Coast Tourist Wildlife

Summer 2011Wildlife2

Editors

Tutors:Karolina KoneckaMiguel Setas

Participants:Eduardo OliveiraJose A. Nogueira DuarteMonica PachecoMindaugas ArlauskasSimon HarringtonMilja HartikainenJulia KukkonenAnnamari LofgrenPauli RikaniemiAgathe SteinerEszter MacsugaBeata Kurajova

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Contents Summer 2011

GO WILDInteract with the species

DE-CONSTRUCT A TOURISTUn -discovered tourist typologies

WHAT TYPE OF TOURIST ARE YOU?Find your type. Easa Quiz.

TIPS & TRICKSHow to be a good touristDoing your business

MEET THE TOURISTInterviews

BEACH LIFE Tracing flocks and their behaviours

CREATE A RESERVEBalloon Scape surprises

WANTEDCadiz Police asks us for support


DeCOASTruct A Tourist



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The sun is shining and the thermometer is screaming red. So where to go? To the beach of course. But what do people actually do at the beach? I am off to find out.

The first thing you notice is a huge group of EASiAns getting their tan on. The Scandic people lay in the sun, apply some sunscreen and get some more sun, usually turning red instead of brown.

Tracing tourist flocks and their behaviours

Beach Life


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09:10

The sun is shining and the thermometer is screaming red. So where to go? To the beach of course. But what do people actually do at the beach? I am off to find out.

The first thing you notice is a huge group of EASiAns getting their tan on. The Scandic people lay in the sun, apply some sunscreen and get some more sun, usually turning red instead of brown.

Tracing tourist flocks and their behaviours


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The Mediterranian people have sun shades and rather spend their time in the shadow playing games, eating, drinking and talking all the time. They usually ap-pear in families or groups of friends with massive amounts of things whit them staying at the beach the whole day.

Beach Life


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Then there are the topless ladies who do not even seem to notice that they are not alone. It seems that at the beach there is room for everyone. So get your swimsuit on and vamos a la playa!by Pauli


Meet The Tourist



GO WILD Flashmobs


Interact with the species


Create a reserve Balloon Scape

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Picture discription

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Field work


A tourist reserve Balloon Scape

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Picture discription

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immediately taken over by the locals offsprings!


Tips & TricksHow To Be A Good Tourist

1. You shoud wear practical clothes

2. If you do not have any, check rule no 1.

3. You must have prepared all informations and budget for all the most famous touristic places

4. Make some tours

5. Use a map

6. You should be lost at least one time

7. Don´t forget to learn some words in the foreign language and use them as soon as possible

8. You must take a picture of everything that is unusual

9. Don´t forget to buy and send postcards

10. Be proud of being a tourist!


Doing your business



Wildlife Hats same same but different



What Type Of Tourist Are You?1. Which places do you visit when you are on holidays?

a/ only beachesb/ where there are good parties and nice girls/boys of coursec/ shops, shops, shopsd/ lots of city tourse/ every place I’ve never been before

2. What clothes do you prefer?

a/ swimwearb/ sexyc/ fashionable clothesd/ what my wife/husband prepared mee/ practical and comfortable

3. What kind of food do you prefer on the holidays?

a/ ice, ice babyb/ hunger is just a hidden thirstc/ local specialitiesd/ anything where I dont have to use dentse/ similar as home food

4. How big is your budget?

a/ I don´t care, I care about the beach...b/ how big girls need!c/ golden credit card is enough? d/ my wife can answer...e/not too much

5. What are your favourite gadgets?

a/ towel and sunscreenb/ condomsc/ credit cardd/ glasses and white socks in sandalse/ map and camera

What Type Of Tourist Are You?


RESULTS

a/ You are the BEACHIST

You are one of the best example of a beach lover. The first memory that you have of the sea, you got at the age of 6. You saw a Picture of a beach in a calendar on the wall of the toilet and you fell in love. As you grew up you became more and more degenerate and now you are already here and want to stay here till your death, which is soon because you won´t survive a shark attack tomorrow. Glad to see you again? Muhahahaha....

b/ You are the HORNY BEAR...

You’re a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Your life is plastic, you fuck fantastic. You can brush your hair, undress you everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation..... Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

c/ You are the SHOPPING RAT...

ZARA, Bershka, Mango, Desigual, Woman secret, Intimissimi, H&M, C&A, Marks and Spencer, Blanco, ... leave me alone people!

d/ You are the RETIRED HONEY...

You worked so hard all your life, you´ve always wanted to see the Eiffel tower, but your children - the motherfuckers - bought you this annoying trip to Spain! You are spending the whole trip in a non air-conditioned bus, the sweaty armpits around you stink and you eat a lame sandwich. When you will be back home, you will rewrite your testament and just sail away...

e/ You are the ICECREAMIST...

You had a lot of plans, wanted to see all monuments, beaches, to try all the local specialities. You have everything: comfortable clothes, hat, glasses, map, camera, backpack and a lot of informations about everything. But you bought an ice cream, which was not so good and you are here the whole week and you did not stop to shit.


Wanted Tourist IdentikitsWanted Tourist Identikits


Cadiz Police asks us for support

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