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Volume XXXVII

H M M T E R N I T Y CODNCIL HOLDS FUTST MEETING AND ELECTS OFFICERS

Hope College, Holland, Michigan, April 17 1929

Talk On Television Pleases Students

Number 84-11

Student Volunteer Band WESTERN STATE NORMAL CALMS HOPE

Spoiwored^bjrtheApchor R h o d < . 8Scholarship

Langeland Pres, Brouwer Election Held Soon V-Preg., Wolthorn Sec'y-Treas.

The culmination of the f i r s t pro- election of Rhodes ject of the ANCHOR came last Scholars will be held on December Monday afternoon a t four o'clock '» -students of this College or when the f i r s t regular meetir.j?; of ^ ' n ' v crs i ty must file their applica-the In te r f ra te rn i ty council of Hope ^ o n ® with the Secretary of the College was held at the Knicker- S t a t e Committee of Selection be-hooker Hall. ' o r e October 19, according to a re-

The constitution which appears c e n ^ announcement from Frank elsewhere in this edition was form- Aydelotte, American Secretary to ally adopted, and then the group Rhodes Trustees and President proceeded to the main task of the o f Swarthmore College,

day, namely the electing of the of- A Rhodes Scholarship, the most ficers required by this constitution, coveted of all under - graduate The results of the balloting were as awards, entit les the holder to two follows: years of study at Oxford Univer-

President Earle E. Langeland wty, with an annual stipend of Vice-Pres. Henry Wolthorn (about $2000). If , at the end Sec'y-Treas Henry Wolthorn of the second year the Scholar These officers will serve until presents an approved plan for an

November 15, of this year . additional year 's study, the Rhodes The following are the delegates Trustees will then extend his

tha t have been elected f rom the Scholarship to cover a third year, d i f fe ren t societies to serve upon K h o d e s Scholars are elected without this council: examination on the basis of the i r

Addison: Arthur Oudemool records in school and college, ami Henry Wolthorn n o restriction is placed upon their

Cosmopolitan Stanley Ver Hey c h o i c e o f studies.

Herman Kruizenga To be eligible a candidate must Dickensian Wm. Hakken be an nnmarried male citizen of the

Coert Rylaarsdam United States , between the ages of Emersonian Earle E. Langland

Elwin Vandenbelt Fra te rna l J . N. W. De Pree

Alvin Cook Knickerbocker Donald Wade

Paul Brouwer o

Duggan Promises To Make Address

In Model League

MR. DICKEY GIVES FINE LECTURE TO LARGE

CROWD IN GYM

Movies Shown

m ECTOR OF INBTITL'TE OF E n i T A -

TION W I L L BE PRINCIPAL SPEAKER

FOSTER WILL ALSO SPEAK

In Carnegie Gymnasium, Thurs-day morning, April 11, at 11 o'clock, Mr. Dickey of the Michigan Bell Telephone Company at Grand Rap-ids delivered a very interest ing lec-ture on Television. There were no

fourth-hour classes in order that the entire student body and faculty might attend.

Mr. Dickey explained very clearly t n d lucidly the s teps necessary to t ransmit a picture, or a scene by wire or by radio. He even explained the making of the more important par ts of the sending and receiving appara tus , "built" on the s tage, as he said, a photo-electric cell (or "electric eye") a scanning disc, a vacuum tube, and a neon tube. Their uses and positions in the ma-chine were shown, and the entire piocess of Television was made

d e a r . The main dilficulty connected with it, said Mr. Dickey, is tha t of synchronizing in some way the

sending and receiving sets, f o r un-less this is done perfectly, no co-herent picture will be received. Al-though Television was for a time being employed by several regular broadcasting stations, it has been slopped now, except in the short wave channels, since it causes in-terference with other stations, due to the wide range of frequencies

used. Mr. Dickey said t h a t it would probably be many years be-fore Television is perfected, and tha t then it would very likely be of a different type than tha t which he explained.

Af te r his lecture, he showed two motion-pictures, one showing the steps of sending a photograph by telephone, and the other showing how anyone in America may speak by telephone to anyone in England.

Professor and Mrs. Hager enter-tained the officers of the Student Volunteer Band at a breakfast last Saturday morning in honor of Mrs.

Induk Kim, who, as a guest of the College, had done so much to re-

n waken the missionary spiri t among the students. Af te r a de-lightful breakfas t they accompa-

nied Mrs. Kim to the 7:43 train. The Volunteers are very gra teful

to Mr. and Mrs. Hager for their interest in missions on the campus, end are very sorry to know tha t they shall have to be without help and guidance next year.

DIAMOND ARTISTS FOR FIRST LOSS

C. Bremer Receives Appointments to Ohio

M«r* Than 21 Michigan ('olltcru To H«vf KfprMtnUtivM on ( ampui for

Leagut Mwl

Stephan P. Dutotan, director of the Insti-tution of International Education ulnce 1919, will be one of the principal speaker* on the proirram of the model assembly of the League of Na t ions to bo held here

April 19 and 20 by the Student Christian aMociation. Sir Geortfe Foster, premier of the province of Ontario, Canada, will also be a lecturer a t one of the meetinff*, a-has been announced previously.

Mr. Ihiwran, who Is a graduate of Col-umbia university and who received hi% master 's decree from Rollins college, is widely known as un author and educator. He was the lecturer on international re-lations a t Columbia for two years and has been secretary of the American University Union In Europe since 19'.'6. Mr. Dutontn has been closely connected with education in the Philippines, Constantinople, and Athens, Greece, and was director of the Council on Forefen Relations, the Italy-American society, the Huntiary society, and the Netherlands-America foundation. He is the author of "The Eastern Question—A

Study In Diplomacy," "The League of Na-Uons," and "A History of Education."

Miaia ten To Be Ht re Foreign ministers of 55 countries from

more than 20 MichiRan college campuses will be in Ann Arbor for the model as-sembly of the League to discuss many of the ImporUnt question* which a re at pres. ent vexing the world. The admission of Ruasia (a question which is purely hypo-thetical in that it has never come up for discussion before the League) the Mandates system of governing small countries, and the problem of Disarmament will be the ma jo r topics for controversey a t this as-

sembly. This meeting is the second ot i ts kind to

be held in Michigan, the first being held a t Lansing last year. Colleges all over the country a re awakening to the Importance of the international problems which are clamoring for settlement, and are attempt-ing to present t h e * problems in the most enjoyable as well as the most penetratinw

manner . v • A s t m U i e s HcM Elsewhere

Such an assembly was recenUy held at Vaaaar college in which about 20 colleges and universities from Naw York. New Jer-gey, and Pennsylvania together with dis-

nguished speakers from New York City. Washington participated. New England

colleges will assemble at Mi. Holyoke in April for the second conference for thi. region, while in Umisiana, Chicago, and California simUar it*stings are to be held.

0 I t is impossible fo r anyone to

have the desire to do a th ing with-out having sufficient ability inher-ent within himself to make the at-ta inment of t h a t thing possible.

—Ross.

No good work is ever lost.

CECIL RHODES

nineteen and twenty-five, and must have completed at least his Sopho-more year in college before the time he goes to Oxford. He must then be one of the men chosen to represent this institution in the competition. Scholars selected on December 7, 1020, will go to Oxford in October 1030.

The qualities which will be con-sidered in making the selection are literary and scholastic ability and at tainments , qualities of manhood, t ruth, courage, and moral force of character, and physical vigor as shown in outdoor sports or other ways. Exceptional athletic prowess is not essential to election.

These Scholarships were created by the will of Cecil Rhodes, the famous South African statesman and capitalist , who died in 1002. Their purpose is expressed in the terms of his will: 4 i also desire to encourage and foster an apprecia-tion of the advantages which I im-plici t lyJMicve will result from the union of the English-speaking peoples throughout the world, and to encourage in the students f rom the United States . . . an a t tach-ment to the country from which they have sprung, without I hope withdrawing them or their sym-pathies f rom the land of their adop-tion or bir th."

Fur ther information and appli-cation blanks may be obtained f rom Dr. Nykerk or f r o m President Frank Aydelotte, American Secre-tary, at Swarthmore. Pa. Full in-formation about study and life in Oxford is supplied especially for American students in Oxford of Today, published under the direc-tion of the Association of Ameri-can Rhodes Scholars, by the Ox-ford University Press, 114 F i f th Avenue, New York City.

J U N I O R - S E N I O R BANQUET SOON

SENIOR FLAK T0-NITE, THUR, FRI.

Tonight you will have your first opportunity to see "Smilin* T h r u , " a romantic comedy in three acts, written by Allan Langdon Mar t in ,

end presented by the Senior Class of Hope College. The proverb says that opportunity knocks but once. This being a very new and modern

age, however, and the class cf '20 exceedingly progressive, the pro-verb is going to be done two bet ter . In fact , opportunity is going to knock three times. But woe be unto him who fails to heed the call! Sorrow and mourning will be his who a f t e r Fr iday evening is un-able to say that he has seen one of the best Varsity plays ever put on at Hope College.

Regardless of when you see the play, there is a real t reat in store for you. Again, regardless of the fine cast which is doing its best to put on a production which will re-ctive your cordial approbation, the stage setting, l ighting effects and music are well worth the fifty or seventy-five cents which you will pay for a ticket. Imagine how much the quaint background of an old English house and garden will add to the beauty of any stage. Then the intr icate l ighting effects en-hance the already at t ract ive scene. Two hundred fifty-seven lights will be used, giving thirty-five different effects on the stage. Carnegie Hal! doesn't see such elaborate s tage settings every day. The whole set Is being arranged by the Century Art Studios of Grand Rapids. F u r -thermore, mid-Victorian costumes ore used in one act where charm is indeed picturesque. Ju s t a word, too, about the music. — Besides the regular orchestra which will play before each act, there will be sof t music of violin and piano backstage at various times. Of course you know the title song which has long been a favorite with many. You will enjoy it all the more now when it accompanies such an appropr ia te play.

So "Smilin' T h r u " is wai t ing for

Student Volunteer Secretary at Hope

Last Friday Hope's campus was visited by Mrs. Induk Kim, a na-tive of Korea, and traveling secre-tary of the National Student Vol-unteer Movement. Mrs. Kim ap-

peared at chapel, dressed in her native costume, where she spoke Iriefly about her experiences as a Christian in Korea. During the morning she hatl several confer-ences with the students. At half past three in the afternoon she spoke to a group of seminary and college men. Dr. A. Pieters, who presided at the meeting said, "I can add nothing to t h a t applause," when she had finished speaking. Mrs, Kim also spoke a t the Student Volunteer Meeting a t five o'clock

where she emphasized the possibili-ties of missions in the world. "When a certain Mission Board can

not send out all i ts available can-didates," said Mrs. Kim, "Why not exchange with some other Board that has money but no candidates? We are all working for the same Christ and the welfare of the peo-ple." During the evening she vis-ited the Dorian society where she spoke on "My Impressions of the American College Woman." She said tha t there are three types of

women in the American colleges and universities. The cigarette .smoking, flippant type; the ul t ra conservative; and the sensible, thinking woman.

Mrs. Kim captivated the hear ts of the students with her keen sense of humor and complete consecra-tion to the Master. May she visi t our campus again, before she re-turns to he r native land, to in-inspire us with a g rea te r love for our fellow men.

Ohio Sta te University has re-cently notified another Hope senior tha t his application for post gradu-ate work in chemistry has been accepted and that he has been granted an assistantship. This year Clarence Bremer is the Hope-ite who is honored. Mr. Bremer lias been a most industrious stu-dent during his college days and high school career at Holland High school. He has always been ad-mired by his classmates and all are overjoyed at his success.

Bremer is, however, but one of the many men sent to Ohio Sta te from Hope. During the ten years preceding 1023, nine men were sent to Ohio on chemistry assistant-ships. Since that time Dr. Van Zyl has been head of our chemistry de-par tment and in that time six men

have gone to Ohio. All of these men have made very enviable rec-ords. Dykstra, the first of this group, now is connected with the Dow Chemical Company, at Mid-land. Bussies, Shoemaker and Schurman are still pursuing their post graduate work now, and Bus-sies expects to receive his Ph. D. degree this year. Van der Ploeg is now teaching at Ottawa Hills High school at Grand Rapids. Then, last, we have Bremer, who will study oiganic chemistry next year.

Of all the scholarships given by the school it is certain tha t the science department has been re-sponsible for the most, perhaps as high as ninety percent. This is an enviable record for any one depart-ment of a school and is a direct compliment to Dr. Van Zyl and Professors Lampen, Kleis and Thompson. The growing import-ance of the department must be recognized, when one considers the records.

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Hope Professor Has Writings In Sewanee Review

Hope To Entertain High School Orators

Hope college will be the scene of a high school district oratorical and declamatory contest when the winners of 12 sub-district competi-tions come here for the final con-tests on Fr iday evening May 3rd.

Among the contestants will be Miss Alice Kat te , sister of Hopeite Marion Katte , who won the sub-district declamatory contest in Zee-land last Fr iday evening, while Miss Eunice Godfrey of Saugutuck won the oratorical competition. The judges for th is contest were Pro-fessors Hinkamp, Lubbers and Ray-mond, all of the Hope college fac-ulty.

The difference between the dec-lamation contests and the oratory contests lies in the fac t that the declamations are memorized selec-tions from another 's writ ings while the orations are original composi-tions of the orators.

It is quite a recognition for Hope to be chosen by the Michigan High School Oratorical Association fo r the place in which to hold the con-test, since i t is usually a state school that is so honored. Because a large group of Hopeites a re expect-ed to attend to welcome the vis-itors, it has been suggested that the l i terary societies go in a body to the meeting, which will be held at 8 o'clock.

you tonight. If you wan t to live to a ripe and happy old age, f r ee f rom all regrets, come and give the Se-nior Class your support . — Wed-nesday, Thursday, and Fr iday — 8 P.M., in the gym.

Prof. Hooker Has Criticism of Cabell Published

During the past few weeks, Hope College has been honored in a rath-er unique fashion. Professor Hook-er, one of our own Faculty mem-bers, has had the distinction of seeing one of his works, an essay— "Something about Cabell" pub-lished in the Sewanee Review, a Quarterly of very high standing which publishes essays both liter-ary and scholarly. And, what is more, this article was judged the most outstanding of the entire is-sue.

Mr. Hooker has made a very complete study of the works of James Branch Cabell and has not

been satisfied with the criticisms hurled a t the foremost American novelist of today. Since 1020, when Cabell published Jurgen, con-troversy regarding his works has been most evident. In "Something about Cabell," Professor Hooker points out the fact tha t critics have gone to ei ther one extreme or the other in est imating his works, and that there was a dire need for a criticism which would be conserva-tive and present the real Cabell to the public.

The title of the article was very cleverly chosen, it being a play on the t i t le of Cabell's la test romance —Something about Eve. Among James Branch Cabell's best known works are ; Jurgen, The Soul of Melicent, F igures of Earth, and Something about Eve.

Hope College feels very proud that this distinct honor has come to one of i ts instructors and are sure tha t Mr. Hooker's l i terary ability will br ing him honor in the future .

SCORE 1 1 - 0

Van Lente, Poppink, Van

Oss, and Steffens

Twirl

The Hope college baseball team showed that they had practiced only a few nights previous to the open-ing game, as they returned from Kalamazoo Saturday evening with a bat sack filled with goose eggs having been blanked by the West-ern Teachers college nine by a 11 -0 score. The game had many good features for the Hopeites despite the walloping as it brought t ) light many weaknesses and points of s trength, so that Coach Schouten will be able to iron out some of the defects. Fielding was very po >r for our diamond artists, seven er-rors being chalked up •»gainst 'he ball chasers. The winning Teachers team pounded out nine hits to five for the Hope team, the errors there-fore making the wide dfiference in score.

Cox Van Lente started on the mound for Hope and held the op-position scorless in the f i rs t canto. On a combination of hits and costly errors three Kazoo men crossed the plate in the second inning, and dur-ing the following inning's activi-ties three more players bearing the Kazoo insignia trotted over the home pan. Poppink and Van Oss were used for two innings apiece and showed up very well in the box considering the experience they have had.

Four pitchers were paraded into the game as pitchers and held the batting attack of the Schoutenmen to five measly singles. Har ry Ver Stra te and Wally Hyink each got two singles in four tr ips to the plate. Mackay secured the best average of the afternoon, get t ing two hits, two walks, and a strike out in five at tempts.

The Hope students have no rea-son to feel sorry for the baseball team, thinking tha t a disastrous season will be the result. The wea-ther conditions were very poor on Saturday and the baseball played showed the effects of it. Next Sat-urday the Hope team will encoun-ter their f i r s t M. I. A. A. game by playing the Albion club at Albion. A much improved baseball team will face the Methodists and they will be given a battle as only a Hope team can f ight them. . The f i r s t home game will be played on April 27, the Hilsdale team meeting the Hopeites in a doubleheader. A large crowd should come out to see the big a f t e r noon of baseball.

Score by innings: Hope 000 000 000 0 5 7 W. S. T. C. 033 102 02x 11 9 2 Batteries: Van Lente, Poppink, Van Oss and Stef fens ; Pray, Ell-ington, Swafort , Kimball and John-son.

"If ignorance is bliss, ' tis folly to be wise."

Wisdom is a simple mat te r of not being the same damphool twice.

Society Heads Get Together To Set Banquet Dates

A change in the method of a r ranging spring banquet dates of the Literary Societies was made this year, under the sponsorship of the President of the Student Coun-cil, Mr. Chas. Rozema.

Instead of beseiging Dr. Dimnent for several months in advance, the various society presidents met, and were given the available dates. They then indicated their prefer -ences, and dates were arranged which were mutually sat isfactory.

The schedule follows: May 24 Alethian May 25 Knickerbocker May 30 Dorian |

May 31 Dickensian June 1 Sybilline '

June 3 Sorosis j June 5 Cosmopolitan June 6 Delphi ^

June 15 Emersonian Fraternal (undetermined) *

The Student Council deserves much credit for introducing this forward step.

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THE A N C H O R T H E ANCHOR S T A F F

gnHtof . Ki r le E. IjmtreUind

Aisociale . —Al ice Drunson, Donald Wade, Gordon Van Ark

AAWtiea - - Bernard Arond*horrt, Watson SpoeUtr*

Campus Newt Evelyn Steketee

H u m o r — M y r o n Leenhou t i ,

Alumni

Rxekanvt*

Head Repor ter^

Reporter* Marlon Alday, Adella Beeuwken, Nicholaa BurKKraaff. Anne Buth, William

Cktuch, Harold Hoover, NienKuU, Ro1»crt Notier , Cynthia Palmer ,

1 4 * 1 I I « &

William Kujrper

.Bernadln® Slebera

Donald Martin

Pau l Brouwer

Harold Hoover. Tlllie Mawellnk, Eather Mulder, John Mulder, Ar thur Rober t Notier , Cynthia Palmer , Lillian Sabo, Har ry Ver Strate , Edi th

Drescher, Ivan Johnson, Rudolph Nlchol i , Howard Schade..

For IIo|»€ H . H Schneider

BUSINESS S T A F F

Bualnenii ManaRtr — AaiUtant«..^..„— Circulation Manager .— —

AitsistanL...............

. . . Raymond McGllvra .LOUIB Damt t ra , Lola De Wolfe

, H a r r y K. Smith C. Van Leeuwen

MOODS

Miss Barkema: "How did you

like P a r i s ? "

Stude: "Aw, they speak too much French there."

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Then there 's the one about the Scotchman who, a f t e r being asked

to b r ing a present to a golden wed-ding, brought a goldfish.

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Weather fo recas t : F a i r tonight and Thursday. Not much change in

temperance. • • •

Betty S.: "Really, goodlooking

boys are so scarce these days, I th ink 1 ought to make mine do an-other year ."

GRAMMAR TALK

Evere t te : "May I m a r r y your Many of us, as someone has said, are like wagons without

springs that jar as they pass over the tiniest pebble. Every ^ little occurence aflfects us pleasantly or unpleasantly, to such ' ^ „ M a r r y o u r d a u g h t e r ?

a degree that trifles may change a happy mood to one of deep- T h e p o o r c h i l d i s t o o y o u n ^ s h e

est gloom. Another writer has said, "Little things are like hasn't touched a revolver yet." little sticks. Taken alone they can not hurt us, but bound to-gether they may crush or break us." The problem then seems to be to keep the little sticks from getting together—and we can. If we keep storing up and cherishing all our petty griev-ances and troubles, not only the mood of the time will be changed, but the mood, as we learn in psychology, will change into temperament, and temperament into disposition, and the t h e | r a p a r t m e n t a f t e r

first thing we know we are hopelessly in a rut—habitually turned from vacation." morose and mentally down-trodden. Too bad, isn't it? Espe- "What's-a-matter? Lose daily when it's nobody's fault but our own. Remember that ^ey?"

Cassius said to Brutus:

You see a beaut i ful girl walking

down the s t e e t She is, of course,

feminine. If she is s ingular you

become nominative. You walk

across to her changing the verbal

and then become dative. If she is not objective, you become plural.

You walk home together .

Her mother is accusative and you become imperative. Her brother is

an indefinite art icle.

You walk in and s i t down. You talk of the f u t u r e and she changes

to the object. You kiss he r and she becomes masculine. Her f a the r be-

comes present and you become the past participle.

CAMPUS

Prof : "Wha t ' s a dry d o c k ? "

Student : "A physician who won't fill out subscriptions."

"The

S N O W E D OUT

Smiths couldn't get

they into

re-

the

44The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars

But in ourselves, that we are underlings."

CONSTITUTION OF THE

INTERFRATERNITY COUNCIL

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ARTICLE I

The name of th is organizat ion shall be: The I N T E R F R A -

T E R N I T Y COUNCIL. ARTICLE II

Section 1. The purpose of the I n t e r f r a t e r n i t y Council shall

"No, they fo rgo t to tell the boy to stop the Sunday papers . "

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" H a s anyth ing s t a r t l ing hap-pened at the country club l a t e ly?"

"Yes, a couple of men f rom the country asked to join."

Negro caller a t Hospi ta l : "I came

to see how mah f r e n ' J o e Brown was ge t t ing along."

Nurse : "Why, he's ge t t i ng along fine; he's convalescing now."

Negro: "Well , I'll si t down and wait till he's th rough."

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Mrs. F a r m e r (who keeps sum-

mer boarders ) : "We have a speak-

easy in the woodshed and a night

club in the barn, and the hired girl t akes a bath in the d in ing room

twice a week. We want our New

York guests to feel a t home." he:

1. The promotion of fellowship and co-operation between

the societies. 2. The suppor t of the Student Council, and all other s tudent

activit ies t ha t may reasonably expect the support .

Section 2. The Council shall not have anyth ing to do with

the formulat ion or discussion of any rules, regulat ions, or any action wi th regard to methods of t ak ing new men into the soci-

eties, except by special amendment to this consti tution.

ARTICLE III.

Section 1. The membership of the In t e r f r a t e rn i ty Council

shall consist of two delegates f rom each society. Section 2. Of the two delegates f rom any one society, the

one shall be designated as the Senior delegate; and the o ther a s the Jun io r delegate. At the beginning of each new te rm each

society shall elect, or otherwise choose, one man to become their

Jun io r delegate, while the ac t ing Jun io r delegate shall become

the Senior delegate. ARTICLE IV.

Section 1. The officers shall consist of a President , a Vice-

President , and a Secre ta ry-Treasurer , chosen f rom the whole

group by ballot. Section 2. No two men f r o m any one society shall hold

office a t the same time. ARTICLE V

The Pres ident shall preside a t all meet ings .

Pa t ron :

h e r e ? "

Wai te r : everyone."

"Do you serve, lobsters

"Cer ta inly , we cater to

The Vice-President shall preside when the Presi-

Section 1.

when possible.

Section 2.

dent is absent. Section .3. The Secre ta ry -Treasure r will keep the records

of the Council, and take care of the finances. Section 4. There shall be two t e r m s of office in each school

year. The one extending f rom April 1, to November 15; t he o ther

f rom November 15 to April 1. Section 5. The officers f o r a new te rm shall be chosen

f rom among the Junior delegates, before the new delegates a re

installed. A R T I C L E V I

VOTING ON MEASURES

Section 1. All vot ing shall be done by the roll call.

Section 2. Each society shall have one vote, cast by the

Senior delegate. Section 3. E i ther the Senior or the Jun io r delegate f r o m

any society may ask fo r a s tay of voting on any measure f o r

which he does not wish to assume responsibility, fo r a minimum period of for ty-e ight hours, dur ing which t ime he may confer

with h is society upon the mat te r , and sense their wishes. Section 4. A unanimous vote is required to pass any meas-

ure. A R T I C L E V I I

VOTING ON OFFICERS

Section 1. Each individual delegate shall have one vote, in-

cluding the President . Section 2. A major i ty J s required to elect any man to office. Section 3. Vot ing shall be done by ballot.

ARTICLE VIII

Levies fo r such pro jec ts as may require financing shall be made upon the societies upon a membership ra t io basis.

ARTICLE IX

Section 1. Meetings shall be held the third Wednesday of each month a t call of President .

Section 2. Meetings may be called a t any time provided the de legates f rom any one society ag ree t ha t such is necessary.

Section 3. The meet ing place shall be optional.

ARTICLE X

Amendments m u s t first be presented before the Council, and passed by it. They must then be presented to the societies, and

receive the unanimous support of them, before going into effect.

H. F. : "Doctor, can you cure me of snor ing? I snore so loud that I awaken myself ."

" In that case I would advise you to sleep in another room."

Ma wasn' t supers t i t ious : "Daddy,

do you remember where you first met m u m m y ? "

"Yes, dear , it was a t a dinner

pa r ty and there were th i r teen a t the table."

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Drowning m a n : "Uh-blub-elp-lub-ublubs."

Drowsy bys tander : "You said a mouthful , brother .

• • • Notier : "Where you f r o m ? " V. D. Naald: "Chicago." Not ier : "Le t ' s see your bullet

wounds."

• • #

"I will not use tobacco,"

Said little Robert Reed,

My mother and my s is ters now Monopolize the weed."

• • •

J a y K.: " I shall never marry , unti l I have found my direct oppo-s i te ."

Dip: "There a r e many intell igent g i r l s on the campus ."

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P r o f : "And did p l a i n ? "

Frosh : "No, God did tha t . " • • •

The absent-minded professor took off his wife and kissed his sock.

Hello everybody! How are you?

We hope you all enjoyed Spr ing

Vacation and house cleaning. We

suppose you can rest now till Sum-

mer Vacation because all your te rm

papers a re finished. Be t t e r be care-

ful with those bureau d rawer s or your rest will have to be disturbed by another cleaning.

* $ *

Some people were busier than others dur ing vacation. At least

they have more to show for the i r

act ivi ty . How many of you can

sport an Emersonian or a Sibylline pin like Mar jo r ie Du Mez and S tan

Van I ^ r e ? * * a

Dutch Poppink and Marga re t

Rudd have also each lost and gained something. Oh yes — "in

the S p r i n g a young man ' s f ancy . " a a a

Dr. Nykerk has lost and gained something too. He lost h is old Ford

with the rumble-seat . His gain is

n new Ford without a n imbler , a a a

In case you didn't realize it, we j u s t w a n t to remind you tha t the re was a mass meet ing last Thursday .

The g roup s inging was par t icu la r ly

good. No wonder! See who led it.

We t ake for g ran ted t h a t a course in technique of s inging has been

added to the Educat ion depar t -ment.

If you should see a Co-ed wear -

ing a l i t t le gold " H , " don ' t c lass i fy ,

he r as a Senior a thlete . She re-

ceived the token f o r ext ra-curr ic-

u lar ac t iv i ty o ther than athletics, a a a

We imagine t h a t the four mile

course may lose some of i ts popu-

lar i ty now tha t t he tennis season

has begun. The only trouble is to find some tennis courts .

"a a a

A f t e r t he lecture on Television, Telephoto and Trans -At lan t i c Tel-

ephone we imagine tha t some of us

had be t te r s t a r t sav ing r ight now if

we ever wan t to talk to London, a a a-

Quar t e t s seem to be quite in

vogue on the campus . There is u

F r a t e r Quar te t , a Cosmos Quar te t , * and an Emerson ian Quar te t who

sang a t the mass meeting. Oh,

there is no question about it. It takes a mass meet ing to br ing out ta lent .

a a a

There cer ta in ly a re some fine actors in the Senior Class, a ren ' t

there? We hope they've learned to be ca re fu l with t ha t gun.

First Tune On New Chimes Will B e - ?

What do you think will be the first hymn played on our beaut i ful chimes in the new chapel?

When seeking information one . mus t go directly to those w h o .

know. So I did! Fi rs t , I sought out . our f u t u r e organis t and quietly put

the question to him. He immedi-

ately said he didn ' t know and didn' t think any one else could tell, since

it was so uncertain. Then I went to

another reliable source and w a s told t ha t he though t the hymn

"Nea re r My God To Thee" would

be the first. Upon asking him the reasons fo r his opinion he . said

first because of the crosses on the

tower symbolizing everything in

the hymn, and because the college

i tself , being a Chris t ian college, brought one closer to Jesus .

Seeking also the opinions of the

s tudent body, I asked one young

lady. She said she thought it would be "My Fa i th Looks Up to Thee,"

t* cause it was such a beaut i ful

hymn. Upon ask ing a senior, he

quickly and g ra t e fu l ly replied. "Pra i se God From Whom All Bless-

ings Flow," his reason being t h a t

his long lost wish was a t last being fulfi l led; namely tha t of a new chapel.

What do you th ink?

o We have a t e r r o r of isolation be-

cause of our insecure gregar ious-

ness. We t ry to catch every epi-demic of e r ro r fo r f e a r of singu-lar i ty .—E. H. G. Wells.

QwiitT Skte Rtpiraf

Tkl't far

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Where All Sports-

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I make myself

Conquering the Cascades "Say, Johnny, a

a r res ted ."

" W h a t f o r ? "

" F o r chasing a cow f o r a shake ."

man was jus t

milk

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Have you noticed the aisle in the new chapel? I t ' s jus t the th ing f o r the sweethear t s on parade to the a l t a r dur ing synod.

a a a

What would happen if —

1. Dr. NykerK entered the blind-folded t e s t ?

2. Bill and Dot would get things sett led ?

3. There were no Fords a t Hope?

4. Michigan weather could be forecas t accurately one hour ahead of t i m e ?

». The Dorm really got on fire ? 3 ITN B R A L -o- t —

Civilization is simply an educa-tion in faith.—Slosson.

NOW falls every month in the year

where the Great Northern crosses the

Cascades. Steep, tortuous grades increase

the difficulty of the railroading problem.

Nature has stubbornly resisted man's

effort to conquer the range.

I in January 1929, the new Cascade tun-

nel was opened. Man, with electricity

as an ally, had conquered the Cascades.

' The eight-mile bore was driven in three years—a

record impossible without electric power.

And electrification has been extended

to the entire 75-mile route through the mountains.

The conquests of electricity on the

land and on the sea, in the air, and *

underground, are making practicable die

impossibilities-of yesterday. As our vision

encompasses wider horizons, elec-,

tricity appears as a vital contri-

bution to future industrial •

progress and human welfare.

GENERAL B L B C T R 1 C C O M P A N Y

S S Z H B K B B S

t h e a n c h o r

William Hohenzollern By Emll Ludwi^

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•Two men in a sedan and a farmer and his boy in a smaller car had stopped on a country road for a short discussion of business in general. The farmer and one of the men from town were old friends. The other was unknown to him.

"Give Mr. Hartley one of your cards, Bob," sug-gested the farmer s friend." You ought to do some business with him before long."

Now, if Bob had presented his card to Mr. Hart-ley, there would be little of interest to us in the transaction. But Boh did not We a card lo gh* him!

Whatever your business or profession may be, you can't afford to be without a supply of personal cards. Your business is built by making yourself known favorably to a lot of people. When folks need, or consider, something in your line, you want thrm to think of you. If they have your card the chances are in your favor.

There is no better place in this community to get personal cards—for business, social or campaign use—than right at this newspaper office. Our prices will please you just as much as the cards. Let us prove it. Kou need them NOW I

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What is your favorite type of non-fiction? Biography? Then you

i will certainly want to read one of the many new books our library has recently acquired. It is a biog-raphy of William Hohenzollern, the Last of the Kaisers, by tha t most popular of modem biographers, Emil Ludwig. I t is not simply a book portraying the life and char-acter of William the Second, but it also acquaints us with many men men very prominent in the political world of the half-century preceding the Word War. These include Bis-marck, Holstein, Eulenberg, Bulow, Max von Baden, and a great many others. Besides these two purposes of the book, it also gives us an in-sight into the intrigues and secret machinations of the European courts, and thus gives a better un-derstanding of the causes of the World War. For it describes all the events and incidents leading up to the war, not only in Germany, but in other countries of Europe as well.

The biographer does not seem to be in sympathy with the subject of his work, but neither does he seem to have any s t rong feeling against him personally. Another fact which would lead us to believe tha t the author has given a true account is that a large par t of the work is quoted from books, letter, and diaries of men who were in closest connection with the Kaiser during most of his career.

Emil Ludwig often speaks of the Emperor as an actor. William was bom with a lame arm, and his whole object in boyhood and young manhood was to show the world that in spite of his weakness, he was equal and superior to other young men of the realm. And this tendency of his was character-istic of his whole life. Always wanting to be in the eyes of the world, concealing his faul ts and weaknesses, and actually believing that all the other rulers of the world were numskulls compared with him. The biographer sums up his conspicuous t ra i t s as a young man as "vivacity, vanity, arbitrari-ness, instability, charm, extrava-gcnce." Two more were brought out later in life — boasting and cowardice. For when, a f t e r the war, his country is groaning in dis-tress, he "rolls away in liis lux-urious car. to ease and comfort in a neutral country — hut an alien land from which there will l»e no home home-coming."

By Henry Wolthorn

The arrival recently of samples of cotton, cotton seed, cotton boll, and cotton glass, all neatly mount-ed in a case, as a g i f t to the Mu-seum, evidences the continued in-terest of Attorney G. H. Albers of San Antonio, Texas. Mr. Albers was graduated from Hope in 1891, and has always shown much kindly interest in his Alma Mater.

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Spring Housecleaning Proves Very Exciting

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Peace . . . quiet . . . stillness. The room is as still as a vault ex-cept fo r the incessant motion of a broom, vigorously sweeping the floor. A Hope " f reshy" is wildly scattering dust here and every-where, occasionally coughing and sneezing; this is due to the flying particles of germs. Outside of tha t . . . . silence.

Suddenly the door is slammed open and then another and—"The house is on fire!" So shouts one youngster to our frosh. Action fol-lows; our frosh flings the broom from her—makes a mad dash for the . . . . trunk (no, not the door); pulls out her valuable formal clothes, upsetting the trunk and turning things topsy turvy; then she runs to the door.

Someone runs up to the room with a 5 gallon pail full of water, hands it to our friend and then rushes out again. With her formal in one hand and a milk pail in an-other our fellow student doesn't know whether to rush to the win-dow and fling herself from the burning edifice or wait for some handsome young man to run to her rescue.

Af ter some considerable thought she dashes in the room with the pail (and formal) then tries to open the window to pour the water on the smoking roof. She succeeds only to find tha t the screen nailed to the window will not budge; and feebly sprinkles the water on the roof upsetting more of it in the room than on the former. Then she thinks; perhaps she had better go to another window to see if a lad-der is there on which to climb down? Just as she is about to s ta r t looking for a hero, someone shouts up again, "The fire's out:" our poor frosh is lef t to spring clean her room again a f te r jus t finishing it before the fire; cleaning of which took 4 hours.

And thereby hangs a tale! Hear ye, fellow students: if one

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Mr. Wynand Wichers, ex-profes-sor of history a t the college, ad-dressed the Y. M. C. A. last Tues-day evening on the subject, "Reli-gion For Men Of Today." Mr.

Wichers said tha t the religion for men of today was the same as the religion for men of yesterday, and that it was the same as the reli-gion for men of tomorrow would be. Three things needed to be em-phasized, he said. First , the divin-ity of the Chris t ; second, the authority of the scriptures; and third, the necessity of a spiritual life.

The preliminary singing was ac-companied by Herman Laug, Christopher Kreunen, and Edward Tollman at the blowers; Harvey Woltman at the piano; and Har ry Friezema as ' front-singer. ' Herman Jansen rendered a very lovely solo, ' i Come-To Thee."

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As perfume is to the rose so is good nature to the lovely.—McG.

The steam tha t blows the whistle never makes the wheels go round.

Civilization is the mastering of nature and the taming of man.

—Hellwald.

Ten fifteen with all the dutiful sophomores and freshmen settled to slumber, came three peals from the bell and up popped all the recum-bent ones, grabbed towels and a valuable each, making for the head of the stairs where the calm and collected fire liutenants counted the noses. Down the stairs they filed and a whoop issued f rom those who first reached the lounge where was stationed the mistress of cere-monies, Mary Otte, watch in hand and repressing the mirth occas-sioned by the various "valuables" amassed. One Dormite appeared with her treasured alarm clock, an-other had a newly acquired photo-graph of Gordon, others carried diaries, history books, a box of rouge, a bathmat and a man's so-ciety pin. There were no records broken in point of time but much improvement is expected. Two in-mates locked into their room by the peculiar behavior of the door knob were released just in time to add to the general effect of the occa-sion.

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We like to have people interested in us, and in what we are doing. The kind attitude and sympathetic help of one person can do more towards making us exert our energies than can almost any other agency. These people whom we like, and with whom we are glad to be, we call our friends. They are the source of our well-being and of our joys.

Friends are chosen because they are congenial. We need their influence to keep up our courage. Other people judge us by them. If one desires to maintain a high calibre character, the choice of his friends are the first step towards attaining that goal. Our associates mold us like huge hammers, for at every moment their own habits and reactions clash with our own. Strong personalities subdue those that are less deter-minate. Our associations rapidly make us, or break us.

How is it possible to strengthen our level of friendship, so that we may give more, and in return receive more? Only a soul that runs deep, like the forest stream, can utilize the re-sources of friendship, so that they become enduring parts of one s. own makeup. We hu^ry to many places, and we remem-ber but little of life—still there is always the knowledge of friends. We have them forever, and they warm our hearts. H e can plan for their benefit, and perform sacrifices to help them, for they have firmly become a part of us.

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N E W W A I T E R S H A V E

S T R E N U O U S D U T I E S

The t r ia ls and t r ibula t ions of a

novice in the wai t ing profess ion a re many and varied. It w a s Abie's

first order and he approached the

formidable looking pa t ron with knees t h a t showed an uncontroll-

able tendency to shake. H i s hand, in which he carr ied a g lass of wa te r ,

unfor tuna te ly displayed a similar

weakness, and tel l- tale blotches ap-

peared upon the table-cloth. Hap-

pily, the man, absorbed in

A T H L E T I C S

MASS MEETING IN GYM. THURSDAY

Fraternities Desire

The first of a f u t u r e series of

The Mass Meeting held T h u r s d a y

r . . ^ , , - l " 5 n ight a t Carnegie Hall was quite

paper , did not notice t hem, nor did w e | i a t tended, and proved to be a

Abie either. The youth was a t a v e r y en te r t a in ing funct ion.

loss to know how to make the man ,po s t a i ^ evening off Profes- —

aware of his presence, but finally TOr w i n t e r w a s elected to direct the ' m ' o o r b a ! * b a l 1 K a m e s w a s P l a i , e i 1

he resorted to the ancient custom s j . V g r i o ) 1 | s o n g s w e r e s u n K outdoors on the campus, on Mon-of coughing. The ruse workwl more i n c | u d i n t h p f a v o r i t c g w e e t day af ternoon according to careful

e f f e c t i v e l y t han Abie had hoped for , A ( j e ] j n e ^ u t c o n t r a r y to this the P , a n s f o r m e ^ l )V t h e , r Presidents,

and the order was hurled out in so c v e n i n g w a s a n y t h i n g but "All t h e C o s m o s a n ( 1 t h e F r a t e r 8 h a v e

T H E A K C H O R

of prohibition will applaud a slam

a t i t Herbe r t Spencer claims t h a t if

the mind is s t rongly excited by

pleasurable feel ings , and any un-

suspected t hough t or event occurs

a la rge amount of nervous energy

is converted into laughter or tears . Thus he believes laughter to be an

expression of nervous energy. This

B < l S 6 b d l I Games s e e m 8 Q1"*® Pl«U8lWe, since we no-tice t ha t in fan t s and even adul ts laugh when we expect them to cry.

We also observe tha t both crying

and laughing produce tears .

P rofessor J a m e s and Lange have

made an hypothesis s ta t ing : the

body is first effected by the emo-tions and then the mind. They say

t h a t we do not feel bad and then cry, but t ha t we cry first and then

feel bad. (They did not know their onions). When someone makes us laugh by t ickling our bodies we

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s tar t led hero did not know what it f e i i u f t e r the meet ing. John ^ e a r ^ u ' | ' v a l x 0 ' 1 1 1 ( ' ( i a m o n ( • ogis ts give l i t t le credence to this was all about. However, not da r ing w a s j ^ a s t e r 0 f Ceremonies ( ap ta ins h a \ e been appointe 01 t h e o r y a n ( j y e t j n m y m j n ( | c o n .

to question, he merely gave a l i n d * t h e p r o g r a m proceeded. The each team, but like polit icians in t a i n 8 a l a r g e essence of t ru th ,

ghast ly smile, and guessed a t the number was a short talk by Mexico, their jobs are rie , so t i e D a r w i n says t h a t laughter is an

order. "Dimples" De Velder in which he "Anchor cannot reasona > e ex- ^ p r g g g j ^ 0 f j 0 y ( claiming tha t rt icularly to publish heir names. As w h e n j o y i a i n t e n | ! e i t l e a d a t o p u r .

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Praying to Allah, the wai ter brought in the meal. The hungry

customer gave one look a t the

meat , then demanded in a tone of voice t ha t exerted a qui te petr i fy-

Dimples" De Velder in which he

urged the fellows, ami pa r

the Freshmen, to come — track. As a result of his talk no t h e h u K e l 0 V , n K <"0P u ^ "Vj ing about, s t amping the fee t , clap-doubt there will be more candidates prize, the F r a t e r s have e ec e( i ei hands, and various invol-

for our t rack team. T h e next num- Webb. The unveil ing o e cup u n t a r y facial movements, and a pe-

b s r w a s a s o l o by H a r r y Fr iesema. w a s 8 l a t ed to have a e n . p a C e culiar chuckling in the th roa t . ing effect upon the unhappy novice; jjgj, w a s a g 0 | 0 ^y H a r r y r nesema . — — , . * cunar cnucKiing in m e m r o a i . "Hey! wai ter , what ' sa idea of giv- p j e ' s a n g "IJoses of P i c a r d y " a n a a ^ e r Monday s g^me—t e winneis ^ j ( ) r e o v e r l augh te r is caused by a

ing me such a litt le piece of meat ? w e | ] applauded. A f t e r th is ( l 0 ' n R unveiling. t ickling of the imagination. If the

Wha t is i t ; a s a m p l e ? " number Coach Schouten presented 1 1 i s l l o p t ' ( , t h a t a n i n t e r " r a e r * mental a t t i tude is good the result

pressed.

Hoover is going to t r y something

which Coolidge s ta r ted but could

not ca r ry ou t ; t h a t is, to give few-

e r addresses a s chief executive.

Hoover refused to address the D.A.

I I

Mulder , Eve re t t Poppink, William challengers.

Kuyper and Myron Leenhouts. Mr .

Schouten thanked Professors Hin-

kamp and Win te r f o r their help

and in teres t and also praised the boys themselves. Then to the fol-

lowing Frosh of this yea r ' s basket-

WHY WE LAUGH" Hv Henry Wackerbarth

R. or the American Red Cross. H« proposes t o give only th ree formal ball team, s w e a t e r s were^prescntol

talks a year .

foot, the resul t will be e i ther tears

or laughter , depending on the men-

tal a t t i tude. If the result happened

to be someone to whom the baby was f r iendly the result would be

unres t ra inable laughter . If per-

chance the t ickler happened to be a s t r ange r the result might be a

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The physical sciences have evi-dently been developed so f a r beyond

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by Gar re t t Nonhof and Marion e x p r e s s itself when i t sees some- or theories concerning the subject

Alday. Ins t ruments used were the ^ j n g s t range . Wha t shall it do? If li» l igbter. He alleged t ha t he pei-

violin and the harmonica . A f t e r j t s o happened tha t the baby was a sonally got the heart iest laugh out th is a sketch was given by Lois De g | r j l j a l ) V t a n ( | i t chanced to meet o f observing pass ing funera ls . To

Wolf and Marga re t Van Leuwcn o r s e e a Grange boy baby (grown most people th is would not be a

ent i t led: "A Comedy, Tragedy and u p w i t h t W en ty- f ive yea r s experi- s t imulus for laughter . But there is Opera ." The Harmonica fiends, e n c c . i n l h e w o r l l l ) i t i s ( i u i t e apt to the position where we disagree on

L. Seudder, H. Jansson , 11. Kraai , ^ave some superfluous emotion to the causes of laughter , j u s t i fy ing

I). Hicks, t*. Ko/.ema, G. Nonhot cypress , especially if t ha t boy baby ^ l e s t a t emen t t h a t the re a re no then enter ta ined. Professor Lam- N V a g a b j e t o t . a u s e chills a long the hard and f a s t rules. Professor , {ten spoke a few words and Profes - s | l i n a l And so the young 1 ™ * ^ a t the irony of the si tuation.

Mir Winter presented our fa i th fu l | a ( j v expresses her emotions. If the Irony too, may be considered as a

t ime keeper of eleven years , with 0 p , ) 0 r t u n i t y favors l augh te r , she cause of l aughter .

his le t ter . Professor Hinkamp then t . h a r m s him with a dainty laugh or From personal observation, I explained the function and idea of s m | | e , f t e a r s s e p m be t te r suited to have arr ived a t many and varied

the new Board of Control. He <*x- t h t . ( M . c a s i o n s h e will cry. Darwin conclusions. Let u s take the in fan t

plained what they have in mind to t . | a i m s t | i a t the same methods of (I seem to be quite adept a t kid-

do and who the members were. He | n t c r s e x u a i cft&rming a re practised napping) why does it smile, why then awarded le t ters to the follow- ^ t h e a nthopoid ape and other does it l augh? I believe if the in-

ing men; Vein Vanderhill , Bernard a n j m a i | B u t milady and milord

De Pree , Dean Mart in , Alvin ( ook, | a U g h and c ry fo r var ious other

"Carl Van Lente, John Klay, Clai- reasons, in fact so many, tha t we ence Diephouse, Wal t e r De \ e l d e r , a s j { 0 U rse lves " W h y do we l a u g h ? " Alvin Vanderbush, Clarence Becker ^ w e ] a U g h , we cer tainly

and Ray De Young. Following th is 0 U g h t to be pitied. I know some the Harmonica f iends again enter - f o | k f . w h 0 a s though it has

ta ined and were succeeded by an j ) e e n a j o n p ^ m e gjnee they have "address" by Doctor Robinson. He h a ( J t h e i r j a s t | a U K h .

spoke about athletics, deba t ing and Laughter is a wonderful th ing; the Senior Class play and al?o j i a g benefits, physiological as well added some of his plentious wit. a s s o c j a i physic ians a r e beginning tickle it, even the slight imagina-

Next the Emersonian ( | iuirtette t o recommend a good laugh a day tion of a baby can develop in such

sang a few songs. They were H a r r y ^heir pa t ien ts as a cure fo r vari- a brief span.

Ve rS t r a t e ; Herman Janssen , Neil o n s a i | m e n t s . Laugl Van Leeuwen and Wal te r De Voi-

der . l i t t le

If we see a genious or a man or woman who seems to have con-

their clean spor tsmanship and hard work. Those men were Evere t t

Bekker , Bernard De Pree, George De Roos, Raymond De Young,

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f a n t were only able it would break

i ts crib l aughing a t some of the antics we go through in our effor ts

to make it laugh. Think it over.

Don't we do some ra the r insane

and undignified things in order to

make t he baby laugh. We stand on

our heads we make noises like ani-mals, we make foolish faces. I be-

lieve t ha t it is instinctive in the

baby to laugh, and that when we

laughter stimulate.^

hear t , ge ts ihe blood c i r c u l a t i n g ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ W Professor Winter then gave a bet ter , vent i la tes the lungs, and in siderable power or control suddenly

l l i l par t icular " H " in the form of g e n e r a i makes all the o rgans come fall into the power of some inani-

gold H's given by Mr. W. H. Har - U ! ) f o r a much-needed air ing. It will mate or less significant object such

die to the Senior le t termen fo r b e n o t i c e d , t ha t as a general rule, as a banana peel or the tr ick of a L f a H ^ H ^ n M | M M M | i M M ^ J j w ^ s t o u t people a r e jovial and take nitwit we a re quite apt to laugh.

grea t pleasure in boast ing of their This is par t icular ly t rue on the

jocundity. When they laugh their s tage or screen where we a re not whole body laughs with them so par t icular about wha t o ther

I Wal t e r De Velder, Clarence Diep- w h e r e a s thin people have much dif- people will think of us because we house, Wal t e r Hyink, John Klay, ficu|ty i n ge t t ing together a good laugh. Bergson gives th is as his

He rman Laug, Dean Mart in, | a U g h . U u g h t e r as a disease is in- explanation of cause of laughter . Char les Rozema, Edward Swar t - f e c t i o U S a n d contagious, "while I would mainta in that it is a cause

hout , Russel Japp inga , Alvin Van- ^here is infection in disease and inasmuch as we can see people derbush. A f t e r this the Hope Song S Orrow there is noth ing so irresist- b igger and be t t e r than ourselves was sung and the mee t ing broke up. j b | y contagious as l augh te r and run into misfor tunes and difficul-

o h u m o r " t ies . Much personal sat isfact ion is

Y . W . I N S T A L L S But let us re turn to our question derived f rom this. The thea te r capi-

N F W O F F i r F R S " W h y do we l a u g h ? " In the wri t- tal izes on th i s especially in the J ^ l ^ n W r i V E j I X O ^ t h . g t r e a t . H e j h a v e h a ( 1 t o s tereotyped "home comedy." The

TK . nnirlv PARTED NFTICPRS and obtain most of my mater ia l by ob- audience gets qui te a "kick" out of th ^ l ^ of he Y W C A were n a t i o n and introspection. How- a f ami ly feud, nagging wife, ego-the cabinet of the Y.VN .C.A. tistic boaster . Perhaps we can see installed into office last Tuesday ^ e i 1 n a \ e been able hnd a t si tuation evening in the chapel building. The g rea t e r and more learned psychoi- ^ a b , t 0 ; 3 ° ^

r o o m was made very impressive by og.sts than myself who have dared to Con-

U e a r , c o n c i s e , creditable w o r k t n ' t h e i r bfa^k ^ o w n t ' n s t f - elusions'" on the s T h j a " 8 P ro femor c ' u o r " w h ' ' ' ' he acted qui te coyly

t y p e d o n . h e R o y a . P o r U b . c i n tbe new ones, ^ p l y dress- Z

h e l p s t o g e t y o u higher g r a d e s , ed in white. Miss Boyd talked on activities of normal funct ion, a . S Omeone swear on the staire m a k i n g resolutions. Our resolutions laughte r ; and t ha t l augh te r is a ^ e a , someone swear on the s tage

F l * 1 ' I ) I P i should not include too wide a field, manifes ta t ion of the play instinct. h o w w e ' augh , we think it quite

K n i l k S n A f l K M o r e they should be specific and acted There is undoubtedly much t r u t h in amus ing ; so again we find the stim-V I U U i O U U U l i U W I I t u p o n i m m e d i a l e l y S a r a h K l o o s t e l . t h i s t h e o r > . , i n a s m u c h a s the play u l u s { o r l augh te r in ••eviewing of

gave the charge to the new presi- instinct is a complex inst inct com- ""J" 0 W J e n ' o r s in the lives of • J—— - _ _ K U c uie v i w i r c tu mic ii< p ^ i. -lU others. Some of our over emotional W d e n t W a s a c c e P t € t , b y B e r n a - b i n i n K f h e na tu ra l inst incts with b r o t h e r s would get a good laugh a t

III | | i / H \ HI dine Siebers. Following the usual the instinct of mimicking and imi- a scene of superfluous emotion, they i i s s f P H I III ItB&L. I L ceremony the remaining officers ta t ing . The ear ly Greek wr i te rs ob- would enjoy seeing t h a t other

i l l / i P g » I M were installed. The new cabinet is tained the i r comic effect by satir is- People of ten become victims of ^ | y t • , . , , , . , j - j - i- *u r n* # their passions and emotions. Many

a l ready laying plans to make next ing and ridiculing the follies of o t h e r s o u r c e f . o f h u m o r utilized by MAM y e a r a big one f o r Y. W. Ruth their age. We employ th is method the s t a g e involve the same prin-

H i e f t j e played a medley of h y m n s r f o r s t imula t ing l augh te r on our ciple. The recurrence of the inci-J u s t preceding the mee t ing the two vaudeville s t age to-day. The public f l e n t s of their own lives and lives of cabinets held a dinner in the Del- hearti lv anolaud the mimicking , > t h f r 8 b™1* much laughte r and phia room. The individual tables l \ . a , y P P * . . . ,. applause, i t pleases the hoi polloi, were at t ract ively decorated with or ridiculing of their local police ^ spr ing flowers. depar tment . Or t h e w not in favor

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