Charmed - 5x01 - A Witch's Tail (1).En

8/12/2019 Charmed - 5x01 - A Witch's Tail (1).En

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{137}{213}Okay, Piper, I can't be late|getting to the office today.{217}{280}I have a radio interview with|those morning guys, Pip and Skeeter.{284}{314}That's Skip and Peter.{318}{393}Could you forget about|your advice column for two seconds?{397}{435}Come see where|we're putting the nursery.{440}{492}You're putting it in your closet.|I've seen your closet.{496}{528}There's a lot of shoes, honey.{532}{567}No, not anymore.{575}{622}Look, it's perfect.{626}{670}It's a little cramped, though,|don't you think?{687}{735}That's why I'm adding a window,|to bring in light{739}{801}and create a sense of space.{824}{864}You guys are very cute.{868}{940}But why are you doing all this now?|Your due date's not for months.{944}{1032}Well, demon activity has been light,|so it's a good time to get ahead.{1036}{1077}Speaking of ahead,{1083}{1158}I can't believe you guys didn't notice|my billboards downtown.{1162}{1230}Oh, honey, of course|we noticed them.{1234}{1319}You can see them|from a passing 747.{1323}{1360}We'd have told you|how proud we are,{1364}{1411}but you never slow down|to give us a chance.{1416}{1461}Well, you know,|nothing perks up a girl's career{1465}{1517}like sending her husband|straight to hell.

{1521}{1597}Okay, well, I've seen the nursery,|and it's absolutely beautiful,{1601}{1645}but I really have to go|to that interview.{1649}{1722}Honey, I know your work|is very important to you.{1726}{1777}But guess what. I'm having a baby.{1781}{1810}I know.{1814}{1886}Yeah, so how about you take|a couple minutes to be Aunt Phoebe?{1890}{1937}Oh, my God, you're so right.{1941}{2012}I'm so sorry.|Okay, what do you need?{2016}{2056}An opinion.{2081}{2109}I'm thinking...{2161}{2218}Positions! Bogey in three, two, one!{2455}{2496}So much for the theory|that Borneo demons{2500}{2537}are impervious to magical powers.

{2541}{2586}I can't wait to tell|the local witch doctors.{2590}{2658}Excuse me, can we refrain from|blowing up demons in the nursery?{2664}{2715}Oh, honey, it was just one.{2723}{2753}Piper, you're going to be a mom.{2758}{2814}You need to start thinking|about the safety of our daughter.{2873}{2930}And you, you're getting so caught up|with this magical kick.{2934}{3003}Look at your hair. It's still red|from the potion you blew up last night.{3008}{3077}Do you have any idea how much|this would cost in a salon?{3096}{3161}I love your new 'do, honey.|I think you look beautiful.{3165}{3199}Okay, bye.{3203}{3233}Thank you.{3237}{3275}Honey, sweets, toots?

{3279}{3323}I appreciate that you're|very concerned,{3328}{3360}but I am still a witch,{3364}{3458}and we do still have innocents|to protect and demons to fight.{3462}{3496}I can't just crawl in a hole.{3661}{3740}It's too bad, Mylie,|but your time is up.{3744}{3878}You had 30 days to find love|or the penalty would be death.{3909}{3978}But he does love me.|I know he does.{3983}{4020}Oh, really?{4024}{4050}Did he tell you?{4054}{4099}He doesn't have to tell me|he loves me.


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{4111}{4177}Well, actually, he does.{4192}{4261}But he'll never say he loves you|until he trusts you.{4265}{4390}And he'll never trust you|until you tell him what you really are.{4394}{4465}You see why I always|win these bargains.{4483}{4623}As an immortal being, I'm afraid|only you can give up your life.{4628}{4716}Place this auger shell|over your heart.{4728}{4843}It will draw your immortality inside.{4893}{4919}And if I don't?{4923}{5021}Then you can rot for eternity|right here.{5373}{5443}You're wrong. He does love me.{5447}{5499}And I'm gonna prove it.{6613}{6734}Leo, I can't believe you found|all our old baby stuff.{6738}{6804}Grams was a bit of a pack rat.{6827}{6868}Baby book.{6872}{6929}My baby book.{6936}{7000}Oh, look how squishy I was.{7018}{7050}You were so adorable.{7073}{7119}Leo, you can't even see the picture.{7123}{7165}I'm your whitelighter.{7169}{7237}I've been watching you|ever since you were a baby.{7253}{7308}Yeah, see, that's too creepy|to think about.{7348}{7404}I never knew that Mom|kept a baby book for me.{7408}{7490}Why not? I mean,|you started one for our daughter.{7494}{7574}I always thought you|and your mom were a lot alike.

{7658}{7708}It's strange to think that|she went through everything{7713}{7739}I'm going through right now.{7748}{7815}I don't think you ever really know|how much your mother loves you{7819}{7860}until you become one yourself.{8013}{8075}- Are you okay?|- Yeah.{8103}{8153}Here.{8158}{8226}- Why don't you let me help you?|- It's heavy.{8243}{8319}Well, see, that's kind of why|I wanted to help you with it.{8323}{8393}Piper, when are you gonna|accept the fact that you're pregnant?{8398}{8448}When are you gonna stop|being so overprotective?{8452}{8514}All I'm suggesting|is that you slow down.{8518}{8569}Okay, Leo, I'm not gonna be|one of those women{8573}{8663}that sits on her ass and eats bonbons|throughout her entire pregnanc

y.{8667}{8708}That's just not the woman|you married.{8712}{8771}Besides, generations|of Halliwell women{8775}{8841}raised perfectly normal children|before me.{8845}{8893}They all got through it, and so will I.{8911}{8938}Not all of them.{8951}{8988}What's that supposed to mean?{8992}{9031}How far along in the book|have you gotten?{9308}{9374}There was no one there to finish it|after your mother died.{9583}{9628}Like I said,|you're a lot like your mother.{9653}{9700}She was careless too.{9704}{9766}She thought she was invincible.{9802}{9833}She was wrong.

{10134}{10217}Hello. Begging your evil pardon.{10223}{10289}I bear a message from my master.{10311}{10347}Necron?{10351}{10420}He wants the immortality|you promised him,{10424}{10462}and he wants it now!{10466}{10520}His words, not mine.{10525}{10630}Tell your master he'll get what|he wants, but he must be patient.{10635}{10674}Oh, no.{10678}{10723}I can't tell him that.{10727}{10861}No disrespect, but skeletal beings|aren't known for their patience


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.{10865}{10926}Then you best hurry along.{10930}{10987}I'll do as you ask.{10991}{11120}But it'll be the last thing I do|before Necron eats my life force.{11160}{11208}Then comes for yours.{11450}{11485}Water{11489}{11561}Rise up from the sea{11565}{11637}Find the one who fled from me{11645}{11732}Follow where the winds are cold{11736}{11852}Then fall tenfold like days of old{12353}{12395}Mylie.{12406}{12477}- Mylie, hey.|- Hey.{12481}{12523}I'm so sorry to pull you out|of your meeting.{12527}{12579}They said it was important.|What's going on?{12590}{12640}I need to know|how you feel about me.{12694}{12722}What's so funny?{12726}{12770}- You know what I love?|- No, what?{12795}{12849}Your enthusiasm.{12873}{12913}What else?{12918}{13033}Well, l... I love this dimple|right here when you smile.{13094}{13128}Mylie, what's going on here?{13177}{13301}Look, I told you, I need to know|how you feel about me deep inside.{13305}{13338}It's important.

{13342}{13407}Well, listen, I'm gonna be on a plane|in two hours to go to New York.{13411}{13443}When I get back, we'll go out...{13448}{13517}No, before you get on the plane.{13530}{13567}I can't explain right now,{13572}{13654}but unless you tell me|how you feel about me,{13668}{13718}I may not be here|when you get back.{13736}{13767}What's that supposed to mean?{13771}{13832}I'm sorry, this isn't a threat.{13836}{13873}It just... It is what it is.{13884}{13942}Look, Mylie, this isn't the time|or the place for this.{13946}{14002}Whatever I feel for you|should come out when I'm ready.{14006}{14047}But we're running out of time.

{14125}{14252}Look, Craig, I admit that|this isn't fair, what I'm asking you.{14256}{14397}But it's what I need right now|if you want to keep me in your life.{14458}{14492}Okay.{14496}{14581}If it's that important, okay.{14617}{14646}When I first met you...{14698}{14742}...I felt a wall come down.{14747}{14800}A wall around my heart.{14909}{14975}I mean, I don't know|how to say this, but...{14979}{15017}- I gotta go.|- What?{15022}{15085}- Wait a minute, you just...|- I'm so sorry. I've gotta go.{16226}{16259}Matthews!{16263}{16323}In my office, now!

{16423}{16501}Weather advisory: If you're gonna|go outside, bring a paddle.{16505}{16541}Where were you?{16545}{16601}I had to run the McKenzie papers|over to the courthouse.{16605}{16638}You've been gone an hour.{16642}{16708}Yeah, well, there's a freak rainstorm.|The entire city's flooded.{16712}{16759}You should've let someone know|where you're headed.{16767}{16828}You have this habit|of coming and going as you please.{16835}{16865}As I please?{16869}{16941}No, I come and go|as other people please.{16945}{17026}That's what assistants do.|They run errands.


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{17030}{17099}I'll tell you a little secret.|They don't like it.{17103}{17141}Well, your behaviour|has got to change.{17145}{17201}Maybe it'll change if you promote me|to social worker.{17206}{17235}I already did.{17268}{17311}You start tomorrow.{17345}{17383}He promoted you?{17387}{17428}Congratulations.{17434}{17490}- Thanks, I guess.|- What do you mean, you guess?{17494}{17553}Paige, you've worked|so hard for this. It's your dream.{17567}{17622}Yeah, Cowan already gave me|the big responsibility speech.{17626}{17688}No more coming to work late,|no more long lunches.{17692}{17718}Hold on a second, sweetie.{17722}{17759}Nancy O'Dell's producer's|on the phone.{17763}{17807}They want to know|if you want hair and makeup.{17811}{17853}No, I will do my own. Thanks.{17858}{17900}- Hi.|- Nancy O'Dell?{17904}{17972}Yeah, she wants to interview me|on TV tomorrow.{17977}{18058}Look at you, blowing up around town.|Billboards, radio, TV.{18063}{18105}What's next?|Phoebe, the world tour?{18109}{18184}Oh, no, even better.{18188}{18233}- Divorce court.|- What?{18238}{18324}I can't believe you found time|to push a divorce through the system.{18328}{18378}I just want my life back.

{18382}{18425}I don't want to have to look|over my shoulder,{18429}{18469}praying that Cole|isn't gonna find a way{18473}{18514}out of the demonic wasteland,|you know?{18518}{18555}- Do you think he will?|- You know what?{18564}{18623}I don't care.|Because even if he does,{18628}{18708}after today, I'll be free.{19108}{19181}I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.|I didn't mean to scare you.{19193}{19269}It's just that I recognize you|from your billboard.{19273}{19328}- I need your help.|- Oh, that's sweet, sweetie.{19332}{19388}But if you write a letter,|then I respond to everyone.{19392}{19428}No, you don't understand.{19458}{19505}I recognized you|as a Charmed One.{19515}{19574}You're very famous|where I come from.

{19578}{19608}I'm not evil or anything.{19621}{19686}- I've heard that one before.|- No, honestly.{20000}{20051}- We need to go.|- Well, yeah!{20055}{20084}The Sea Hag can track my tail.{20088}{20143}- Well, then make it go away.|- I can't.{20562}{20643}All right. Okay.{20889}{20917}Okay, hang on!{21429}{21517}Okay, I just cut work on the day|of my big promotion{21521}{21560}and sped through a rainstorm|to get here.{21565}{21665}- What is the 911?|- Phoebe found a mermaid.{21670}{21707}Actually, she found me.{21711}{21774}On the way to a very important|court date, I might add.{21779}{21820}Hi, I'm Mylie.

{21824}{21856}You must be Paige.{21860}{21905}You have a very big|underwater fan base.{21921}{22015}You're a mermaid?|You guys actually exist?{22021}{22103}Excuse me,|when you said Sea Hag,{22107}{22180}did you mean like old-woman hag|or evil-magic hag?{22184}{22252}Because, see, I'm not really|in the battle mood today.{22273}{22304}She's kind of both.{22336}{22381}Forget that,|what's life like under the sea?{22385}{22438}Does your skin get wrinkly?{22442}{22503}Does algae pose|a personal-hygiene problem?


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{22507}{22567}Okay, guys, why don't we|let her up for a little air?{22572}{22603}No, it's okay, I don't mind.{22607}{22651}Actually, there's nothing like|being a mermaid.{22658}{22750}You get to swim in the open sea|all day, explore endless wonders.{22754}{22805}- It's pure freedom.|- Sounds like heaven.{22809}{22867}I'm sure you wanna get back.|I can drop you off at the beach...{22872}{22898}No, you don't understand.{22902}{22992}It was a great life|for the first few hundred years.{23050}{23081}Mermaids are immortal.{23085}{23149}Yeah, we can spend eternity at sea.{23153}{23252}Because our hearts are, well,|some say, as cold as the water.{23257}{23322}But sometimes|a mermaid gets Ionely,{23326}{23405}and her heart warms,|and she wants more.{23412}{23451}Is that what happened to you?{23455}{23545}The ocean's floor is littered with bones|of mortals who died for love.{23549}{23586}I had to know why.{23592}{23656}Now, these bones,{23672}{23759}could they be bones of mortals|that perhaps the Sea Hag killed?{23767}{23807}- Piper.|- What?{23811}{23889}So you said you wanted to feel love.|Is that why you saw the Sea Hag?{23893}{23994}Yes. If a mortal professes his love|to a mermaid, she becomes human.

{23998}{24043}The Sea Hag agreed to give me legs,{24047}{24090}but if I didn't find love|before her deadline,{24094}{24134}I would have to give her|my immortality.{24144}{24187}All that for a guy?{24191}{24234}Boy, did you get taken for a ride.{24238}{24263}- Phoebe.|- What?{24267}{24307}But I did find love.{24325}{24380}I mean, I think I did.{24398}{24489}But I might be dead|before I get to find out for sure.{24524}{24575}Craig's getting on a plane|to New York soon.{24584}{24627}Oh, no, no, no. This is good.{24636}{24679}Because all we gotta do|is find the fish lover,{24684}{24753}get him to spill his guts, and then|we don't have to face the Sea

Hag.{24757}{24788}- Piper.|- What?{24792}{24848}If your boyfriend's love|can make you human,{24852}{24896}why don't you just tell him|you're a mermaid?{24914}{24955}You mean that I'm a genetic freak{24959}{25015}with a fish tail|coated in glandular slime?{25019}{25079}- She raises a good point.|- Yeah.{25084}{25127}You may be half fish,|but you're still a woman.{25131}{25189}And women, you know, they generally|know when a man's in love{25194}{25222}even before he does.{25226}{25269}Oh, please.{25274}{25357}If I wrote that slop in my column,|I'd be driven out of town.{25364}{25456}Okay, that is it.|Can I see you two in the kitchen?

{25545}{25593}Okay, what is going on|with you guys?{25597}{25649}I'm sorry. Like you need a man|to be complete.{25653}{25724}That kind of thinking dates back|to the days we all had tails.{25730}{25755}Maybe Phoebe's right.{25759}{25806}Maybe we just throw the mermaid|back into the ocean{25811}{25846}and we keep the manor|a hag-free zone.{25850}{25879}Who are you people,{25883}{25938}and what have you done|with my sisters?{25942}{25992}Let's start with you.|What is going on in that head?{25996}{26042}I keep thinking about|the court date I'm missing.


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{26051}{26096}Okay, so you're dumping|all over our innocent?{26101}{26136}I don't mean to be.{26141}{26205}Paige, I've been fighting so hard|to get my life back.{26209}{26258}If Cole shows up|and we're still married,{26262}{26303}then it was all for nothing.{26307}{26336}I need my freedom.{26341}{26376}Okay, fine, go meet the judge.{26380}{26429}Just hurry back,|and we'll deal with Mylie.{26537}{26567}Where's she going?{26571}{26605}Everything okay?{26609}{26654}Yeah, Piper and I|were just about to discuss{26658}{26688}how best to vanquish|the Sea Hag.{26692}{26746}No, you said we were|gonna deal with Mylie.{26750}{26809}You didn't say anything about|doing anything with the Sea Hag.{26813}{26846}What is up with you{26851}{26911}and these demon-avoidance issues|you've suddenly got?{26916}{26960}I think if we can protect Mylie{26964}{27034}and avoid a run-in with the Sea Hag,|I'm all for that.{27038}{27076}What is going on with everybody?{27080}{27123}We're talking about the Sea Hag,{27127}{27164}mysterious monster|of the deep blue sea,{27168}{27225}whose name strikes fear|in the hearts of sailors everywhere.{27229}{27291}Okay, somebody's been watching|way too much Discovery Channel.{27295}{27354}You're probably right,|but she's an interesting evil specimen.

{27358}{27416}Reminds me of this water demon|I read about in the Book.{27420}{27461}She kills in the most|fascinating way.{27466}{27523}- Paige.|- What?{27562}{27601}We know how it kills.{27673}{27700}What'd I say?{27713}{27761}It killed Mom.{27823}{27856}It's okay, you didn't know.{27861}{27900}Look, I just don't see any sense{27904}{27991}in going up against a demon like this|if we don't have to.{28024}{28105}Okay, maybe we can get Craig|to confess his love for Mylie.{28110}{28141}I'll ask her what flight he's on,{28145}{28200}and maybe I can stop him|from getting on that plane.{28206}{28239}But if it doesn't work,

{28243}{28308}we're gonna have to come up with|a plan B to vanquish the Sea Hag.{28313}{28371}I know. I will check|the Book of Shadows.{28517}{28543}You okay?{28567}{28608}Yeah.{28770}{28858}Hello, begging your evil pardon.{28866}{28910}I see you're still alive.{29126}{29248}Six months ago,|I came to this cavern to feed on you.{29263}{29320}You talked me out of it.{29328}{29360}What was it you said?{29364}{29431}I promised you an immortal being{29435}{29497}to give you permanent|and everlasting life.{29508}{29558}Yes. That was it.{29563}{29598}A mermaid, I believe.

{29626}{29671}Did you capture her for me?{29708}{29759}No. Not yet.{29848}{29875}It's not too late.{29888}{29920}I can cast a new spell,{29924}{29990}conjure a storm like|San Francisco has never seen.{30005}{30058}Think what you're giving up|if you kill me.{30180}{30219}Now, this isn't right.{30566}{30657}I'm so tired of feeding|on lower life-forms.{30664}{30726}The mermaid|won't get away this time.{30730}{30756}She better not.


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{30768}{30813}For your sake.{30956}{31087}Flight 83 to Palm Beach, Florida|will be boarding in 15 minutes.{31091}{31234}Flight 83 to Palm Beach, Florida|will be boarding in 15 minutes.{31256}{31339}Thank you, Mr. Wilson.|Have a nice flight.{31354}{31400}Craig? Craig Wilson?{31404}{31440}- Yeah?|- I have a message for you.{31444}{31481}Mylie sent me.{31485}{31535}Let me guess,|she sent me a singing telegram.{31539}{31616}No, no, a stripagram,|that's more Mylie's style.{31620}{31670}Shocking and unexpected.{31674}{31699}I'm a friend of Mylie's.{31703}{31759}She sent me here|because she needs to speak with you.{31771}{31797}Why didn't she come herself?{31819}{31851}That's a good question.{31855}{31929}There's a good answer,|I just can't tell you what it is.{31933}{31962}But it's good.{31966}{32016}Let me get this straight.|You're a friend of Mylie's.{32021}{32061}I've never met you,|never even heard of you,{32066}{32101}and you know more about her|than I do?{32105}{32182}No, not more about her|than you do, just a little secret.{32186}{32232}Well, a big secret.{32238}{32274}Well, I'm tired of Mylie's secrets.{32278}{32347}Okay, I'm tired of her moving closer|to me, and then running awayand...

{32374}{32406}I'm just tired.{32410}{32452}There's a really good reason|for all of this,{32456}{32518}and one day you guys are gonna|sit down at a nice seafood dinner{32522}{32609}and laugh about this, but until then,|you really need to trust her.{32613}{32672}No, right now, I need to catch a plane.|Excuse me.{32676}{32752}Craig, her life is in danger.{32912}{33011}I sent a sheriff to his apartment,|to his work, even his dry cleaners.{33015}{33067}Trust me, Your Honour,|I didn't make a good faith effort{33071}{33112}to try to notify my husband|of our divorce,{33116}{33154}I made a great faith effort.{33158}{33222}But to grant a default divorce,

{33226}{33293}the court requires that you|put a notice in the local newspaper{33298}{33366}saying where the missing spouse|was last residing.{33370}{33405}Did you do that?{33409}{33478}I made the notice|larger than legally required.{33482}{33548}I even used a 12-pica bold font|to make sure it really popped.{33553}{33625}You see there how it really pops?{33669}{33712}What is your business here,|inspector?{33716}{33798}I led the investigation into|the disappearance of Mr. Cole Turner.{33803}{33869}We used every method at our|disposal to locate his whereabouts,{33873}{33918}and we still came up empty.{33922}{33978}It's my belief that Mr. Turner|has left the country.{33997}{34034}I must say, young lady,{34041}{34076}in all my years on the bench,

{34080}{34151}I have never seen a divorce|pushed through this fast.{34155}{34197}Please sign here.{34240}{34307}- Free at last.|- Is this the right office?{34343}{34368}Cole Turner, Your Honour.{34403}{34482}Nice ad.|Thanks for letting me know.{34513}{34578}You evil bastard. Why didn't you|just stay where you belong?{34583}{34617}Wait a minute, I'm not evil.{34621}{34678}Do you have any idea|what you just did to me in there?{34682}{34744}Hold on. I'm not evil. I'm good.{34748}{34798}You're good at crushing|my every hope and dream.


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{34803}{34834}Well, I'm gonna make up for that.{34838}{34882}Made me look like a fool|in front of the judge.{34886}{34944}You are like a pit bull|with a death grip.{34950}{34995}You know,|I should arrest you on principle.{35120}{35151}Too many people talking at once.{35155}{35222}You see, Cole, this is|exactly what I'm talking about.{35226}{35295}Good people don't turn other people|into water coolers.{35300}{35338}- I needed you to hear me.|- Go to hell.{35348}{35393}I was just there.|I didn't mean to stay so long,{35397}{35443}but I needed to gather|enough powers to execute...{35447}{35508}Execute who, huh? Execute who?{35512}{35580}My plan. I'm here to redeem myself.{35584}{35616}You better be careful.{35630}{35725}You are stepping down|a very dangerous road right now.{35729}{35772}I'm already on it.{35785}{35827}I got my job back at the law firm.{35831}{35900}I'm gonna use my powers|to help people.{35926}{35956}Make up for my past.{35970}{36004}You'll see we're meant to be together.{36008}{36078}Cole, if you say that again,|I swear I'll scream.{36108}{36166}I want you out of my life.{36179}{36218}I'll keep my distance.{36222}{36258}But I'm not going away.{36273}{36314}My love for you hasn't changed.

{36335}{36397}It kept me alive in the wasteland...{36401}{36440}...and led me back to you.{36505}{36555}You won't use that.{36560}{36641}I know you still love me,|on some level, deep inside.{36775}{36870}You are seriously mistaken|if you think I still love you in any way.{36875}{36907}I wasn't expecting a warm welcome,{36911}{36985}but don't you think|this is a little extreme?{37169}{37209}Wait.{37224}{37250}You stay away from me,{37266}{37301}whatever you are.{37538}{37577}What happened?{37601}{37628}Where's Phoebe?

{37650}{37683}She ran off.{37725}{37784}You're lucky that's all she did.{37885}{37970}Pounding the coastline|and leaving weary residents...{37974}{38016}Now, the Book says|that the Sea Hag{38020}{38071}has power over|her natural environment.{38075}{38165}Would that be, like, rainstorms?{38169}{38262}- Yeah, rainstorms, hurricanes.|- Hurricanes?{38271}{38304}Even tidal waves.{38319}{38386}Leo, she said tidal waves.|How far do tidal waves travel?{38390}{38417}Excuse us.{38441}{38489}What has gotten into you?{38493}{38554}I don't know.|I just don't feel like myself.{38558}{38612}Well, our job is|to keep the innocent calm.

{38616}{38658}Can you do that|while I go talk to the Elders{38662}{38706}and see if they|can help control the Sea Hag?{38710}{38747}Sure.{38906}{38939}Hey.{38951}{38977}You came.{38981}{39039}Yeah, Paige told me your life|was in danger. What's going on?{39056}{39109}I really need to know|how you feel about me.{39113}{39184}I can't believe we're back on this.|What, you two in on this joke, or what?{39191}{39245}It's no joke. You have to tell her|how you feel about her.


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{39249}{39285}Her life depends on it.{39291}{39358}What is this?|The Delusional Girls' Club? Come on.{39385}{39410}Tell me what's happening.{39427}{39496}- I can't.|- You can't?{39519}{39555}You yank me out|of a business meeting,{39560}{39608}you have your friend ambush me|at the airport,{39612}{39680}I miss my plane,|and you can't tell me why?{39701}{39727}No.{39731}{39804}Okay, buddy, look. You obviously|wouldn't be here if you didn't care.{39808}{39887}So why don't you just tell her|that you love her, for crying out loud.{39891}{39916}- Piper, relax.|- What?{39920}{39992}If he does not do this,|then we gotta fight the evil...{40037}{40075}Person.{40079}{40130}- Know what, I'm out of here.|- Craig, wait!{40210}{40273}You want to know|what I'm hiding from you?{40299}{40336}Okay.{40377}{40415}Mylie.{40435}{40473}No, don't!{40633}{40685}Please don't be afraid.{40700}{40730}It's still me.{40760}{40815}What are you?{41135}{41175}Did you find a vanquishing spell?

{41255}{41280}Piper, freeze her!{41350}{41376}I can't.{41743}{41782}Piper!{41795}{41870}Piper, help me! Piper!{41875}{41915}Help!{42098}{42142}What happened to you?{42510}{42589}She took our innocent?|How could you let that happen?{42593}{42675}I don't know.|I think I had a panic attack.{42679}{42723}I couldn't breathe or move.{42738}{42778}Okay, but she took our innocent.{42782}{42815}Let's give Piper a break, okay?{42819}{42916}No, she's right. I froze up.|Mylie's gone, and it's my fault.{42920}{42988}No, it's not your fault.|It's your hormones.

{42992}{43037}Your maternal instincts|are kicking in.{43041}{43068}More like taking over.{43072}{43148}It's natural for a mother|to feel protective of her baby.{43152}{43210}But she's been handling demons|ever since she got pregnant.{43214}{43242}Why the sudden change today?{43252}{43294}I don't know. I just...{43298}{43329}I don't.{43357}{43425}Let's just focus on finding Mylie.|What'd you get on the Sea Hag?{43445}{43526}There's a vanquishing spell,|power of three.{43536}{43565}I have it somewhere.{43603}{43634}Okay, what about a location?{43638}{43683}Did the Book say|where we could find her?{43750}{43824}The Elders say she keeps|a cavern on a remote island.

{43842}{43889}She keeps it hidden|with charms and spells.{43893}{43937}The only way to track her|is with a mermaid.{43952}{43996}Well, unfortunately,|we're fresh out of those.{44003}{44074}Okay, yeah, well, where were you|when this all went down?{44133}{44169}I had my own demon to deal with.{44177}{44247}The good news is, is that the Sea Hag|can't steal Mylie's immortality{44251}{44287}unless she's willing to give it up.{44291}{44324}Which could be any minute.{44331}{44407}It's true. If she gives up hope,|she might wanna die.


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{44411}{44449}Well, I'll find Craig.|We may need him.{44453}{44495}Try the airport.|He was headed to New York.{44582}{44622}I'll try to locate the Sea Hag.{44640}{44690}Oh, honey.{44711}{44736}I'm sorry.{44753}{44792}I might have been pushing too hard.{44810}{44865}Why don't you let me and Paige|worry about the Sea Hag?{44887}{44947}- No, this I've got to...|- Rest.{44951}{45014}If not for your sake,|then for my niece.{45018}{45069}All this stress can't be good.{45073}{45123}She's right.{45438}{45505}I underestimated you.{45509}{45570}They always come back to me|with empty hearts,{45574}{45632}begging me to end their lives.{45636}{45683}But you...{45755}{45800}You almost found love.{45819}{45855}I did find love.{45860}{45910}Maybe he did love you.{45915}{45981}But I'm afraid that's over,|my dear child,{45985}{46028}now that he knows what you are.{46115}{46203}It's time to embrace your fate.{46347}{46430}The pain you're feeling|won't go away.{46472}{46540}As an immortal creature...{46545}{46638}...can you bear to live with it|for eternity?

{46920}{46957}Inspector 43 in need of assistance.{46961}{47025}216 in progress. I have shots fired.{47030}{47107}Ten-four.|Inspector 43 requesting backup.{47121}{47202}Last time I come to this place|for lunch.{47573}{47629}Thought you could use a little help.{47647}{47686}You thought right.{47690}{47744}Let's go get the bad guy.{47766}{47833}- What did you do?|- Gave us a little extra time.{47837}{47882}Yeah, I can see that. Why?{47886}{47928}You mean, other than|to save your ass?{47932}{48005}Well, I need to show Phoebe|that I am good.{48009}{48063}I help you make this collar,|you look good to your bosses.{48067}{48103}It's a win-win proposition.

{48110}{48146}What if I don't want your help?{48166}{48224}I could always turn you|into a water cooler.{48267}{48307}Got cuffs?{48386}{48418}Thanks.{48422}{48454}Here, hold this.{48510}{48582}So anyway, if you need help|on any cases,{48586}{48669}supernatural or otherwise,|I'm at your service.{48673}{48755}I'm gonna prove to everyone|that I'm not evil.{48942}{48976}Whether they like it or not.{48980}{49049}Look, she doesn't want you.{49053}{49087}Why don't you just give it up?{49106}{49135}Because I'm in love.{49206}{49261}Don't forget to tell her what I did.

{49355}{49391}This is really good.{49395}{49457}Adding Eastern thinking|to Western Wicca.{49461}{49516}It should break through|the Sea Hag's protective charms.{49520}{49601}- Are you gonna answer your phone?|- No. It's my boss.{49605}{49665}- I've been gone all afternoon.|- Okay, then can we turn it off?{49670}{49735}Do you think it's possible to get|promoted and fired in the same day?{49739}{49790}Paige, please,|just turn off the phone.{49794}{49876}You know, maybe in our new destiny,|this job just isn't meant to be.


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{49880}{49920}Okay.{49947}{50010}Okay. Interesting.{50025}{50066}Phoebe.{50106}{50133}What is going on?{50179}{50210}He's back.{50229}{50261}- Who?|- Cole.{50271}{50309}What?{50406}{50436}This is his blood.{50440}{50485}Blood is not supposed to do that.{50519}{50575}- You stabbed him?|- Yeah.{50594}{50657}- Good.|- He wants me back.{50670}{50770}He wants me back,|and I just want to run.{50775}{50835}As fast and far as I can.{50844}{50878}I swear, if I had your power,{50882}{50962}Paige, I would orb myself to a rock|in the middle of the sea.{50991}{51066}He has put me through|so much, and I just...{51070}{51106}I don't wanna go through it again.{51110}{51164}Okay, running is not the answer.{51168}{51211}Don't give him that power over you.{51215}{51277}You have built|a great life for yourself.{51281}{51331}But it doesn't matter.{51335}{51375}I'm too tired to fight him.{51418}{51467}And I don't even know if I could.{51471}{51555}He's got all these|new demonic powers now.

{51582}{51632}You know what,|turn your anger towards the Sea Hag.{51651}{51717}After we deal with her,|I'll test Cole's blood{51721}{51806}and come up with a magic way|to keep him from you, okay?{51851}{51878}Okay.{51919}{51960}Thank you.{51978}{52042}Let's see if the spell|that you wrote works.{52047}{52082}I will go find Piper.{52087}{52165}Oh, Piper.|I'm kind of worried about her.{52169}{52202}She picked maybe the worst time{52206}{52250}to come up with|a massive demon phobia.{52272}{52328}You think she's gonna be okay|to take on the Sea Hag?{52332}{52416}Well, I think pregnancy's|an emotional time,{52420}{52451}and anything can happen.

{52470}{52495}I'll be fine.{52532}{52593}Okay, let's go. We got a job to do.{52597}{52659}- Are you sure you're up to it?|- Well, I don't have a choice.{52663}{52716}It's a power-of-three spell, right?|One, two, three.{52720}{52775}Should we wait for Leo|to find Craig before we go?{52779}{52838}No, Mylie needs us now.{52903}{52992}Okay, if this spell works,|it should take us right to the Sea Hag.{52996}{53048}Powers of the witches rise{53052}{53122}Find the hag who speaks in lies{53127}{53192}Balance chakras, focus chi{53197}{53270}Lead us through the cruel, cruel sea{53977}{54009}Hey!{54013}{54042}Sorry, I couldn't hold you.

{54092}{54170}Phoebe, you can't stand,|you don't have legs.{54180}{54255}Okay, well, why me?|Why did I get the tail?{54259}{54310}We all read that spell together.{54316}{54354}Maybe because|you're the best swimmer?{54358}{54419}Yeah, at the Y.|But this is the ocean.{54424}{54497}It is very cold,|and I'm allergic to shellfish!{54501}{54586}Okay, forget that. Do you sense|the Sea Hag? Is she close?{54590}{54625}How should I know?{54644}{54695}Well, maybe if you put|your head underwater.{54700}{54730}And get my hair wet?


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{54742}{54772}Phoebe, you're a mermaid.{54776}{54820}You should be able|to sense the Sea Hag.{54824}{54919}My spell worked,|just not the way I envisioned it.{55077}{55134}I found Craig. He was on a plane|on his way to New York.{55179}{55216}Why am I standing in the ocean?{55220}{55258}Phoebe's a mermaid.{55276}{55345}Oh, well, that would explain it.{55354}{55417}Dive in. The water's great.{55427}{55488}Phoebe, get back here this instant.{55585}{55667}The call of the sea is intense.|Just like Mylie said it was.{55671}{55716}Well, ignore it.|Did you find the Sea Hag?{55730}{55789}Now that you mention it,|there was a stench under the water.{55793}{55837}That could be|the sewage treatment plant.{55841}{55883}We'll take our chances.|Follow the stench.{55889}{55922}- How?|- I don't know.{55926}{55965}Get in touch with your inner fish.{55976}{56062}And then when you find the cavern,|call for Leo and we will orb there.{56067}{56092}Okay.{56201}{56281}That's actually the most fun I've seen|Phoebe have since Cole died.{56286}{56355}- Which time?|- Good point.{56359}{56421}Okay, you guys ready?|T minus Sea Hag and counting.{56426}{56467}Piper, you got|the power-of-three spell?

{56600}{56655}Piper, are you okay?{56718}{56805}I'm fine. Everything's under control.{57017}{57106}Are you ready|to make your pain go away?{57112}{57152}Yes.{57232}{57296}Necron will be pleased.{57345}{57434}It doesn't hurt. I promise.{57441}{57499}The auger shell brings peace.{58304}{58354}She's calling, let's go.{58358}{58412}Come on, come on, let's go!{58979}{59028}- Where's Piper?|- She let go of my hand.{59041}{59067}What?{59096}{59167}Enough with the water! Shell!{60210}{60271}- Is everyone okay?|- Yeah.

{60276}{60322}No, she's dying.{60330}{60385}Can you heal her?{60421}{60467}It's no use. She's not human.{60471}{60509}No, not yet. Get Craig. Hurry.{60559}{60607}She should have stayed|in the water.{60611}{60684}- She could have avoided all of this.|- Can we stay positive, please?{60693}{60727}Get your hands off me. What...?{60769}{60832}What just happened? Where am I?{60836}{60911}Somewhere off the North Atlantic|would be my gut instinct.{60944}{61014}What...? Who are you people?{61029}{61068}- Witch.|- Angel.{61072}{61127}- Mermaid.|- Don't you mean witch?

{61188}{61241}I know this is hard to accept.{61246}{61299}But all that matters is she's dying,|and you can help.{61303}{61334}What can I do?{61338}{61392}Tell her how you feel.{61417}{61450}Your love can save her.{61454}{61515}My love? Hey, how can I love her?{61519}{61583}- Look at her, she's got a...|- Really beautiful heart?{61641}{61706}Now you know what she is,|but who she is,{61711}{61747}you've always known that.{62062}{62098}I do love you.


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{63444}{63472}Thank you.{63495}{63539}Thank you for everything.{63546}{63615}Okay, I hate to cut this short,|but I can sense Piper's panic,{63619}{63693}and I think we should get back to her|and let her know everything's all right.{63703}{63740}Phoebe, take my hand,|I'll orb you back.{63744}{63800}Nope. I'm staying in the ocean.{63804}{63839}Okay, just meet us|back at the beach.{63843}{63894}You swim so fast, you'll probably|beat us there anyway.{63899}{63994}No, I'm staying in the ocean.|I'm not going back.{64009}{64040}I don't understand.{64044}{64090}Paige, it's everything|that Mylie said it was.{64118}{64156}It's complete freedom.{64160}{64239}The call of the sea.|It'll turn her heart cold if she lets it.{64264}{64335}- Phoebe, get out of the water.|- No.{64339}{64393}- Phoebe, take my hand.|- No!{64397}{64444}Phoebe, fight it!{64454}{64495}I don't want to fight it.{64499}{64549}I just want to be free.{64628}{64657}Phoebe!{65976}{66011}Leo, the Persian.{66063}{66104}I found Phoebe.{66109}{66170}You did?|Well, why didn't you bring her?{66174}{66235}She's too fast. And slippery.

{66250}{66308}It's official, Phoebe's on the run.{66312}{66349}On the swim, technically.{66353}{66399}Well, what the heck|is she swimming from?{66404}{66486}She's got billboards, TV interviews,|she got her divorce,{66493}{66535}she should be loving life.{66546}{66613}- That's right, you don't know.|- I don't know what?{66617}{66651}Well, I didn't want|to make you mad,{66655}{66694}you know, you getting|so panicky and all...{66698}{66730}Yes, we've established{66734}{66785}I was a spineless coward|in the face of evil.{66789}{66826}Now, what don't I know?{66872}{66913}Cole's back.{66932}{66988}What? Why don't I know about this?

{66992}{67074}- Well, Phoebe told me confidentially.|- Yes, but I'm your whitelighter.{67078}{67127}As a witch, you have a duty|to let me know this.{67132}{67180}I have a greater duty to my sister.{67184}{67238}Excuse me, but he's|the former Source of All Evil.{67242}{67319}This is not something|you just sweep under the rug.{67419}{67487}Breathe. Take a deep breath.|Take a deep breath.{67492}{67550}Does he want my baby?{67564}{67618}No, honey, of course not.{67622}{67674}He's in love. He wants Phoebe back.{67704}{67767}Hey, that's it. If Cole and Phoebe|declare their love...{67772}{67836}Cole's love is the problem,|not the solution.{67845}{67884}Paige, I know you hate Cole, but...

{67888}{67965}Yeah, I do. I loathe and despise him,|but that's not the point.{67969}{68027}Mylie said that mermaids are|cold-hearted. Maybe that's why{68031}{68106}my spell turned Phoebe into|a mermaid in the first place.{68110}{68159}Wait a minute,|we're talking about Phoebe here.{68163}{68214}Since when did Phoebe|become cold-hearted?{68218}{68271}Well, maybe she's been in|the deep freeze{68275}{68311}ever since Cole came back.{68332}{68377}All right, so where do we go next?{68381}{68444}I don't know, Book of Shadows,|Library of Congress, Internet.{68448}{68514}Anywhere we can|to get rid of Phoebe's tail.


14/24

{68816}{68854}Hag?{68989}{69055}I want my eternal life!{69116}{69186}Or your life, it's your choice.{70014}{70042}Who are you?{70048}{70106}You have something I want.{70151}{70177}They're all yours!{70391}{70467}I am so sorry I am missing work,|Mr. Cowan.{70471}{70595}L... It's just my sister,|she's had a fishing accident.{70600}{70712}Well, of course I'm grateful for|the promotion. Of course I am.{70716}{70773}And I'm gonna prove to you|just how grateful I am{70777}{70848}as soon as I get there, and...{70852}{70887}Mr. Cowan?{70891}{70928}Hello?{70960}{71002}I lost Phoebe.{71023}{71050}- You lost Phoebe?|- Yeah.{71055}{71085}Somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico.{71090}{71165}I was tracking her and...|She's getting harder to sense.{71169}{71235}I think the mermaid in her|is starting to take over.{71243}{71298}I'll just have to find a way|to turn her back.{71302}{71352}Look through these books.{71371}{71420}You've been working on this|all night?{71424}{71458}Yeah.{71464}{71497}Well, what have you learned so far?{71502}{71545}I have learned that mermaids|are cold-blooded,

{71549}{71620}they like shiny baubles, sea chanteys|are the only songs they know,{71624}{71705}and my adoption file|is short one document.{71709}{71741}You lost me with that last one.{71745}{71787}Leo, it's my first day|as a social worker,{71791}{71855}and I'm already screwing up|and failing bigtime.{71859}{71908}This kid's adoption|is gonna fall apart without me.{71919}{71949}You can't let that happen.{71957}{72002}I'm so glad you agree.{72007}{72073}I was thinking I'd just cast a spell|from here and create a file...{72077}{72122}That's not what I meant.|Go to work.{72127}{72166}- But what about...?|- But what about what?

{72170}{72202}You're just an orb away.{72222}{72293}- You sure you can handle this alone?|- I'm not alone. I have Piper.{72317}{72354}Piper.{72383}{72481}Okay, Leo, I don't know if it's because|she's afraid of the demons{72485}{72552}or she has guilt over Phoebe,|but she's not doing so well.{72557}{72612}I had to come down here|to get any work done at all.{72626}{72661}What do you mean?{72665}{72712}Go up to the attic|and see for yourself.{73312}{73391}Your scales...{73395}{73472}- No.|- Honey, it's okay.{73476}{73531}No, let go, I'm almost done.{73535}{73577}Piper, you need to take a break.

{73582}{73654}I just need one more verse.{73667}{73729}Piper, this is not helping Phoebe.{73837}{73882}Leo...{73899}{73935}...I'm scared.{73950}{74042}- I know.|- No, you don't.{74046}{74100}I'm scared all of the time.{74104}{74139}Piper, you're pregnant.{74143}{74197}Your hormones and adrenaline|are running very high.{74201}{74231}It's okay to be afraid.{74235}{74283}No, it's not.


15/24

{74292}{74343}Did you see what my fear|did to Phoebe?{74350}{74415}I'm supposed to be stronger than ever|now that I'm pregnant,{74419}{74460}for our daughter and my sisters.{74464}{74527}It's my job to take care of this family.{74531}{74595}Sometimes it's this family's job|to take care of you.{74640}{74699}You know, sometimes it's my job.{74786}{74815}Well, what do I do?{74819}{74867}You need to figure out|what's behind your fear.{74871}{74964}Okay, well, therapy takes years,|and Phoebe needs me now.{74968}{75063}Well, the only way you can help|Phoebe is by removing your fear.{75110}{75135}What did you say?{75140}{75224}I said you need to remove your fear,|and I can help you do that.{75277}{75307}I think you just did.{75311}{75437}Right now, I just need some...|Some time to figure this out.{75441}{75480}Alone.{76444}{76478}What's that?{76622}{76675}So how's your sister doing|after the fishing accident?{76679}{76746}Well, we're not sure,|we haven't found her yet.{76750}{76805}What, is she lost at sea?{76813}{76850}You could say that.{76854}{76928}- Paige!|- Look, Mr. Cowan,{76932}{76986}I may be stubborn at times,|and late to work often,{76990}{77046}and I don't always know|when to shut up, like right now,{77052}{77083}but trust me,

{77087}{77137}even if I told you the truth,|you wouldn't believe me.{77142}{77204}So if you'll excuse me,|I have an adoption to save.{77213}{77276}You forgot insolent.|You're very insolent.{77312}{77363}You're right. Can I go now?{77367}{77420}Don't make me regret|giving you this promotion, Paige.{77532}{77579}Wait. Before you say anything...{77610}{77642}Not say. Do.{77646}{77738}Because I'm about to orb|your family jewels far, far away.{77749}{77782}Yeah, that would hurt.{77786}{77858}But you don't want to use your powers|in front of all these people, do you?{77887}{77967}- What do you want?|- I want to prove that I've changed.{77977}{78030}Not just to Phoebe,|but to you and Piper as well.

{78052}{78122}The copies of the adoption application|and police clearances.{78127}{78169}Fax them ASAP.{78173}{78219}It might sway the agency's decision.{78223}{78316}I'm familiar with family law.|Maybe I could do some good here.{78329}{78357}Didn't we fire you?{78367}{78399}Actually, I quit.{78403}{78477}But now I'm a partner|at Jackman, Carter and Kline.{78481}{78573}- So, what are you doing here?|- Came to help Paige.{78577}{78644}Who doesn't want or need his help.{78669}{78736}A good social worker knows|when to use outside resources.{78755}{78847}They don't get much better|than Jackman, Carter and Kline.{78927}{78954}Well, you heard him.{78958}{79017}They don't get much better than me,|so let me help you.

{79021}{79051}It won't be any trouble at all.{79055}{79113}No trouble?|You've been nothing but trouble.{79117}{79184}Phoebe was finally happy, and now|you're back, and suddenly she'sa...{79188}{79232}Yellowtail?{79247}{79296}Your usual lunch order?{79347}{79417}No fish. Not now, not ever.{79534}{79584}Phoebe's a what?{79649}{79681}You wanna know what Phoebe is?{79685}{79734}She's a mermaid.|And do you want to know why?


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{79739}{79813}- I'm sorry, did you say "mermaid"?|- Yeah, gills, fins, scales and all.{79817}{79855}Well, you can fix that, right?{79859}{79918}No, Cole, we can't fix that,|because she wants to be a mermaid{79922}{79988}- because you broke her heart.|- I never meant to hurt her.{79992}{80044}You didn't mean to do lots of things,|but they happened.{80049}{80077}You are a one-man death squad.{80081}{80131}Bodies, blood and pain|follow you wherever you go.{80135}{80200}Well, there may be some truth to that,|but it's in my past.{80204}{80251}- I came back to make up...|- Make up for it?{80257}{80299}If you want to make up for it,|go to Tibet,{80303}{80371}join a monastery, pray for absolution,|but don't put your guilt on us.{80376}{80429}- You don't understand, I love...|- Love Phoebe?{80440}{80522}What is it with you guys? Like it's all|about you and your feelings.{80526}{80554}What about Phoebe's feelings?{80558}{80606}- She still loves me.|- Wrong, she doesn't love you.{80611}{80665}She thinks you're an evil freak|with super powers from hell{80669}{80696}and battery acid for blood.{80701}{80759}She doesn't love you.|She wishes you'd stayed dead.{80791}{80816}She told you this?{80821}{80876}Told me? She didn't have to tell me.|She's a mermaid.{80880}{80921}Her body erupted in scales.

{80926}{80996}She had to turn into a fish to get away|from you. Do you get it now?{81007}{81073}Listen, the only way|you can help us get our sister back{81077}{81116}is for you to disappear.{81121}{81156}Forever.{81352}{81408}Locked in, boxed in, full of fear{81412}{81479}My panic grows manic till I can't hear{81483}{81535}In need of reprieve|So that I can breathe{81539}{81620}Remove my fear|Please make it leave{82429}{82474}What the hell?{82781}{82821}Watch it!{82826}{82866}No, get your filthy meat hooks|off me!{82878}{82911}Check out the mouth on her.

{82926}{82962}All I care about is the tail.{83019}{83072}How much do you think the tabloids|would pay to see this?{83076}{83149}I don't know about you guys, but I don't|wanna spend my life on that boat.{83153}{83203}Maybe we should be thinking|bigger than tabloids here.{83207}{83233}- Bigger?|- Yeah.{83237}{83294}If we bring her in like this,|sure, we'll get a small fee.{83310}{83361}But mostly we'll just get credit|for finding her.{83366}{83423}Now, on the other hand,|if we say we found her dead,{83433}{83503}we could sell the body for a fortune.{83579}{83634}Sorry, her life belongs to me.{84156}{84230}Mermaids are such|poor, defenceless creatures.{84234}{84268}I almost feel pity.

{84273}{84323}Pity this!{84473}{84567}Leo! I'm ready to go home now!{84585}{84628}I'm glad you finally|came to your senses.{84688}{84732}No!{84875}{84927}Go. Find the mermaid.{85220}{85305}Sorry. I was a medic, not a vet.{85310}{85364}Here's your water.{85506}{85546}Could use a little salt.{85578}{85638}- That's about all I can do for it.|- Okay, well, good enough.{85642}{85688}Will one of you orb me|back to the ocean, please?


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{85692}{85738}Wait, isn't there a demon after you?{85742}{85798}Demon?|Did somebody say demon?{85802}{85869}Yeah, one chased Phoebe|back home.{85873}{85932}Well, that was nice of it.|Welcome home.{85936}{85972}This isn't my home anymore.{85983}{86053}So, what about this demon?{86057}{86125}Where is it?|I'd like to thank it and then kill it.{86156}{86207}- Are you sure you're okay?|- Yeah, never better.{86218}{86316}Ready to face my fears,|like that painting.{86330}{86397}I hung it on the wall because|I was afraid to tell Leo that it was ugly,{86402}{86433}but now...{86546}{86599}No offence, honey.{86603}{86650}So, what does this demon look like?{86654}{86715}Tall, dark and skeletal,|shoots electricity.{86730}{86791}Paige, we need the Book of Shadows.|Can you orb it down here?{86795}{86875}You want me to use magic|for household chores?{86879}{86924}I thought you had a total fear|of personal gain.{86928}{86994}See, there's that word again. "Fear."|It's very debilitating.{86998}{87026}Just do as I ask.{87059}{87113}Book of Shadows.{87227}{87287}Okay, I told you everything I know.{87292}{87337}- Can I go home now?|- You are home.{87342}{87420}And you're insane if you think|that I am gonna take you anywhere.

{87424}{87484}Relax, Paige, everything will be fine.{87501}{87558}Glad you're so calm.{87562}{87632}Why are you so calm?{87637}{87723}Well, I just did as you suggested,|and now I feel fine.{87727}{87760}So can we save Phoebe?{87764}{87834}Okay, you guys, I don't need saving.{87838}{87949}Okay, all I need are my sea friends|and little shiny objects{87953}{88033}and to lay on a rock|and comb out my hair.{88037}{88071}I need water.{88087}{88125}Got him.{88141}{88176}- Yeah, that's him.|- "Necron.{88180}{88262}A skeletal being who hovers|between life and death.{88266}{88333}Has the power to incinerate any|living creature and feed on its li

fe..."{88337}{88382}Yadda yadda yadda.{88386}{88463}No wonder he's after Phoebe.|If mermaids are immortal,{88467}{88503}and he's stuck between|life and death,{88507}{88568}then immortality would place him|squarely in the "life" column.{88587}{88664}Well, he cannot have|my immortality.{88668}{88747}Will someone please get me|back to the ocean before I suffocate?{88752}{88788}I need the water.{88792}{88870}You want water?|I'll get you some water.{88894}{88937}You are holding me hostage!{88942}{88969}Yep, looks like it.{88973}{89052}Look, I am not a common goldfish.|I cannot ignore the call of thesea.

{89065}{89144}Well, the call of the common bathtub|is just gonna have to do.{89223}{89263}Why are you being so difficult?{89267}{89323}The regulations|concerning this matter are clear.{89327}{89388}We cannot accept anything|but the original medical report{89392}{89423}for a legal adoption.{89427}{89492}Well, that really just|doesn't work for me.{89551}{89648}Are you absolutely sure|you can't use the fax copy I sent you?{89652}{89691}Of course we can, Mr. Turner.{89695}{89741}I'll finalize the adoption immediately.{89745}{89806}- Thank you.|- Anytime.


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{89899}{89939}What was that?{89967}{90021}Just helping Paige|cut through some red tape.{90025}{90107}And she's okay with you using|voodoo powers to cheat the system?{90122}{90167}Well, she doesn't know|that I'm helping her.{90171}{90227}And they're not voodoo powers.{90231}{90307}Oh, what powers|are you packing these days?{90311}{90365}Maybe the power|to turn men into dust?{90380}{90412}What's that supposed to mean?{90417}{90475}Three fishermen|mysteriously vanished today{90482}{90544}and left behind what|the medical examiner believes to be{90552}{90586}piles of bone dust.{90591}{90659}- You think I killed them?|- Damn right I do.{90663}{90691}You think I killed them, me,{90695}{90769}the guy who saved your surprisingly|small brain from a bullet yesterday?{90773}{90871}You don't expect me to believe|that you did that for me?{90888}{90956}I'm just a pawn in your twisted scam|to win Phoebe back.{90961}{91014}I realize that people's reputations|precede them,{91018}{91102}but contrary to popular opinion, I am|not The Source of All Evil anymore.{91106}{91174}In fact, I'm not|the source of any evil anymore.{91282}{91340}I just want my wife back.{91570}{91628}Let's pretend for a second here,{91632}{91671}just for the sake of argument,

{91675}{91780}that you saved my butt|because you are my friend.{91791}{91892}So as your hypothetical friend,|can I give you some advice?{91896}{91965}- Yeah.|- Don't do this to yourself.{91969}{92001}I can't help it.{92016}{92073}You love her. I get it.{92077}{92161}And your love, it's epic. Okay.{92166}{92212}Look what it's doing to you.{92321}{92355}Paige says she hates me.{92376}{92454}She says I should leave for good.{92458}{92533}You've known her for a long time,|Darryl. What do you think?{92553}{92579}Should I leave?{92698}{92752}I know you don't want to.{92797}{92888}But what you want|really doesn't matter, right?

{92970}{92997}Right.{93001}{93059}Well, there you go.{93614}{93652}What is going on? Are you okay?{93657}{93708}Minor setback. It's fine.{93813}{93841}Minor setback?{93854}{93900}The room is on fire.{93904}{93991}You're supposed to be figuring out a|way to vanquish Necron, not yourself.{93997}{94054}Oh, come on, we weren't using|any of this junk anyway.{94059}{94094}Where's the fish girl?{94098}{94144}She's downstairs|cooling off in the tub.{94156}{94199}What are you|mixing up here anyway?{94203}{94297}Oh, a little burdock root|and some eye of newt.

{94304}{94397}What? You're never, ever supposed|to mix those two things together.{94401}{94446}That is a volatile combination.{94450}{94535}Well, Necron's a serious threat,|we need a serious potion.{94539}{94569}Did you know, in the Book,{94573}{94625}there's a "witches be warned"|on skeletal beings?{94629}{94662}The last two that vanquished him...{94666}{94706}Actually, the only two|that vanquished him.{94710}{94736}- Died in the process.{94740}{94795}Great. So the rate you're going,|you'll be number three.


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{94800}{94860}You know, you ought to be|more careful.{94864}{94920}Hey, "A good plan|violently executed this week{94925}{95000}is better than a perfect plan|executed next week."{95005}{95042}That's Patton.{95058}{95090}Why are you quoting Patton?{95095}{95170}So I figure|if I just double the burdock root...{95183}{95218}Hey!{95230}{95345}No touch. I don't want you|or my unborn niece around that.{95422}{95500}You shouldn't be inhaling all this|smoke when you're pregnant anyway.{95504}{95559}Paige, you're such a worrywart.{95563}{95603}What happened?{95608}{95653}We're just getting ready|to kick some demon ass.{95657}{95697}That's what we do, right?{95701}{95745}I'll get it. It's probably|Phoebe's interview.{95750}{95802}Well, send them away.{95851}{95915}Don't look at me, she's your wife.{95925}{95990}Does it seem like she overcame|her fear a little quickly to you?{95995}{96066}I don't know, I guess it's better than|her having a nervous breakdown{96070}{96112}like she was this morning.{96116}{96164}I'm not so sure.{96240}{96276}What are you looking at?{96280}{96320}To see if she had any help.

{96325}{96413}Magical help?|Piper would never do that.{96440}{96483}Oh, no.{96487}{96545}It's a fearless spell.{96562}{96661}- Piper wrote a fearless spell.|- Paige!{96687}{96719}Gosh, I am so sorry.{96723}{96779}Your sister said we're doing|the interview in the bathroom.{96783}{96817}That should've been|your first clue{96822}{96885}that my sister sprang from|the shallower end of the gene pool.{96889}{96940}Oh, come on, Phoebe,|you wanted fame.{96944}{96987}Go ahead and grab it.|Carpe diem.{96991}{97033}Don't mention carp|around me, please.{97037}{97120}I am doing you a favour. People will|think you're bold and daring.{97124}{97193}What's better than a celebrity who|wants to do an interview in the

nude?{97197}{97286}I could be just as fascinating with my|clothes on in a TV studio,thank you.{97290}{97321}Well, actually you can't.{97325}{97396}My show is called|At Home With Nancy O'Dell.{97404}{97455}See? Fabulous.{97459}{97501}Fire away.{97537}{97574}Piper.{97627}{97690}What is going on?|We heard Phoebe scre...{97694}{97729}She's going a TV interview.{97746}{97772}In the bathtub?{97776}{97812}Don't worry,|she's not showing any tail.{97826}{97889}That Nancy O'Dell|has, like, perfect teeth.

{97893}{97972}You can't be serious.|You're risking exposure to all of us.{97976}{98062}Now, see, there's your risk-aversion|side rearing its ugly head again.{98067}{98113}Piper, we know you cast|a fearless spell.{98117}{98180}Not a fearless spell, a freedom spell.{98184}{98252}You told me to get rid of my fears,|so that's what I did.{98257}{98307}But you didn't get rid of it,|you just suppressed it.{98312}{98341}Well, what's the difference?{98345}{98427}I'm free to be myself|and to help others be themselves.{98431}{98474}Okay, but Phoebe's self|is a mermaid,


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{98478}{98583}and that self is about to be broadcast|on the 6:00 news unless westop it.{98587}{98638}Now, see, you're only seeing|the downside here.{98643}{98668}What's the upside?{98672}{98747}The upside is Phoebe loves her job|more than anything else{98751}{98803}and doing this interview|will remind her of that{98807}{98862}and help bring her to her senses.{98920}{98992}People are chewing|entire species into extinction.{98996}{99064}Take Chilean sea bass.|I have yet to even spot one.{99069}{99175}And swordfish, for example, you might|as well be munching on a bald eagle.{99202}{99289}I didn't realize you had|such a passion for fish.{99294}{99325}Yeah, I do.{99346}{99419}Okay, we're gonna|have to end this now.{99424}{99454}It's okay. Ask one more question.{99479}{99511}So back to your advice to lovers.{99517}{99598}It's so real, so heartfelt,|especially lately.{99606}{99683}Is there a lucky guy in your life|that you get your inspiration from?{99715}{99766}- No, there's not.|- Really?{99770}{99808}Then what's with|all the love columns?{99863}{99904}I don't know.{99921}{99951}I think I do.{99966}{100041}Okay, I'm sorry, we're really gonna|have to wrap this up. Leo?

{100046}{100082}Okay, come on,|I'll show you downstairs.{100086}{100156}- But we're not finished yet.|- I think you are.{100160}{100219}We'll reschedule. I'll have my people|call your people, okay?{100223}{100253}- Thanks.|- All right, bye-bye.{100257}{100292}- Bye, Nance.|- Bye-bye.{100366}{100395}So how you feel?{100399}{100444}Actually, thanks to you, I feel free.{100461}{100515}Free from the shallowness|of human pursuit.{100519}{100618}From craving wealth and fame. Now all|I crave is the serenity of the sea.{100652}{100693}Good job on the fearless spell.{100703}{100733}What fearless spell?{100792}{100854}What the heck is their problem?

{100884}{100931}- Orb Phoebe to the attic.|- What about you?{101006}{101031}Just do it!{101192}{101251}Okay, static man, very impressive.{101539}{101583}How long is that spell gonna take?{101587}{101645}I don't know, it's tricky.|There's a lot of factors involved.{101678}{101726}Okay, why can't we just|orb to Necron{101730}{101786}and try the vanquishing potion|that Piper was working on?{101798}{101860}Because Piper was under the|influence when she mixed that potion,{101864}{101950}as you can tell by the lovely remains|of our burned-out attic.{101970}{102043}Okay, so, what happened?{102058}{102092}Well, thanks to her fearless spell,{102096}{102175}she went straight to an offensive place|with her explosion potio

n,{102179}{102226}and I don't think that's the answer.{102230}{102266}Why not? It sounds good|to me right now.{102271}{102334}Well, because the last two witches|that vanquished skeletal beings{102338}{102375}were vaporized in the process.{102379}{102442}I think a power-of-three spell|is our best chance of killing Necron{102446}{102471}and staying alive.{102522}{102559}- Can you sense her?|- Yeah.


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{102563}{102593}- Is she hurt?|- Who knows?{102597}{102674}All I can sense is courage,|lots and lots of courage.{102681}{102728}Well, don't worry, honey,|he's not gonna kill her.{102732}{102782}He needs her alive|if he's gonna get to me.{102796}{102881}Yeah, well, we still have to hurry|before Piper does something stupid.{102886}{102956}Like get Nancy O'Dell|an exclusive with Necron.{102960}{103046}I'm beginning to wonder if this whole|power-of-three spell is even worth it.{103051}{103087}- What do you mean?|- Well, firstly,{103091}{103128}it's not really|a power-of-three spell.{103132}{103235}More like a power-of-two-and-a-half|spell, considering you're half a witch.{103246}{103311}Secondly, I'm worried|that my fearless wife{103316}{103362}won't let us interfere|to take on Necron.{103369}{103426}She isn't exactly using|her best judgment right now.{103440}{103489}I don't even know why she cast|that spell, you know.{103493}{103540}I could have helped her through it.{103544}{103583}Well, try to see|where she's coming from.{103587}{103620}She's barely been able to function,{103624}{103710}and she blames herself|for what happened to Phoebe.{103724}{103781}Wait a minute, what do you mean,|"What happened to Phoebe?"{103796}{103855}What happened to me is the best thing|that ever happened to me.{103859}{103959}I am swimming with the dolphins now.|I'm basking with belugas.

{103983}{104061}Leo, I actually think I've got something,|but I need to talk toyou about it alone.{104074}{104144}Okay, you see? This is exactly why|I love being a mermaid.{104151}{104194}There are no secrets underwater.{104198}{104264}You know, there are no walls|to keep you trapped.{104269}{104336}Okay, enough. Leo, stairs.{104377}{104457}You guys, wait. Wait, you guys.{104461}{104489}If we orb Phoebe to the ocean,{104494}{104554}the second Necron is a pile of dust,|she's out of here for good.{104559}{104594}Do we have another option?{104598}{104673}I don't know. Something Nancy O'Dell|said in that interview gotme thinking.{104677}{104731}What if Phoebe's heart|isn't as cold as we thought?

{104735}{104784}Well, we don't have time to find out.{104788}{104836}Well, let's take the time, okay?{104840}{104903}I don't want to save one sister|just to lose another.{104907}{104995}I'm sorry, Paige, but that is a risk|that we have to take.{105151}{105227}All right, what did you guys|say about me?{105231}{105294}I said I thought you were gonna swim|away the moment we save Piper.{105299}{105367}- Are you?|- Come on, we have to hurry.{105537}{105595}This better work.{105714}{105759}Where's Paige?{105855}{105971}I think we've given your sisters|enough time to worry about you.{106008}{106074}Now, call for your whitelighter.{106101}{106127}Or what?

{106293}{106344}Oh, please, please,|somebody help me.{106348}{106438}The mean demon is dipping me|into the water and it's really cold.{106458}{106491}Attack!{106802}{106832}Is that the best you got?{106861}{106902}Again.{107043}{107074}Cole?{107079}{107124}Paige, you don't have|to break into my apartment.{107129}{107167}I'm leaving. I'm taking your advice.{107178}{107235}Don't. I've been known|to give very bad advice.


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{107243}{107308}- I beg your pardon?|- Phoebe needs your help.{107343}{107447}I know. That's why I'm going away.|It's the best way to help her.{107451}{107500}- Now, if you'll excuse me...|- No!{107510}{107600}- What are you doing?|- Please, I can't let you leave.{107628}{107663}What kind of game are you playing?{107667}{107761}I'm not playing any games.|I told you, Phoebe needs your help.{107778}{107848}And you need psychological help.{107860}{107890}Okay, that's probably true,{107894}{107948}especially because I cannot believe|what I'm about to say,{107953}{108034}but I think Phoebe's|still in love with you.{108038}{108115}Oh, yeah, "Phoebe hates you so much|her body erupted in scales."{108119}{108163}That's what you said this morning.{108168}{108238}Okay, maybe|an unfortunate choice of words.{108243}{108300}I thought Phoebe was running away|because she hated you,{108304}{108379}but now I think|it's because she loves you.{108422}{108503}- You think?|- It's a theory.{108523}{108616}Look, her advice column has been|obsessed with love ever since you left.{108646}{108684}You told me to go away.{108688}{108785}Phoebe said it, Darryl said it.|I got the message.{108789}{108862}Now you're changing|your opinion based on a theory?{108893}{108948}What if I can prove it?{108984}{109029}Only Phoebe can prove|that she still loves me.

{109058}{109108}You're right.{109113}{109160}Open Phoebe's heart to Cole{109164}{109203}Reveal the secret that it holds{109208}{109258}Bring forth the passion of love's fire{109262}{109326}That he may feel her true desire{109383}{109408}What did you do?{109632}{109672}Phoebe.{109830}{109911}I guess she loves you more|than either of us realized.{110094}{110146}Paige wasn't in the manor.|I don't know where she is.{110157}{110222}Okay, well, forget her.|Let's go find Piper.{110226}{110301}Yeah, but you need|the power of three to take out Necron.{110348}{110380}He's hurting her again.{110394}{110445}- He wants me, I'm going alone.|- No!

{110450}{110519}Leo, I can't let anything happen|to Piper or the baby.{110523}{110583}- Yeah, but Phoebe...|- You wait here for Paige.{110587}{110627}I'm gonna go buy us some time.{110640}{110680}Phoebe!{110951}{111040}Okay, I've had enough.{111045}{111096}Your treatment of me is shocking.{111125}{111175}Get it? "Shocking"?{111179}{111275}- Do you have a death wish?|- You're not demon enough to kill me.{111279}{111323}You would've done it already|if you were.{111327}{111433}On the contrary.|I wasn't hungry until now.{111443}{111538}But it's just about my feeding time.{111593}{111648}Let her go! It's me that you want.

{111718}{111775}Oh, look out, Phoebe,|he's packing a seashell.{111780}{111852}- You know what this is?|- Yeah, auger shell.{111856}{111887}Sucks eternal life.{111907}{112001}Look, I will give you my immortality|if you let my sister go.{112112}{112137}No!{112141}{112230}And I promise I'll kill her|unless you give me what I want first.{112243}{112279}Piper, are you okay?{112316}{112356}My baby.{112398}{112448}What did you do?


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{112621}{112672}Keep your promise, witch.{112945}{112970}Where you been?{112988}{113055}I forgot the vanquishing spell|in the attic.{113218}{113251}Honey, it's okay. I'm right here.{113353}{113380}Phoebe!{113441}{113467}Shell!{113522}{113588}Piper, take Phoebe's hand.{113593}{113643}Okay, prepare for a big blast.{113648}{113680}Tide of evil, washed ashore{113699}{113744}Bring its darkness evermore{113748}{113792}With all our strength, we fight this fate{113796}{113836}Make this evil obliterate{115200}{115228}Paige, wake up.{115235}{115288}Paige! Wake up!{115387}{115444}No wonder those demons|carry warning labels.{115448}{115492}Tell me about it.{115496}{115584}- Leo, you okay?|- Yeah, I think so.{115691}{115719}Where's Piper?{115900}{115944}Piper.{116010}{116066}I know why you've been afraid.{116070}{116170}You don't want to leave your baby|the way I left you.{116220}{116317}But spells won't make|that fear go away, only faith will.{116339}{116446}Have faith that your destiny|is different than mine.{116541}{116573}Take my hand, sweetie.

{117263}{117328}- Mom?|- No, it's okay, honey, it's us.{117337}{117375}Leo, heal her stomach.{117491}{117544}How'd you do that?{117551}{117577}I didn't.{117631}{117681}- The baby did.|- What?{117720}{117777}I guess she takes|after her daddy.{117852}{117889}That must have been|what Mom meant.{117907}{117978}- Mom?|- She came to me in the water.{117982}{118052}She helped me understand|why I've been so afraid.{118081}{118156}I don't wanna leave my baby|without a mother.{118161}{118197}You have something that she didn't.{118212}{118270}- Oh, yeah? What's that?|- Me.{118313}{118344}And me.

{118442}{118470}But not her.{118528}{118586}- What do we do?|- Nothing.{118590}{118640}I have a feeling|she'll come back again.{118647}{118683}How do you figure?{118689}{118772}Let's just say I have a pretty good idea|about what's going on inside her head.{119046}{119080}How did I get here?{119102}{119138}I brought you here.{119150}{119222}This isn't happening.|This can't be happening.{119226}{119260}This goes beyond stalking!{119274}{119331}I'm not stalking you. Paige sent me.{119397}{119437}I know why you ran, Phoebe.{119446}{119488}You don't know anything about me.

{119499}{119577}You thought you could escape|into this big ocean,{119581}{119627}that the waves|would wash away your pain.{119643}{119724}But they won't. Not until you admit|what drove you here in the first place.{119737}{119808}I know what drove me here. You.{119812}{119837}Yeah, but why?{119846}{119909}And don't say because you're|scared of me, because you're not.{119949}{120033}Come on, you don't want to spend|eternity alone just to avoid the truth.{120054}{120126}If not for me,|be honest for your own sake.


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{120133}{120180}Don't lose yourself because of me.{120207}{120237}What do you want me to say?{120252}{120302}You don't have to say anything.{120306}{120392}All you have to do to free yourself|is admit how you truly feelabout me.{120411}{120453}In your heart.{121111}{121169}How could you be so sure?{121202}{121251}I had a feeling.{121349}{121380}I do love you.{121399}{121448}And I always will.{121469}{121533}But it doesn't change anything.{121546}{121577}It doesn't matter.{121644}{121692}It's over between us.{122787}{122823}Paige.{122927}{123015}I know I've been tough on you,|but I don't want you to quit.{123019}{123064}You've got a real gift|for helping people.{123092}{123126}Don't worry.{123130}{123187}I'm gonna keep helping people.{123191}{123272}I just don't wanna|split my focus anymore.{123316}{123374}But thanks for everything.

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