Characters

1. Chicken Luke

2. Goosey Loosey Leia

3. Obiwoodpecker Kenobi

4. Narrator

5. Hen Solo

6. Darth Viper

7. R2Ducky

8. Yodalionhoo

9. Chewfoxa

10. C3POwl

11. Millenium Falcon

12. Uncle Otter

13. Aunt Berunicorn

14. Pawdawan 1

15. Pawdawan 2

16. Pawdawan 3

17. Pawdawan 4

18. Pawdawan 5

19. Stork Trooper 1

20. Stork Trooper 2

21. Stork Trooper 3

22. Stork Trooper 4

Narrator : Once upon a time, in a forest not so far away, there lived young

Chicken Luke. Chicken Luke lived with his Aunt and Uncle, having never met

his parents. He enjoyed exploring the world around him and could often be

found walking around out in the wilderness. One day, his uncle was getting

tired of Chicken Luke’s constant questions.

Chicken Luke: But uncle, I just want to know about my father!

Uncle Otter: Chicken Luke, we have talked about this. We are your family

now.

Aunt Berunicorn: We love you. That is all that matters. Please be satisfied.

Uncle Otter: Go for a walk. You’ll feel better.

Narrator: So Chicken Luke went for a walk. But something unexpected

happened, and Chicken Luke didn’t end up feeling better.

*Student with piece of “Star Ship” walks on stage and “bonks” Chicken Luke

on the head with it, then drops it on the ground.*

Chicken Luke: Ouch!!! What in the galaxy is this?? It fell from the sky. Oh

no!! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! I must tell someone!!! Yodalionhoo

will know what to do. I will go tell him!

Narrator: So Chicken Luke went to find Yodalionhoo, but he found R2Ducky

and C3POwl along the way, and they had a message to share.

Chicken Luke: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

R2Ducky: Beep! Beep! Beep!

C3POwl: Oh dear! R2Ducky seems to have an important message to share

with you sir!

Chicken Luke: You have a message? Let’s see it!

R2Ducky: Beep! Beep! Beep!

Narrator: A video message with a young girl appeared. It was Goosey Loosey

Leia.

Goosey Loosey Leia: There is something awful happening! I found plans for

some kind of weapon at a base in the forest, but I’m surrounded by Stork

Troopers, so I’m sending them with this droid instead. Help me

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi! You’re my only hope!

Chicken Luke: This sounds important. Maybe we should go see

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi first.

R2Ducky: Beep! Beep! Beep!

Narrator: So Chicken Luke and R2Ducky went to find Obiwoodpecker Kenobi,

but along the way, they found 2 new friends, Hen Solo and Chewfoxa.

Chicken Luke: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Hen Solo: I don’t believe you!

Chewfoxa: Grrrr

Chicken Luke: But this piece of the sky fell and hit me on the head! And this

little droid has a message for Obiwoodpecker Kenobi, so we’re going to see

him!

Hen Solo: Well you’ll never make it on your own. We should go with you!

And my super awesome pet bird Millenium Falcon will come with us!

Chewfoxa: Grrr

Narrator: So Chicken Luke and company set out once again, and finally found

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi.

Chicken Luke: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi: What’s all this racket?

Chicken Luke: This piece of the sky fell and hit me on the head! And this little

droid has an important message for you!

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi: Let me see it.

Goosey Loosey Leia: There is something awful happening! I found plans for

some kind of weapon at a base in the forest, but I’m surrounded by Stork

Troopers, so I’m sending them with this droid instead. Help me

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi! You’re my only hope!

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi: This is bad. Darth Viper must be involved!

Everyone: Darth Viper?!?

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi: Yes! I must go speak with my Master. Master

Yodalionhoo.

Chicken Luke: That’s who we were going to see!

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi: You must go find Goosey Loosey Leia. Take the

droids and your new friends. I will go find Master Yodalionhoo.

Narrator: So while Obiwoodpecker went to find his master, the others set

out to find the base in the forest.

Chicken Luke: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Hen Solo: Would you stop saying that!!

Chewfoxa: Grrrr

Chicken Luke: Sorry… There’s the base! Let’s go inside!

Narrator: The group snuck towards the base, but they didn’t know that they

were being surrounded.

Stork Trooper 1: Halt! You’re surrounded!

Stork Trooper 2: Come with us or else!

Narrator: The group was captured and locked in a dungeon. But they

weren’t alone…

Chicken Luke: Goosey Loosey Leia! The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

Hen Solo: Ugh! Please! Stop!

Goosey Loosey Leia: What’s he going on about?

Hen Solo: He thinks the sky is falling.

Goosey Loosey Leia: Hmm… this is who Obiwoodpecker sends to rescue me?

I question his methods…

Chicken Luke: He is going to find Master Yodalionhoo.

Narrator: Right then, Obiwoodpecker had found his master.

Obiwoodpecker: Master Yodalionhoo. We have received word from Goosey

Loosey Leia. She has found plans for Darth Viper’s weapons. Oh… and

Chicken Luke says the sky is falling.

Yodalionhoo: Hmm… troubling all this is. Investigate we must. What feel

you, young pawdawans? To face darkness ready are you?

Pawdawan 1: Certainly Master!

Pawdawan 2: Of course Master!

Pawdawan 3: You have taught us well Master!

Pawdawan 4: We are ready Master!

Pawdawan 5: *Sighs* How did I get myself into this?

Narrator: In the forest, Chicken Luke and Goosey Loosey Leia were about to

learn something new about themselves and meet the evil Darth Viper at the

same time.

Stork Trooper 3: Prisoners! On your feet to meet the great Darth Viper!!

Darth Viper: Why are you here?

Chicken Luke: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

*Chicken Luke’s group looks uncomfortable; sighing, shuffling their feet,

looking at the ceiling.*

Darth Viper: *heavy breathing* …. What?

Goosey Loosey Leia: Ignore Chicken Luke! We are here to stop you, and we

have people coming to help us! You won’t get away with this!

Chicken Luke: Goosey Loosey Leia, I know what I’m talking about!!

Darth Viper: Chicken Luke and Goosey Loosey Leia? Well Chicken Luke, you

should teach your sister some manners, or she will regret it.

Chicken Luke and Goosey Loosey Leia: Sister???

Chicken Luke: Uncle Otter didn’t tell me that my father had another child!

Darth Viper: Chicken Luke… *heavy breathing* I am your father!

Chicken Luke: NOOOO!!!! …. What?

Narrator: Outside, Obiwoodpecker Kenobi had arrived with the others to

help.

Stork Trooper 4: My Lord Viper! Obiwoodpecker is outside with Yodalionhoo

and several Pawdawans. They want to speak with you!

Narrator: Darth Viper brought his captives outside to meet the new comers.

Darth Viper: Obiwoodpecker! What are you doing here?

Yodalionhoo: Come we have with you to speak. That you are building a

Death Star we know. Broken off and fallen to earth a piece has.

Chicken Luke: I knew it!! I knew it!!

Goosey Loosey Leia: It’s not the sky, Chicken Luke!

Chicken Luke: Close enough!

Darth Viper: There is nothing you can say! I am dark and there is nothing you

can do about it!

Pawdawan 1: Surely you can’t mean that!

Pawdawan 2: There is great light in the world!

Pawdawan 3: You shouldn’t choose the dark side! It’s lonely!

Pawdawan 4: We will do whatever we have to to stop you!

Pawdawan 5: Shhh!!!!! Don’t start anything!!

Obiwoodpecker Kenobi: Don’t you want to get to know your children?

Darth Viper: Of course I do! But they wouldn’t have me now!

Chicken Luke and Goosey Loosey Leia: Of course we would!!

Darth Viper: You would?

Chicken Luke and Goosey Loosey Leia: You’re our father, we love you!

Darth Viper: Ok. Let’s join the light together!

*Crowd cheers*

Pawdawan 5: Whew!!

Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after!