…

Lived a lovely princess named Victoria!

Victoria was a silly girl…she loved anything pink,

sparkley, and was always distracted by shiny things.

she could be your queen, or your loving wife.

but either way…she'll spice up your life.

if you ever need her she'll be right there,

daring you to take off your underwear!!

(gasp)

Victoria's life was fine and dandy, but something

was missing… and that was Andy!

(I promise I will never call you Andy again. It just had to rhyme

with dandy, lol.)

She always dreamed he'd fill her with glee, but when she found out he worked at Starbucks, she knew it

was meant to be!

When Andrew arrived, she knew right away.... that if he didn't love her

he had to be gay.

Hahahahahahahaha.

So, back to Drew.He spent his days slaving

away at OSU with not much time for love.

Okay that’s a lie. Just not the RIGHT love. ;-)

^the right love ^

Drew was strong and smart,

and when he met Victoria she stole his heart!

So while the two are waiting for their happy life, they can pretend to be be

husband and wife.

THE END!

And last but not least...

We’ll always have the diner.

I love you, babe<3.