ffD THE FARMER: JULY 24, 1911

FINANCIAL55 Bobber Express

Companies SeeMThe Handwriting

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liBSTlUlEPliT We are told that the Babylonians Bakery Specialsof old saw with trepidation the fierymessage the 'Mene-men- e. Tekal Up- -harson" on the wall. Also rats scur SNOWFLAKE BISCUITS . . . . . .8c per dozenEXTRA LARGE, MEDIUM SOFT GRABS 25c doz ry up the hawsers of a ship which, DROP CAKES . . .r .8c per dozen (i EXTRA FANCY, PRIME SOFT CRABSby an extraordinary development ofa sixth sense,- - they prevision as beingdoomed. Similarly "Coming KventsCast Their Shadows Before," and theCaptain Kidds and Commodore Mor Economy Fruit Jarsgans of the express monopoly are bus-ily engaged in throwing sop to Cer

HARD SHELL CRABS, Live or BoiledFRESH PICKED CRAB MEAT DIRECT FROM

MARYLAND'berus in an effort to placate and"Letheize" an aroused public.

A maximum reduction of . 50 per. PINTS QUARTS - 2 QUARTS

75c per dozen $1.00 per dozen $1.25 per dozenECONOMY JAR CAPS 20c per dozen

Capital and Surplus, $1,100,000 cent, by August 1 is "going some." Ina strenuous effort to "Get the Pub-lic's Goat" and persuade them thatthey have no more use for the par

V. eels post than a Newfoundland doghas fpr an overcoat, in common withHAYES FISH CO.

629 WATER STREET -- TEL. 412Bridgeportmost extortionists and exploiters,they

are willing to do anything except take iFlic fflarM Wanetheir hands out 4 of the pockets of thepublic and get off the backs of them

Duelist Forced

Himself On Clubasses.

However, for these small favors,many thanks, and until such a stormof protest shall overwhelm Hitchcock

Public Market Building East Main St.State and Bank Sts. Telephone Nos. 404, 405, 406PARK CITY CARPET CLEANING COMPANYDespite Vetoes whose ideas of postal economy seem

to run toward reduction of salaries ofemployes and increase of postal ratesCarpets Cleaned and Returned the Same Day. ; "Carpets Made Over"

.'Mflitlce".For forty-fiv-e years we have been

conducting business at the same oldlocation, i corner of Main and JohnStreets; -- Bridgeport, : Conn., and ourPrivate Bank has been - establishedthere continuously. We have receivednnd paid out on demand without no-tice millions of dollars of money de--posited with us and we continue toReceive money subject to depositor'scheck at sight, on which we allowthree per cent, per annum, creditedIo each account monthly. , We solicitthe accounts of Individuals businesspnen. firms and corporations, and allHjkho want a bank account where theycan deoosit monev. checks or drafts.

(instead of prying the robber railOFFICE 121 ANN D. DRISCOLTj, McT. ' TELEPHONE 1329-- 5It was a witty bishop who once de--nnea a club as a Dlace "where women

roads . and their greedy) accomplicesin ' the government service out of thepublic crib) we must summon suchcease from troubling and the weary Wall Papers, Room Mouldings, Painting and Decorating patience as we can command.- .vu. Aiiuu.er amusing aen-- Makers of Picture Frames, Paints, Oils. Varnishes, Brushes, etc. Also, what we aspire to be and werenot, comforts to us.S1Yen y rse Au TrtOTtTltTD nrtTTntTT TVin 777-78- 3 EAST MAIN STREET

The day is imminent when old voxsuBi.us aaia. "A club," said he, "ja "V"-"1- " wuu . 4 Phone 2805-- 3populi, with a resounding bray willleap into the arena with the initiative,

a weapon used by savages to keep thewhite woman at a distance." Nowa-days,, however, as Ralph Nevill re-marks in his book, "London Clubs"

referendum and recall, and fire thennd leave It for one day.one week, oneattOnth or one year, and draw Interest incompetents incontinently, ride on

the incoming crest of the parcel postton It for any time It Is left wimSWe give to the business our carefulpersonal attention as the oldest firm (as all " other civilized countries entmngs are different. "Within the last

twenty-fiv- e years or ' so the spirit of joy it) to a satisfactory service, and

Continental Mousefurnishlng "V.DON'T FAIL TO GET ONE OF OUR BOOKLETS

VVben in Kew Haven we would be pleased' to have you call at our show rooms. ; '

'739 CHAPEL STREET Telephone 2262

Asuncion ciud life has entirely changed. an immense financial surplus. This.ine oia fashioned clubman. whosean pnvaie oaniccrs in

T.Ii. WATSON & CO. we can use to increase the salary andwhole life was bound ud with one or traveling expenses of the President,and pay "the Tennessee Coal and Ironr nnnand Chicago and Alton ex-tru- st buster to keep silent withal.. -People's Savings Bank

oiner or. these institutions, is nowpractically extinct."

Perhaps the most ' striking storywhich Mr. Nevill tells regardingBrooks' . club ; is that concerning thefamous duelist, George Robert Fitz-gerald, who was executed for murder

Meanwhile millions of people in this IMJbroad land will be privileged to availthemselves ''. of the R. F. D. Service,JOHN FV FAY, fItliiV " Marble Building

i 924-92- 6 MAIN STREET and instead of a farmer leaving his IS NOW IN PUIi SWINGwould admit him. His name does not Hierh Class Furniture. Draperies and Novelties, re-uriho- l-P TinPO T in Vlrt nliiV 1te.fr 1 fr I - - . The Greatest Money-Savin- g Event of the YeartC ,

rv ' June 20, 1911. in a sort of way be regarded as hav

plow, in the furrow to "hitch up" andgo to town for that bottle of milk ormagnesia for the : baby, or the neces-sary ingredients for the dinner he'llphone the order to the drug or gro-cery store and it will be put aboard

." The Trustees of this Bank have thisv Shades and Curtains in great variety

AH kinds of bedding made to order and made oTer. The only store of its the R. F. D. wagon (at present loaduna iu wew imgiana. Telephone 732-- 3ed : with a minimum of twenty-fiv- e

pounds) and delivered without waste

Cay declared a iemi-anmi- ai amucnu,for the six .months ending June 30,JtlBlt. at the rate of FOUR per cent,her ' anmim on all accounts, payable(July 1 1911 h ,

f EDWARD 'W. MARSH, Treasurer..TkMosita made on or before August

of time or loss by wear. '

It i has been calculated that the aggregate loss our agragian populaSUMMER MILLINERY

WE OFFER A LARGE AND CHOICE SELECTION OFTRIMMED MILLINERY FOR SUMMER WEAR

tlon from our supine acquiescence tothe express company ownership of the'jSd, will draw Interest from August 1stUnited States amounts to three hun-dred million dollars a year. Worth

ing belonged to the club. He was.however, , in it f only once, though itwas his boast that-h- had been unani-mously chosen ' a member. .

Owing to Fitzgerald's well knowndueling propensities no first classLondon club would admit him. Nev-ertheless he got Admiral Keith Stew-art who knew1 that he must fightFitzgerald or comply, to propose himfor Brooks'. .

Accordingly the duelist went withthe admiral on the day of the electionto - the clubhouse and waited down-stairs- while the ballot was in pro-gress.' '

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'The result, a foregone conclusion,was unfavorable to the candidate, noteven ' one white ball being among theblack, the admirarhaving been amongthe first to deposit his. Mr. Brookseventually went to tell Fitzgerald,who was waiting in the hall, that there

989 BROAD STREETfifiiiipRoiuid saving, - isn't it? Well, then, let's save88

YOUR CHOICE of the most beautiful new line of

IFIUIRIITIUIRIEof every description. A magnificent line of Rugs,Carpets, Matting, Linoleum, Oil Cloth, Lace Cur-tains, Refrigerators, Gas Ranges, Pictures, etc. Allat; an extraordinary reduction for cash while salelasts (Whittalls' Rugs excepted). Many articles goat a double reduction, which brings them down tonearly half their actual value. -

A LIMITED NUMBER OF GLENWOOD GANGESwill go into this sale at 10 per cent, off for cash

; YOUK PURCHASE will be held for later delivery if necessaryKEMESfBB It costs you nothing to look and it may do 70a a hmp

: of good.

VflT T fiPT IINJ at 1069 ltai11 St.MV , M1-- M or 135 Fairfield Ae.

628 .asSr 28iu':'.THE

PEOPLE'SDAIRY

130 State Streetwas one black ball and, that therefore!

it, by establishing a parcel post anaabolishing the express monopolythrough atrophy (disuse), then'govern-mentallz- e

the railroads and haul ourmail matter at cost, instead of fool-ishly continuing to pay from three toeight times as much for hauling mailas the railroads receive for haulinga first class passenger, who loads andunloads himself. - v

And let not the long-wind- ed andbrain-befuddli- ng "investigators' ofthe obvious, and their interesting en-

deavors to turn back flip flops in mid-air (vide our government's glowingreport on the value of the parcel postservice between the United states andPorto Rico, etc.,) pull the wool ; overthine eyes. .r. ,

Sic 'em, Towser, he bit your fath-er! Dr ; Edwin F: Bowers.

-- FRESH FROM THE CHURNTel. GEO. A. ROBERTSON SRQnis candidature had. failed.

xnrusung asiae -- $rooks, who pro-tested that non-membe- rs might notenter the clubrooms, Fitzgerald flewupstairs and ' entered the room. Walking up to the fireplace, he thus ad-dressed Admiral Stewart. f trTTmi Td S THAT SATISFY

This price includes mealsand berth both ways. 'A

1,500 mile Ocean Voyage ona magnificent ocean liner.For further particulars ap-

ply to ;y!

S. Loewith & Co.116 BANK STREET

"S, my dear admiral, Mr. Brooksinforms me that I have been electedthree times." s

"You have; been balloted for, Mr.Fitzgerald, but I am sorry to; say you

No matter what you pay 'or cigars at D. D. Smith's yon are cer-tain of getting greater value than elsewhere. Goods are always fresh,as stock Is moved quickly. , Biggest line in the city and prices the mostreasonable. Box trade a specialty. Fine line of Pipes Cigar Holders,Tobaccos in Tins and" all Smokers Accessories. i r .

PACKARDnave not been chosen," said Stewart.BLUE RIBBON GABAG I!

283 Fairfield AvemxaLORD OF THE MANOR

W LIVED AT HIS EASE"Well, then," replied , the duelist,did you blackball me?"

My good sir," answered the admiral, "how could you suppose such aTelephone 99 D D SMITH OPP- - Poll's Theatre, Fairfield Ave.' Had a Bed and a Wagonfulthing?". LOWE'S LAUNDRY"Oh, I supposed no such thing, mydear", fellow. I only want to know lOOO SEAVIEW AVE WET .WASH, ROUGH DRY AND MANCIE WORKwho it was that dropped" the black

THOMAS Ij. IX)WE, Prop., formerly of Wells & LovePhone 15-- 4. Delivery Free T17 tf

of Plunder in FrameUnder a Flat Car t

, (Indianapolis News.) --

With a lair built in the steel frame

ball in by accident, as it were."Fitzgerald now went up to each in

dividual member and put the samequestion to all in turn. . "Did you

i JAMES STAPLES & CO.f Bankers and BrokersJ a89 State Street Bridgeport, Conn.

i;p FIRE INSURANCE -: ' '

I BURET BONDS ' REAL ESTATEBought and Sold on Commission

loans, Mad on Approved' City Real "Estate ' ;

V" SAFE DEPOSIT VAULTS We re--

blackball me, sir?" until he made the 'THE, DEPARTMENT.. HARDWARE STORE'under a flat car, out of sight, but inround of the whole club, and in each the heart; of the city, a small, duskycase he received - a reply similar toGet thfr Best Beer Brewed

The price is no higher than you pay for the ordinary kindMOERLETN'S CINCINNATI? BEER," case two dozen, delivered. .$1.25MOERLEIN'S- - BARBAROSSA Perfection in Bottled Beer.dozen $1.25

mat oi tne aamirai. ,

young-ma- n has led a lle that harksback to the primitive, as nearly . aspossible in. the - city, and the civilizedWhen he had finished his investiga AT- - COSTtions he thus addressed . the ; whole j

bodyt. "You see, gentlemen, that as twentieth century. Bicyclemen Ruck- -none of you have blakballed me 1must be . elected. . It . is Mr. Brooks

er and Dickison this morning foundthe hiding place of the young manwhose actions have been such' as toarouse lively curiosity among resi

tcirts deposits subject to cneck and al-low interest on balances of $500 andover. We will, act ? as Trustees andAdministrators of Estates.

who has made, the mistake."dents and railroad employees : In thevicinity of Delaware and South Sts.P. T STAPLES

After this nothing more was saidby : the members, who determined toignore the presence of their dangerousvisitor, who drank three bottles ofchampagne in enforced silence, for no

P. Tj. nOIiZEH They also found a miscellaneous ' col-

lection of plunder, articles of clothing

the balance of a fine line of hammocks are offered whilethey last at cost price.They include all shades; closely woven materials, strong anr!serviceable. .

A good HAMMOCK COUCH with a swinging frame can trused in the home the year 'round. They are a delight withthe children, a safe and time passing accessory In the nur-sery. ; .

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We take pleasure in showing you. '

tone would answer him when he spoke.

V SPECIAL. LIEBIG'S 31ALT EXTRACT, dozen . .'. $1.20SHEBOYGAN MINERAL, WATER, Splits, dozen. 75cHOMER'S GINGER BRANDT, large bottles. V. .75c

Gus.BROCH SON347 FAIRFIELD AVENUE ?, . .

, TELEPHONE 1389 . AUTOMOBILE ROW

tools, soap, tin receptacles, leatherbelting, carpets, buckets, sponges anda trinket or two, believed . to haveWhen he had gone , it was agreed

"that half a dozen stout constables been stolen.HoesesIFOJR, SAlLlEt TWO-FAMIL- T.

They did not find the lord of -- theshould be m waiting the next eveningto bear him off to the watch houseif he attempted . again to intrude, hutMr. Fitzgerald, aware' probably of the

manor, however. He had glided awayinto the railroad yards just prior totheir approach.reception he might get, never did." According to the statement of rail THE LY0W AND. GRUMMAN CO.

' FATRFTEIiD AVENUE, CORNER MIDDLE STREET

THE' DEPARTMENT HARD W A RE STORE1 road men, for weeks they have seen

the stranger, shabbily, and scantilyAtlantic St.JJarnum Are.'Carleton Ave..

'Colorado Ave.

- Apropos of blackballing, Mr. ' Nevillmentions . the greatest instance ofblackballing probably ever knownwhich took place some years ago ata ladies' club, where one candidatereceived three more black balls thanthe number of members present a

Black Rock Ave.Bunnell St.

Capitol Ave.Denver, Ave.

tclad, haunting the Pennsylvania yardsin the evening or early morning. . Heis not a friendly fellow and no oneseemed to know him. Several timesout of curiosity his actions werewatched. He seemed interested' in

case, of excessive zeal indeed!The practical joker is naturally not A Large Assortment ofnothing in particular, at. ' least not

Iranlstan Avenue.; "- THREE-FAMIL- Y.

Connecticut Ave. , Denver Ave.unknown m the most solemn of clubs.and "some irrespressible jokers have while observed, and he always had a

way of disappearing under a line ofsteel flat ears that have stood for

paid for their love of fun by having mmmmmto resign their membership. One ofthem, whose escapades were notorious some time on a spur track Just westFairfield Ave.

Madison Ave.State St.

Dewey St.Hancock Ave.

(Pembroke St.of Delaware Street and south of South Ain London twenty years ago, sitting Street. Where he hid no one knew.nair asleep in a" certain bohemian An - employee of the Osborn Manuclub, became annoyed at a verv red BMW" COATSWest Avenue, headed waiter who kept buzzing about facturing Company missed some toolsHe had seen the stranger in. the vicin-ity and followed him.- - As before.thestranger crawled under one of thecars and was seen no more. The

his chair, .The sight of the fiery lockswas eventually too much for this wildspirit, and darting up and seizing theman, he emptied a bottle of black ink

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023 MAIN ST.,

BRIDGEPORT. CONN.

and the mystery was explained.paid to tne waiter The small stranger had built a falsebottom under the car with pieces of LOWEST PRICESATRoger Bresnahan smoked a Nugget lumber, leaving a small opening towiiiie in town. a crawl up Into the apartment. Hehad a comfortable bed there, and roomNAMES NEW CURATEfor so much plunder a wagon was required to take it to the Police StaBishop Mian Assigns Rev. Patrick Tttn Peck &z LiriKBS Co.

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New Haven, July '24. Bishop Nllanhas " assigned ; Rev. Patrick Connors,for three years curate -- at Newtown,this state, to the curateship of St.John's R. C. parish, this city, to suc-ceed the Rev. George Coyle, whodied last week in St. Francis hospital.Father Coyle had been at St. John'sa little over three weeks when he wastaken seriously ill. , He succeededRev. James Keating .. who assumedpastorship of the church in Sharon,Conn.

Father Connors is a native of Stam-ford and received his elementarv edu-cation there, after which he enteredVillonaova college, and finally theGrand seminary, Montreal. His firstcharge was in Newtown, where hewas popular with all classes. He will

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