created by bob camp and jim gomez © 2009registered wga

In 2008, TV comic and pop icon Nick swanky lost his mind, on stage, before a live audience of the entire state of California. He ripped off his gold lamay jumpsuit and ran off, buck naked, into the hills.

The collective “Woe!” was heard as far away as Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

Nick swanky vanished without a trace...

ONE YEAR LATER-A pirate TV network, RVTV, captures the imagination of a nation fed up with bad news awful talent shows and programs about home improvement. .

Run by A band of road-warrior broadcast buckaneers, it is dedicated to giving America what it really wants! big laughs, Fast cars and hot chicks.

The host is the talented but slightly bent MR. swanky.

What is RVTV?rvtv is a cross between the “muppet Show”, “Mystery science theater 3000” and “Mother, Jugs and Speed”.

the network, RVTV, broadcasts from the omnibus, an enormous, mobile pirate TV station inside a converted Greyhound bus mated with a B17 flying fortress fuselage.

Nick and his cohorts roam the countryside haunting cheesy local Beauty Contests, Spring Break happenings, Classic car rallys, hot rod Hoedowns, Go-cart and bar stool races, Rock Concerts and Tailgate parties everywhere, delivering their own brand of weirdo comedy programming for TV viewers and the internet. Cool, strange and funny Short films and animation will be played for a viewing public hungry for the next You Tube.

The network will broadcast various programs interviewing celebrities, musical guests and hardcore fans from the set onboard the Omnibus and on location. The programming will be accessed from television and the rvtv network website.

internet Viewers will be able to interact with the host during special programs in real time and send their own video content to be aired on the network.

THE OMNiBUS

The RVTV mobile tv network is equipped with loads of home-made high tech gear for broadcasting on cable, satellite, cell phones and the internet. A rolling TV studio/fortress covered with sponsor logos, the omnibus stops for no man.

the crew

Nick swanky is the Late night comic type host with a smart mouth and laid-back personality. a professional “layabout”, he rejects the label “Slacker as it lacks direction and focus. “I've taken lack of effort to a zen-like level”, says Swanky. Swanky is a man with a checkered past.

He's been a prison hairdresser, a door to door marriage counselor, an underwear model and a con artist selling hair loss cures made from Chimp DNA. Nick is always on the run. He is chased by the demons of his past, creditors, angry ex-wives, obsessed fans, Bookies and FCC goons out to shut him down.

iggy wirebiter is a scavenger, chief engineer, tech guru and TV producer/director. a fast talking trouble shooting 3 -legged dog, Iggy battles wise-guy bugs in the hardware and pesky prankster gremlins that occasionally gum up the works. Iggy is the one who has to keep Swanky from losing it no matter what it takes. Whether it's cleaning up barf or making Nick's bail, the show must go on!

Baggy is the navigator and driver of the omnibus. he is a pessimistic, feather-bare Turkey Buzzard whose only friends are-John Deer, a half-dead road kill mule deer, plastered against the grille who Berates Baggy for being a lousy driver. (Baggy wishes he could pull over and eat the annoying deer bastard.) JOe, a month-old cup of coffee, SAMMY, a half-eaten ham sandwich,gabe, an optimistic, bobble-head dashboard angel.

Joe and Sammy fill baggy's head with depressing two cent philosophy while gabe pours on the faith and false hope just to confuse matters.

gregon and evo work for the government.

Their mission: capture Nick swanky and put the rvtv Pirate network out of comission for good!

gregon is the brains of the duo with an iq of 53. He is an expert at all forms of espionage including, reckless eyeballing, blatant evesdropping and hamfisted subtrifuge.

When danger is present, you can be sure that gregon will send evo in to take the heat.

Evo is a highly decorated ex-member of an elite black-ops organization of kamikaze party clowns. His fearless determination is only exceeded by his stupidity and his threshold for pain.

together, They pursue the enormous mobile tv network in their tiny 3-wheel coal burning car with the aid of out moded weapons such as the infamous wire-guided potato launcher and the incideous wooden tractor of troy.

despite all their lack of cunning and motor skills, they can never out wit the witty Mr. Swanky and usually end up choking on bus exhaust or being sucked up into the omnibus jet-Diesel intake.

charlie foxtrot, the cockamamie, shell-shocked, old wwii, bomber ace who pops up in the b17 turrets dishing out damage (no guns) to anybody foolish enough to try stopping the omnibus. He is also the cook, serving all the (ugh!) meals to the crew.

gremlins roam the crawl spaces of the Wwii bomber body playing mean, stupid pranks on the network crew.

Bugs skitter about in the wiring and gadgetry of the omnibus much to the dismay of Iggy wirebiter who is determined to wipe them out.

fubar, a strange faux-eastern carnival swami who was picked up hitchhiking and just never got off.

the rvtv band, a strange trio of birds that provide the music for the shows.

The Crew Chief, who runs a mobile pit crew that shows up when needed. Like a refueling plane he and his crew pull up along side the Bus, ready to Rock and Roll in anything from a blimp to a jet powered Zamboni.

Johnny Pazoozoo, is a likable, no account, bar-fly friend of Nick's who sponges off everybody. Oh, And he's the devil.

The showsEach episode has a central underlying plot-line which runs around the segments throughout the program. It involves the relationships and lives of stupid TV outlaws on the run in the fast lane.

The show will use live actors in a real world environment, puppets and computer generated animation when needed. The network (show) will broadcast various program segments interviewing celebrities, musical guests and hardcore fans from the set onboard the Omnibus and on location wherever fans gather.

Like in the Muppet show, The human characters and the puppets interact, running the network, hosting the segments and driving the bus. Puppets are treated like living characters with behind the scenes lives and relationships with humans and other puppets.

Each episode will be based on current, actual events and situations allowing the audience to feel part of and connected to the show as well as comical fictional story lines involving the show's cast and guests.

The network will broadcast various programs, interviewing celebrities, musical guests from the TV set onboard the Omnibus and on location. The host (Nick Swanky) and his cohorts will interact with hardcore fans, RV owners, and everyday people.

An actual working Omnibus (Like the Oscar Mayer weiner-mobile) could be built to appear anywhere.

The programming will be accessed from television and the RVTV network website where internet Viewers will be able to interact with the host in real time and send their own video content to be aired on the network.

SegmentsEach segment has it's own sponsors whose products will be featured. Not every segment will be featured in every Broadcast day but will be rotated through the episodes.

“Nick's rants and raves” Nick is on his second six-pack and it's time for him to unload his twisted editorial opinions on everybody. Fans will call in and email. letting Nick knowwhat they really think about him.

the “road rash report” keeps viewers up to date with news and life on the road as well as gossip about the messed up lives of the network staff.

“Rock your socks off!” is the musical segment where guest bands will play hot music, and interact with Nick and

the gang.

On “Iggy's tech tidbits”, Iggy, the network 'it' guy and show director, tells his secrets for producing high tech, illegal entertainment for no money at 80 miles per hour.

“Motorhead” The Crew Chief looks into the world of cool cars, fast cars, High horsepower!

“Ask Baggy” is a program where baggy and his pals give advice to viewers who send in videos and seek advice about love, money, car troubles and red neck fashion.

On the “rusty chef”, charlie foxtrot, the crazy old wwii, bomber ace, shows his gourmet prowess cooking on top of the massive red hot motor of the omnibus. This segment is brought to you by A1 Steak sauce, or Lee and perrins or by some equally useful condiment.

“The Fight” There's always a fight. And yes the fight has a sponsor.

“fubar speaks” is a segment where the counterfeit swami tells the fortunes of this week's unfortunate guest.

“In your face” is a segment where show stars get in the face of fans and viewers. They will visit Race events, Spring Break happenings, Tailgate parties and concerts to hear the voice of the masses. together they scream, “I'm mad as hell and... uh.. I forgot what i was going to say”.

“uncle swanky's Pajama mambo” Nick's late-night talk show opens with the Pajama Mambettes doing a dance number accompanied by the rvtv band “the Swankaneers”.“Yeah Baby!” Nick interviews real celebrity guests and up and coming musical talent in their sleepwear which is provided by our sponsor.