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CSC Proprietary and Confidential How to avoid crappy presentations Mark Masterson Innovation Lead, Some Part of CSC December 2012

How to avoid crappy presentations

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CSC Proprietary and ConfidentialCSC Proprietary and Confidential

How to avoid crappy presentations

Mark MastersonInnovation Lead, Some Part of CSC

December 2012

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Goals and Assumptions• Goals

– Define a blahblah blah roadmap that:• Is easy for sales, marketing, and our clients to understand and adopt• Supports clear and concise scenarios • Generates near-term opportunities, TCV and IYR• Leverages strategic offerings for: blah, blah, and blah

• Assumptions– Initial target audience

• 20 to 25 named existing ITO accounts – Approach

• Each account will require a blahblah approach that is tailored to their unique challenges

• We’ll leverage what we’ve learned to formulate a new sales model that incorporates:

– Proven demand generation model– A standardized approach to blahblah adoption for key standardized

offerings including:» Blahblah, blah and blah

• This is crap.

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Don’t Do This!• Goals

– Define a blahblah blah roadmap that:• Is easy for sales, marketing, and our clients to understand and adopt• Supports clear and concise scenarios • Generates near-term opportunities, TCV and IYR• Leverages strategic offerings for: blah, blah, and blah

• Assumptions– Initial target audience

• 20 to 25 named existing ITO accounts – Approach

• Each account will require a blahblah approach that is tailored to their unique challenges

• We’ll leverage what we’ve learned to formulate a new sales model that incorporates:

– Proven demand generation model– A standardized approach to blahblah adoption for key standardized

offerings including:» Blahblah, blah and blah

• WARNING: If a listener rolls a natural 20 while you’re reading one of these out loud, Cthulhu will come and eat your soul.

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But if you must do text…

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Do this instead.

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Break

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Big

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Text

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Up

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Don’t. Read. Slides.

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Scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail Copyright ® 2000-2009 New Media Broadcasting Company, Inc. All Rights Reserved. http://pythonline.com/

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