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Allusions of Silver Team. I was thinking about how I was going to teach my students allusion, when suddenly an idea hit me like a blast from the gun of optimus Prime himself: I would teach allusion by writing a short story filled with them. Top that, Socrates!. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation
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Allusions of Silver Team
I WAS THINKING AB OUT HOW I WAS GOING TO TEACH MY STUDENTS ALLUSION, WHEN SUDDENLY AN IDEA HIT ME L IKE A BLAST
FROM THE GUN OF OPTIMUS PRIME HIMSELF: I WOULD TEACH ALLUSION BY WRITING A SHORT STORY F ILLED WITH
THEM. TOP THAT, SOCRATES!
SO I STARTED TYPING UP THE SHEET WHEN SUDDENLY I GOT STUCK – LIKE
AUGUSTUS GLOOP IN THE PIPE. I JUST COULDN’T THINK OF A SINGLE
ALLUSION. I USUALLY HAVE THE MIDAS TOUCH WHEN IT COMES TO
THESE KINDS OF STORIES, BUT THIS TIME, THE WELL OF INSPIRATION WAS
AS EMPTY AS A THEATER SHOWING DADDY DAY CAMP (OH THE HORROR,
THE HORROR!)
I BECAME AHAB, OBSESSED WITH F INDING AN ALLUSION. I ASKED MY HUSBAND, BUT HE ONLY SAID, “ I ’LL ONLY GIVE YOU ONE
FOR THE LOW PRICE OF ONE MEEEELLLION DOLLARS. DEAL OR NO DEAL?” I ’VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WHO WAS SUCH A SCROOGE
WITH HIS ALLUSIONS.
W I T H TH E S P E E D O F A S E E KE R D U R I N G A QU I D D I T C H G A M E , I C A L L E D A NO T H E R ON E OF M Y C O L LE A G U E S, E V E N TH OU G H TA L K I N G T O
H I M I S A B OU T A S P L E A S A NT A S G I V I N G JA B B A T H E H U TT A S P O NG E B ATH . H E FA NC I E S
H I M S E L F A S S O M E A L L - P O W E R F U L O Z , B U T H E ’ S U S UA L LY J U S T F U L L O F S O U N D A ND F U RY.
WHEN I ASKED HIM FOR AN ALLUSION, HE REPLIED TESTILY, “YOU WANT THE TRUTH ABOUT
ALLUSIONS? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH ABOUT ALLUSIONS!” I
HAD TO HANG UP, THINKING TO MYSELF THAT I SHOULD HAVE
BEEN A PAIR OF RAGGED CLAWS, SCUTTLING ACROSS THE FLOORS
OF SILENT SEAS.
WANTING TO REMOVE THIS ALBATROSS FROM AROUND MY
NECK, I CALLED ANOTHER TEACHER AND ASKED FOR HELP. WHEN I TOLD HIM I WANTED TO
WRITE A STORY FILLED WITH ALLUSIONS, HE SAID, “HEY, NOT A BAD IDEA! DO YOU MIND IF I USE
YOUR ALLUSION, TOO?”
NOW HE’S GOING TO COME UP WITH HIS OWN ALLUSION STORY! I COULDN’T
BELIEVE HE COULD BE SUCH A JUDAS! “ET TU, BRUTE!” I MUTTERED THEN
HUNG UP THE PHONE.
FINALLY FEELING THIS ATLAS -LIKE BURDEN WEIGHING DOWN ON ME, I
SIMPLY SAT DOWN AT MY COMPUTER AND TYPED: “COMING UP WITH AN ALLUSION IS HARDER THAN SNAGGING THE GOLDEN
FLEECE FROM JASON, THE PRINCE OF DENMARK.”