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Beta launch was a success... Now come see the real thing. visit: to see stories pub- lished EXCLUSIVELY on the web, as well as continuations of stories not printed. Also available on the web: - Photo Slideshows - Links to Worthy Sites -Brain Food -Print Edition Archive www. coronadoexplorer .com In This Issue: News.....................................2 - Random Act of Kindness - Be There Wednesday! - SCC Ad - Coronado Explorer Contact Opinionation.........................3 - Forgotten on a Day to be... - In Your Opinion... - AJ/Zolly/Goat/Biscuit Poll Nuestra Voz Latina...............4 - Una Historia para ser... - Necesitas dinero para la...? - Palabras de Amor - Corporate America Family Academia..............................5 - Career Central - Coronado Exemplar - Valentine’s Day Mad Lib - January ESP Campus Happenings............6 - Black belt wanders.. - Happy Valentine’s Day! - MORP Dance - “Bring it On!” - Don Fanatic Clubs.....................................7 - Unitown is Here - Sciences Brighten Life - Coronado Clubs are Broke - Get Involved! Sports...................................8 - State Bound - Pick ‘Em - Boys Soccer Booted 5-3... - Team chemistry drives... - Girls Soccer Finishes... Entertainment.......................9 - Banjo and Kazooie Nuts... - Another Vampire Book - Concert Central - My Bloody Valentine - Sugarhill Gang - Get a Life! Dontastic Creations.............10 - Spotlight On... Marie Van... - Coronado’s 3D Nevelson... - Valentine’s Day Art The Funny Page..................11 - In the Middle - Stickman - South Scottsdale... - Attention Coronado... The Back Page.......Back Page - We forbid you from reading this page. Don’t turn to it! “For the Coronado High School community” Day of Forced Emotions Edition 2009 Cost: Priceless www.coronadoexplorer.com Advertise in the Explorer www. coronadoexplorer .com Coronado Explorer Building on a longstanding tradition in the old auditorium, last week the performing arts program wrote history on a new stage. “Once Upon a Mattress” is the first musical production that Coronado has put on since the rebuilding of the school and could possibly increase our perfoming arts reputation. “I feel very proud to be part of this revival. We are a strong school with a deep history and our goals are to continue the past traditions of musical arts education,” said Dr. Brauer, the vocal director of the production. Most of the cast felt the pressure of what this play could accomplish. Curtis Bilbrey (11), who plays Prince Dauntless, thinks the entire thing is “pretty freakin’ awesome” while others such as Kristina Benette, who plays Princess Winnifred, (12) think that “it’s been stressful only having a month for it.” The cast has been working feverishly for the past month through the bumps to put this play on; they went through two queens in order to continue. The first two found that life at home was too hard for them to be in the play so the directors turned to Jennifer Bain (11) as the new queen. “Jenn Bain is a kick [butt] queen!” said Curtis. And while a couple of the directors Just the first wanted someone who auditioned to be the queen, Jenn still won the role. The only students that aren’t under mounds of stress are the tech theater students. “It’s fun. I’m just a prop manager. The stressful part is when we can’t find the props we need,” said Breezy Pitts (12). The directors have been under more stress than anyone. “Everything that the fine arts teachers do is a reflection on our teaching and directing abilities. So if we have a lousy show it’s kind of a bad reflection on us, but if we have a good show it’s a good reflection on us,” said Dr. Brauer. And with some of the teachers being laid off the fine arts teachers are working even harder to make this play worthy. Dr. Brauer also said, “The play is important because it definitely provides an opportunity for the students to explore their talents and to educate and teach the specifics and broad spectrums of performing arts.” The students in the pit orchestra have been working feverishly. They spend their By Madi Cooper mornings and their afternoons practicing the music for the play. “If people would just buckle down, and learn their lines, and focus, we’d be fine,” said Brittanie Rieu (11) when asked if it was frustrating to know the play wasn’t completely put together by the end. The pit orchestra had been rehearsing with the actors everyday by the last week and a half before the play. They got to sit in the pit for two hours while the people on stage figured out the blocking and their lines and “pull out our homework, or our D.S. and battle each other at a good ol’ game of Mario Kart!” said Brittanie. On opening night behind scenes before the curtain was opened some of the students were playing games, some were praying, and some were sitting by themselves, looking pale with nerves. Once the curtain opened though, everyone did fine. The next day many of the students were getting praised left and right for the wonderful job they did. Friday night was the hardest night for them because they weren’t “running off adrenaline.” They had to muster up their own energy, but on Saturday and Thursday night they were “running off adrenaline” according to Mr. Carey. All three nights were a hit. The audience members were laughing and everything went wonderfully. Now that the play is over many of the students are feeling relieved but a little disappointed. The play built a family out of the cast and now hopefully that family won’t just disintegrate once they aren’t seeing each other every day. “Who said one month wasn’t enough time to make history at Coronado High School?” said Riley DiLorenzo. of MANY to come... Photo by Erick Beltran (12). Pictured above from right to left: Jaici Sullivan (10), Curtis Bilbrey (11), Mandi Arbizu (9), Jenn Bain (11), Scott Breckenridge (12), Kristina Benette (12), Jelena Kolomejac (11), Malee Polk (11), and Alex Dugie (12). The Royal Court takes a bow. CoronadoExplorer.com Launch to read about the re-launching of the Explorer website, go to www.coronadoexplorer.com James Clark Student Feature to read about Clark’s experi- ence earning his belt, go to Campus Happenings, Page 6 Coronado Dons go to Unitown to read about experiences and expectations of Dons, go to Clubs, Page 7 He knows best: The Slovereign to read about Slover’s latest rantings and opinions, go to The Back Page, Page 12 A few things you won’t want to miss in this edition... Nominated “kid of the Week”, to read more about why Kaylin Ashley was nominated, go to News, Page 2 Scottsdale Charros, started in 1999, is a program that picks one high achieving teacher, and two high achieving seniors. This year, the teacher that won was American/Arizona (AP) History teacher Mr. Jerry Troutman. Ben Peterson (12) won Highest-Achieving male student and Merry Berhe (12) won Highest-Achieving female student. Troutman humbly stated, “I am honored to be recognized as a high achieving teacher; however, there are many other exemplary [wonderful] teachers on campus. Not only are there many quality educators at Coronado, we also have a great many highly motivated and dedicated students in our classes. At times it is a struggle to keep those students challenged and engaged.” Asked about what defines Coronado’s high achieving students, Berhe stated, “Coronado’s high achieving students are very involved in the school’s activities. They “High-Achieving,” says Scottsdale Charros Jerry Troutman, Merry Berhe, and Ben Peterson nominated as this year’s high-achieving by the Scottsdale Charros Organization By Carol Toll keep their grades up and try to make Coronado a better environment.” Peterson added, “I think Coronado looks at the merit and well-roundedness in its high achieving students. It’s not all about just grades or just activities, but a combination of both that makes one high achieving.” Peterson included that he “likes the teachers of Coronado. They really care about their students and encourage them to push beyond their limits, ultimately impacting them in the future for the better.” Berhe, agreeing with Peterson also added, “I love that Coronado is diverse yet there is still a family atmosphere.” Troutman stated “knowing I came from a background similar to most of our students, gives me intrinsic motivation to give them the push and drive to do as much with their lives as possible. Watching students at Coronado, one sees the struggles that many of them have had to endure and realize that being a kind and caring person, I might positively affect understand a concept or support their hypothesis with reasonable fan.” At the end of our talk, all three of them got asked why they thought they won this award. Troutman answered, “I am not sure why I won this nomination. Over the years of teaching, I have tried to provide students with an exciting environment for learning. While delivering content subject matter, I have used a variety of methods to present information to those in my classroom…” he continued, “most importantly, I try to create relevance between the history taught in my classes and the world that the students are living in today.” Berhe happily answered, “I’m not too sure but probably because I do my homework! And possibly because I’m in NHS, StuGo, CHSazz, Global Citizens, and ADL.” Peterson added, “I think I was chosen for this award because of not only my high achieving merit, but also the leadership roles I take on in my various extra-curricular activities.” Being recognized for what these individuals do on a daily basis may seem like a small accomplishment to some but they know the efforts it took to get to this point. Known for working hard throughout their careers (academic or otherwise) to meet their goals, being recognized is just a cherry on top that comes from working hard. Thespians, Band, and Choir make history, produce Coronado’s first musical in twenty years

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In This Issue:News.....................................2 - Random Act of Kindness - Be There Wednesday! - SCC Ad - Coronado Explorer ContactOpinionation.........................3 - Forgotten on a Day to be... - In Your Opinion... - AJ/Zolly/Goat/Biscuit PollNuestra Voz Latina...............4 - Una Historia para ser... - Necesitas dinero para la...? - Palabras de Amor - Corporate America FamilyAcademia..............................5 - Career Central - Coronado Exemplar - Valentine’s Day Mad Lib - January ESPCampus Happenings............6 - Black belt wanders.. - Happy Valentine’s Day! - MORP Dance - “Bring it On!” - Don FanaticClubs.....................................7 - Unitown is Here - Sciences Brighten Life - Coronado Clubs are Broke - Get Involved!Sports...................................8 - State Bound - Pick ‘Em - Boys Soccer Booted 5-3... - Team chemistry drives... - Girls Soccer Finishes...Entertainment.......................9 - Banjo and Kazooie Nuts... - Another Vampire Book - Concert Central - My Bloody Valentine - Sugarhill Gang - Get a Life! Dontastic Creations.............10 - Spotlight On... Marie Van... - Coronado’s 3D Nevelson... - Valentine’s Day ArtThe Funny Page..................11 - In the Middle - Stickman - South Scottsdale... - Attention Coronado...The Back Page.......Back Page - We forbid you from reading this page. Don’t turn to it!

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Building on a longstanding tradition in the old auditorium, last week the performing arts program wrote history on a new stage. “Once Upon a Mattress” is the first musical production that Coronado has put on since the rebuilding of the school and could possibly increase our perfoming arts reputation. “I feel very proud to be part of this revival. We are a strong school with a deep history and our goals are to continue the past traditions of musical arts education,” said Dr. Brauer, the vocal director of the production. Most of the cast felt the pressure of what this play could accomplish. Curtis Bilbrey (11), who plays Prince Dauntless, thinks the entire thing is “pretty freakin’ awesome” while others such as Kristina Benette, who plays Princess Winnifred, (12) think that “it’s been stressful only having a month for it.” The cast has been working feverishly for the past month through the bumps to put this play on; they went through two queens in order to continue. The first two found that life at home was too hard for them to be in the play so the directors turned to Jennifer Bain (11) as the new queen. “Jenn Bain is a kick [butt] queen!” said Curtis. And while a couple of the directors

Just the first

wanted someone who auditioned to be the queen, Jenn still won the role. The only students that aren’t under mounds of stress are the tech theater students. “It’s fun. I’m just a prop manager. The stressful part is when we can’t find the props we need,” said Breezy Pitts (12). The directors have been under more stress than anyone. “Everything that the fine arts teachers do is a reflection on our teaching and directing abilities. So if we have a lousy show it’s kind

of a bad reflection on us, but if we have a good show it’s a good reflection on us,” said Dr. Brauer. And with some of the teachers being laid off the fine arts teachers are working even harder to make this play worthy. Dr. Brauer also said, “The play is important because it definitely provides an opportunity for the students to explore their talents and to educate and teach the specifics and broad spectrums of performing arts.” The students in the pit orchestra have been working feverishly. They spend their

By Madi Cooper

mornings and their afternoons practicing the music for the play. “If people would just buckle down, and learn their lines, and focus, we’d be fine,” said Brittanie Rieu (11) when asked if it was frustrating to know the play wasn’t completely put together by the end. The pit orchestra had been rehearsing with the actors everyday by the last week and a half before the play. They got to sit in the pit for two hours while the people on stage figured out the blocking and their lines and “pull out our

homework, or our D.S. and battle each other at a good ol’ game of Mario Kart!” said Brittanie. On opening night behind scenes before the curtain was opened some of the students were playing games, some were praying, and some were sitting by themselves, looking pale with nerves. Once the curtain opened though, everyone did fine. The next day many of the students were getting praised left and right for the wonderful job they did. Friday night was the hardest night for them because they weren’t “running off adrenaline.” They had to muster up their own energy, but on Saturday and Thursday night they were “running off adrenaline” according to Mr. Carey. All three nights were a hit. The audience members were laughing and everything went wonderfully. Now that the play is over many of the students are feeling relieved but a little disappointed. The play built a family out of the cast and now hopefully that family won’t just disintegrate once they aren’t seeing each other every day. “Who said one month wasn’t enough time to make history at Coronado High School?” said Riley DiLorenzo.

of MANY to come...

Photo by Erick Beltran (12). Pictured above from right to left: Jaici Sullivan (10), Curtis Bilbrey (11), Mandi Arbizu (9), Jenn Bain (11), Scott Breckenridge (12), Kristina Benette (12), Jelena Kolomejac (11), Malee Polk (11), and Alex Dugie (12). The Royal Court takes a bow.

CoronadoExplorer.com Launchto read about the re-launching of the Explorer website, go towww.coronadoexplorer.com

James Clark Student Feature to read about Clark’s experi-ence earning his belt, go to

Campus Happenings, Page 6

Coronado Dons go to Unitownto read about experiences and

expectations of Dons, go toClubs, Page 7

He knows best: The Slovereignto read about Slover’s latest rantings and opinions, go toThe Back Page, Page 12

A few things you won’t want to miss in this edition...

Nominated “kid of the Week”, to read more about why Kaylin Ashley was nominated, go to

News, Page 2

Scottsdale Charros, started in 1999, is a program that picks one high achieving teacher, and two high achieving seniors. This year, the teacher that won was American/Arizona (AP) History teacher Mr. Jerry Troutman. Ben Peterson (12) won Highest-Achieving male student and Merry Berhe (12) won Highest-Achieving female student. Troutman humbly stated, “I am honored to be recognized as a high achieving teacher; however, there are many other exemplary [wonderful] teachers on campus. Not only are there many quality educators at Coronado, we also have a great many highly motivated and dedicated students in our classes. At times it is a struggle to keep those students challenged and engaged.” Asked about what defines Coronado’s high achieving students, Berhe stated, “Coronado’s high achieving students are very involved in the school’s activities. They

“High-Achieving,” says Scottsdale CharrosJerry Troutman, Merry Berhe, and Ben Peterson nominated as this year’s high-achieving by the

Scottsdale Charros OrganizationBy Carol Toll

keep their grades up and try to make Coronado a better environment.” Peterson added, “I think Coronado looks at the merit and well-roundedness in its high achieving students. It’s not all about just grades or just activities, but a combination of both that makes one high achieving.” Peterson included that he “likes the teachers of Coronado. They really care about their students and encourage them to push beyond their limits, ultimately impacting them in the future for the better.” Berhe, agreeing with Peterson also added, “I love that Coronado is diverse yet there is still a family atmosphere.” Troutman stated “knowing I came from a background similar to most of our students,

gives me intrinsic motivation to give them the push and drive to do as much with their lives as possible. Watching students at Coronado, one

sees the struggles that many of them have had to endure and realize that being a kind and caring person, I might positively affect

understand a concept or support their hypothesis with reasonable fan.” At the end of our talk, all three of them got asked why they thought they won this award. Troutman answered, “I am not sure why I won this nomination. Over the years of teaching, I have tried to provide students with an exciting environment for learning. While delivering content subject matter, I have

used a variety of methods to present information to those in my classroom…” he continued, “most importantly, I try to create relevance between the history taught in my classes and the world that the students are living in today.” Berhe happily answered, “I’m not too sure but probably because I do my homework! And possibly because I’m in NHS, StuGo, CHSazz, Global Citizens, and ADL.” Peterson added, “I think I was chosen for this award because of not only my high achieving merit, but also the leadership roles I take on in my various extra-curricular activities.” Being recognized for what these individuals do on a daily basis may seem like a small accomplishment to some but they know the efforts it took to get to this point. Known for working hard throughout their careers (academic or otherwise) to meet their goals, being recognized is just a cherry on top that comes from working hard.

Thespians, Band, and Choir make history, produce Coronado’s first musical in twenty years

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NewsPg. 2 Amber [email protected]

I couldn’t believe she locked her keys in her car but at the same time it was definitely a “Nicole Devlin move”. We should have never stopped for Starbucks… I felt like an idiot standing there with a Venti Mocha Frappuccino in hand gazing into the passenger side window at the keys. Now what? I could feel the people staring out of Starbucks. Perfect, just perfect and all we could do was stand there and laugh in embarrassment. It felt like a life time until a Good Samaritan came to our rescue. An older man walked outside with a smirk on his face and asked, “What is the problem ladies?” Humiliated we told him the story even though it was obvious what the problem was. Nicole stated she lived 45 minutes away, her dad was at work, and she didn’t have a spare key to the car. The random man took charge of our situation and decided to call a locksmith. We thanked him for helping and then expressed we had absolutely no money to pay for this locksmith. He told us not to worry and handed us a hundred dollars and said he was off “to a meeting” and left. Sitting there in shock, trying to grasp what just happened I just smiled at Nicole. Why aren’t there more people like this in the world? A random act of kindness, whether it’s being a friend to someone new, giving someone a hundred dollars for a locksmith or just simply smiling, letting someone know you care, can go beyond making someone’s day. Don’t let the chain of kindness end with you.

By Steph Scarano

Random Act of KindnessHow a stranger’s random act taught two Lady Dons

the meaning of true kindness

THE CORONADO EXPLORERThe Coronado Explorer is published by students for the Coronado High School community in south Scottsdale, Arizona. Views in this newspaper are not necessarily those of the C.H.S. Administration, faculty, staff or student body.

Editorial Staff ReportersAdvisor: Mr. Gerchick....................................................wgerchick@susd.org Sarah BaconEditor-in-Chief: Amber Erickson....................................journalisticladydon@gmail.com Robert Pizzi Business Manager: Mr. [email protected] Melissa Shaw Layout Editor: Amber Erickson......................................journalisticladydon@gmail.com AJ Steward News Editor: Amber Erickson........................................journalisticladydon@gmail.com Nuestra Voz Latina Editor: Ashley [email protected] Outside ContributorsOpinionation Editor: Qori Krog......................................journalismchik@hotmail.com James BurkhardtCampus Happenings Editor: Hannah [email protected] Maryza DiazClubs Editor: Madi Cooper.............................................musicjunki778@bresnan.net Matt Henricks Academia Editor: Nicolle [email protected] Chris KloskinSports Editor: [email protected]@susd.org Jason KurttiDontastic Creations Editor: Gabriela [email protected] Justin SloverEntertainment Editor: Sean [email protected] Tori SullivanBack Page Editor: Amber Erickson.................................journalisticladydon@gmail.comStaff Photographer: Erick Beltran...................................erickbeltran@gmail.comStaff Cartoonist: Nestor Martinez...................................nmartinez712@yahoo.com

TO REACH USAlthough the Coronado Explorer has been published since 1961, this year’s staff is working hard to provide our community with a quality newspaper that embraces journalistic integrity. If you have any questions, comments or complaints about this or future issue content, please e-mail them to [email protected]. Any story or advertising inquiries should be sought out through the appropriate channels below.

We’re looking to release our next issue, our S P R I N G B R E A K E D I T I O N, on March 6th. So please make all inquiries as soon as possible.

Mail: Coronado High School Journalism Room: B224 Attn: Billy Gerchick Telephone: (480) 484-6800 2501 N. 74th St. Scottsdale, AZ 85257 Story Ideas: E-mail the appropriate section editor, [email protected], or [email protected] inquiries: E-mail [email protected]

Many may have seen him flying down the football fields, making 60 yard touchdowns as fans are screaming in the stands.. He made the All Star game and was first team running back in the All City region. Senior Kaylin Ashley has been playing football for four years now as a running back and corner. Ashley, also within three years of playing ran over three thousand yards. Considering our season this past year, he clearly played his part in making our

More than Meets the EyeSenior Kaylin Ashley nominated as Mix 96.9’s “Kid of the Week”

school’s record. Although he plays well on the field, Ashley is even better on the home front. He’s a little brother and evidently his older sister Kiana Ashley thinks he’s that of a great younger brother as well as an “excellent gentlemen.” Kiana had many flattering things to say about Kaylin when she wrote a letter to Mix 96.9 nominating him as “Kid of the Week”. “Kaylin is very protective of his friends. Kaylin is the type of kid that if one of his friends couldn’t

fit in a car with him he would stay with his friend and catch the bus or walk,” said Kiana in her letter. She continues to talk about Kaylin’s upsets in life and how he still manages to move forward daily with a smile and a positive attitude. Recently presented by Grand Canyon University with the title of “Kid of the Week,” Ashley was surprised in one of his classes when the radio station presented him with an iTunes card and over $90. He also got to say his name on the radio when they

announced him “Kid of the Week.” Kiana ends her letter by saying, “I would call Kaylin a leader and a role model for younger boys. This type of determination and ambition has made me proud to be Kaylin’s older sister.”

Congratulations Kaylin!

If you may have anyone in mind to nominate for kid of the week

log onto www.mx969.com and fill out the simple form.

By Nicolle BrentBe there next Wednesday!What? forum to ask questions to

all Superintendent candidates

When? Wednesday, February 18th, 6:30 p.m.

Where? Lecture Hall, Coronado HS, 2501 N. 74th St., Scottsdale

Why? ‘Cause your opinion deserves to be heard too!

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Pg. 3Qori [email protected]

Forgotten on a Day to be RememberedIs February 14th a day of...

ORBy Sarah Bacon

Flowers, candy, and little pink hearts fill the stores as the stench of false emotion fills the air. A “Hall-mark Holiday,” twisted from its meaning to make money, people all over think it’s a special day to show their significant others they care. Valentines Day, is it a day of romance and affection, or one of the most emotionally traumatizing days of the year? While the people who are in relationships tend to use this commercial-ized holiday to brighten a loved ones day, those who aren’t can feel especially depressed seeing all the couples exchanging gifts. Theory says that Saint Valen-tine, when left by his mistress, was so heartbroken, he removed his heart from his chest and sent it to her while it was still beating. The heart-shaped cards are said to rep-resent his undying love and suffer-ing. Sounds really romantic doesn’t it? The tragic tale of a failed love, warped to be business propaganda. Everyday should be a day to show the ones you love that you care, don’t you think? “If someone I’m close to doesn’t know I appreciate them every single day, I’m not doing my job,” said Earth and Space Sci-ence/Physics teacher Mr. Colling. Along with the stores swimming in pink and red, our minds are altered to think we need to buy things for those we love. What purpose does this really serve? Has material pos-session really devoured our culture to that extent? And is it really that important to be in a “relationship” on that day?

How often is it that your boy-friend/girlfriend buys you some-thing just because? Maybe three times a year…birthday, Christmas and Valentines Day? Why can’t you surprise someone with a ran-dom message just to show you’re thinking about them? I hear so many people say how “different” they are from everybody else; but on Valentines Day, they turn into brainwashed zombies, following

the crowd. Also, consider the amount of single people that roam not only our campus, but our world. How must it feel to be all alone on a day based on love? “I’ve never really had a boyfriend on Valentines day.” said senior Erika Davis. “It makes me feel kind of lonely sometimes.”

So who would think a holiday such as this would be romantic? A business that knows they can make money off of you, that’s who. Money has become the object of human lust over the years, and now runs the way we feel, think, live, and breathe. How can something’s seemingly so harmless be such a big deal? I mean, is the depression of people in America worth being filthy rich, I think not. However, those considered to be “the man” think that money can buy happiness, sadly they are mistaken. One day they will be sitting somewhere, alone, with nothing but their Benjamin’s to comfort them. Maybe then, they will understand what it feels like to be forgotten on a day you are sup-posed to be remembered.

Romance? Trickery?

YourOPINION

Junior Jackie Vilchis“Last year I was having a really bad day during

Valentine’s because my boyfriend had broken up with me two weeks before Valentine’s! All day at

school I was feeling down and wasn’t being myself. After school I was ready to just go home and cry

when a real good friend of mine came up to me and gave me a rose. It wasn’t much but I thought it was

really sweet of him, and it totally made my day!”

Freshman Spencer Simmons“Valentine’s day is a time for you to appreciate other people in your life, whether it be your family or your

boyfriend or girlfriend.”

American/Arizona History Teacher Mr. Troutman

“Valentine’s Day is a day that I personally enjoy. In the past, I have given my girlfriend, my wife (they

are one in the same) poems instead of flowers. She appreciated it as much or more than the flowers. But a warning to all those who have a significant

other: you must do one or the other or both.”

Senior Rebecca Kurth“I don’t think it’s necessarily a day of forced emo-tions. I do think that it is an excuse, mainly used

by girls, to get presents and flowers. I would much rather get flowers for no reason randomly than

because it was Valentine’s Day.”

Sophomore Lacey Boczar“My least favorite memory of Valentine’s Day was when I had to work until late at night and when I came home it was far too late to go with friends.”

In>>>

The AJ/Biscuit/Goat/Zollinger Poll

“Once Upon a Mattress” star couple, Katie Mc-Carthy (9) and Curtis Bilbrey (11) show their love for each other every day...

...When Curtis isn’t trying to persuade her to see things his way. Lucky for Katie, she knows how to look past his “charming” ways.

Who do you think will win the Student vs. Faculty Volleyball

Game?

Students 97%

Faculty 3%

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Nuestra Voz LatinaPg. 4 Ashley [email protected]

palabras de Amor

En Espanol:

Queries ser mi valentine?

Te llevo en mi Corazon.

Tu amor hace girar el mundo ami alrededor.

Estaras en mi Corazon por siempre.

Disfruto mucho cada momento que paso contigo.

Escrito por: Ashley Miranda

La cuota de la Universidad puede ser costosa para encontrar becas puede ser dificil, pero hay una manera de ir a la universidad muy fácil simplemente tienes que aplicar para “FAFSA.” ¿Que es “FAFSA”? “FAFSA” es una forma en la cual tú y tus padres completan para solicitar la ayuda federal del estudiante para las universidades o la escuela de la carrera que prefieres. Los requisitos para solicitar “FAFSA” son tu número de SeguroSocial y los Segurios Social de tus padres si tu abastecimiento de cualquier información del padre, si tiene una licencia de conducit su número, un registro extranjero si tu no eres ciudadano, una información de impuesto federal o declaraciones de impuestos, incluy-endo la información W-2 tuya y de tus padres si proporciona la información del padre, incluyendo los expedientes de la renta por el año antes del curso académico a que estás aplicando, y los expedientes de la renta libre de impuestos. Hay tres maneras de las cuales puedes solicitar tu “FAFSA”. La primera manera está en línea en www.fafsa.ed.gov. o www.FederalStudent Aid.ed.gov. o llamando 1-800-4-FED-AID y pidiendo por un aplicacion. Los estados y las escuelas utilizan la información de “FAFSA” para considerar si calificas para ayuda económica.

¿ Necesitas dinero para la universidad?

Escrito por Ashley Miranda

Una Historia para ser Contada Escrito por Maryza M. Diaz

El 20 de enero, del presenteaño estudiantes de Coronado Maria Reyes inspira a los estudiantes de Coronado tuvieron a una presentadora única. Fue María Reyes que desde un principio dijo que ella no estaba ahí para darles la típica lectura de “quédate en la escuela,” ella estaba ahí para decirles una historia, la historia de la vida de María Reyes. Nacio en el Este de Los Ángeles, California a una tempana edad ya habían presenciado (que significo renuevos) desde el coche y sabia cuáles calles eran seguras y cuales calles eran peligrosa. Ella supo que las únicas leyes que tenian que preocuparle eran las de “las calles,” necesarias para la sobrevivencia en su vecindad. Creciendo, Reyes miraba como personas minoritarias eran representadas como los “malos” de casi cada película o historia, que detrás de cada robo o crimen el culpable de tras de todo era alguien con su color de piel. Hasta la edad de catorce Reyes entraba y salía de denención juvenil y nunca “[tuvo] un momento de reflejo”. Ella estaba segura

Del “ de la película; Libertad Writers” tenemos Erin Gruwell (a la izquierda) y Maria Reyes (a la derecha). Photo courtesy of www.movies.about.com.

que acabaría como su mamá y papa, ya estaba en una ganga como su papa y abuelo. Las cosas no se miraban que iban a cambiar. Como una alternativa antes de ser encerrada hasta que cumpliera los18, Reyes fue mandada a “Wilson High School” en Long Beach, California. Cuando Reyes estaba joven de edad se le había dicho que ella “no importaba” que iba a acabar muerta o embarazada. Esto se le fue dicho por personas que supuestamente tenían que mirar más allá de su color de piel pero en verdad fue tratada como otra estadística. ¿Así que por qué su nueva maestra de inglés, la Sra. Gurwell, iba ser diferente? ¿Qué podría saber esta maestra de perder a más de veinte amigos a causa de una guerra pandillera, o de sentir el hambre que ella la vez avía sentido? ¿Qué sabia esta maestra de no tener a un padre alrededor a su lado? Lo único que Reyes podría recordar era que su papa estuvo sinceramente allí para ella, fue para sus quintos

cumpleaños cuando su papa le dio un nuevo par de guantes de boxeo y le dijo “la Vida es dura mija. Así que cuándo la vida te tumbe, quiero que te levantes echando golpes”. La Sra. Gruwell hizo

algo que ninguna otra maestra había hecho para Reyes. Ella creyendo en Reyes, Gurwell reto a sus estudiantes a que se transformaran en pensadores críticos y que acabaran con los

estereotipos que los codeban. Un día indiferente de cualquier otro, excepto el hecho que su mamá no podía pagar el recibo de la luz y ella estaba en arresto domiciliario, aburrida Reyes hizo una decisión que cambió su vida para siempre. Ella recogió un libro llamado “The Diary of Anne Frank” y lo empezó a leer lo. Preguntó Reyes ¿por qué una chica como Anne Frank, que representaba la pureza y bueno de este mundo podría aver acabado con un destino tan desastroso? Ella comprendió que ella importaba y todos le dijeron diferente había estado equivocadas. Aunque parte de la vida de Maria Reyes sea dicha en la película “Freedom Writers,” actuada por Abril Lee Hernández como Eva Benítez en la película, la audiencia oyó un lado de la historia que la mayoría de las personas no saben. De la visita de Reyes aprendimos que todos los ciento cincuenta “Freedom Writers” no sólo se graduaron la “high school,” si no también todos fueron ala universidad.

Nos informó Reyes que ella ahora estudia para ser una maestra. Ella fue quien rompió el ciclo. No sólo cambió su vida pero también la de sus padres. A los treinta y seis años su padre por último salió de la pandilla en el que estaba y recibió su “GED”. El ahora trabaja para los hombres que una vez luchaba en contra. El padre de María Reyes es un ejemplo que nunca es demasiado tarde para cambiar, él ahora trabaja con la policía de Los Ángeles, para ayudara crear nuevos programas para ayudar a convateria con violencia de pandillera y prevención las pandillas. Pasando por el vecindario en el que aun vive Reyes no parecería que nada hubero cambiado pero en la realidad una cosa ha cambiado. Las personas en ese vecindario tienen esperanza. María Reyes dio el ejemplo que ellos SI IMPORTAN, aunque otros digan lo contrario. Ella dejó Coronado asegurándose de que la audiencia comprendiera su mensaje principal. “Nuestras historias son importantes, y ellos necesitan ser oídos”.

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Academia Pg. 5Ashley [email protected]

The Coronado Exemplar Award is designed to recognize teachers on this campus that go above and beyond. Any teacher can get nominated by a colleague or someone who works in the office. This month, our Exemplar is Ms. Winget, nominated by Mrs. Saddler, who is one of her close colleagues. Saddler explained her nomination by saying, “Ms. Winget does not simply teach. She shapes. She shapes her students into self-reflecting, self advocating, [and] self-respecting young people. She collaborates with her peers to ensure we are all on the same page in regards to standards and discipline.” Saddler also added, “I have admiration for all of the English teachers here at Coronado because they are hard-working and caring educators. I chose Ms. Winget because I see her all over the place. She, along with the [StuGo] students produced a powerful and spirit-filled fall pep assembly that brought spirit back to the campus.” At Coronado, teachers can be described in many words; according to

Coronado Exemplar

By Carol Toll

January ESP Career CentralThe Dorrance Scholarship Programs ($9,000 per year to attend one of Arizona’s public universities--see application for renewal criteria.)Due: February 25, 2009 Criteria: Seniors who are the first generation to attend college. Must have a min. cum. 3.0 GPA and have a combined SAT score of 1040 or a composite ACT score of 22 (excl. writing score). Student must demonstrate financial need (as determined by FAFSA). Accepted by one of Arizona’s three state universities. Demonstrated leadership and community service. Students should apply online at www.dorrancescholarship.org.

Hispanic Business Students Association (HSBA) of ASU Scholarship (Two $1,000 scholarships to be awarded)Due: February 27, 2009Criteria: Arizona resident, Hispanic, incoming freshman admitted to ASU as a FT undergraduate student for the 2009-2010 academic year. Minimum GPA of 3.0 on a 4.0 scale. Application forms are available in the Higher Ed. Center.

Phoenix St. Luke’s Service League Scholarship (Award amount yet to be established)Due: February 27, 2009 Criteria: American citizens, residents of Maricopa County; plan to pursue a career in health care; attend an accredited AZ college, university, comm. college or voc. school outside of Maricopa County; GPA of 3.0 or above. Applications are in the Higher Ed. Center.

Sybil B. Harrington Scholarship - St. Luke’s Service League (Award amounts yet to be established) Due: February 27, 2009 Criteria: American citizens, residents of Maricopa County; plan to pursue a career in health care; attend an accredited AZ college, university, community college or voc. School in Maricopa County; GPA of 3.0 or above. Applications are in the Higher Ed. Center.

U.S. Bank Internet Scholarship Program (Thirty $1,000 scholarships - random drawing process)Due: February 28, 2009Criteria: Seniors planning to enroll full-time in an accredited 2- or 4-year college/ university. U.S. citizen or permanent resident alien. Online application is at www.usbank.com/studentbanking.

Arizona State Chapter of P.E.O. – Elizabeth LaForce Scholarship and Grant Fund (Up to $5,000 per year for two years) Due: March 1, 2009Criteria: Senior girls who are residents of Arizona and are sponsored by an AZ P.E.O. Chapter. Must apply for admission to Cottey College, a 2-year private junior college for women, before applying for this scholarship. Visit the Higher Education Center for details.

“Scholar Athlete Milk Mustache of the Year” (SAMMY) Award Program ($7,500 college scholarship, an all-expense paid trip to awards ceremony in Orlando, FL, and a spot in a Milk Mustache ad in USA Today)Due: March 6, 2009Criteria: Grade 12 students in good standing, who are legal residents of the 48 contiguous United States or District of Columbia, and participate in a high school sport or club sport during the 2008-09 school year. Additional criteria are included in the official rules at www.sammy.bodybymilk.com.

Italian Catholic Federation ($400)Due: March 15, 2009Criteria: Roman Catholic graduating seniors of Italian descent, who have at least a 3.2 GPA. Applicant must be Roman Catholic but need not be of Italian ancestry to qualify if either Roman Catholic parent/grandparent is a member of the Italian Catholic Federation. Applications are in the Higher Ed. Center.

9th Annual 2009 ZGI Film Festival (Awards and eligibility criteria differ by category; grand prize is a full scholarship to attend Yavapai College’s Zaki Gordon Institute for Independent Filmmaking.) Due: February 1, 2009Criteria: Any student or group of students enrolled in grades 7-12. For details on competition categories, eligibility criteria and awards, visit www.zgi.yc.edu.

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Saddler, Ms. Winget’s top three qualites are: enthusiasm, dedication, and collaboration. When asked why she thought she won the award Ms. Winget said, “I was nominated by colleague[s].” Many teachers help out on campus and in classes. “I teach freshmen, lead the freshmen underclassmen team of English teachers, advise Student Government, offer trainings for teachers, and I am the vice president of P.T.O.,” added Ms. Winget. One would wonder where she finds the time. Having worked here for two years, Winget stated her favorite part of working at Coronado is “the people, the staff, and students are the best in the district,” she also added, “I like the atmosphere [at the school.] I like that current and past students feel a connection to this school.” Ms. Winget, like many of our teachers and staff, comes from a family familiar to Coronado; having family members that attended the “old” Coronado. Congratulations Ms. Winget!

This Valentine’s Day, do something really ___________________ for your special ________________ adjective nounSuch as surprising them with a ______________ basket full of _____________________ or maybe adjective plural nouncome to school and put _________________ in their locker. If they’re favorite singer like plural noun ________________ is coming to townthen buy them tickets or take them to their _______________ celebrity adjectivesports team like the __________________. plural noun animal

Or you could really go all out and buy them something like the ___________________ adjective____________________. Perhaps a __________________ necklace imported from transportation noun __________________? Maybe your kinda broke, in that case a _____________________ country adjective__________________ made from the __________________ will do nicely. noun organWhatever you decide to do, your __________________ one will know you truly ____________ them. adjective noun

A Story to be ToldBy Maryza Diaz

On January 20th, Coronado students got a guest speaker. Instead of getting a condescending “stay in school” lecture, the audience members got a story. They got the story about Maria Reyes. They got the story about freedom. Being born in East L.A., by age five Reyes had already witnessed drive-by shootings and knew which streets were safe and which streets were dangerous. She knew that the only laws to care about were those of “the streets,” necessary for urban survival. Growing up, Reyes often saw minority people being portrayed as the “evil ones” of almost every movie or story, that behind every drive-by or robbery that someone close to her

skin color was responsible of the crime. Up until the age of fourteen Reyes had been in and out of juvenile hall and never “[had] a moment of reflection.” She was on the path to ending up like her mom and dad, a third generation gang member. Things weren’t going to change. As an alternative to being locked up until age 18, Reyes was sent to Wilson High School in Long Beach, California. From a young age Reyes had often been told that she “did not matter” and that she was going to end up dead or pregnant. She was told this by people who were supposed to look beyond her skin color but instead treated her as just another statistic.

The Coronado Examplar Award Winner is Ms. Winget. She is an English teacher and the Student Government advisor.

“Freedom Writer” Maria Reyes inspires students during a January 20th lecture

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Pg. 6 Campus Happenings Hannah [email protected]

Black belt wanders Coronado’s hallsBy Hannah Collins

Junior James Clark tells Coronado Explorer all about being a real “Karate Kid”

Karate master and Coronado’s own junior James Clark demonstrates a stance used for getting ready to practice punches.

“When they called my name, it was such a re-lief… it took me a couple days for it to sink in”, stated Junior James Clark when asked how it felt to achieve the karate honor of a black belt. Clark may be known around campus for playing in marching and concert band or participat-ing in track and field, but most do not know that in April 2006, after nine years of training, he finally achieved the title of the black belt. Karate is a form of Chi-nese marital arts and uses many kinds of grappling attacks, punches, kicks, blocks and weapons to demonstrate one’s fighting skill. Clark began taking

karate lessons when a flyer was handed out to him at school when he was five, “I took it to my mom and said ‘I want to do this’, not knowing what I had gotten myself into”. “At first, the hardest thing about karate was re-membering all the moves, it was challenging. Now it’s about remembering the forms and weapons”, Clark responded when asked what were the difficulties of this marital art. Specifi-cally, Clark practices Tae Kwon Do, which focuses on “grappling which is like wrestling, you try to get people in locks and grabs” he said. Clark has gotten numer-ous awards, belts, medals and certificates for his

participation in karate. Earning first place in many tournaments and certificates stating his rank in karate. When he got his black belt, Clark described the event as “terrifying at first, I didn’t know what to expect. I showed everyone what I learned during the past semester [of class] …all of the instructors were in a line in front of me, watching. It took so long to get”. To present what he had learned, Clark had to demonstrate many different forms of punches, kicks, blocks and even use weapons. But in the end Clark decided it was worth it and said “it felt so good, I couldn’t believe it!” Back in 2002, when Clark was twelve, he got

Happy Valentines Day!By Carol Toll

*Burn her/him a C.D. with songs that remind you of that person. *Make a homemade dinner, and then light some romantic-smelling candles.

*Rent a romantic movie and cuddle up with them, while watching it at home. *Make cards for your sweetheart by getting some construction paper, glue, markers, and

scissors to surprise them with something made from the heart. *Buy your sweetheart a big stuff animal or take them to Build-A-Bear, include a box of

chocolates from See’s Candies *Make a coupon booklet for your sweetheart. You can put different coupons for events,

shows or attractions for you two to do. *Make a gift basket, with all the things your sweetheart likes, such as movies, candies,

CD’s, then add a big, beautiful ribbon. *Take your sweetheart out to the park for a picnic just the two of you, and then give

her/him something special such as a promise ring, necklace, watch or a puppy!*Wake up early and go decorate your special someone’s car with window chalk saying

cute messages like “will you be my Valentine?”*Name a star after them; Go to www.starregistry.com for more info

The sophomore class will be sponsoring a MORP Dance that is taking place on Febru-ary 20th in the Lower Gym starting at 8:00pm. Tickets are $8 pre sale, and $10 at the door. MORP is Prom spelled backwards, the “rules” are changed a bit. Girls, grab your guys and ask them to be your date. Students are encouraged to dress casually or in 80’s gear. Not only will DJ F.X. be there playing the latest hits, but DEF SLAMAZ and Step Team will be performing. Also there will be a dance contest to win Prom tickets and other prizes. Then a best dressed competition to win movie and restaurant coupons. The most students at CHS have a positive feeling towards the dance, like junior Mor-gan Staalberg who was asked if it’s okay for girls to ask guys, “if women can have jobs, wear pants and dominate law school, they should be able to ask guys to a dance, they just need the guts to do it!” Junior Deven Carney agrees and says, “I think it shouldn’t matter who asks who”. The sophomore class is hoping for a good turn out, “everyone should go; it’s going to be really fun! We’re throwing this for the CHS student body; it will be worth your time!” stated sophomore class Secretary Melissa Ruiz. Jackie Vilchis excitedly stated “Yes! I want to dance”, when questioned whether she was going or not. Junior Curtis Bilbrey says he’s going because “dances are always fun”.

By Hannah Collins

“Bring it on!” Don FanaticStudents have high hopes to dominate tonight’s volleyball game against the

faculty who thinks they can “bring the A-Game”

As tryouts came to an end for the lucky fifteen students to make it on the volleyball team, anticipa-tion for tonight’s game against the faculty starting at 6:30pm. Last year, the students dominated over the faculty, so this year, the students are hoping to keep their title, walk away with their heads held high and gain themselves another victory. Student teammates are thrilled about tonight’s game. Junior Sergio Aro-cha can’t wait to “spike the ball on the faculty”. While Patrick Fry (11) thinks that “[playing against] the teachers in a great game of volleyball”, will be the most exciting. Some people play vol-leyball for fun, like senior Maryza Diaz, “I think that it is an amazing sport that requires a lot of team work

and chemistry… it’s such a great stress and anger reliever!” Fry claims he plays for sport, because “it’s one of the sports that I’m good at and take seri-ously”. Andy Ward (11) tried out because he “loves supporting Coronado… and the game”. Luckily for the faculty team, they didn’t have tryouts, but faculty member Coach Richard says he wanted to be on the team for the “trash talk, fierce competi-tion, sense of camaraderie and for the love of the game”. But Algebra teach-er Mrs. Willis plays “in a doubles sand league once a week and plays sand vol-leyball with friends for fun once or twice a week”, her husband will be joining her and the rest of the faculty team. History teacher and Coach Mr. Troutman says he’s playing because he’s

By Hannah Collins

Senior Jake Palumbo has put his time in at CHS and knows what it is to be a True Don

By Melissa Shaw Jake Palumbo has less than a semester left of being a high school student. He is soon to be part of the graduating class of 2009 here at Coronado. Even though this is his fourth and final year at Coronado, he plans on coming back to Coronado but not as a student. After high school, Palumbo plans on attending NAU for his secondary education degree to become a teacher. Palumbo wants to come back to Coronado as a teacher, either instructing English or economics. Palumbo enjoys supporting Coronado sport’s teams and his two favorite sports teams to watch are soccer and football. He attended every single soccer game, home or away, and he claims to have gone to all but one of the football games. Palumbo is the president of the F.E.A.

club here at CHS and he is also the vice president of the Ambassadors. He takes pride in being on the varsity tennis team this year and is treasurer for the pep club. His most memorable moment in high school was when he won homecoming king. He feels most proud of this moment because of the school he’s representing. Palumbo stated that “Everyone in life has something they fight for, and for me

Coronado is that one thing I will strongly fight for with pride”. Many of his friends he has known since elementary school and he sees them as his brothers and sisters. Jake Palumbo had a very memorable four years at Coronado and he had this to say when asked about his thoughts on school “I love Coronado so much. It’s kind of like Hogwarts to Harry Potter. It’s my refugee and home away from home”.

“very competitive and [it] promotes the feeling of family that exists at Coro-nado”. Whatever the reason for playing, everyone knows that this game will defi-nitely be worth watching. But the question is who will win? Students? Or Faculty? Go to find out!

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6:30pm in the Upper Gym

*$4 to walk through the door and

activity cards cannot be used

*Reminder that no food or drink is al-

lowed in the gym but snacks will be available

in the lobby*Come to see your

favorite teachers and students battle for

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MORP Dance

the chance to travel to China to practice with Monks. There in China he trained for six hours for three days, and he “basical-ly [saw] where the general form of karate and [how] they taught it and got to sight see”. Clark declares his Chinese field trip to be one of the best memories from doing karate. Not only did karate teach Clark to “know self de-fense to protect myself and others”, but he is motivated to keep doing karate be-cause “[I go] to see friends, you meet a lot of different people”, he stated. Clark was asked if he plans to continue with karate after he graduates and he replied “I’ll continue, I’m thinking of teaching a class too”.

Clark was also questioned whether he’ll always be involved with karate and quickly replied “oh yeah, always. It’s one of those things that sticks with you”. James Clark is a quieter, kinder Don who takes pride in his school like anyone else. But, behind the scenes, he is a real life karate black belt who has devoted his time and hard work to make it this far. Clark is a perfect model of the “dream it, do it” kind of story. His last words for the Coronado com-munity are to “find a talent or hobby that you like and you’ll have some of the best memories of your life”.

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interests.A.C.E. - Brauer

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Unitown is Here

Jennifer Bain(11) and Dreylon Vang (11) are the only two Coro-nado students who are going to be counselors for Unitown from Coronado.

By Daniel Nemet

Sciences Brightens Life

By Daniel Nemet

Coronado Clubs are BrokeBy Madi Cooper

All over Coronado, Clubs have been canceling the trips they had planned for the year. Marching band quickly found themselves lacking the money for their trip so they canceled it early in the year. Science Club has opened their trip to San Diego up to the entire school. The deadline to hand in the $375 for the trip was on February 10. They plan on going to Sea World and doing many other fun, but scientific, activities. A.C.E. and C.A.S.E. are both still pushing on to make it to their competi-tions in San Diego. They have been applying for money from student coun-cil, holding many fund-raisers, and collecting tax credit dollars. Tax credit dollars are basically money that someone (family, companies, or friends) give

to you. They sign the tax credit form and the money ends up back in their pock-ets so it’s like they didn’t spend any money at all. The economic downturn has been affecting not only our clubs but everybody in the school. Parents have been losing jobs, teachers have been losing jobs, and even students have been losing jobs. Panic has been spreading throughout the country because of it. Dr. Brauer, the choir, gui-tar, and orchestra teacher, is convinced that everyone is really going to feel the intensity of the decline next year. Everybody in the school will be buck-ling down and earning the money sooner and figuring out their trip finances at the start of the year instead of waiting until they abso-lutely need the money for the trip.

Science club will be competing in the Science Olympiad on February 21. It all begins around October when students receive the list of events. This is when the preparation begins. Events for the Science Olympiad have a wide range to cover. Biology, chemistry, physics, astronomy, geology, and every other topic that anyone can study. The events can present themselves in either test or performance categories. A popular test event is “disease detective”. In this test students must figure out a hypothetical disease that was created, where it spread, and how it spread. A popular performance event is “egg-o-naut’”. In this classic science event, a team must build a parachute that will protect an egg from breaking upon impact after freefall. After several months of preparation, all of the planning comes down to one day. Because of the early start time, students will be required to be at school before the sun

comes up. Then after the drive to MCC, the day begins. Events that required machines to be built before hand are impounded so no student can have extra time to fiddle with their projects. For the testing events, schedules are posted of the different times that certain tests are available. The most important aspect of Science Olympiad is not about the science; it is about having fun. Spending all day with your fellow science club members, and meeting new science lovers - all of which is a great experience. Towards the end of the day when scores are being tallied, MCC employees open the school gaming room. Some of the games are pool, ping pong, and DDR. Science Olympiad is overall a great experience. It teaches students time management and new subjects. No year of Science Club could be complete without a Science Olympiad.

Nazik Kambar (12) went to Washington DC with JAG (Jobs for Arizona’s Graduates) in December and won second place for Public Speaking out of the National JAG network. She won first place last year for the state of Arizona.

They also allow campers to interact with each other and build stronger bonds. Even with all these pro-grams, there is still free time each day. Campers who want to

attend Unitown again are unfortunately not allowed to return to Unitown, as a camper. To go to Unitown twice, one must go as a counselor. Being a coun-selor is just as much fun

as being a camper. Coun-selors room with camp-ers, which creates great memories. Counselors also get to run some of the programs with the high school teacher delegates. If you are wondering more about the content of Unitown programs, asking campers, counselors, or delegates will not help. Unitown is all about let-ting campers interpret the meaning of the camp for themselves. By learn-ing about the content or procedures of Unitown programs before even signing up will bias your interpretation of the camp. Unitown is no regular school program. It teaches students how to be a positive part of their com-munity. It gives students a group of friends that they know will understand what they learned at Uni-town. It’s an experience everyone should be able to have.

It’s that time of year again when a few lucky students get to go to Uni-town for the time of their lives. Students from the SUSD high schools go to Prescott where they will spend an exhausting five days. Unitown is an SUSD high school program based off of the Anytown Arizona program. SUSD personnel realized how important this program truly is, and adapted it to the district. This program is beneficial in many dif-ferent ways because each student interprets the pro-gram differently. Benefit areas can be leadership, social skills, and being aware of prejudice and racism. The five days are jam packed with several programs, all being vital to the Unitown experi-ence. The programs are so important because they build off of each other.

Cassie Adams (11), Deven Carney (11), Brittanie Rieu (11), and Lauren White (11) dissect cats in their HPA class.

Victoria Lopez (12), Tommy Kovarik (10), and Ethan Rowland (11), have been enjoying the benefits of Best Buddies.

Science Club is competeing in the Science Olympiad

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SportsPg. 8 Mr. [email protected]

State BoundPeterson, Breese, Cisneros and Patino brothers wrestle way to state

By Sean Essary

Pick ‘EmC.H.S. “experts” rank the top five best NBA teams. Check their picks and rank your five.

by Marcus CanoMr. Biera

1. Boston Celtics 2. L.A. Lakers3. San Antonio Spurs4. Cleveland Cavaliers 5. Orlando Magic

“I’m more of a college fan, but I’ll take the Lak-ers.”

Daniel Jones 1. L.A. Lakers2. Cleveland Cavaliers3. Orlando Magic4. Boston Celtics5. San Antonio Spurs

“Nobody’s stopping Kobe and the Lakers.”

John Belak1. Boston Celtics2. Cleveland Cavaliers3. L.A Lakers4. Orlando Magic5. Cleveland Cavaliers

“King James” (still has yet to win a title)

Mr. Lewis1. L.A. Lakers2. Boston Celtics2. Cleveland Cavaliers4. Orlando Magic5. Phoenix Suns “The Suns are taking a break; they’ll step it up eventually.”

Michael Shepard1. Boston Celtics2. L.A. Lakers3. Cleveland Cavaliers4. Chicago Bulls5. Miami Heat

“Miami’s going all the way.”

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Girls Soccer finishes season with two wins

By Melissa Shaw

Boys Soccer booted 5-3 out of state playoffs

From Wyatt Richard-son (10) at 103 lbs. to Jamal McKee-Haywood (10) at 285, wrestlers have faced down chal-lenges all season, carv-ing their way through the Mingus Duals, Sandra Day O’Connor, the Cactus Invite, the A.J. Tournament, and more. At last Saturday’s East Sky Region Wres-tling Championships, the work paid off as five Dons qualified for State. “The first time going to state is exciting,” said Kaleb Cisneros (11), a first-time quali-fier. “We’ve busted our [tails] all year and now it’s all paying off.”

For first-time qualifiers Adam Patino (10) and Cis-neros, Coach Beracy noted their “remarkable prog-ress,” this year. “Even if they do not place, they will have gained valuable ex-perience just by going and taking in the atmosphere. This experience will then be put to use next year when they will be expected to bring home medals.” Coach Beracy believes team captains Ben Peter-son and Richard Breese “showed good leadership all year.” Before Region, Beracy’s “goal [was] to qualify as many wrestlers as possible for state.” Congratulations, coach. At Region, Adam Pa-tino (10) was 3rd at 119 pounds, Cisneros took 3rd at 125, and Ben Peterson

(12) placed 2nd at 135, qualifying for state for the third time in his career. Andrew Patino (10) is region champ at 112 as is Richard Breese (10) at 189. As a team, the Dons finished 5th. Andrew Patino placed second in state last year as a freshman while Breese finished fifth. All five wrestlers seek to become Coronado’s first state champion since 1992. The state meet is Feb. 20th and 21st at Jobing.com Arena in Glendale. The top 6 placers at state win med-als and are considered “all-state.”

After playing an entire season on the road and compiling an 11-3-1 over-all record, the 6th seeded Boys Soccer team endured a first round State Playoff

exit, losing 5-3 to Raymond Kellis on February 3rd. Despite being bounced from the first round for the second straight year, the 08-09 season is a story of

triumph. “The team [was] a great, hard-working group that plays with a passion that cannot be given,” said Coach Tsorin. The season stats and individual awards agree wholeheartedly. According to Maxpreps.com, the team had a .767 win percentage. Jorge Figueroa (12), Nico Nava (12), and Jair Rebollar (12) each earned 1st Team East Sky All-Region Honors with Senior Forward Jorge Figueroa being named as East Sky Region Player of the Year. Martin Gomez (11) earned 2nd team All-Region while Tony Sanchez (11), Jose “Na-cho” Gonzalez (12), and Bryan Garcia (12) each earned Honorable Mention All-Region.

Senior Captain Katie Wimer dribbles past an Arcadia Titan while Cheryl Ralph (11) and Amber Webster (11) move to get open on December 6th.

“Team love” drives Lady Dons Basketballers to successful season

Full coverage on Coronadoexplorer.com

By Hannah Collins

With a roller coaster of a season nearing the end, the girls basketball team’s 8-16 overall record only tells part of the story. These girls weren’t just teammates; they’re good friends. The Lady Dons prac-ticed “team love,” a term coined by Captain Katie Wimer (12). When asked what “team love” means to her, Wimer re-

plied, “we all contribute in the games and we’re all so close. We all love each other and we just came up with it”. According to Amber Web-ster (10), the Dons did “team bonding,” on and off the hardwood. Ashley Capp (11) thought the team was “really close this year. It’s definitely been the best season of bas-ketball yet!” Wimer noted that playing on a team with friends provides “support, it’s easy to communicate, and fun to hang out after a win.”

Boys Basketball ends season vs. rival Arcadia

Full coverage on Coronadoexplorer.com

On-field communication tripped this year’s Girls Soc-cer team to a 2-15 record. Defender Naomi Gomez (10) learned that “it takes all of us to work together,” highlighting teamwork to be a focal point in years’ future. Kayleen Mullinax (11) and Cecilia Sanabria (11) enjoyed the team cheer before games while “[looking] forward to progressing next year.” De-spite their struggles, the team had some highlights. On January 13, Dons beat Tempe High 4-0 and by sea-son’s end, defender Sahariana Espritu (12) earned East Sky Honorable Mention honors. With new talent, the team “focused on creativity and flow on the field using passes and communication,” ac-cording to Coach Schmitz. Schmitz also noted Kayla Mullinax, Nina Porter (12), Shayla Hernandez, and Maricruz Arredondo for their skill and teamwork. Said Schmitz, key player Cecilia Sanabria “got injured but showed resolve and attended all remaining practices and games... I’m pleased with how we did and am already excited about next season.”

Above: working off John Belak’s (12) screen, Ermias Meheretab (12) drives past a Cortez defender in a December 12th matchup.

Eat mat! Region Champ Richard Breese (12) crushes a victim’s victory hopes.

Full coverage on Coronadoexplorer.com

Above: Sophomore goalkeeper Alfonso Santana (10) lays out to save an opposing shot.

By T.J. Kittle

Full coverage on Coronadoexplorer.com

In the team’s first matchup against Arcadia on January 16th, the Dons came from behind to beat the Titans 86-85 in overtime off of guard Michael Shepard’s (10) 35-foot buzzer beater.

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Entertainment Pg. 9Sean [email protected]

My Bloody ValentineBy Melissa Shaw

Two young teenage couples attend a party that takes place in a mining pit on Valentines Day. But their night takes a turn for the worst when a man in a miners outfit and gas mask comes after them with a pick ax. Harry Warden stands over Tom Hanniger breathing hard about to swing his pick ax. Boom! Blood splatters all over Toms face, Harry stumbles away as the cops keep shooting after him. Han-niger is left sitting alone

CDReviewBy: Nestor Martinez

Do you know who Sug-arhill Gang is? Can you recall the line: “I said a hip hop the hip-pie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it” What about: “Everybody go, hotel, motel Holiday Inn!” Well, the truth is you probably don’t. If you hear a good funky beat, here and there on the radio, the artist may still be hard to recall. People who do remember, will remember the good times when they used to get down to that beat. Sugarhill Gang is prob-ably the earliest hip-hop group, and one of the first ones to come up with former styles of rapping. Their most famous song is “Rappers Delight” and it is considered the earliest rap song.

The walls of the Dodge Theatre were outlined with guitars signed by members of various bands including the Traveling Wilburys, Phish, The Scorpions and Linkin Park. As the host for the music of Led Zeppelin, on Saturday January 17th, the theater’s setup included a large collection of guitars, drums with percussion backing, as well as the less average violin, cello, and horn sections. Outside KSLX and KDKB radio stations had tables set up to support the event, in-cluding contests and raffles, KDKB was also advertising the My Bloody Valentine movie release. Before the hour intermis-sion the cover was able to conduct themselves through a note for note rendition of Led Zeppelin’s Kashmir and Black Dog singles. Former Coronado Senior Melissa Essary stated that the cover music was “Dead On”. The show was also celebrated

This game received a 9.5 rating from professional gam-ers. Some students like Lucas Hall (9) gives it a score of a nine because the game “would not let him use some things that he built in the game”. Also, he said “it was the best game that he ever played on the Xbox 360”, which is the only system that the game is out for. This game costs just about forty dollars and it is worth every penny. Everyone I have talked to that have owned or played the

Banjo and Kazooie Nuts and Bolts

By Alex Tartamella

Led Zeppelin Symphony

By Sean Essary

game said that they loved it. Personally, I loved it, students can build vehicles out of things that can be bought or found in the game and the vehicle is your own design you build it yourself. Stu-dents can make whatever kind of vehicle they want and as weird or good looking as you want it. Students could make it look like a big mess or just any random car they want and they can even turn the design into a flying motorcycle. I have not beaten the game yet so I could not tell you how many levels there are or how many bosses there are so if you want to find that out I guess you students have to rent or buy the game. If some students like the game like everyone else that is good but if you do not like the game it is your loss.

traumatized not only by his close experience to death but by his closest friends, and girlfriend abandoning him. Several years later the new town sheriff, Axel, is married to Tom’s ex-girl-friend. Hanniger shows up after years of everyone thinking he was dead and claims he is going to sell his fathers mining pit. But while the town is in a fuss over Toms return, murders are taking place left and right. The man with the gas

Symphony Orchestra brings new sounds toclassic Zeppelin

with solos from the bands drummer Powell Randolph and lead guitarist, George “Red Bull” Cintron. Before the night ended there was a cover of one of Led Zeppelin’s most popular singles, Stairway to Heaven. Everything turned pitch black as a large disco ball dropped center stage with revolving lights covering the room. Side screens embel-lished the rest of the stage while Randy Jackson, the group’s singer, strapped his acoustic and began singing lyrics. As he fretted his gui-tar the Phoenix Symphony Orchestra accompanied him with breaks for the lead gui-tarist to cover the solo. Creator and conductor Brent Havens very well orchestrated the entire event, although John Bonham, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, and John Paul Jones will always be credited for their original works, this cover band definitely gave them their proper respects.

True fans stood in the mosh from Gabriel Garcia’s sweep picking, guitarist and vocal-ist for Black Tide. The floor was covered with plastic dark colored bottles and crushed red bull cans. Attack Attack opened the show with all the members of the band banging their heads with the tempo. A sound master stood in the back with his own custom mix board looking center stage while another stood by at the side of the stage. Only a few minutes in the Marquee had its crowd off the ground. Craigafer Mabbitt, born in Arizona and lead singer of Escape the Fate, command-ed the room to split into two to prepare for a wall of

Escape The FateBy Sean Essary

Attack Attack, Black Tide, Burn Halo, and Escape the Fate mosh Marquee

death. Some were resistant to move and stood still as both sides of the Marquee moshed down on them. Escape the Fate released This War Is Ours on October 21, 2008 through Epitaph Records. During their live set they also played The Flood, one of their only singles to have a music video. There is no good excuse to miss shows like this. Check out what events are coming up at the Marquee before time runs out. Upcoming shows include Cradle of Filth and As Blood Runs Black who will be play-ing over the Friday 13th weekend.

After the release of the finale to the beloved by many, Twilight Saga, many avid readers were feigning for an-other vampire novel to “sink their teeth into.” Numerous seemed to emerge from the book world to eagerly meet their needs. Many of these novels had existed at or before the same time as the release of the first Twilight novel, and an equal number were just emerging. Among these novels was Dead Until Dark, first of several in the Sookie Stackhouse series. Dead Until Dark has many of the same attributes as Twilight does, however Dead Until Dark was first and the differences are clear. Dead Until Dark presents its plot through a murder mystery that extends throughout the entire novel, urging audiences to keep reading to find out what happens next. The lead characters, “Crazy” Sookie (telepath) and “Vampire” Bill meet early on in the novel and what starts with innocent curiosity gradually leads to an overbearing mutual love. As the plot quickly pro-gresses, author Charlaine

Another Vampire Book

Harris is quick to complicate things in the lives of Sookie and Bill. Society knows that vampires are not fictional creatures, but actually living dead, infected by a virus that makes them allergic to sun, garlic, and silver. Know-ing that fact though does not make everyone keen to accepting the now legally rec-ognized vampires. Bill, hav-ing decided to go mainstream with humans challenges Sookie’s small home town. Falling in love with the local barmaid and moving into his inherited estate Relationship issues aside, Sookie is also faced with the trouble of the entire town’s suspicion of her brother being linked to the very odd mur-ders of several local women. Factor in the bite marks found on each body, and the town is quick to look twice at Bill Sookie is left defend both men in her life. Recently turned into an HBO series, True Blood, Dead Until Dark is a quick and captivating read sure to please all of the vampire-feigning readers at a loss for another vampire romance.

An early version of Twilight, some might say

Rare releases next Banjo-KazooieCONCERT

CENTRAL

By Amber EricksonA Horror Movie Critique

Get A Life!2/12–16: Jam Session @ Phoenix Convention Center

2/13: T-Mobile Rookie Challenge and Youth Jam @ US Airways Center2/13: Jazz Madrigal Festival @ Ardrey Auditorium

2/13: Art Laboe Valentines Super Love Jam @ Jobing.com Arena2/13-14: Robin Williams @ Dodge Theatre

2/14: Ballet Arizona: Romeo and Juliet @ Symphony Hall2/14: Richie Havens @ Rhythm Room2/19: Al Stewart @ The Rhythm Room

2/21: Paramount’s Original LaserSpectacular ft. Music of Pink Floyd @ Dodge Theatre

2/21: Joan Baez @ Mesa Arts Center2/22: Lisa Hannigan w/ Gavin Glass @ The Rhythm Room

2/25: YES @ Dodge Theatre3/4: The Pretenders @ Dodge Theatre

3/12: Rascal Flatts w/ Jessica Simpson @ Cricket Wireless Pavilion3/13: Frankie Valli w/ The Manhattan Transfer @ Dodge Theatre

3/26: Billy Joel and Elton John @ US Airways Center

mask and pick ax is back and comes with a ven-geance. Could it be Harry Warden, returning from his grave carrying out his Valentines Day killing spree tradition? Could it be Tom Hanniger seeking revenge on everyone who abandoned him? Or could it be Axel, the cranky town sheriff who’s cheating on his wife? All together this movie that keeps you guessing what will happen next with many surprises on the way.

Signing for Black Tide

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Dontastic CreationsPg. 10 Gabriela [email protected]

Spotlight On... Marie Van Pelt

As a new year begins, so does a new edition of the Coronado Explorer and a new artist to feature. Marie van Pelt, grade 12, has been pointed out as a great artist and so arouses our interest. In a short inter-view out in the art patio, and later through paper, Marie answered a few of the Coronado Explorer’s questions. “My whole life, [since] preschool” was her answer when asked how long she had been involved in art. Impressed with the amount of time she had been in the medium, Coronado Explorer continued to ask her what inspired her art.

By Gabriela CardenasModern day Artist at Coronado

Coronado’s 3D Nevelson’s BoxBy Gabriela Cardenas

“Everything,” she said, and in the same breath contin-ued to say “nothing in par-ticular.” After asking her what inspires her, the Ex-plorer decided to ask who inspired her art. “Banksy, a lot his work inspires me.” She responded. Curious to see if her his-

tory with art would impact her future in any way the Explorer asked if she planned on a career in art. “I thought about it, but I kind of changed my mind. However, art will always be a hobby of mine.” was her answer. Coronado Explorer also asked what

her style was. “I like to use spray paint and stencils.” and what did she draw and/or paint “When draw-ing I like to draw every-day objects around me. However, when I paint, I enjoy painting popular figures.” Artists practice a lot to improve their skills, so we asked her how often did she draw or paint “I draw and paint as often as I can, when I have time of course.” When the Coronado Explorer asked how she viewed her art, Marie answered “I view my art as simple. I don’t like when there’s too much going on in a piece. I believe less

On Thursday February 5, Mr. Knapp’s 3D Class had a reception in honor of their Nevelson Box Sculpture at Art One Gallery in Old Town Scott-sdale. When asked, Mr. Knapp said it had taken “About nine weeks” to finish. When we asked one of the stu-dents who helped build the Sculpture what it took to build it, Cora Rodgers (11), told the Explorer that “we had to gather wood, scraps, [and] nailed each into boxes.” Although it was a long process Thomas Kittle (10), a student who helped build the sculpture, said “it was challenging, but it was a good

is more.” Adding a final comment, Marie showed the usual school spirit of the seniors, “I <3 Cassidy : D Seeeeeniorrrs!” After the good byes and thank yous were done, the Coronado Explorer left very satisfied with how

the interview had gone, and with hopes of seeing Marie’s art recognized as it should be. The Explorer wishes good luck to Marie and her art.

challenge.” According to Art Teacher Mr. Knapp, the sculpture is “Based on Louise Nevelson and her found object relief structures.” Louise Nevelson was a famous American sculptor in the twentieth century whose sculptures were usually made of wood and then painted black, white or gold. Nevelson’s sculptures were usually abstract, so much so that you can look at the sculpture from behind or from the front, or in Cora Rodgers words “Its nonrepresentational, you can interpret it differently.”

At left, a depic-tion of a couple for Valentine’s Day done by Ga-briela Cardenas (11).

Pictured right is a drawing by May Cheevasittirungruang

(11) showing a young couple in love.

Coronado’s 3D Nevelson Box Sculpture, based off of Louise Nevelson, a twenti-eth century American Sculpture.

Marie Van Pelt is holding up her spray paint picture of The Mona Lisa.

“I view my art as simple. I don’t like when there’s too much going on in a piece. I believe less is more.”

Valentine’s Day Art

3D-Design students’ work on display at Art One Gallery in Old Town

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The Funny Page Pg. 11Gabriela [email protected]

ATTENTION CORONADO GENIUSES!!

Are you talented with writing? How about drawing? Or maybe painting? Perhaps photography? Or is it sculpting?

Do you identify yourself as an artist?

Are you interested in seeing your work in the Coronado Explorer?

If so, contact Section Editor Gabriela Cardenas via email at [email protected], Mr. Gerchick at [email protected], or stop by room B244 with any SCHOOL

APPROPRIATE submissions by March 1st to see them in the next edition.

STICKMAN By Jason Kurtti

By Nestor Martinez

South Scottsdale Adventures

...Full Comic on www.CoronadoExplorer.com

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The Back Page“Smile like you mean it.” Amber Erickson

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By now we have all heard of global warming, but in case you’re a little uncertain here is a quick overview. Global warming is a theory that says the earth is getting warmer because of excessive Carbon Dioxide is being produced and going into the atmosphere. Some believe this is a global problem and others believe it is just made up. The truth is global warming is real but it’s not accidental. Russia is one of the harshest places to live in the entire world. It is very cold and most of the country is uninhabitable. Many people know this. What many people don’t know is that Russia has a massive amount of rare minerals under its ice. However, they cannot be harvested easily because few drills can dig deep enough into the ice to retrieve them. By now you can see where I am going with this. What if Russia was purposely helping global warming happen so they could reach their minerals. It sounds crazy but there is some evidence showing this could be true. Russia is one of the biggest polluters in the world today. This shows that they are doing their part to help global warming along. They also have made little effort to reduce these emissions of greenhouse gases which shows they show know signs of stopping these emissions. There may also be factors we are not aware of. Russia may be withholding information from the rest of the world. This seems logical because they do not want to bring too much attention to themselves. It’s only a matter of time before Russia begins to take drastic measures to ensure global warming happens. They will not stop until the ice caps are completely melted and Earth’s temperature has risen at least 10 degrees. While the rest of the world burns Russia will be a tropical paradise. All of this makes sense because it is working. Russia’s temperature is rising like most of the worlds and there is less and less ice each year. If this issue is left unchecked Russia may become as powerful as it was during the Cold War. If this happens the world could be like it was 40 years ago, only now it could be even worse. Not only would we be in another Cold War but the Earth would be in another ice age (this is what experts believe would happen if the temperature of the Earth rose enough). This can all be avoided if we can stop pollution. Not only do we need to stop Global warming because it could cause another ice age, but we need to stop because we cannot let Russia become a world superpower again.

By Chris Kloskin

The Conspiracy Theorist

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[*photo credits to: www.careglobalwarming.com and www.united-states-map.org]

As a Side Note:The Conspiracy Theorist would like to command you all to visit www.coronadoexplorer.com.He is wise and you would be too if you listen to his advice.

Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) You’re in need of a good friend or close relative to let you open up and once you get some time alone with them, you should start to feel a lot better. Things should make more sense soon.

Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)If you’re single, try something a bit more daring than usual. Ask out a total stranger or try the personals if you never have -- you need to shake things up if you want to make any improvements!

Gemini (May 21-Jun 21) You’re far more organized than usual and might want to devise a new task list or system for getting things done. You don’t have to revolutionize your life, but you do need to take charge a bit more!

Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 22)You feel as if you’ve got massive back-up today, even if you’re all alone. It’s a great time to speak up for yourself, as others should have a hard time arguing or even disagreeing with you.

Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) Your intuitions are stronger than you might think today, so give them their due and see if you can pick up on any subtle signals coming your way from your mate -- or anyone you want to know better.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)Your social energy is peaking, so spend as much time as you can with your friends and family. You should find your personal energy recharging more quickly when you’re physically present with good people.

Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22) You need to show that you’ve got what it takes to deal with life as it happens and today should bring at least one big opportunity to do just that. Your flexibility makes you a hero around the house!

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Try something new and different today -- maybe a new restaurant, maybe a new route through town. Your need to see and experience the world is running a bit stronger than usual right now.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) Someone close needs to check in with you, so make yourself available. It might not be the one you expect, so be sure not to shut anyone out in the expectation that someone else will call.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)Restlessness flows through you today and if you can get away, even for a long walk, you should find a bit of peace through motion. Keep your mind open for new insights, as they can come at any time.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)Today is all about getting over it and moving on with your life. No matter what is holding you back, you can let go of at least some portion of it. The new freedom might be a bit scary, though!

Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20) Listen to your dreams tonight -- they are telling you what you need to hear and then some. Separating the good stuff from the random noise is even easier than usual, too, so you should get the message.

Fun with PhotoshopBy Erick “The Photographer” Beltran

What our staff REALLY looks like (behind the press)

By Justin Slover

The Slovereign It’s that time of year again. A day that is relished by millions. Whether you call it “The Day of Forced Emo-tions” or hail it as a holiday comparable to Christmas, there’s no denying Valentine’s Day is a calendar highlight for aphrodisiac ensnared teenagers. But what, you may ask, is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift? While you’re pretty well off with a box of assorted chocolates and a bouquet of flowers, there’s a plethora of additional Mclovin’ merchandise if you’re willing to open your eyes to the more exotic side of the holiday. But don’t get too creative, or you may find yourself feel-ing rather lonely over President’s Day weekend. With the help of monster-island.org, I’ve compiled a list of the do’s and don’ts of Valentine’s Day giftage to aid you in your quest for V-Day immortality. This is The Slovereign... First, let’s delve into the McLove baskets that are sure to warm the cuddly inner sanctum of your significant other’s soul.

Incense that smells like a scene from The Note-book. A waftable concoction of therapeutic cheesi-ness, this gift is a sure-fire way to set the mood for a McLovin good time. Just make sure you don’t accidentally purchase incense that smells like a scene from 300 by mistake.The heart of your ex-lover. Nothing shows your unwavering devotion more than the beating hear of your former flame. Along with the endless supply of packaging options (shish kabob style), this gift also serves as motivation for your current fling to try and keep the relationship going. Talk about pouring your (or someone else’s) heart out.Any film starring Sylvester Stallone or Chuck Nor-ris. If you’re a guy, you’re sure to appreciate the over-the-top action. If you’re a girl, you’re sure to appreciate Chuck and Sly’s glistening pectorals. Better yet, treat you and your significant other to the new action flick, currently blowing people to love bits in a theatre near you.An article of clothing that reads, “I’m just a love machine.” Ridiculously cheesy, but a must have for those snuggly moments by the fire. Plus, I’m pretty sure Hugh Hephner has this printed on every piece of clothing he owns, so you’re in good company.

Now that we’ve reeled off a couple somewhat reason-able gifts, here are a few that you should avoid if you hope to receive any McLovin’ on Valentine’s Day.

Anything that appears like it could have been pro-cured at the local Circle K. It doesn’t matter if you got it at a gas station or not, a $1.99 teddy bear that sings “I Will Always Love You” is a definite no-no if you want the relationship to last through dinner.Those sweetheart candies with dumb generic say-ings on them. Haven’t people realized by now that they taste like dry, moldy cardboard? I swear they stopped manufacturing those in 1958 and have spent the last fifty years trying to sell off their stock.Poetry, no matter how heartfelt, that starts out “There once was a girl from Nantucket...” You can personalize it all you want, but it’s impossible to romanticize about a place named Nantucket. In fact, unless you’re harboring the next “O Captain! My Captain!” skip poetry altogether.A puppy rented out from the local PetSmart. Sure, you’ll have brief flirtations with victory at the sight of your partner’s ear-to-ear smile, but as soon as it’s time for little Scooter to head back to the store, you might as well hold the door open for your teary-eyed date as well.Scantily clad accessories that look almost as good on your partner as they did on the mannequin at the department store. If the mannequin rocks it better than your date, it’s not even worth the effort. Then again, some of those mannequins are pretty attrac-tive.An apologetic look and words “That was today?” This phrase is usually followed by the equally pa-thetic, “Well, it was good while it lasted.”

There’s no question you’d be taking a risk by choosing a more exotic V-Day parcel. If you’re afraid of having a door slammed in your face, you should probably stick to flowers and candy. But, for those courageous few who believe that love makes you do crazy things, a creative gift could be your key to McLovin’ this Valentine’s Day.

Issue Statistics with AbsolutelyNo “Journalistic” Value

Second Semester Journalists added to the Staff: 6AMAZING Section Editors lost 2nd semester: 1

# of hours spent in the lab: Ha. Counting the missed classes?Hours of sleep lost: It varies, but let’s just say some of us

became insomniacs. # of Unnecessary Print-outs: 2-3 reams from Beracy

MVP of the Issue: Steve SchrockTunage for D-Day: Ragtown off of Gerchick’s iPod -

“American Noise”# of times the site was launched: 5 and still counting

# of times InDesign failed while trying to send-to-press: 2Word of the Issue: undecided due to business

Something no one realized this issue: ...we haven’t had goldfish in over a month. :(

How many times Erick’s name was called out for pictures:“Ahh! A lot!” (Says Erick)

Attempts at publishing the SCC Ad: 9 (that’s a lot)One Record Not to Buy. Ever. : Beach Boys - Greatest Hits.People that came up with these statistics on day-of-press:

Qori-with-a-Q!, Erick-with-a-C-K, Madi (without the eline) and Miss Amby-Lynn (without the E-R).