Being unique is better than being perfect. Catch22 is about bringing people together to share good food, good times, lots of fun.

That place where you pay less and get so much more.

MANGO MARTINI

Vodka, Mohala, Mango Cheeks, Mango Syrup, Fresh Lime

SMOKEY WHISKEY

Scotch, Maple Syrup, Bitters, Orange, Cherries

CHERRY COLA

Bourbon, Cherry Liqueur, Cola, Popcorn

PINACOLADA

Malibu, Spiced Rum, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Foam, Coconut Flakes, Pineapple

COLOUR CHANGING STRAWBERRY & ROSEMARY

Rosemary Gin, Strawberry Compote, Lemonade, Lime

WILD HIBISCUS MOJITO

Bacardi, Mint, Lime, Hibiscus Syrup, Soda, Hibiscus Flower

ESPRESSO MARTINI

Vanilla Vodka, Baileys, Kahlua, Coffee

TOBLERONE

Kahlua,, Baileys, Frangelico, Chocolate, Honey, Ice Cream

CANDY EXPLOSION

Bubble Gum Infused Vodka, Raspberry, Lemonade, Fairy Floss, Jelly Crystals

SANGRIA

Citrus Infused Juice, Red or White Wine, Fresh Fruit, Sherbet

LEMON MERINGUE PIE

Vanilla Vodka, Advocaat, Lemon, Toasted Meringue

PINEAPPLE TEQUILA

Grilled Pineapple, Tequila, Pineapple Juice, Lemonade, Lemon Juice

G “BUBBLE" T

Gin, Orange, Passionfruit ,“Bubbles” ,Soda

TOXIC

Midori, Vodka, Lemon, Lemonade

SHERBINATOR

Vodka, Lemon Juice, Raspberry, Lemonade

WATERMELON KICKER

Gin, Fresh Watermelon, Strawberry Liquor

COCKTAILS 15

MOCKTAILS 10

MASSIVE MANGO WATERMELON & MINT STRAWBERRY & LIME

Riddle 1 of 7

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is

full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of

lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

{ BUBBLES } G B

VEUVE CLIQUOT - 130{CHAMPAGNE FRANCE}

Oooo La La ! The expensive one.

BAY OF FIRES ARRAS BRUT ELITE - 85{ TASMANIA AUSTRALIA}

Rich and generous - the Richard Branson of Bubbles.

VEUVE D’AGENT BLANC de BLANC 9 44{CHAMPAGNE FRANCE}

Oooo La La ! The not so expensive one.

SAN MARTINO PROSSECCO 9 46{VENETO ITLAY}

Light and easy with a dry sense of humour.

{ WHITE } G B

UPSIDE DOWN SAUV BLANC 8.5 39{MARLBOROUGH NEW ZEALAND}

So Fresh, So Clean !

RK RIESLING 9.5 47{MOSEL GERMANY}

Fruity, Dry, Beautiful.

PALA VERMENTINO 9 42{SARDINIA ITALY}

Not as old as Sardinia's history , but just

as interesting.

BAREFOOT MOSCATO 8.9 42{CALIFORNIA U.S.A}

Sweet and Charming like a California Girl.

ROCCA VENTOSA PINOT GRIGIO 8.5 39(CHIETI ITALY)

The Sexy Little Italian Job

VALLEY OF THE GIANTS SSB 8.5 39{MARGARET RIVER AUSTRALIA }

A Zesty Flavor Stayer.

BEAU MAYNE SAUV BLANC 9 44 {BORDEAUX FRANCE}

Stylish with a little French arrogance.

FAT BASTARD CHARDONNAY 9 43{CALIFORNIA USA}

GET IN MA BELLY !!!!

HOUSE WHITE 8 35

ARE YOU WINE-ING?

{ RED } G BMAYU CARMÉNERÉ 8.9 42 {ELQUI VALLEY CHILE}

Seductively, sexy South American.

RADIO BOKA TEMPRANILLO 8.9 42{VALENCIA SPAIN}

Sensational, more enjoyable than aSpanish bull horn to the groin.

BLUEMARK SHIRAZ 9.5 48{BAROSSA VALLEY AUSTRALIA}

The business end of Shiraz.

DON RAMON GENACHE 8.5 40{ARAGON SPAIN}

Smoother than Antonio Banderas in Zorro.

VENTISQUERO MERLOT 8.5 40{MAIPO VALLEY CHILE}

Chile rhymes with .........but better!

DELAS COTES-DU-RHONE 11 45(RHONE VALLEY FRANCE)

Once upon a time you ordered a Frenchwine and you lived happily ever after. THE END.

XANADU CAB SAUV 8.9 44{MARGARET RIVER AUSTRALIA }

Bigger than the mining boom and betterconstructed than the Kwinana Freeway.

HOUSE RED 8 35

{ ROSÉ } G B

PIERRE et PAPA ROSÉ 8.9 42 {SOUTH OF FRANCE}

Pete and Dad sounds so much nicer in French!

Riddle 2 of 7

I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

{ BEER }

CASCADE PREMIUM LIGHT {AUSTRALIA} 7

Tasmania’s claim to fame

HAHN 3.5% {AUSTRALIA} 7.5

…That’s cute

LITTLE CREATURES ROGERS AMBER ALE 3.8% {AUSTRALIA} 9

If you look closely, you can see the angel’s Willy!

CROWN {AUSTRALIA} 8.5

Your closest chance at royalty

CARLTON DRY {AUSTRALIA} 8.5

Low carb, more fun than the gym

COOPERS DARK {AUSTRALIA} 9.5

A gentleman’s espresso martini

JAMES SQUIRE’S 150 LASHES PALE ALE {AUSTRALIA} 9.5

Albino in a bottle

CORONA {MEXICO} 9

Will send you loco

BECKS {GERMANY} 8.5

“Don’t mention the war Basil”

BUDWEISER {U.S.A} 8.9

Stolen from the Czech’s by the USA

ASAHI {JAPAN} 9

More reliable than a Datsun 120Y

KRONENBOURG {FRANCE} 8.5

Purer than the Tour de France

HOEGAARDEN {BELGIUM} 8.5

The one with the orange

ESTRELLA {SPAIN} 8.9

Better than a bull gouging

HEINEKEN {NETHERLANDS} 8.5

The only legal thing we can sell from Amsterdam

PERONI {ITALY} 9

Better tempered than an Italian Soccer Player

{OTHER WET STUFF}FRUIT JUICES 4.5Apple, Orange, Pineapple, Cranberry,Tomato, Orange & Passion.

SOFT DRINKS 4.5Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Solo Lemon,Lemonade,Citrus Blend Agrum,Orange & Mango Mineral Water,Sparkling Mineral Water,Lemon, Lime & Bitters

MILKSHAKES 6

TEAPOT OF ORGANIC TEA 4.5English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Tropical Green TeaGinger Twist Vanilla BeanMint Mélange

COFFEEFLAT WHITE 3.9CAPPUCCINO 3.9LATTE 3.9LONG BLACK 3.9SHORT BLACK 3DOUBLE SHORT BLACK 3.9SHORT MACCHIATO 3.9LONG MACCHIATO 4AFFOGATTO 4.5VIENNA 4CHAI LATTE 4HOT CHOCOLATE4COFFEE UPGRADES{Mug ~ Add 1.0}{Extra Shot ~ Add .70}{Takeaway ~ Add 1.0}

NAUGHTY COFFEE 10.5IRISH COFFEE (Jameson)HOT NUTTY IRISHMAN (Baileys & Frangelico)CALYPSO (Tia Maria) COCONUT COFFEE ( Malibu) AMARETTO COFFEE

Riddle 3 of 7

I am the beginning of everything, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end,

and the end of every place. What am I?

CALL MARIE ON 041564436 TO ENQUIRE

VEGETARIAN SPRING ROLLS (V) 14

Served Crispy and matched perfectly with Spiced Plum Dipping Sauce.

CRUMBED BRIE CHEESE (V) 16.5

Molten, Soft Cheese with Lashings of Sticky Plum Sauce.

SMOKED SALMON CAKES 17.5

House Smoked Salmon, served with Silky Saffron Aioli.

CHORIZO 17

Sautéed to Release the Flavor, Artisan Bread, Basil Pesto, Marinated Feta .

LAMB PATTIES (GF) 16.5

Spiced Lamb, Pickled Cucumber Ribbons, Zesty Tzatziki Dressing.

THAI FISH CAKES 16.5

People from Thailand have travelled miles for these baby's served with Nuoc Chum Sauce.

CHICKPEA CHIPS (V) 14

Has nothing to do with “chicks” or “peas” but will blow your mind just as much. Dip them in our amazing Aioli.

ARANCINI (V) 15

Delicious and Soft, served with Beetroot, Crumbled Feta, Balsamic Reduction.

CHICKEN WINGS 15

Free Range served with Teriyaki Sauce and Sesame Seeds. Finger Lickin Good!

PORK RIBS 17.5

Slow Cooked Tender Free Range Berkshire Pork Ribs (the pride of WA), Pineapple Salsa Glaze – Melt in your Mouth.

LAMB RIBS 16.5

Marinated, twice cooked for twice the flavor, Szechuan Coated with Refreshing Yoghurt Dipping Sauce – Falls off the bone.

MINI LAMB T-BONES (GF) 18

Succulent Blackbrook Suffolk Lamb with Minted Glaze, Baaa-tiful!

SALMON ROULADES (GF) 17

Pickled Ginger, House Smoked Salmon, Wasabi Mayo – more kick than a Jackie Chan movie.

PULLED PORK CIGARS 18

18 hour Pulled Pork, Caramelized Apricot Creamed Cheese wrapped in pastry with Apricot Dipping Sauce – Healthier than an actual cigar.

CHICKEN SKEWERS 17

Free Range Chicken Thigh lightly coated in Satay Sauce with a dusting of Walnut Dukkha. – Melt in your mouth!

AMERICAN HOT DOGS 15

Just like the Circus, but better. Served in a Bun, American Mustard, Caramelized Red Onion, Mozzarella Cheese and Ketchup – YEE –HAW!

MINI BANGERS & MASH (GF) 17

Handmade Wild Boar and Tasmania Venison Sausages, topped with creamy Buttered Mash, Caramelized Onion and Sweet Tomato Relish.

NACHO CUPS 17

What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Na’ cho Cheese! 8 hour spice infused lean beef mince stuffed cups, corn salsa, gratinated mozzarella, sour cream – a little cup of deliciousness.

TAPAS

SENSATIONAL SIDES THIS WAY……

Riddle 4 of 7A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.When the police came in they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette player.He said “I have nothing left to live for, I can’t go on” then the sound of a gunshot.After listening to the cassette tape the police knew it wasn’t a suicide, it was a homicide. How did they know?

Tapas is a wide variety of tasty delights on sharing plates, always served with drinks. Tapas is not just a starter, you start with

tapas, you continue eating tapas, and you don't stop until you're full of tapas.

Many different tapas can be ordered and combined to make a full meal to be shared by all at the table. A bit of this and a bit of that!

Tapas is Just like a family dinner, everyone talking, sharing and having fun!

SEAFOOD PIE 18

Cottage Pie Style – Barramundi, Prawns, Smoked Salmon in a Creamy Garlic Sauce, Nestled in a Puff Pastry Case.

SESAME BEEF (GF) 17

Marinated Strips of Teriyaki Blackbrook MSA Angus Beef seared rare, on Asian Slaw- Open Sesame!

PORK CHEEKS (GF) 16.5

Little Cheeky Number – Beer and Honey Braised Pork Cheek, Mustard , Smoked Bacon Dust.

FISH GOUJONS 16

Tempura Battered and Honey Glazed with Toasted Coconut Flakes and Tartare Sauce.

OPEN LAMB SANDWICH 17

Shredded Lamb on Garlic and Rosemary Crouton, Drizzled with Mint Sauce, Dollop of Tzatziki.

PORK BELLY (GF) 18

Master Stock Braised Pork Belly, Mushie Peas, Crispy Pear. The 4 “P”s – Pork, Peas, Pear, Perfection.

CROQUETTES OF THE DAY 14

Ask your Waiter – The best balls you will put in your mouth today!

SALT & PEPPER SQUID 15

Closely guarded Secret Recipe – Best Squid on the Grid.

PULLED PORK NACHOS 16.5

Nachos, smothered in Pulled Pork, Jalapeno Salsa, Sour Cream.

BEEF BRISKET 17

Chocolate braised tender Brisket, dollops of Stone Fruit Sour Cream.

MUSSELS (GF) 14

Mussels on the ½ Shell stuffed with creamy Seafood Chowder, Panko and Parmesan Crust.

SATAY NOODLES (V) 12.5

Chilled Vegetable Noodles consisting of Carrots, Zucchini, Snow Pea Shoots, Red Onion, Peanut Dressing, Toasted Sesame Seeds.

ADD - Steamed Chicken 6.50

WATERMELON SALAD (V, GF) 14

Watermelon, Mint, Coriander, Bean Shoots, Toasted Mini Nuts, Mango Dressing, Fresher than steam, steamed.

CHORIZO & PRAWN 18.5

Hand Made Chorizo, Sautéed with Prawns Chilli and Garlic Flakes, Citrus Juice and Rocket – YUM!

THAI GREEN DUMPLINGS 17

Thai Green marinated Shrimp, Sweet Chili Dipping Sauce – En-Thai-Sing.

TAPAS

SENSATIONAL SIDES THIS WAY……

PORK SLIDERS 18

Asian style, Steam Buns, Smoky BBQ Pork, Crispy Slaw, Walnut Dukkah – Slide these 3 Little Pigs down.

FISH TACOS 16

Tempura Battered Fish, Slaw, Jalapeno Salsa, Mango Dressing – The “Taco Bout Town”.

PRAWN TWISTERS 16

Prawns wrapped in Crispy Filo Pastry with Lime Infused Mayo.

SHEPHERDS PIES 18.5

24 hour Slow Cooked Moroccan Lamb, set in Puff Pastry, topped with Mash and Tangy Tomato Relish.

CHARRED FLANK STEAK (GF) 17

Blackbrook MSA Angus Beef, sautéed to medium in Garlic Butter, Wilted Rocket, topped off with Caramelized Onion Jam.

KIDS MENU - $8

CHICKEN WRAP & SALAD

NUGGETS & CHIPS

FISH & CHIPS

BANGERS & MASH

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Riddle 5 of 7Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunnelling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

SATAY CHICKEN 25

Free Range Chicken, Pineapple, Red Onion Lashings of Satay Sauce finished with Toasted Coconut Dukkah.

PORK BELLY 25

Master Stock Braised Pork Belly, Spring Onion, Chili, Smokey BBQ Sauce, Pineapple Salsa.

SEAFOOD 25

Aussie Favourite - Barramundi, House Smoked Salmon, Prawns, Garlic, Delicious Parmesan and Mozzarella Crust.

CHORIZO 25

An awesome combination of Chorizo, Olives, Capsicum, Feta, Balsamic Drizzle.

VEGETABLE 25Tomato, Red Onion, Mushrooms, Blue Cheese, Rocket, Pesto.

SENSATIONAL SIDES YOU WANNA PIZZA ME?

GARDEN SALAD 8.5

Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Bean Shoots, Mixed Lettuce, bound in a Zesty Citrus Dressing.

GREEK SALAD 9.5

Lettuce leaves, Tomato, Cucumber, Fetta Cubes, Black Olives, dressed with Balsamic and Olive Oil.

PEAR & NUT 9.5

Mixed leaves, with Crispy Pear, Parmesan in a Light Summer Dressing.

SLAW 9Red & Green Cabbage, Carrot, Red Onion,Coriander, Mint.

BEETROOT 9.9Roasted organic Beetroot, Fetta, Almonds, Yoghurt, Spring Onion – Perfect for the table.

CHIPS 8.50Seasoned with Paprika Salt and a side of Ketchup.

POTATO MASH 8

Silky Smooth Creamy, Mash with Melted Mozzarella.

ONION RINGS 5

Crispy Tempura Battered Onion, Paprika Salt.

BEANS 9

Sautéed in Garlic Butter, Diced Tomato, Crumbled Feta, Balsamic Reduction.

WEDGES 9.5

Seasoned to perfection and served with Sour Cream and Sweet Chili.

MUSHIE PEAS 10

Freshly Minted, Buttered Peas.

PIMPED UP WEDGES 14

Yes the Superfly Wedges- Bacon pieces, Jalapeno Salsa, Melted Mozzarella.

MUSHROOMS 12

Always a favourite, Mixed Mushroom sautéedin Deep Blue Cheese Butter – The Perfect Pair.

ADD TO TAPAS AND MAKE YOUR OWN MEAL!

PERFECT PORK 20

Pulled Pork, Slaw, Pineapple Salsa, American Mustard.

CLUCK IT UP 22

Peri Peri Crumbed Chicken, Bacon, Cheese, Slaw, Gravy, Aioli.

COW BOOM 24

240gms Lean Beef, Onion Rings, , Cheese Beetroot Relish, Pickle, Lettuce, Tomato, Garlic Mayo.

DO YOU WANT CHIPS WITH THAT?

BANGING BURGERS

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”

Riddle 6 of 7A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in.A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said?

CRISPY ROLLS 14.5

Never disappointing melted Chocolate Nougat and Banana Spring Roll, silky Chocolate Ganache, Praline, Vanilla Ice Cream.

PEAR & APPLE CRUMBLE 14.5

Organic mix , old school Crumble, Vanilla Anglaise, Ice Cream, Strawberries and a dusting of Icing Sugar.

CHEESECAKE 14.5

Velvet smooth White Chocolate infused mousse , Oreo Biscuit Crumb Base, Toasted Marshmallow Skewer.

TART 14.5

No not your Ex - It’s a delicious, Sweet Pastry Case filled with Nanna’s Lemon Curd, Toasted Meringue, Anglaise and Blue Berry Coulis.

CHEF’S DESSERT CREATION

Check with your friendly Waitstaff.

SAY CHEESE!CHEESE PLATTER 17 per person

Blue, Cheddar, Brie, Fresh Fruit, Dry Fruits, Nuts and Crackers

DESSERT TASTING PLATE 18.5 per Person

Fairy Floss Brandy Snap, Crispy Rolls,Cheesecake, Citrus Tart, BerryCompote, Toasted Marshmallow Skewer

LIQUEURS & PORTEL CANDADO PEDRO XIMENEZ SHERRY 10

“PRETTY PARROT” LIQUEUR 8

BOOKMARK TAWNY PORT 8.5

BAILEYS LIQUEUR 10

TIA MARIA LIQUEUR 10

DRAMBUIE LIQUEUR 10

FRANGELICO LIQUEUR 10

COINTREAU LIQUEUR 10

KAHLUA 10

CHAMBORD 10

All Liqueurs & Ports are Double Shot (60ml)

NAUGHTY COFFEE 10.5IRISH COFFEE (Jameson)HOT NUTTY IRISHMAN (Baileys & Frangelico)CALYPSO (Tia Maria) COCONUT COFFEE ( Malibu) AMARETTO COFFEE

SWEETS GALORE & MORE

DON’T FEEL LIKE SWEETIES ?

TRY A COCKTAIL

VENUE HIRE

Riddle 7 of 7A man who lived on the top floor of a twenty story building had to go up and down daily for work, and of course, for food andthe other necessities. On most days he could only ride the elevator to the fifteenth story, and he would have to walk the rest of the way. When it rained, however, he could ride all the way up to the twentieth story. Why?

BIG BREKKIE (GF) 21.5Eggs, Bacon, Tomato, Mushroom, Hash Brown, Chipolatas, Beans, Toast.

EGGS BENEDICT 17

Poached Eggs, with Spinach, Ham or Smoked Salmon, Muffin, Hollandaise Sauce.

FRENCH TOAST 13

Maple Syrup, Yoghurt, Berries, Cinnamon Sugar.

TOASTED MUESLI (V) 12.5

Served with Fresh Fruit, Berries, Greek Yoghurt.

SPANISH OMELETTE 15.5

Chorizo, Red Onion, Cheese, Chives, Flat Bread.

BACON AND EGG WRAP 13

Scrambled Egg, Bacon, Cheese, BBQ Sauce, Wrap.

VEGETARIAN (V) 15.5

Organic Roast Field Mushrooms, Poached Egg, Sautéed Spinach, Hollandaise Sauce, Toast.

TWO EGGS AND TOAST (V) 12.5

Eggs, Cooked Anyway, on Toast.

WATERMELON SALAD (GF,V) 12

Mint, Greek Yoghurt, Honey, Toasted Almonds.

AVOCADO, TOMATO, FETA (V) 15.5

Tomato & Avocado, Flat Bread, Feta, Balsamic.

KIDS BIG BREAKFAST 10

Junior Size Version of our Big Breakfast.(Without Mushrooms and Tomato).

NOTE :- ALL MEALS CAN BE GLUTEN FREE

EGG-CELLENT !

RIDDLE ANSWERS:

1. The room with Lions if they haven’t eaten for three years they are dead.2. Gum.3. The letter E.4. If the man shot himself while recording how did he rewind the cassette.5. His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to the window to escape.6. Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.7. The man wasn't tall enough to reach the button for the 20th floor. He could only reach the 15th story

button on the elevator. When it rained, he brought his umbrella, and used it to press the 20th story button on the elevator.

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING US AND TRYING SOMETHING UNIQUE.WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH US. WE CAN’T ALWAYS BE PERFECT, PLEASE BE ASSURED WE DO TRY OUR VERY BESTPLEASE RESPECT OUR EFFORTS WITH A SMILE AND LOVE AS WE DO YOU.