- 1. Courtier-shipAnkit Tiwari(An Ti)
2. CourtKingMinistersMinistersExecutives ExecutivesExecutives
Executives 3. My Assumptions You all dreams to be at the highest
level You all understands end justifies means Little bad is OK for
a greater good Right or wrong, people cares if you are
successfulHONOR IS FOR WINNERS 4. Three Types of creatures Boss
Colleague Subordinates 5. Boss As You Know Difficult,
un-understanding Threatening Unfair opportunist Miserable
Un-supportivean absolute blood sucker. 6. Colleagues As you Know
Leg pulling Back biter Opportunists Let you down Your loss, their
benefitsecretly after you life 7. Subordinate/Juniors Helpless
Poor, Powerless Good for nothingpower of numbers.. 8. The Most
Important Person..TheBOSS 9. Why??? Can be helpful for your growth
Can keep you out of trouble Can teach you with his bad experiences
Would serve as a next step. 10. When Time Comes.Cross Over 11.
Understand Five Things About Boss He is a Human being He is a Human
being He is a Human being He is a Human being He is a Human being
12. So What?? Humans are (without exceptions) made ofemotions. PLAY
AROUND A human (without exception) has weaknesses.EXPLOIT THEM A
human cannot be neutral/impartial. TURNIT IN YOUR FAVOR 13. Key to
Success Understand the personality Level of EGO Emotional triggers
(Fear, Greed) Likes/dislikes Environment he/she is in Plan your
strategies around ignorance is the biggest crime 14. Ego Being a
senior he is entitled for more ego thanyou. Satisfy his/her higher
Ego and you are through 15. Emotional Triggers His fears (boss,
career, money, insecurity etc.) Greed (growth, money, fame etc.)
Anger (refusal, suggestions, timelines etc.) Jealousy (with others)
Personal issues (looks, skills, communications) play around.. 16.
Likes/Dislikes Appearance/clothing/turnout Interests
(sports/movies/music/food/writing/reading/politics etc.) Comfort
level (work/meetings/lunchtime/.and you think you are not his wife
17. Tricks 18. Follow himWrongRight He wears tie, you dont He wears
tie, you wear He likes sports, you are tienot interested He like
sports, show interesthe likes himself, so be like him 19. Flatter
IndirectlyWrong Right Boss you are genius My boss is genius (in Out
shine him front of others with his I will do it my own presence)
Down play yourself Ask for help Ego boost to him 20. Never
Criticize or CribWrongRight I am fed-up, tired, over Discussed the
issues, letburdened him understand your problemsnobody likes a cry
baby 21. Be Frugal In Asking FavorsWrong Right Boss can I go home
Ask for favors veryearly, can I come late, rarely and he will
beplease extend myhappy to obligedeadlines, pleasedecrease my
targets he is no welfare officer 22. Appear Genius, Not
WorkaholicWrongRight Boss, I worked so hard, Boss, I have enjoyedso
many late evenings, working on this project,for this project. (Even
if it was challenging butyou did so)fun. Thanks for trusting me
with this. (Even it took a hell out of you)knowledge is what you
know, smartness is what they thing you know 23. Mind Your
BehaviorWrongRight Give what they deserve Give what they want One
stick for all Stick or carrot, as I am equalitarian (fool) required
I respect the hierarchyladdo to Ganpati, dhatura to Shiv Shankar
24. Avoid Too Much Attention, Mix UpWrongRight Look how beautiful/
I am just like youeducated/rich I am Connect Being apart Keep them
with you Let others down Benefit: They will help Harm: They will
findways to punish you youa cowboy among cowboys, an aristocrat
amongaristocrats 25. Arrange to Be NoticedWrong Right Being
invisible Recognizable to Harm: Being nowhere in everyone,
specially seniors, two layersthe radarabove you Benefit: Seems
natural successor Its all about who you know and who knowsyou 26.
Take Credit IndirectlyWrong Right I have done good Others
says/feels, He Being credit hungry has done good Recognized by your
Credit comes to youboss n beloweffortlessly Recognize by bosses
ofyour boss they may need a replacement for the top job 27. Over
Friendliness Big No NoWrong Right Hey bosswas up. Good morning,
Howyou doing today he needs no friend, he might have plenty. He
needs a sincere subordinate 28. Master Your EmotionWrongRight You
are angry, looking angry You are angry, look calm You are confuse,
looking You are confuse, lookconfuseconfident You are jealous,
showing You are jealous, giveyou are jealouscompliments Seem as you
are Seem as you want to, be a good actor Be a good actor only a
fool shows his true emotions 29. Show Admiration For
OthersWrongRight Looking upset with Look happy on othersothers
achievementssuccess Criticize others Give compliments (even false)
Be a good actoronly one person doesnt like compliments, thedead one
30. Choose Your Words IntelligentlyWrongRight Say what you feel
(Fool) Say what is needed (Smart)Go soft while choosing your words,
in caseyou need to take them back.a dog barks when he feels like
31. Be a Source Of PositivityWrong Right Showing indifference Seem
happywhile meeting anybody Greet everybody Give smile Crack jokes
(mostly onyourself)a smile to win over 32. Never Bear a Bad
Outcome/NewsWrongRight Taking no responsibility Take responsibility
They think you are (front face)responsible They know you are not
Taking on yourself responsible Announcing bad news Find a scape
goat (poor guy) Find a messengershoot the messenger 33. Conceal
Your IntentionsWrong Right Hinting true intention Hinting modified
(for(fool) self interest) intentions Showing self beneficiary
Showing intention ofintentiongreater good Be a statue of truth Be a
good actor they would give you trouble if they knowyour intentions
34. Go Fight Your War. Incase you need some inspiration.. 35. , , ,
, , , , , , , , , , .Ankit Tiwari (AnTi) 36. In case you need to
discuss anything [email protected]..
